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[Jawscvmcdia]

Should I have continued reading the should I have continued watching Red Dwarf with my partner after VII thread?

Discuss.

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[Seb Patrick]

I think all three opinions are right, except me. So just forget I combined them into one, okay?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Either give us access to the three people’s opinions we require, or be prepared to have them combined into one.

[bloodteller]

-Rimmer, you’ve been combining opinions for eight years. How come you’re so utterly useless?

-Oh, speaks! And how many separate opinions have you combined in your entire life? The same number as Jawscvmcdia the forum poster: three!

[Jonsmad]

Look you can’t trust his separate opinion he’s got no anger. He’s a total dork!

Good point. Let’s take that on board, shall we? Do two other people have anything they want to bring to combine with this opinion? perhaps over tea and biscuits?

[Jawscvmcdia]

Should I have continued reading this thread after continuing to read the should I have continued watching Red Dwarf with my partner after VII thread?

[Jawscvmcdia]

Should I have continued reading this thread after continuing to read the should I have continued watching Red Dwarf with my partner after VII thread?

[Me Own Stunts]

> two other people have anything they

Looking for an acronym to repeat the CLITORIS gag, I can only find TOPHAT which is not rude enough; sorry.

[flanl3]

Consuming Large Ideal Three-Opinion sets and Regurgitating them In one Single opinion.

It’s about as much of a stretch as the original.

[Ridley]

Combining a Less Incriminating Trifecta of Opinions Regurgitated In Singular

[Jonsmad]

Why did you combine three people’s Clitorides into one separate, still difficult to find, opinion?

P.S. Having just discovered the word Clitorides as a legit alternative plural of Clitoris,
(Vocab i sadly never needed in connection with any seed needing warrior maidens previous to this joke) I now can’t stop shouting in a very loud White Hole Inspired celebration lister voice…

“She Clitoridessss!!!!”

[International Debris]

THREE separate opinions! And a strange man with funny teeth!

[Nick R]

Kryten 2X4B 523separateopinionsP

[peepingsignal]

To Ganymede and Titan, yes sir I’ve been aro-

Lister, have you ever combined three separate people’s opinions into one? No? Shut up and push the trolley.

[Stephen Abootman]

Dear Carol McCauley,
Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness
Your hair is like a golden waterfall
Plus, those short skirts you wear make me combine three separate opinions into one

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Lister to Red Dwarf … the intruder seems to be blissfully unaware that we have 3 separate opinions combined into one, in the munitions cabinet.

[peepingsignal]

Stay back Pete Tranter’s Sister, I know what you want. It’s pink and it’s moist and it’s in my head, and that’s where it’s staying!

You know what you want. You want to squeeze my three separate opinions together, to make one juicy giant opinion.

[Nick R]

There’s no death here. You start off dead, you have a funeral, then you come to life! As each year passes you get younger and younger until you become a newborn baby. Then you go back inside your mother, who goes back inside her mother, and so on, until eventually we combine three separate opinions into one glorious whole!

[Dave]

The fourth opinion (which was much less intelligent than the first three combined into one) stowed away in Jawscvmcdia’s next thread – where it died of old age many years later.

[flanl3]

HOLLY: You’ve got your basic dimensions, right, length, breadth, depth, and time. The fifth dimension is co-existing realities, three separate opinions which share the same space but are unaware of having been combined into one.
RIMMER: Sounds like my parents in bed.

[Ben Paddon]

Hey, I want to settle down! And as soon as I find the right small group of viewpoints, the three separate opinions combined into one who are right for me, my wandering days are over, buddy.

[Colorband]

We have enough forum posts to last for 30,000 years, but we’ve only got 3 separate opinions left, and everyone’s too polite to combine them into one.

[Dave]

“We’ve found something, sir. I think it’s one of the forum posts. A hideously malformed triple-barrelled opinion with Jawscvmcdia hanging from it. It appeared to Rimmer as he opened the G&T forum.”

“Is he all right?”

“I believe he’s just discovered the thread called “what are shirt tails for?”.

[bloodteller]

-Are you really saying Red Dwarf’s gonna blow?

– In less time than it takes Jawscvmcdia to combine three separate opinions into one!

[Ian Symes]

RIMMER: Lights!
LISTER: What?
RIMMER: What are you doing?
LISTER: What are we doing?
RIMMER: Yes, what are you doing?
LISTER: Just nipping down to the cinema, to combine three separate people’s opinions into one.
RIMMER: What, dressed like that?
LISTER: Yeah. We’re going to see Jawscvmcdia.

[cwickham]

CAT: Can you comb three separate opiates into one?
TAIWAN TONY: Ohh! That a very strange question, Mr Cat. Leave with me. I ask people. People who pass, I ask every time.

[Pete Part Three]

RIMMER: Lights!
LISTER: What?
RIMMER: What are you doing?
LISTER: What are we doing?
RIMMER: Yes, what are you doing?
LISTER: Just nipping down to the cinema, to combine three separate people’s opinions into one.
RIMMER: What, dressed like that?
LISTER: Yeah. We’re going to see Jawscvmcdia.

Symes wins.

[Dave]

Yeah, there’s no topping that really.

[Ridley]

I think Ian wins. Symes wins. Yeah, there’s no topping that really.

[Pete Part Three]

Yeah, why did you combine three separate people’s opinions into one though?

[peepingsignal]

I’d like to add my opinion to the hoarde and say that, yes, Symes wins.

I think mine’s the fourth opinion though so consider me non-canon.

[Jonsmad]

I nominate the Symes win for three seperate hall of fame statuses.

[Cloche]

So let me get this straight. You want to combine your three magic opinions into one so you can see the king of combining opinions, Jawscvmedia, and plead with him for your freedom. And you’re telling me you’re completely sane?

[Hamish]

I think everybody wins, except me, so just forget I spoke, all right?

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