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[redhead85]

Hi all *waves*. I’ve been lurking here for far too long so thought it best to become all ‘official’ and logged on and all that. (Plus the authorities say I really need to keep my stalking to a minimum).

I love the feel of this site – I do like the official one, don’t get me wrong, but this one does feel a lot fresher. Nice work guys.

Anyways, I brought along Hobnobs to placate – so help yourselves

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[Seb Patrick]

Welcome! We like redheads around here, so that’s a good start. Good to have you around.

[Ben Paddon]

It’s true. Redheads are very welcome here. I don’t know why Shane G and his lot didn’t try registering as a bunch of gingers, to be honest.

[redhead85]

Ahh cheers Seb – you a redhead too then? ;-)

[si]

I like redheads. I like Nicola the best, and I saw a nice young reddheaded girl in town yesterday.

[redhead85]

I used to hate having red hair when I was a kid but now I’m older it seems to get me male attention, which is flattering. But unfortunately I do get a lot of creepy comments from sleazy media guys I have to socialize with too.

Sleazy guy: You’re a redhead.
Me: Indeed.
Sleazy guy: I like redheads.
Me: That’s nice.
Sleazy guy: I once had a 3 month affair with a redhead.
Me: …

[Ben Paddon]

I spent most of my youth persecuted for my hair, but that flipped when I moved to America. They love it here.

[redhead85]

Ladies dripping off each arm like they do to cute Brits in the movies, Ben?

[Ben Paddon]

More or less. I can’t say for certain whether any dripping is occurring but I am reliably informed that there is a certain degree of moistness.

Blimey, I think that’s the most lewd I’ve ever been on G&T.

[redhead85]

And here was me talking metaphorically…there’s no-one to blame but yourself, my friend.

[Andrew]

> Sleazy guy: You?re a redhead.
> Me: Indeed.
> Sleazy guy: I like redheads.
> Me: That?s nice.
> Sleazy guy: I once had a 3 month affair with a redhead.
> Me: ?

Ah. Yeah. Erm – sorry about that.

[redhead85]

Oi Andrew – the court said no contact for 3 months, remember ;-)

Nah, this was a guy I used to work with called Rob. He always used to boast about his conquests, ugh.

[hummingbird]

Hi, hun!
Damn, who ate all the hobnobs?

[Jonathan Capps]

> But unfortunately I do get a lot of creepy comments from sleazy media guys I have to socialize with too.

You must be delighted at the tone of this thread, then!

[Carlito]

> Nah, this was a guy I used to work with called Rob. He always used to boast about his conquests, ugh.

And now he’s gone into stand up comedy.

[pfm]

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb? None, and I’ll tell you for why – they already glow enough to light up a whole room. Several rooms, in fact.

Look, just admit you’re Karen Gillan, and that you want to have sex with us all, and be done with it.

[Ben Paddon]

Oh, it’s started. I knew it would.

[redhead85]

> Look, just admit you?re Karen Gillan, and that you want to have sex with us all, and be done with it.

God, I wish :-( Lucky bitch – but at least she’s not opposite David Tennant. If she was, I may had to have killed her and slipped in her place…

> Nah, this was a guy I used to work with called Rob. He always used to boast about his conquests, ugh.

> And now he?s gone into stand up comedy.

I know, bastard. I’ve clearly always had a thing for fat bastards.

Carl – aren’t you helping to write that Red Dwarf animated thing? I was gonna offer help with beta-ing, and dropping you some gags (or my poor excuses for one liners) that you may wish to pilfer. Drop me an email if you so wish.

>Hi, hun!
Damn, who ate all the hobnobs?

*looks guilty* oops. My bad.

[SkyAndSun]

Hello!

[si]

Whoops. Damn the lack of a delete button.

[Jonathan Capps]

Why don’t you just leave your comment alone once it’s posted? Don’t make us take your edit button away.

[si]

Well, it made no sense in relation to the rest of the thread, so I wanted to get rid of it, and not look silly. Difficult, I know.

[Prue]

Hello! I have been lurking for far too long as well, but hey!

Love this site!!!

[Jo]

Hi Prue! :o)

[Ben Paddon]

Wow, Shane G is really working overtime.

Possibly I am joking.

[redhead85]

> Wow, Shane G is really working overtime. Possible I am joking.

Erm…no. I’m a real person. I exist. ^__^ At least I hope I do…. (wow this is getting quite existential) Does having a facebook count?

[Dave]

>Does having a facebook count?

As long as you have a face as well.

[Prue]

To Singing Potato:

Hello!!! *waves*

I’ll email you soon

[Jonathan Capps]

Hello Prue! This is Aussie Fan Club Prue by the way, everyone.

[redhead85]

Hi Prue! Hi Singing Potato *waves*

Gahhh trying to change my profile picture so that I can prove I’m a real bloody person but it won’t work. Guys….any help?

[p2p_productions]

>Gahhh trying to change my profile picture so that I can prove I?m a real bloody person

…Are you the one on the right or the left? ;-)

[Jo]

Hi Red :o)

Sometimes it just takes a while to take effect. Mine did the same when I changed it a couple of nights ago. Follow the add profile pic process and then wait a few hours. It should change :o)

[Seb Patrick]

I can see your current one, so your problem might just be on your machine with your cache – try pressing Ctrl-F5 to flush it out?

[Jonathan Capps]

> I can see your current one, so your problem might just be on your machine with your cache – try pressing Ctrl-F5 to flush it out?

ALso, the site caches things like images on the server side so sometimes it’s just a case of waiting until that side is refreshed for everyone.

[redhead85]

Ahhh there we are. Thanks guys.

Hey P2P (by the way LOVE your BTE trailer). Hehe I’m the one on the right. The one on the left is some random guy who was trying to get in the shot. Psch…typical drama queen… :-)

[Carlito]

By the way, welcome to G&T.

You’ll never leave.

*ahem*

[redhead85]

> By the way, welcome to G&T. You?ll never leave. *ahem*

*tries door* Ohhhhhhh bugger…

[mick]

Welcome redhead, you have chosen… wisely.

I don’t post here much but it’s a good read on my phone when I’m taking a long relaxing dump, I hope you have the same pleasure at some point :)

[pfm]

> but it?s a good read on my phone when I?m taking a long relaxing dump

I know what you mean. *plop*

[Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc]

Ganymede and Titan: Some of the Internet’s Finest Bathroom Reading. I think that’ll make a hell of a new slogan for the site, myself.

Also, even though I don’t pipe up all that often, hello there!

[Prue]

Yes, this is me! HI EVERYONE!!!

I don’t often post, but I always read!

(Hi Cappsy!)

[mick]

>(Hi Cappsy!)

Does your mum post here Cappsy?

[p2p_productions]

>Ganymede and Titan: Some of the Internet?s Finest Bathroom Reading.

Without a doubt, my favourite website. “Soft, strong and… thoroughly absorbent.”

[redhead85]

> I don?t post here much but it?s a good read on my phone when I?m taking a long relaxing dump, I hope you have the same pleasure at some point :)

Unfortunately I don’t have a phone gadget whatchamadoogle that allows me to look at websites whilst I’m having a dump (a fact I’m rather sensitive about actually *weeps*) but I really need to look into the wireless capabality of my old, decrepid laptop…

[JamesTC]

I wouldn’t take my laptop into the bathroom with me, I will stick with reading Doctor Who Mag on the loo.

[Pete Part Three]

Whatever turns you on.

[si]

>I will stick with reading Doctor Who Mag on the loo.

There was an interview with Katy Manning a couple of months ago, including a snap from that photshoot…

[JamesTC]

Yes, a very excited Dalek wasn’t he?

[pfm]

> whilst I?m having a dump (a fact I?m rather sensitive about actually *weeps*)

I can sympathise with that. I often openly weep when I’m on the toilet. That’s because I want to do a poo at Paul’s.

[ChrisM]

>That?s because I want to do a poo at Paul?s.

Heh.
Good one.

The joke. Not the poo.

[si]

Since my visits to hospital (I had fits in the bathroom behind a locked door), I can no longer lock the toilet door. We have an ‘Occupied/Not Occupied’ sign on the door instead. Still, it does leave me more than a little self conscious…

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