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  • #203689
    CackThosePants
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    Discuss.

    #203690
    JamesTC
    Participant

    No

    #203691
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    I blame Thatcher.

    #203692
    Ridley
    Participant

    And I blame Blair.
    And inbetween them Major.
    And going back a bit I blame Mr. Wilson and Jim Callahan.
    Oh Ivan Dobsky,
    Oh Ivan Dobsky.

    #203693
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    Don’t forget Prime Mentalist Brown, Camera-on and Boris.

    Chuka Umunna is waiting in the wings to be blamed.

    #203700
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Henry the 8 th :)

    #203701
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    I nominate this thread… eh, you know what? Fuck it.

    #203702
    mick
    Participant

    > I nominate this thread…

    for toilet paper status?

    #203703
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Butter Butter Clover

    #203707
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > I nominate this thread… eh, you know what? Fuck it.

    Your putting your name in the hat for the new director general??

    #203708
    JamesTC
    Participant

    #203709
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    ^ Oh you want the Cookie Monster to be the new DG?? Not a bad idea. They can pay him in cookies…..save the licence fee payers loads of money even with those amazing Waitrose ones!

    #203710
    JamesTC
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    #203711
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    lol

    #203713
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Henry the 8 th

    #203714
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Since were talking pussys

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    BBC = BIG BUGGERY CUNTS

    #203718
    Reece
    Participant

    /thread

    #203720
    Blisschick
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    I feel dizzy.

    #203722
    peas_and_corn
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    You want to discuss Big Black Cock?

    #203723
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    > /thread

    Seconded.

    #203732
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    I’ll just leave this here.

    http://biased-bbc.com/

    #203746
    Jo
    Participant

    I’d rather you didn’t

    #203747
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “Polite disagreement is welcome, but we reserve the right to delete, edit or refuse to publish comments we find unsuitable for any reason.”

    I’ll just say it here, then:

    What a bunch of cunts.

    #203748
    pfm
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    I bet they wish they’d commissioned BtE now.

    #203750
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > I bet they wish they’d commissioned BtE now.

    I doubt they give a shit. They never liked RD anyway did they? Besides in this PC world of today parts of Series X would cause a stir at the Beeb. Well done to Doug for not giving a shit about offending anyone. That’s how it should be. Amen.

    #203755
    Phil
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    The similarity in avatars is causing me to confuse CackThosePants with Pecos Pete.

    The actual content of their posts isn’t helping either.

    #203767
    Pecospete666
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    I’m the one with the mustache! and work for the Vogons

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    #203768
    Pecospete666
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    Danny j jules posted this on twitter

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    #203771
    Ben Paddon
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    Besides in this PC world of today parts of Series X would cause a stir at the Beeb.

    Y’know what I like about comments like this? It brilliantly ignores some of the decidedly un-PC shows the BBC have knocked out over the last decade, particularly on BBC Three. But that would require some kind of recall ability on the part of anti-BBC types, who have a recorded memory span of approximately twelve seconds (or fourteen if they read an article from The Sun more than once).

    #203774
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > The similarity in avatars is causing me to confuse CackThosePants with Pecos Pete

    Series V mask >>>> Series X mask. How fucking dare you!!!!

    > It brilliantly ignores some of the decidedly un-PC shows the BBC have knocked out over the last decade, particularly on BBC Three.

    Just a shame nobody watches Three isn’t it? HA!! Harry and Paul is pretty un-PC which is a joy to watch at the moment. Anyway I never said the Beeb never shows un-PC stuff……. you giant pink bell-end!

    #203775
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    CackThosePants makes me nostalgic for ToungeTied.

    #203778
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    Be-dobby-durgle-dobby-durgle

    #203782
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    No, that’s Tongue Tied. That made slightly more sense.

    #203783
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > No, that’s Tongue Tied. That made slightly more sense.

    Well, Seb should have used the medical term ‘ankyloglossia’ then to avoid confusion.

    Kinda ironic of Seb saying that considering he just babbles on during the Dwarfcasts, deliberately over people using the excuse that he can’t hear etc. Bollocks.

    #203785
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Kinda ironic of Seb saying that considering he just babbles on during the Dwarfcasts, deliberately over people using the excuse that he can’t hear etc. Bollocks.

    What’s your excuse for talking shit?

    #203786
    Pete Part Three
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    >Well, Seb should have used the medical term ‘ankyloglossia’ then to avoid confusion.

    Seb was referring to a user called “Tounge Tied”, not the song “Tongue Tied”.

    #203787
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    What would it take for everyone to stop posting in this thread? I’m afraid I don’t have any money, but I’m sure we could work something out.

    #203789
    Reece
    Participant

    but I’m sure we could work something out.

    Go on…

    #203790
    JamesTC
    Participant

    What would it take for everyone to stop posting in this thread?

    Locking the thread would do it.

    #203791
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > What’s your excuse for talking shit?

    Probably the same one you give to ATOS.

    > Seb was referring to a user called “Tounge Tied”, not the song “Tongue Tied”.

    Ah. Well I’m not apologising again on this site ever…..I’m sorry to say.

    > What would it take for everyone to stop posting in this thread? I’m afraid I don’t have any money, but I’m sure we could work something out.

    I’ll be in my quarters, covered in maple syrup………

    * Sorry with it being Movember I’m letting it all grow. Hair and syrup don’t mix well.

    #203792
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Locking the thread would do it.

    That seems so heavy handed. Plus, I don’t think we’ve ever moderated the forum before, so if I start now I’ll probably get drunk on power and start deleting things willy nilly.

    #203793
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    No rules have been broken. There aren’t any rules. It’s just BORING.

    #203794
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Fairy Nuff. If it helps, most people aren’t taking this topic seriously.

    #203795
    Reece
    Participant

    Fairy Nuff.

    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    #203796
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > Fairy Nuff.

    You growing for Movember as well?

    #203801
    Phil
    Participant

    >Well I’m not apologising again on this site ever…..I’m sorry

    #203840
    mick
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    #203860
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    Fucking hell. Bowser’s cloned Mario. What a cunt.

    #203876
    Jo
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    He’s not done a very good job then has he?

    #203880
    Reece
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    He’s not done a very good job then has he?

    YOU EENSULT MY KIND BY SAYING BOWSER HAS NOT CLONED ME VERY WELL, I THEREFORE CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL ACROSS TIME AND SPACE

    #203881
    anniescribe
    Participant

    THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN.

    #203887
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > He’s not done a very good job then has he?

    That’s the reason why Bob Hoskins always wins.

    #203952
    Pecospete666
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    The BBC Exective that turned down RDX

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    #203958
    anniescribe
    Participant

    See, such as this is why the damn dirty apes took over instead of agreeing to just share with us.

    #204099
    Pecospete666
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    #204108
    Blisschick
    Participant

    TopGear UK is 1 billion times better than the sorry version that is being passed off here. Not even close to being the same show.

    #204116
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Top Rear in the U.S. does’t have the British Three Stooges! that’s what makes the show?

    #204118
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    They certainly make the show what it is.

    #204122
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Don’t get me wrong I enjoy the original!
    But sometimes I just want to smack Clarkston in the head!
    When some one says “Prat “his face comes to mind! along with Piers Morgan.

    #204129
    Ben Kirkham
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    “But sometimes I just want to smack Clarkston in the head!
    When some one says “Prat “his face comes to mind! along with Piers Morgan.”

    Yeah, I’m beginning to understand that feeling the more I read this thread.

    Why don’t you write to Geremy Clarkston and let him know, Pecospete?

    #204131
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Who the fuck’s Clive Warren?!

    #204135
    SgtSmileyUK
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    ah the dear old bbc, how they laughed and poked fun and then missed out to the creators of a worldwide successful idea, and now we laugh at them. This country’s pessimism is the cause of its own demise. remember Trevor Bailis (however its spelt) everyone thought he was on a windup.! fly boy? dont be silly. Man on the moon? and so forth.
    better believe cranks!

    If you wish to purchase a book on loose translations of crazy – visit theamazon.com
    (sorry Im trying to be normal but my fingers have their own united minds that conspire against my wishes to fit in here.)

    #204137
    CackThosePants
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    The recent James Bond special with Richard Hammond was very good. I love the Top Gear specials at Christmas. Not one this year though……the shows budget probably went on paying off the former director general for beng such a useless limp wristed fuckwit.

    #204153
    Ben Paddon
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    Yes, that’s where Top Gear’s budget goes. It’s not like Christmas special decisions are made months in advance or anything like that.

    #204154
    JamesTC
    Participant

    I once got paid ten pounds for helping carry some wood down to a cellar.

    #204165
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    > Yes, that’s where Top Gear’s budget goes. It’s not like Christmas special decisions are made months in advance or anything like that.

    FINALLY. We’ve agreed on something.

    Now when are you going to let me have a go in your battered blue box? The foreplay has gone on long enough!

    #204224
    JamesTC
    Participant

    This sauce on the pasta I’m eating tastes like tomato soup. It seems too thick to be tomato soup but I’m still not convinced.

    #204227
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Condensed tomato soup on pasta, with a healthy smothering of garlic and grated cheese, is the food of the gods.

    #204229
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    And butter.

    #204230
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    And butter.

    As with everything I say, the butter was implied.

    #204231
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Update: On closer inspection, it is just tomato flavoured pasta sauce.

    #204236
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    It stinks!

    #204239
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Pesto.

    #204256
    Reece
    Participant

    Pesto.

    Oh yes.

    #204284
    CackThosePants
    Participant
    #204390
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    It’s getting on toward supper time here in the Pacific time zone, and being inspired by Cappsy, guess what’s on tonight’s menu:

    > Condensed tomato soup on pasta, with a healthy smothering of garlic […]

    … Sautéed in butter, of course.

    #204392
    Blisschick
    Participant

    Try pizza sauce on a kipper and egg toasted sandwich. NOM.

    #204393
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    *mind blown*

    #204403
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    At work recently, there’s been a ‘special edition’ sandwich filled with coleslaw, jalapeno mayonnaise and ham. Sounds disgusting, but it’s bloody lovely!

    #204423
    CackThosePants
    Participant

    Have to say I’m rather impressed by the new DG’s CV. I wish him luck. He’s going to need it.

    Anyway back to sandwiches. Love me a crisp sandwich with brown sauce and cheese. Yummy!

    #204428
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    Mmmmmmm… crisp sandwich…

    #204440
    JamesTC
    Participant

    I had some tomato soup for tea. For some reason I had tomato soup on my mind.

    #204448
    Blisschick
    Participant

    >>At work recently, there’s been a ‘special edition’ sandwich filled with coleslaw, jalapeno mayonnaise and ham. Sounds disgusting…

    Actually, no, it sounds kind of tasty.

    #204449
    Ben Kirkham
    Participant

    I actually got quite addicted to them, but they’ve been replaced with a turkey and stuffing Christmas sandwich which is nowhere near as interesting, sadly.

    #204450
    Blisschick
    Participant

    Ugh…no more turkey today…I’m in pain ATM. (Thanksgiving day for us.)

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