Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Pub quiz fail Search for: This topic has 36 replies, 17 voices, and was last updated 16 years, 2 months ago by ori-STUDFARM. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic February 18, 2010 at 11:20 pm #6165 hummingbirdParticipant “Question 3: Which character in Red Dwarf said ‘smeg’?” Creator Topic Viewing 36 replies - 1 through 36 (of 36 total) Author Replies February 19, 2010 at 12:01 am #108851 p2p_productionsParticipant Question 5: What number am I thinking of? February 19, 2010 at 12:07 am #108850 RichieteeParticipant Question 4: What is the name of the Australian character in Neighbours? Has every main character said smeg at some point? I can’t remember if Kochanski ever did February 19, 2010 at 6:11 am #108853 Ben PaddonParticipant Who was born in what year? February 19, 2010 at 12:03 pm #108857 p2p_productionsParticipant Question 91: Where? February 19, 2010 at 12:04 pm #108858 Danny StephensonKeymaster Question 23: What? And I’ll repeat that. What? February 19, 2010 at 12:14 pm #108859 genericnerdyusernameParticipant The Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event I’ll repeat that; the Shirt Event. I’ll repeat that; the Shit Event… etc! February 19, 2010 at 12:15 pm #108860 Danny StephensonKeymaster Since we’re on the subject of pub quiz fails. I feel I have to own up to these two beauties which were on the same quiz. Question: What word comes before ‘bean’ and after ‘red’? Our Answer: ‘Coffee’ The Answer: ‘Dwarf’ *bangs head on table* and this one… Question: Who wrote ‘Tess Of The D’Urbervilles‘? Our Answer: Blank The Answer: Thomas Hardy. Now, the reason I didn’t answer that question was that I was convinced that the guy who was reading the tape that was twisted on Queeg could not have been the guy who wrote it. Plus I thought Thomas Hardy was the guy who was in ‘All Creatures Great And Small’ and him who played Fudge in the Harry Potter movies… That was Robert Hardy… Here endeth the lesson. February 19, 2010 at 12:20 pm #108861 Pete Part ThreeParticipant I just spluttered on my cup of red coffee. February 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm #108862 Danny StephensonKeymaster Well my train of thought for that was that we have green coffee, and red tea. so red coffee is likely. February 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm #108863 p2p_productionsParticipant Question 221: ? February 19, 2010 at 12:46 pm #108864 Danny StephensonKeymaster Question? February 19, 2010 at 1:06 pm #108865 peas_and_cornParticipant Question 30: How did I do what? February 19, 2010 at 1:22 pm #108866 p2p_productionsParticipant Answer to Question 23: Daffodils. It bloody is. February 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm #108867 Jonathan CappsKeymaster Who are you? What do you do? Who do you do? Faves? Worsties? Jedwood? Bye! February 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm #108868 DaveParticipant Have you seen her lately? February 19, 2010 at 2:48 pm #108869 Danny StephensonKeymaster Answer to Question 23: Daffodils. It bloody is. We should hang out more… February 19, 2010 at 4:48 pm #108870 hummingbirdParticipant Not that anybody’s the slightest bit interested, but we lost the pub quiz, btw — a failure to recognise that FrankieGTH spent 15 weeks at no.1 in 1984. February 19, 2010 at 10:05 pm #108873 Steve HarrisParticipant Question 41: 100-58= Question 42: What is the answer to everything? Question 43: 6×7= Question 44: If Robert and john are twins and Robert is 40, how old is John? Question 45: How have the previous 4 questions got the same answer? February 19, 2010 at 11:59 pm #108874 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Question 46: Is it? February 20, 2010 at 4:28 pm #108881 Bob LoblawParticipant Question: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42? February 20, 2010 at 8:49 pm #108888 Ben PaddonParticipant Question Twelvety-nine: Did they? February 21, 2010 at 12:00 am #108890 Plastic PercyParticipant Question 4: Sphincter says what? February 21, 2010 at 8:58 pm #108901 MuzzyParticipant Question 1996: Guess the year. February 22, 2010 at 12:32 pm #108904 Seb PatrickKeymaster Question 47: If he’s you and you’re him, and you’re him and he’s him, am I still me? Who the hell’s eating this chicken? February 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm #108905 Bob LoblawParticipant So what is it? February 22, 2010 at 5:39 pm #108914 ori-STUDFARMParticipant What is hap-pen-ning? February 22, 2010 at 9:16 pm #108917 Ben PaddonParticipant I always write that line as “Howhat… is… hhhapp-penninggngh?” February 22, 2010 at 10:39 pm #108919 ori-STUDFARMParticipant Looks about right to me…really, I shoulda gone online to see how they write it in the script February 22, 2010 at 11:50 pm #108920 Ben PaddonParticipant Actually in retrospect it could probably use a K somewhere at the end. February 23, 2010 at 5:52 am #108924 DaveParticipant What’s an iguana? February 23, 2010 at 5:58 am #108925 Ben PaddonParticipant Question 57: Are you awake? February 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm #108927 Bob LoblawParticipant What, Todhunter? February 23, 2010 at 3:35 pm #108928 Danny StephensonKeymaster Question 209: Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates. February 23, 2010 at 4:18 pm #108929 ori-STUDFARMParticipant Q -0.745 Why Rimmer? Also, I found a few that were picked up by my Google Alert at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100220193449AA4BD2C February 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm #108932 DessieParticipant Q- Pietersen isn’t is he? February 23, 2010 at 5:15 pm #108933 ori-STUDFARMParticipant What’s this?…….Learning drugs?!! They’re illegal I’m afraid you’re in very serious, grave, deep trouble! Where did you get them? I want names, I want places, I want dates. Author Replies Viewing 36 replies - 1 through 36 (of 36 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. 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