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    hummingbird
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    “Question 3: Which character in Red Dwarf said ‘smeg’?”

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  • #108851
    p2p_productions
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    Question 5: What number am I thinking of?

    #108850
    Richietee
    Participant

    Question 4: What is the name of the Australian character in Neighbours?

    Has every main character said smeg at some point? I can’t remember if Kochanski ever did

    #108853
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Who was born in what year?

    #108857
    p2p_productions
    Participant

    Question 91: Where?

    #108858
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Question 23: What? And I’ll repeat that. What?

    #108859

    The Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event… etc!

    #108860
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Since we’re on the subject of pub quiz fails. I feel I have to own up to these two beauties which were on the same quiz.

    Question: What word comes before ‘bean’ and after ‘red’?

    Our Answer: ‘Coffee’
    The Answer: ‘Dwarf’ *bangs head on table*

    and this one…

    Question: Who wrote ‘Tess Of The D’Urbervilles‘?

    Our Answer: Blank
    The Answer: Thomas Hardy.

    Now, the reason I didn’t answer that question was that I was convinced that the guy who was reading the tape that was twisted on Queeg could not have been the guy who wrote it.

    Plus I thought Thomas Hardy was the guy who was in ‘All Creatures Great And Small’ and him who played Fudge in the Harry Potter movies…

    That was Robert Hardy…

    Here endeth the lesson.

    #108861
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I just spluttered on my cup of red coffee.

    #108862
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Well my train of thought for that was that we have green coffee, and red tea. so red coffee is likely.

    #108863
    p2p_productions
    Participant

    Question 221: ?

    #108864
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Question?

    #108865
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Question 30: How did I do what?

    #108866
    p2p_productions
    Participant

    Answer to Question 23: Daffodils. It bloody is.

    #108867
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Who are you?
    What do you do?
    Who do you do?
    Faves?
    Worsties?
    Jedwood?
    Bye!

    #108868
    Dave
    Participant

    Have you seen her lately?

    #108869
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Answer to Question 23: Daffodils. It bloody is.

    We should hang out more…

    #108870
    hummingbird
    Participant

    Not that anybody’s the slightest bit interested, but we lost the pub quiz, btw — a failure to recognise that FrankieGTH spent 15 weeks at no.1 in 1984.

    #108873
    Steve Harris
    Participant

    Question 41: 100-58=
    Question 42: What is the answer to everything?
    Question 43: 6×7=
    Question 44: If Robert and john are twins and Robert is 40, how old is John?
    Question 45: How have the previous 4 questions got the same answer?

    #108874
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Question 46: Is it?

    #108881
    Bob Loblaw
    Participant

    Question: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42?

    #108888
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Question Twelvety-nine: Did they?

    #108890
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    Question 4: Sphincter says what?

    #108901
    Muzzy
    Participant

    Question 1996: Guess the year.

    #108904
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Question 47: If he’s you and you’re him, and you’re him and he’s him, am I still me? Who the hell’s eating this chicken?

    #108905
    Bob Loblaw
    Participant

    So what is it?

    #108914
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    What is hap-pen-ning?

    #108917
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    I always write that line as “Howhat… is… hhhapp-penninggngh?”

    #108919
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Looks about right to me…really, I shoulda gone online to see how they write it in the script

    #108920
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Actually in retrospect it could probably use a K somewhere at the end.

    #108924
    Dave
    Participant

    What’s an iguana?

    #108925
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Question 57: Are you awake?

    #108927
    Bob Loblaw
    Participant

    What, Todhunter?

    #108928
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Question 209: Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.

    #108929
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    Q -0.745 Why Rimmer?

    Also, I found a few that were picked up by my Google Alert at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100220193449AA4BD2C

    #108932
    Dessie
    Participant

    Q- Pietersen isn’t is he?

    #108933
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    What’s this?…….Learning drugs?!! They’re illegal I’m afraid you’re in very serious, grave, deep trouble! Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates.

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