Nancy Hemming

[Nancy Hemming]

lol then i expect to see this here forever sebby
but just in case it’s all saved so when it does come down i can put it back up here on TOS and sooon i will be going to the third forum :)

[Nancy Hemming]

lol that’s 2 anyone else? :P

[Nancy Hemming]

lol “Nancy, the only handicapped person here is you”

ummm sorry to say that’s making fun of handicapped people…
and ooo wishing death/harm? this just gets better :P

P.S(1) this is all saved so dont think when this is deleted it’s gone :)

[Nancy Hemming]

lol ooo boz attacking handicapped people now
and seb claiming it never happened!!
stop the boat!!!! :P

[Nancy Hemming]

lol that they are sebby :P
is that you giving up?
and it looks like your wife is stronger than you
how does that work out? :P

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lol it is pete
tell that to seb for his abuse and what not
and the g&t crew making fun of a guy who is handicapped and what not

keep that in mind :)

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lol damn she’s hot
look at those shoulders baby
but keep telling us how you feel about vets sebby :P

[Nancy Hemming]

“>sebby called a vet a coward

No, I called the anonymous fuckhole known as Nancy Hemming a coward. I wasn’t actually talking to a real person, was I?”

lol awww sebby getting angry? :P
seb would you tell a vet that where you live?
then again a internet fatty is known to be the biggest honour, you get a medal for that right? :P

dear pete i’ll give you a tip

karma’s a bitch huh :)

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lol did you read that pete? :P

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“I never knew the army was capable of producing such cowards.”

lol what no pics?
awwww sebby called a vet a coward must be
what would happen if you told a vet there that? :P

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lol pete refer to where i thank you and your parents for all the $ :)

[Nancy Hemming]

“If you’re “a veteran that counsels people”, prove it. Tell us your name. Because I don’t believe you are. I think it’s as much of a lie as everything else you’ve posted.

I can back up anything I say with the fact that I have an open, public online presence. I put my name to what I write, leaving myself open to attacks by pricks like you in the process. You don’t. Therefore, you are utterly meaningless. Nobody here – or, for that matter, anywhere else – respects you. Nobody cares what you have to say. Everything you type might as well have been automatically generated by an artificial program. You are not real. You are not a person.

You are nothing.”

lol awww seb seb that stain on the floor is quite a feet on the world huh
and if it’s open and can back everything up, show us your wife then, maybe a side by side of you two stuffing your faces with wedding cake? :P

[Nancy Hemming]

lol jesus christ people TRY reading
scroll up pete :)

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lol bye bye joey then again you will be back since you what was it?

“That’s alright, thanks for the welcome back Nance, I am enjoying this tremendously :)”

:P

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lol pete :P

oh sebby i’m sure a veteran that counsels people leaves no mark right
yet the stain you leave on the floor after you OD will :)

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lol just did sebby? :P

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“I think it’s the cowardliness of hiding behind anonymity that’s more pathetic than any of the gibbering shit you’ve produced by hammering at your keyboard, you know.

This is your only way of making a mark on the world, and you can’t even do that properly.”

lol you said you were going sebby? that was awfully fast crawling back, what happened? change your mind?
speaking of “anonymity” lets see your wife mr hypocrite :)

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lol awww sebby :P
don’t go taking a lot of pills now
haha i don’t think there is much lower than a pity best man :P
but hey if you do OD I’m sure he will be speaking at your funeral saying you were a great man and then all of them chiming in and agreeing lol
then he fucks your wife :)

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“It all adds up, really.

– Can’t stop talking about me
– Denigrates my wife because he’s jealous that he’s not her
– Starts a thread about me and uses it to tell me how big his penis is

It’s quite clear that I give you feelings you only read about in Cosmo. It’s okay to admit it. I’m sorry that I’m taken, and that even if I weren’t taken I wouldn’t be interested in illiterate fucking cum-sodden dickrags like you, but don’t take it personally. Chin up and move on, son.”

lol wait wait you just asked me to buy you dinner and fuck you? what changed? :P
i can keep that date open for when your wife cheats on you then leaves you and takes half you ummm half your…. what do you have? does cutting a red dwarf model in half devalue it? :P

pics of wifey please :)

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“You know, Reznor, if you really wanted to fuck me so badly, at least you could have offered to buy me dinner first.”

lol awwww come on sebby show us your ugly wife :P
got to love being a big enough loser to get a pity acceptance best man huh
and dinner and sex? good to see you’re ready to cheat on your loooker already :P

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lol didn’t want to tackle any of the questions joe? :P
explain your science comment for all of us?
and oooo you want to see it huh :P

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lol dear seb, when have you ever heard of someone asking someone as their best man and they turn it down? :P
does not happen :P hahah but it just made this 10000 times better to find out your “best man” and people you consider close, don’t like you, you’re the one they laugh about behind your back, btw lets see that ugly fat wife of yours :P

oh and then tackle this “P.S (1) ooo sebby your site is dying even more, no new posts no new threads ohh wait wait 1 from harrys other account cloud. Did i mention no new members? That’s a given :) ”

dear joey, lol how did you manage to see yourself off this plane? does the trendiness in the glasses raises the 20/20? and get on that blue hair it screams out hey I’m original and not looking for attention :P

Dear Alex lol that’s it? you’re pathetic. Daddy must be very proud that you ummm opened for some nobody hah but keep that head up one of these days you will be a rock star and shove in my face and his right :)

P.S(1) life is always a big cock competition and guess what, i win that too, got to love being 6’9 ohh wait you people are not even close :)

[Nancy Hemming]

lol ohhh joey look who’s back thought you said bye? wait i know you did

“Ok bye. ”

welcome back :P

Now here’s another tip for you people
when you want to find out who’s behind something/anything 99% of the time it will be the person who benefits from it.

Write that down.

As for the birdie you’re gonna have to ask him/her :P

but add those 2 together and what do you get? It does not take Sherlock holmes

thanks for coming back out though joey
oh and get new glasses/hair colour yea trendy poser :)

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lol well since you’re not even going to try I’ll give you a tip anyways.
No one knows anyone, everyone has their deep dark secrets that no one knows or just normal every day stuff people don’t tell others no matter how “close” they are. I’m sure in your case though you must know, since you know these “people” as internet friends which you may or may not have met a couple times. You sir must know all. :)

Write that down. :)

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lol nope, try again. This time more to do with WHY you think this
or is the “you “know” everyone” it? :P

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lol ohh? you just say this yet don’t explain why you think this is?
go on tell us why this is “utter garbage” :)

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lol what happens when they both are real? will your denial be able to accept it? or will you come up with more bitter/jealousness? :P

“There are a handful of things of which I’m sure of in this world. One is that a grown man who calls himself Nancy and uses the word ‘yummy’ will never have his girlfriend make him a sandwich.”

How you so sure then? :P
you have any requests at what she should make me next?
I’m thinking maui ribs mmmmm, what do you think?
you ponder that while i brb and go get a slurpee and some cheetoz :)

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lol oh i’ll be getting right on that one for yea ;)

so does he? or do you?
who’s on top? :P

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lol she begs to differ (try not to jerk it to many times to her ppl) :P
http://i40.tinypic.com/2ujpf2f.jpg
aww locus does your BF make you yummy sandwiches? or do you play the woman role? :P

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All of you are probably wondering to yourselves “why are the admins allowing this thread to stay?”

It’s very simple, all you have to ask yourself is, who would benefit from this?
who could it be?
The admins from here who would be in the position to take sebs job on the TOS?
and a little birdie told me that the big boys from G&T don’t get along with the big boy from TOS
they think it’s gone to his head and they do not like his personality yet are willing to be civil for the sake of RD.

Solved. :)

P.S (1) ooo sebby your site is dying even more, no new posts no new threads ohh wait wait 1 from harrys other account cloud. Did i mention no new members? That’s a given :)

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lol hey alex did you manage to forget it’s your turn? :)

It’s not a penny anymore it’s the present now, and it will cost you 3.50$
If you would like to do the math(think you can manage it), you may only see the show 4 more times before your this months paycheck/welfare has run out :P

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lol so si you ready yet? let me help you “comprehend” your mental state :)

I would like to take this time to thank all the people like you with these problems, you are the reason i was just able to buy the new snowmobile you saw in the picture. Yes that’s right i “help” people like you aka make lots and lots of $ off your pain.

Then again i should probably be thanking your parents.
Thank you :)

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lol si is that you volunteering to go first? :P

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lol awww jon you bored now? we were just going to tackle everyone here high school experience and how they get along with their parents. You people might as well get it out now instead of paying someone like me lots of $ in the future yet i bet you already are spending it :P

As for a red dwarf connection it’s pretty obvious why you people can relate to it so well
the 2 main characters are absolute failures, Mr rimmer is complete failure has accomplished nothing, blames his parents like you all
and mr lister is a complete joke alcoholic failure with no accomplishments yet is given the chance to be a hero and is the “cool” guy which you all wish to be :)

So who would like to go first?
come lay down on this couch and let it out :)

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lol awww jon you bored now? we were just going to tackle everyone here high school experience and how they get along with their parents. You people might as well get it out now instead of paying someone like me lots of $ in the future yet i bet you already are spending it :P

As for a red dwarf connection it’s pretty obvious why you people can relate to it so well
the 2 main characters are absolute failures, Mr rimmer is complete failure has accomplished nothing, blames his parents like you all
and mr lister is a complete joke alcoholic failure with no accomplishments yet is given the chance to be a hero and is the “cool” guy which you all wish to be :)

So who would like to go first?
come lay down on this couch and let it out :)

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lol you people act like this is all one sided? you condemn me for saying true things and then after complaining about it you all go on and try to do it yourselves, what would this make you? :P

hah ponder that while i brb and go eat the yummmy bacon sandwich my gf made for me :)

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lol “Sarah Michelle Gellar posters” really? :P

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lol who my mother? btw were at number 84 in the fuck line, who has number 84? show her your tiny pee pee :P

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lol come on people can’t even name 1 out of all of you? :P

btw gremlins is a horrible movie :)

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lol ohhh you didn’t want to guess? you don’t even have to guess since you already know i have a place in florida too from our times in TOS :P

Enjoy your beer, drink up and those accomplishments will get done in no time
hey you can even write a “blog” about it and feel special? :P

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lol yea you tend to get a lot of hurricanes over there? :P
you know where they do get hurricanes is florida
and guess what bozzzy :P

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lol no boz that would be my toy not accomplishment :P
then again you could never afford one in your life
it’s worth more than your “home” :)

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lol so nothing boz? :P
btw you wana take the lexus for a ride? :P

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lol boz

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Blisschick

Good try. Piss off. I don’t see you posting anything, and you’ve been asked yourself.
May 18, 2013 at 5:32 pm #207699

Nancy Hemming

lol bliss, try scrolling up and reading
I even went first :) ”

try scrolling up and reading it
lol jesus people
then when you manage to find it remember
it’s your turn :)

[Nancy Hemming]

ohhh my bad the link to my toys at the cottage lake don’t seem to link
so here it is
http://i39.tinypic.com/301ebmd.jpg
enjoy :)

oh btw that’s my IS 350 Lexus if you cant see it :)

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lol boz i don’t recall you telling us any accomplishments? or are you gonna go with that wet bag and scissors one? :P

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lol oh btw check out my dvd collection while you are there, any movies or tv shows you agree with? have over 300 of them, I’m sure you can find 1 besides red dwarf :P

pics to thus collection which i thought were among the lists :P

http://i43.tinypic.com/1iisky.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ih9hfq.jpg

have even more now :P

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lol have fun bliss it’s a shame you have nothing :(
chin up, go get a curry :P

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lol bliss you said “Personal accomplishments are strictly subjective, so what I consider to be my accomplishments may not seem to be such a big deal to someone else. I don’t give a rat’s ass if he thinks what I have or haven’t done is an “accomplishment””

it’s strictly subjective and that you do not care what i think?

don’t go and contradict yourself now :)

ohhh and my bad it’s not fare for me to be taking shots of how you look from your picture when you don’t have a picture of me to comment on, so lets make it fare here’s one of me and some toys at the cottage at the lake
http://i40.tinypic.com/2z3t6pt.jpg
and yes i’m tall huh 6’9 to be correct :)
if you want face pics go to
http://redwarfare.freeforums.net/
in the general section :)

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lol bye joey, nice trendy glasses :)

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