Sebby P

[Nancy Hemming]

It’s to late, everyone already knows what you are seb. Why do you think i waited for DJ to post, over 6000 views (in 3 days) saw the topic before you deleted it.
Now both red dwarf sites are on lock down, and you have deleted real members, it’s a good start.

Seb P wrote: .

Seems we’ve (well, I’ve) got a new fun game, which is “Figure out which of the accounts I’ve approved in the last couple of months are actually sock puppet accounts created by whoever polysmorph was”.

Shouldn’t prove too difficult if they’re all as unimaginatively-named (in either handle or email address) as the ones that have so far poked fun at my being fat (well done, that’s clever, but honestly you can’t say anything about my weight that I haven’t already said myself), but we’ll see.

Unfortunately, this has a negative effect on the forum, as it means I have to get much stricter and more careful about approving new accounts that come from free email servers, because otherwise the forum is going to be hammered with spam posts. On the bright side, the actions of this individual neatly summarise why I am under no obligation whatsoever to respond to their nonsense or pass on their spurious “concerns” to anyone at GNP, because everything they’re doing proves that they’re not motivated by a desire to see this forum run fairly and properly. If they were, they wouldn’t be doing their best to ruin it.

If they show up again and it’s at a time when I’m not around to deal with it, then please don’t engage with them. It should be quite clear to you now that their only goal is to take this place down. Ignore them as best you can and I’ll delete things as I find them.

“lol” You never were going to pass on these complaints against you unless you consider doing that by deleting the threads and banning the first account for no reason other than to cover it up and not deal with it so second account made it clear you can not delete the truth. This is now what you get.
So who you trying to convince that you ever were going to follow the rules? your “regulars” aka sheep or yourself? or the people that don’t post and just read who are seeing you for the real you.
Since you abuse your admin and refuse to even take complaints we shall be playing this “game” until you are replaced or everyone leaves. You have no way of stopping me from making new accounts and as you can see your screening proses is horrible and infective proved by this new one.
I will do this forever then eventually move on to other more direct ways of “ruining” this forum and individual ips as well. Just like how you are ruining it with your abuse and clique like ways. This world has billions of people and millions of red dwarf fans and yet there are only 15 people active here in years think about it (3-4 of them are harrys pathological lying multiple personality disorder you need a new psychiatrist and new meds they are not working. (moph space sim kittypaws ..) + 1 Mr vegetable the trendy poser contradicting facade, go get a real assessment from a psychiatrist and not your GM btw nice drama queen performance, you to can name 2 things you have accomplished in life and what is your education? +1 joke of a troll with multiple accounts aka harrys and his simple technique of saying the negative opposite of one named simulant who’s a closet homo who is harry talking to himself, it is definitely a regular from here’s alter ego which again points back to harry, and seb knows about it which goes against the multi account rule and why he wont do anything about sim.)
Boz you’re that guy a goof you’re not special you’re job is not special and you could not write a blog to save your horrible life and buddy jmc needs to name 2 things he has accomplished in life and what education he has, google much? You all can do that see what you come up with.
(harry makes a new account each year, space = 2009 anti everything 2009 simon 2009 3 or more before his main was back fandango = 2010 moph = 2011 simulant = 2012 ( not only is that pathetic but really really disturbing)(+uses phone to multi same time) cloud is prob him too and (kittypaws = becks harry)
plus this new approval system is not helping. Which i shall make even worse. If you were here to do your job daily you would not need this useless confirmation. Which you put in place because of the kitchen spam, which you could of just deleted their accounts like you did mine. If you were doing your JOB instead your fat lazy ass did this so you didn’t have to.
If you think you are not harry and are on this list you may prove yourself very easily with a pic of you holding a sign saying i am not harry no blah blah I’m not harry talking, post the pic you have no excuse.

ps i already have 4 accounts on here you have not deleted any of them, you just deleted real members gj, try screening and reviewing old accounts better have fun.
when you are gone you will have more time to try that thing called exercise out and you will end up thanking me yet nothing will cure the ugly and your tiny… and making light of your fat does not work sorry to say “:)”

another example of seb leading by example in a “family friendly forum” and abusing the language rules while talking about rules…rather ironic
Seb P wrote: that fans know NOT to be dicks, and that the dicks were the exception rather than the rule

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

So it’s up to the new guy to make this forum not boring? Great logic. Judging by how you treat new people no wonder this place is so horrible.

You’ve posted seventeen times in the three years you say you’ve been reading. I’d say there are considerably more constructive ways you could improve things, if you’re that concerned, than to start a thread as negative as this.

What you’ve basically done is waltzed in and told everyone “You’re not entertaining me enough, sort it out, although I’m not going to do anything about it myself”. And I’M the one who treats people badly?

If you read correctly you would see i enjoyed this forum very much until you decided to ban the only entertaining thing on this forum, and you never even said why exactly you banned him?
Was it constructive losing all those threads and a funny poster for your personal reasons? not very professional. Yes you are the one who treats new people badly along with the other regulars. Going through the old topics and posts it paints a clear picture who the aggressors are.

I made very clear why: he posted large amounts of information about how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs, the presence of which on this forum left the company that pays for and hosts it legally actionable. I deleted it, warned him that if he posted it again he’d be banned, and he posted it again. This was added to his track record of repeatedly pushing the rules, baiting me at every turn, and insulting other posters. Whether or not he’d created loads of threads, or if some people thought of him as “a funny poster”, is utterly irrelevant – he broke the rules, deliberately and wilfully. If you want to be annoyed at anyone for his absence and for those threads disappearing, be annoyed at him. He was given every chance to behave, and in the end essentially banned himself.

This forum costs GNP time, effort and money to keep running – it’s not a free and open concern, it’s not a democracy. We are not obliged to indulge everybody’s whims.

And frankly, if the only thing you found entertaining about a Red Dwarf discussion forum was off-topic nonsense from an immature adolescent, might I suggest you’re probably not in the right place in the first place?

Which thread? The topic about medical marijuana, that thread was there for months. Then from what i saw the day your friend was attacked for attacking one of his is when that thread came into question? seems very fitting. I do not recall you saying anything about him being banned. You used that as a poor excuse and made the forums worse by your personal actions and lies. He did not break any rule and if he did why was that thread up there for months and why did you Lie about the part saying he posted information how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs? He did not mention that at all, it was which flavors and strains and medical benefits there are.

This forum is for everyone and not your personal unprofessional actions and deceiving lies. Is there someone at GNP i can contact to complain about your performance? It is only fair for people to voice their opinions about you and your personal playground of regulars.

One more point, is it appropriate to insult someone on this forum for being an adolescent? This forum is for all ages and you just said that an adolescent is in the wrong place when they come here and called him immature to top it off and attacking him for posting off topic comments in the garbage pod which is specifically for off topic discussion. What kind of example is lying admin abuse and insulting young people and calling them names. Your abuse in many forms is making people not want to join and participate on these once great forums, specially when they watch you treat your group differently and act in this very unprofessional way.

Yes you have nothing to say because you know you’re in the wrong and got busted for lying and abusing. You wont even provide a contact address to your superiors. You think you’re above it, it’s time for an admin change here. Part of the reason you hated reznor so much is because he had to remind you to do your job since you are never here or paying attention and then you purposely ignore it out of spite. A great example is when you told everyone in the forum that the next person to have swears in their youtube will be punished and banned. Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

How long did it take you to fix the kitchen spam, which i read so much about? 2 weeks?

Freeborn Leveller – aka The Veggie Vamp wrote:

The Troll wrote:

Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

No I didn’t. That one-off incident you’re childishly referring to showed you/Reznor up for being the trouble starting agitator you are. It was a perfect example of *you* being a contradictory, disruptive troll. You have some serious psychological issues, kid.

How you have managed to emotionally manipulate and conn two people of this forum into thinking you’re a nice guy and a victim is beyond me. You’re a nasty, pedantic, childish, negative troll.

ps: This troll certainly does appear to be Reznor or Dodgy Danny, although I can’t be 100% certain about that.. But surely no one in their right mind would use Reznor of all people as an example to try to make Seb or any other member look bad. This Polysmorph guy is bonkers.

Also, those of us paying attention already know the Trent Reznor wannabe posts from the Sockpuppet account, or a least has done on at least one occasion according to Dodgy Danny. It really is getting quite boring now though.

Speaking of perfect examples this is a perfect example of exactly what i was talking about. Positive these attacks are against the rules to these forums. Lets see what seb will do or if he really treats this like his playground and the rules only apply to the people he decides should follow also known as the non regulars.

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[HelloMabel]

That was “Nutter Crap” by Morris Minor and the Mabel.
Disclaimer: this song is in no way intended to compare stutterers to Nancy Hemming.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol aww was that you trying boz? You can tell yourself whatever you have to, so you can get through the day lil one. Like for example tell yourself you can write your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands :P But make sure to remind us every time like always when you “wrote” one. :)

Soooo alll this and still not 1 accomplishment? really? out of all of you? come on :P

[JamesTC]

I once got a bronze in shot put.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol any swimming certificates? :)

[JamesTC]

Nipple

[Nancy Hemming]

lol what were you not breast fed as a kid sound? tell us about it :)

[Pecospete666]

I think that Nancy is. “SgtSmileyUK” and all the other puppets are his creations
There’s something wrong about this guy and his never ending video game!

[Nancy Hemming]

lol peco do you enjoy pretending to be a soldier with those guns? such a bad ass and in no way a poser :P

sgtsmiley is a great man. :)

now go outside and play :P

[Blisschick]

Y’know, when I first started reading this thread, I was kind of pissed, and almost took it personally. Then I realized that that would be a stupid thing to do, since Nancy Boy doesn’t know me, and I don’t know him. (By this point, I really don’t want to, either.) Then I got to thinking, Jo is right, he really is a truly shit Inquisitor, and I don’t have to justify myself to him. No one here does. Personal accomplishments are strictly subjective, so what I consider to be my accomplishments may not seem to be such a big deal to someone else. I don’t give a rat’s ass if he thinks what I have or haven’t done is an “accomplishment”, because he is not someone or something that we should allow ourselves to be measured by. (And I can honestly say, I don’t think any of us here actually do.) Therefore, I am not listing any of my “accomplishments” or regrets or even humoring him in this respect, because I have nothing to prove to him. It’s just a matter of principal.

/end rant/

PS. You’re welcome, Jon. :)

[Pecospete666]

If you are REZNOR ,which I doubt, what was the subject I PM to you when you first joined the TOS?

[JamesTC]

I once made a friend literally piss himself laughing.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol bliss what are they? don’t be embarrassed. Are your parents proud of you? :P

P.S (1) peco you talking about your hitler video? now go sign up for the military already, i would suggest the navy for you :P

[Jonathan Capps]

I think we have a tie between Jon and Mabel for best post ever.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol jona you never thanked me for thanking you :)

[Blisschick]

Good try. Piss off. I don’t see you posting anything, and you’ve been asked yourself.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol bliss, try scrolling up and reading
I even went first :)

[Pecospete666]

“P.S (1) peco you talking about your hitler video? now go sign up for the military already, i would suggest ”

What else ? That was J. Hoare’s work and I mention it here a few times.

This was related to the TOS!

Guess again!

[HelloMabel]

> I think we have a tie between Jon and Mabel for best post ever.

If I’d done the whole song rather than just the last verse and chorus, maybe I’d be in the running.

As it stands, Jon definitely wins. I haven’t picked myself up off the floor yet.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol peco go sign up or go out and play pretend already :P

[Pecospete666]

“I think we have a tie between Jon and Mabel for best post ever.”

Ian gave me that award!

What there’s more than one?

[Nancy Hemming]

lol yes mabel that was some classic gangsta rap
we all would love to see the full song :P
P.S (1) bliss you mange to find it yet? your turn :)

[Blisschick]

I stand corrected. Obviously you’re putting your degree to use here. You know how to mess with people’s minds. Hurrah for you. Whateves.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol oooo you did!! yay! that was not so hard now was it :)
it’s still your turn?
don’t be embarrassed :)

[Pecospete666]

Your not REZNOR!

If you were you would remember what I advised you to do!

Now knowing this I will bow out of this shit storm and wait for the spoiler notice for RDXI to go up!

Adios!

[Joey TORDFC]

I’m late to this party but Jonsmad wins.

Ok bye.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol bye joey, nice trendy glasses :)

[Blisschick]

You know, I might be more impressed by you if you were using that degree for constructive rather than destructive purposes. As it is, you’re just using it to feed your narcissistic ego by poking everyone’s bear. It will be my turn forever. Get over it.

[Pecospete666]

I lied! One last poke!

[Nancy Hemming]

lol bliss you said “Personal accomplishments are strictly subjective, so what I consider to be my accomplishments may not seem to be such a big deal to someone else. I don’t give a rat’s ass if he thinks what I have or haven’t done is an “accomplishment””

it’s strictly subjective and that you do not care what i think?

don’t go and contradict yourself now :)

ohhh and my bad it’s not fare for me to be taking shots of how you look from your picture when you don’t have a picture of me to comment on, so lets make it fare here’s one of me and some toys at the cottage at the lake
http://i40.tinypic.com/2z3t6pt.jpg
and yes i’m tall huh 6’9 to be correct :)
if you want face pics go to
http://redwarfare.freeforums.net/
in the general section :)

[Blisschick]

Yeah, go ahead and twist things, that’s what you do best. And I’m not even bothering to look at the links because you have no credibility with me. I have no way of knowing if these photos you want me to look at are in fact you. Gotta go now and “accomplish” some things today.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol have fun bliss it’s a shame you have nothing :(
chin up, go get a curry :P

[JamesTC]

Why are eleven-year-olds allowed on their computer without adult supervision. I’ve never understood that.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol oh btw check out my dvd collection while you are there, any movies or tv shows you agree with? have over 300 of them, I’m sure you can find 1 besides red dwarf :P

pics to thus collection which i thought were among the lists :P

http://i43.tinypic.com/1iisky.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2ih9hfq.jpg

have even more now :P

[Boz]

Nancy, I think you should log off and take a long hard look at your life.

I’m a better person than you will ever be.

However, I will listen to your mother and give you a chance.

P.S – I listen to your mother quite a lot. I pin her legs behind her head a lot more.

[Tarka Dal]

And then they did a jigsaw.

[Pete Part Three]

>lol oh btw check out my dvd collection while you are there, any movies or tv shows you agree with? have >over 300 of them, I’m sure you can find 1 besides red dwarf :P
>pics to thus collection which i thought were among the lists :P

Please sell some and put the money towards buying a better camera.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol boz i don’t recall you telling us any accomplishments? or are you gonna go with that wet bag and scissors one? :P

[Nancy Hemming]

ohhh my bad the link to my toys at the cottage lake don’t seem to link
so here it is
http://i39.tinypic.com/301ebmd.jpg
enjoy :)

oh btw that’s my IS 350 Lexus if you cant see it :)

[Boz]

Nancy, why don’t you be the bigger person here and tell me your accomplishments. I’m sure we’d love to hear the web of lies and deceit you’re about to spin.

[Jonsmad]

I think we have a tie between Jon and Mabel for best post ever

It’s a podium we happily share alongside the person who added the auto-tag twat line I think, which deserves the top spot for truly being the gift that keeps on giving.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol boz

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Blisschick

Good try. Piss off. I don’t see you posting anything, and you’ve been asked yourself.
May 18, 2013 at 5:32 pm #207699

Nancy Hemming

lol bliss, try scrolling up and reading
I even went first :) ”

try scrolling up and reading it
lol jesus people
then when you manage to find it remember
it’s your turn :)

[Boz]

But what you said previously are lies. Are you so dumb that you believe anyone here will believe what you claim?

Of course you are. Lies lies lies.

Try again.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol so nothing boz? :P
btw you wana take the lexus for a ride? :P

[Boz]

Bahahaha. How is owning a Toyota “an accomplishment”?

You’re pretty funny Nancy, I’l give you that at least.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol no boz that would be my toy not accomplishment :P
then again you could never afford one in your life
it’s worth more than your “home” :)

[Boz]

Wait, you mean my trailer isn’t worth as much as I thought it was?

And I just took hurricane insurance out last week as well…..dammit.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol yea you tend to get a lot of hurricanes over there? :P
you know where they do get hurricanes is florida
and guess what bozzzy :P

[Boz]

No Nancy. We do not get hurricanes over here. I was lying. I thought bullshit artists could smell their own?

Anyway, enjoy your Saturday, I’m off to have a beer.

[Danny Stephenson]

Stop replying to it! You’re giving it what it wants. This will be my only post in this thread.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol ohhh you didn’t want to guess? you don’t even have to guess since you already know i have a place in florida too from our times in TOS :P

Enjoy your beer, drink up and those accomplishments will get done in no time
hey you can even write a “blog” about it and feel special? :P

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