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  • #227969
    bloodteller
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    i was watching Tikka to Ride Xtended the other day and it bothers me how in the ending lister gets 3 and a half tons of curry but there is no rice. what kind of monster doesn’t have rice with their curry?
    admittedly i might be biased as i really like rice and in fact am eating some while typing this (it’s plain white rice) but surely nobody has curry on it’s own with no rice?

    #227970
    si
    Participant

    Tikka To Rice. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    #227972
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Unless the curry is especially runny I often skip the rice and just have naan.

    If you like curry as much as Lister, the rice is really just a waste of stomach space.

    #227975
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    >Unless the curry is especially runny I often skip the rice and just have naan.

    but surely you would need an excessive amount of naan bread to mop up all that curry sauce?

    unless your naans are really absorbent or something, idk.

    #227978
    RickLee84
    Participant

    You leave my Naan out of this!

    #227993
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    I consider Lister’s happiness with eating carb-less curry meals to be a contrived plothole deus ex machina, and so hereby disavow Red Dwarf as a naturalistic nutrition-based docu-drama.

    #227995
    flanl3
    Participant

    Rice is nasty. It has an awful texture about it and its purpose is to either taste like shit or to dilute spicy food for people who ordered a dish they couldn’t handle.

    #228002
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    That description is correct for boiled rice. But then you have egg fried rice, fried rice, pilau rice, pudding rice. All very nice.

    Also I’m so convinced we’ve had this exact thread Bebe, the opening post gives me a rather uncomfortable feeling of déjà vu.

    #228007
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    rice is over

    #228026
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    Shouldn’t we ask Taiwan Tony?

    #228032
    GlenTokyo
    Participant

    Lister is also known to just have curry without the rice on other things, pizzas for example, and just a glass of it in the morning.

    I’m sure there’d be a crate of pilau somewhere but in order of importance to Lister it’d probably be Curry, Lager, more curry, poppadoms/rice (curry delivery vehicles)

    #228034
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >but surely you would need an excessive amount of naan bread to mop up all that curry sauce?

    Not if it’s a thick enough curry – I just eat it with a fork.

    #228035
    MANI506
    Participant

    I used to order chicken tikka masala and garlic naan with no rice from the local Indian and it were bloody lovely. I’d also get poppadoms, chutneys and onion salad (salad, salad… in the kidney bowls)

    #228036
    Lily
    Participant

    Considering the detail of the description of his meals in Tika, it’s looking pretty rice free.

    LISTER
    Thursday. Always the same meal: three poppadoms with mango chutney –
    KRYTEN
    Those little onions –
    LISTER
    Dill pickle –
    KRYTEN
    That day-glow green mint sauce that just doesn’t wash out –
    LISTER
    The red stuff that no-one knows what it is –
    KRYTEN
    Then a shami kebab starter –
    LISTER
    Followed by a chicken vindaloo, kamikaze hot, with a fire extinguisher on stand-by.
    KRYTEN
    And two scoops of kofi ice-cream.
    LISTER
    And two indigestion tablets. <LISTER sighs heavily>

    Also … no naan.

    #228038
    clem
    Participant

    It’s kulfi ice cream. I had it once and wasn’t impressed. Very bland.

    #228039
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    no rice

    #228040

    Clem, maybe you’re meant to eat that ice cream with a flavourful rice?

    #228043
    Lily
    Participant

    >It’s kulfi ice cream.

    I’m just copying shit from a script website.

    In all honesty, I always thought he said coffee ice-cream, which confused me. Sounds nice, but hardly a common flavour.

    #228044

    I’d always assumed it was coffee ice cream, which as a kid sounded really weird so thought it was just a joke on Lister’s weird tastes.

    Now I’m older (obviously, as time in linear) and I bloody love coffee ice cream.

    I’m actually disappointed to discover it isn’t coffee ice cream Lister is scoffing with his curry.

    #228045
    Dave
    Participant

    It’s coffee and a naan.

    #228047
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I’ll take the Golden Grahams, please.

    #228050
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    >Rice is nasty.

    surely not, rice is delicious. sometimes i will just eat huge bowls of plain white rice and its great

    #228053
    Dave
    Participant

    Are you all over it like white on rice?

    #228213
    Moonlight
    Participant

    Butter chicken with rice and naan is fucking delicious, and you need it all in your mouth at once.

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