Unrequited Love

[si]

I’m not tempted by this. Not at all.

http://batteriesfeelincluded.blogspot.com/2009/05/309.html

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[Seb Patrick]

I’m frightened.

[Blisschick]

Hmmm.

[pfm]

“and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you’ve come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.”

*guffaws*

If I’m being honest, there’s one part of this that reminds me of something I DID go out of my way to do once. And that was breaking into a girl’s house… No, actually it was deliberately avoiding a girl for a time while I attempted to change my image drastically before ‘surprising’ it on her. Unfortunately, I had yet to learn the simple fact of life that if a girl doesn’t want to know within around 5 minutes there’s literally fuck all you can do about it, particularly on the appearance front. Anyone who thinks otherwise is living in dream land (either that OR they forgot to mention to the girl on their first meeting that they drive a BM convertible and live in a massive fuck off house)

[Anonymous]

Christ sake. What’s wrong with ‘roofies’.

[Dave]

>Christ sake. What?s wrong with ?roofies?

There you are, Peter

[Tanya Jones]

The last bit gives it away :)

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