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[redhead85]

Hi all *waves*. I’ve been lurking here for far too long so thought it best to become all ‘official’ and logged on and all that. (Plus the authorities say I really need to keep my stalking to a minimum).

I love the feel of this site – I do like the official one, don’t get me wrong, but this one does feel a lot fresher. Nice work guys.

Anyways, I brought along Hobnobs to placate – so help yourselves

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[Jonathan Capps]

> Still, it does leave me more than a little self conscious?

Too right. No one could stand the shame of being caught reading G&T.

[Seb Patrick]

Shane G got caught by his mum “reading” G&T, and that’s why he hates us so much.

[Carlito]

Why not just get one of those twisty lock things (you’re laymen so I’m sparing you the locksmith jargon) but have a knob on both sides of the door. That way if it’s locked, they know somebody is in there, yet can easily open it in the event of trouble.

[JamesTC]

Why not build a matter transporter, I think I saw one in Ikea going cheap.

[Carlito]

You sure that wasn’t a budgie?

[pfm]

I’m just going for a number 3… Does anyone else hate it when people go out of their way to tell you they’re going to the loo? It’s like just GO! What do you want, a medal??

[Bob Loblaw]

>Shane G got caught by his mum ?reading? G&T, and that?s why he hates us so much.

“My mother caught me.”
“Caught you? Doin’ what?”
“Y’know, I was alone…”

[pfm]

YES.

[Author]

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