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  • February 8, 2008 at 6:41 pm #2164
    Nakrophile
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    In this thread feel free to share any experiences, unfortunate or otherwise, that have arisen from following the advice and/or lifestyle choices of various Red Dwarf characters.

    I will begin:

    When I decided to do as Rimmer does in regard to cleaning oneself up after defecation (one up, one down and one to polish) the results of my labours were a new colouring for my underwear, or indeed, a brown trouser alert.

    Discuss similar experiences you have had.

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  • February 8, 2008 at 9:19 pm #120186
    Anonymous
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    I sat in my freezer for 3 million years.

    February 8, 2008 at 9:23 pm #120189
    Phil
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    Ian is a creature who evolved from the ship’s cat.

    February 8, 2008 at 9:44 pm #120194
    Ben Paddon
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    I tried to turn a mutton vindaloo into a chicken vindaloo using a DNA machine, with hilarious consequences.

    February 8, 2008 at 10:01 pm #120199
    Tanya Jones
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    I was sexually assaulted when attempting to chat up men using Arlene Rimmer’s technique.

    February 8, 2008 at 10:33 pm #120200
    Seb Patrick
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    I got beaten up by someone for eating their pie, and then I ate it.

    February 8, 2008 at 11:14 pm #120203
    pfm
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    I’ve eaten several triple fried egg, with chili sauce and chutney, sandwiches. Not all at once, of course.

    February 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm #120208
    John Hoare
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    I slob around doing nothing.

    February 9, 2008 at 12:37 am #120213
    Dave
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    My saga continuums.

    MY SAGA CONTINUUMS.

    February 9, 2008 at 1:11 am #120218
    penny
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    I always have a pen. It’s quite useful and now also have a calculator too…but just for work.

    February 9, 2008 at 1:13 am #120220
    peas_and_corn
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    I sat in a spa a few times?

    February 9, 2008 at 1:27 am #120221
    Phil
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    My saga continuums.
    MY SAGA CONTINUUMS.

    I fucking love you sometimes.

    February 9, 2008 at 10:41 am #120228
    Steve Harris
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    I often get a double poloroid when passing shops selling household appliances…

    February 9, 2008 at 12:33 pm #120232
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Dave wins the thread.

    February 9, 2008 at 3:33 pm #120240
    ChrisM
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    I?ve eaten several triple fried egg, with chili sauce and chutney, sandwiches. Not all at once, of course.

    Yes I tried that too! I’m not sure I made it to the exact ‘triple’ spec but I did a fried egg sandwich with some mango chutney with a sprinkling of Thai hot sauce.

    It was very good.

    February 9, 2008 at 3:43 pm #120242
    TheLeen
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    I eat them almost every sunday morning :D

    February 9, 2008 at 6:00 pm #120248
    Pete Part Three
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    I had a curry the other night. Does that count? Oh, piss off then.

    February 9, 2008 at 6:07 pm #120249
    TheLeen
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    I just made a beer & curry cake.

    February 10, 2008 at 7:07 pm #120277
    ChrisM
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    A curry cake? Covered in icing? Sweet and sour?
    Mmmmmmm.

    February 11, 2008 at 9:33 am #120292
    Anonymous
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    I am legit. Much to the annoyance of some.

    February 11, 2008 at 10:51 am #120301
    James
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    I don’t have sex with women, and then I ask for their panties…

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