What if Red Dwarf had started in 1937 and not 1987?

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[Hamish]

RIMMER: That’s Nuremberg! That’s Adolf Hitler!
KRYTEN: I cut the photograph out of one of your magazines.
RIMMER: Which magazine was that?
KRYTEN: This month’s Time magazine. He’s Man of the Year.

[Hamish]

I have no idea why I am encouraging this…

LISTER: 1929? Isn’t that when all the banks went belly up and money became useless?
RIMMER: I read about that in history.

LISTER: Well, come with us back to Buffalo September 1901, be a second gunman.
MCKINLEY: You mean, assassinate myself?
LISTER: Yeah! It’ll drive the conspiracy nuts crazy, but they’ll never figure it out.

[bloodteller]

Tikka To Ride would instead be an episode on the assassination of Franz Ferdinand

[JamesTC]

Tonight’s Special Guest Star
ADOLF HITLER
As Himself

[Moonlight]

“Rimmer, the only reason you hung around with those prats from the KKK is cuz you could never get a date.”

[Hamish]

Did the KKK ever reach the UK? I think they only made it to Canada.

Of course Rimmer is from Io, so I guess it does not really matter.

[Moonlight]

I’m an American. I don’t know your poncy British history where lynching isn’t legal up through the ’50s.

[Phobos And Deimos]

“Rimmer, the only reason you hung around with those prats from the Titan Union of Fascists is cuz you could never get a date.”

[Manbird]

KRYTEN: Goodness me, it’s Marlene Dietrich!

LISTER: She’s a machine-mensche.

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