Sebby P

[Nancy Hemming]

It’s to late, everyone already knows what you are seb. Why do you think i waited for DJ to post, over 6000 views (in 3 days) saw the topic before you deleted it.
Now both red dwarf sites are on lock down, and you have deleted real members, it’s a good start.

Seb P wrote: .

Seems we’ve (well, I’ve) got a new fun game, which is “Figure out which of the accounts I’ve approved in the last couple of months are actually sock puppet accounts created by whoever polysmorph was”.

Shouldn’t prove too difficult if they’re all as unimaginatively-named (in either handle or email address) as the ones that have so far poked fun at my being fat (well done, that’s clever, but honestly you can’t say anything about my weight that I haven’t already said myself), but we’ll see.

Unfortunately, this has a negative effect on the forum, as it means I have to get much stricter and more careful about approving new accounts that come from free email servers, because otherwise the forum is going to be hammered with spam posts. On the bright side, the actions of this individual neatly summarise why I am under no obligation whatsoever to respond to their nonsense or pass on their spurious “concerns” to anyone at GNP, because everything they’re doing proves that they’re not motivated by a desire to see this forum run fairly and properly. If they were, they wouldn’t be doing their best to ruin it.

If they show up again and it’s at a time when I’m not around to deal with it, then please don’t engage with them. It should be quite clear to you now that their only goal is to take this place down. Ignore them as best you can and I’ll delete things as I find them.

“lol” You never were going to pass on these complaints against you unless you consider doing that by deleting the threads and banning the first account for no reason other than to cover it up and not deal with it so second account made it clear you can not delete the truth. This is now what you get.
So who you trying to convince that you ever were going to follow the rules? your “regulars” aka sheep or yourself? or the people that don’t post and just read who are seeing you for the real you.
Since you abuse your admin and refuse to even take complaints we shall be playing this “game” until you are replaced or everyone leaves. You have no way of stopping me from making new accounts and as you can see your screening proses is horrible and infective proved by this new one.
I will do this forever then eventually move on to other more direct ways of “ruining” this forum and individual ips as well. Just like how you are ruining it with your abuse and clique like ways. This world has billions of people and millions of red dwarf fans and yet there are only 15 people active here in years think about it (3-4 of them are harrys pathological lying multiple personality disorder you need a new psychiatrist and new meds they are not working. (moph space sim kittypaws ..) + 1 Mr vegetable the trendy poser contradicting facade, go get a real assessment from a psychiatrist and not your GM btw nice drama queen performance, you to can name 2 things you have accomplished in life and what is your education? +1 joke of a troll with multiple accounts aka harrys and his simple technique of saying the negative opposite of one named simulant who’s a closet homo who is harry talking to himself, it is definitely a regular from here’s alter ego which again points back to harry, and seb knows about it which goes against the multi account rule and why he wont do anything about sim.)
Boz you’re that guy a goof you’re not special you’re job is not special and you could not write a blog to save your horrible life and buddy jmc needs to name 2 things he has accomplished in life and what education he has, google much? You all can do that see what you come up with.
(harry makes a new account each year, space = 2009 anti everything 2009 simon 2009 3 or more before his main was back fandango = 2010 moph = 2011 simulant = 2012 ( not only is that pathetic but really really disturbing)(+uses phone to multi same time) cloud is prob him too and (kittypaws = becks harry)
plus this new approval system is not helping. Which i shall make even worse. If you were here to do your job daily you would not need this useless confirmation. Which you put in place because of the kitchen spam, which you could of just deleted their accounts like you did mine. If you were doing your JOB instead your fat lazy ass did this so you didn’t have to.
If you think you are not harry and are on this list you may prove yourself very easily with a pic of you holding a sign saying i am not harry no blah blah I’m not harry talking, post the pic you have no excuse.

ps i already have 4 accounts on here you have not deleted any of them, you just deleted real members gj, try screening and reviewing old accounts better have fun.
when you are gone you will have more time to try that thing called exercise out and you will end up thanking me yet nothing will cure the ugly and your tiny… and making light of your fat does not work sorry to say “:)”

another example of seb leading by example in a “family friendly forum” and abusing the language rules while talking about rules…rather ironic
Seb P wrote: that fans know NOT to be dicks, and that the dicks were the exception rather than the rule

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

So it’s up to the new guy to make this forum not boring? Great logic. Judging by how you treat new people no wonder this place is so horrible.

You’ve posted seventeen times in the three years you say you’ve been reading. I’d say there are considerably more constructive ways you could improve things, if you’re that concerned, than to start a thread as negative as this.

What you’ve basically done is waltzed in and told everyone “You’re not entertaining me enough, sort it out, although I’m not going to do anything about it myself”. And I’M the one who treats people badly?

If you read correctly you would see i enjoyed this forum very much until you decided to ban the only entertaining thing on this forum, and you never even said why exactly you banned him?
Was it constructive losing all those threads and a funny poster for your personal reasons? not very professional. Yes you are the one who treats new people badly along with the other regulars. Going through the old topics and posts it paints a clear picture who the aggressors are.

I made very clear why: he posted large amounts of information about how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs, the presence of which on this forum left the company that pays for and hosts it legally actionable. I deleted it, warned him that if he posted it again he’d be banned, and he posted it again. This was added to his track record of repeatedly pushing the rules, baiting me at every turn, and insulting other posters. Whether or not he’d created loads of threads, or if some people thought of him as “a funny poster”, is utterly irrelevant – he broke the rules, deliberately and wilfully. If you want to be annoyed at anyone for his absence and for those threads disappearing, be annoyed at him. He was given every chance to behave, and in the end essentially banned himself.

This forum costs GNP time, effort and money to keep running – it’s not a free and open concern, it’s not a democracy. We are not obliged to indulge everybody’s whims.

And frankly, if the only thing you found entertaining about a Red Dwarf discussion forum was off-topic nonsense from an immature adolescent, might I suggest you’re probably not in the right place in the first place?

Which thread? The topic about medical marijuana, that thread was there for months. Then from what i saw the day your friend was attacked for attacking one of his is when that thread came into question? seems very fitting. I do not recall you saying anything about him being banned. You used that as a poor excuse and made the forums worse by your personal actions and lies. He did not break any rule and if he did why was that thread up there for months and why did you Lie about the part saying he posted information how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs? He did not mention that at all, it was which flavors and strains and medical benefits there are.

This forum is for everyone and not your personal unprofessional actions and deceiving lies. Is there someone at GNP i can contact to complain about your performance? It is only fair for people to voice their opinions about you and your personal playground of regulars.

One more point, is it appropriate to insult someone on this forum for being an adolescent? This forum is for all ages and you just said that an adolescent is in the wrong place when they come here and called him immature to top it off and attacking him for posting off topic comments in the garbage pod which is specifically for off topic discussion. What kind of example is lying admin abuse and insulting young people and calling them names. Your abuse in many forms is making people not want to join and participate on these once great forums, specially when they watch you treat your group differently and act in this very unprofessional way.

Yes you have nothing to say because you know you’re in the wrong and got busted for lying and abusing. You wont even provide a contact address to your superiors. You think you’re above it, it’s time for an admin change here. Part of the reason you hated reznor so much is because he had to remind you to do your job since you are never here or paying attention and then you purposely ignore it out of spite. A great example is when you told everyone in the forum that the next person to have swears in their youtube will be punished and banned. Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

How long did it take you to fix the kitchen spam, which i read so much about? 2 weeks?

Freeborn Leveller – aka The Veggie Vamp wrote:

The Troll wrote:

Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

No I didn’t. That one-off incident you’re childishly referring to showed you/Reznor up for being the trouble starting agitator you are. It was a perfect example of *you* being a contradictory, disruptive troll. You have some serious psychological issues, kid.

How you have managed to emotionally manipulate and conn two people of this forum into thinking you’re a nice guy and a victim is beyond me. You’re a nasty, pedantic, childish, negative troll.

ps: This troll certainly does appear to be Reznor or Dodgy Danny, although I can’t be 100% certain about that.. But surely no one in their right mind would use Reznor of all people as an example to try to make Seb or any other member look bad. This Polysmorph guy is bonkers.

Also, those of us paying attention already know the Trent Reznor wannabe posts from the Sockpuppet account, or a least has done on at least one occasion according to Dodgy Danny. It really is getting quite boring now though.

Speaking of perfect examples this is a perfect example of exactly what i was talking about. Positive these attacks are against the rules to these forums. Lets see what seb will do or if he really treats this like his playground and the rules only apply to the people he decides should follow also known as the non regulars.

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[JamesTC]

They’re pretty uncomfortable.

[Joey TORDFC]

“btw lets see that ugly fat wife of yours :P”

You must be mistaken, Nance, Seb isn’t married to your mother.

(OLDEST AND CHEAPEST SHOT I KNOW)

“P.S(1) life is always a big cock competition and guess what, i win that too, got to love being 6’9 ohh wait you people are not even close :)”

Science just called and said: “LOLOLOLOLOLLLL!”

JPEGSPLS.

[Pete Part Three]

>I’ve always wanted to ride a camel, sadly the only thing I’ve achieved in riding is a Chopper.

Don’t cheapen this.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol didn’t want to tackle any of the questions joe? :P
explain your science comment for all of us?
and oooo you want to see it huh :P

[Seb Patrick]

You know, Reznor, if you really wanted to fuck me so badly, at least you could have offered to buy me dinner first.

[genericnerdyusername]

Heh, Nancy wins at life because he is a big cock.

[Nancy Hemming]

“You know, Reznor, if you really wanted to fuck me so badly, at least you could have offered to buy me dinner first.”

lol awwww come on sebby show us your ugly wife :P
got to love being a big enough loser to get a pity acceptance best man huh
and dinner and sex? good to see you’re ready to cheat on your loooker already :P

[JamesTC]

Big cock.

[Seb Patrick]

It all adds up, really.

– Can’t stop talking about me
– Denigrates my wife because he’s jealous that he’s not her
– Starts a thread about me and uses it to tell me how big his penis is

It’s quite clear that I give you feelings you only read about in Cosmo. It’s okay to admit it. I’m sorry that I’m taken, and that even if I weren’t taken I wouldn’t be interested in illiterate fucking cum-sodden dickrags like you, but don’t take it personally. Chin up and move on, son.

[Nancy Hemming]

“It all adds up, really.

– Can’t stop talking about me
– Denigrates my wife because he’s jealous that he’s not her
– Starts a thread about me and uses it to tell me how big his penis is

It’s quite clear that I give you feelings you only read about in Cosmo. It’s okay to admit it. I’m sorry that I’m taken, and that even if I weren’t taken I wouldn’t be interested in illiterate fucking cum-sodden dickrags like you, but don’t take it personally. Chin up and move on, son.”

lol wait wait you just asked me to buy you dinner and fuck you? what changed? :P
i can keep that date open for when your wife cheats on you then leaves you and takes half you ummm half your…. what do you have? does cutting a red dwarf model in half devalue it? :P

pics of wifey please :)

[Seb Patrick]

I’m bored of this, now. I think it’s gone about as far as it can while still being amusing.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol awww sebby :P
don’t go taking a lot of pills now
haha i don’t think there is much lower than a pity best man :P
but hey if you do OD I’m sure he will be speaking at your funeral saying you were a great man and then all of them chiming in and agreeing lol
then he fucks your wife :)

[Seb Patrick]

I think it’s the cowardliness of hiding behind anonymity that’s more pathetic than any of the gibbering shit you’ve produced by hammering at your keyboard, you know.

This is your only way of making a mark on the world, and you can’t even do that properly.

[Nancy Hemming]

“I think it’s the cowardliness of hiding behind anonymity that’s more pathetic than any of the gibbering shit you’ve produced by hammering at your keyboard, you know.

This is your only way of making a mark on the world, and you can’t even do that properly.”

lol you said you were going sebby? that was awfully fast crawling back, what happened? change your mind?
speaking of “anonymity” lets see your wife mr hypocrite :)

[Seb Patrick]

lol why havent you addressed this one yet rezzy?

“I think it’s the cowardliness of hiding behind anonymity that’s more pathetic than any of the gibbering shit you’ve produced by hammering at your keyboard, you know.
This is your only way of making a mark on the world, and you can’t even do that properly.”

[Nancy Hemming]

lol just did sebby? :P

[Pete Part Three]

Why would Seb post an image of his partner on a website where she does not (as far as I know) post, so she can be “judged” by the likes of you?

That’s the mark of a moron.

Oh wow; you did that when you posted that picture above.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol pete :P

oh sebby i’m sure a veteran that counsels people leaves no mark right
yet the stain you leave on the floor after you OD will :)

[Joey TORDFC]

I’m done, this is turning way too dark for me. Soz.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol bye bye joey then again you will be back since you what was it?

“That’s alright, thanks for the welcome back Nance, I am enjoying this tremendously :)”

:P

[Pete Part Three]

>i’m sure a veteran that counsels people leaves no mark right

Hang on, back up. I might have missed this in the other 350+ posts of this nonsense, but are you saying you’re a counsellor? This is your occupation?

[JamesTC]

Something.
I must have forgotten to pack something, but I can’t think what.
I have something for you in my bag.
I have a feeling something good is going to happen today.
The performance was something of a disappointment.
That child is something of a genius.
She has a certain something.
He’s really something! I’ve never heard such a great voice.
She’s really something. I can’t believe she would do such a mean thing.
Something.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol jesus christ people TRY reading
scroll up pete :)

[Seb Patrick]

If you’re “a veteran that counsels people”, prove it. Tell us your name. Because I don’t believe you are. I think it’s as much of a lie as everything else you’ve posted.

I can back up anything I say with the fact that I have an open, public online presence. I put my name to what I write, leaving myself open to attacks by pricks like you in the process. You don’t. Therefore, you are utterly meaningless. Nobody here – or, for that matter, anywhere else – respects you. Nobody cares what you have to say. Everything you type might as well have been automatically generated by an artificial program. You are not real. You are not a person.

You are nothing.

[Nancy Hemming]

“If you’re “a veteran that counsels people”, prove it. Tell us your name. Because I don’t believe you are. I think it’s as much of a lie as everything else you’ve posted.

I can back up anything I say with the fact that I have an open, public online presence. I put my name to what I write, leaving myself open to attacks by pricks like you in the process. You don’t. Therefore, you are utterly meaningless. Nobody here – or, for that matter, anywhere else – respects you. Nobody cares what you have to say. Everything you type might as well have been automatically generated by an artificial program. You are not real. You are not a person.

You are nothing.”

lol awww seb seb that stain on the floor is quite a feet on the world huh
and if it’s open and can back everything up, show us your wife then, maybe a side by side of you two stuffing your faces with wedding cake? :P

[Pete Part Three]

Can you narrow it down to a post where you talk about yourself in a honest manner instead of posting badly-spelt diatribes and/or unverifiable bullshit?

[Nancy Hemming]

lol pete refer to where i thank you and your parents for all the $ :)

[Seb Patrick]

I never knew the army was capable of producing such cowards.

[Nancy Hemming]

“I never knew the army was capable of producing such cowards.”

lol what no pics?
awwww sebby called a vet a coward must be
what would happen if you told a vet there that? :P

[Pete Part Three]

So you’re a VA counsellor, is that correct?

[Nancy Hemming]

lol did you read that pete? :P

[Seb Patrick]

>sebby called a vet a coward

No, I called the anonymous fuckhole known as Nancy Hemming a coward. I wasn’t actually talking to a real person, was I?

[Pete Part Three]

Help me out here, I’m trying to understand why someone in a profession where they’re assigned to help people through difficult experiences is wasting all their time posting derogatory nonsense about people he’s never met on a website for a sci-fi comedy. Do you have any ideas?

[Nancy Hemming]

“>sebby called a vet a coward

No, I called the anonymous fuckhole known as Nancy Hemming a coward. I wasn’t actually talking to a real person, was I?”

lol awww sebby getting angry? :P
seb would you tell a vet that where you live?
then again a internet fatty is known to be the biggest honour, you get a medal for that right? :P

dear pete i’ll give you a tip

karma’s a bitch huh :)

[Seb Patrick]

Okay, okay. You win. Here’s a picture of my wife:

[Nancy Hemming]

lol damn she’s hot
look at those shoulders baby
but keep telling us how you feel about vets sebby :P

[Pete Part Three]

>dear pete i’ll give you a tip
>karma’s a bitch huh :)

Karma’s not real, Nancy.

Let’s try again. What’s the point of this? What are you hoping to achieve? It was quite funny, then it got a bit boring, now it’s just fucking weird.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol it is pete
tell that to seb for his abuse and what not
and the g&t crew making fun of a guy who is handicapped and what not

keep that in mind :)

[Seb Patrick]

>but keep telling us how you feel about vets sebby

They’re a good place to take sick animals to get them treated.

[Boz]

Nancy, the only handicapped person here is you. A person who can respond so frequently clearly doesn’t have a job.

Oh, he’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight in his Toyota….

[Seb Patrick]

>and the g&t crew making fun of a guy who is handicapped and what not

This never actually happened, though. Although I’d say that calling someone “handicapped and what not” is far more offensive than anything anyone else here might have said.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol that they are sebby :P
is that you giving up?
and it looks like your wife is stronger than you
how does that work out? :P

[Nancy Hemming]

lol ooo boz attacking handicapped people now
and seb claiming it never happened!!
stop the boat!!!! :P

[Boz]

You really don’t read too well do you Nancy. If you read the post, I said that the only one handicapped here is you. You clearly have some issues Nancy. Considering your illiteracy and ability to fabricate a fantasy world with such clear abandon, you strike me as having some form of mental disadvantage.

Usually I would not wish harm on anyone, but I’ve been hit by a bus before. It’s something I dearly think needs to happen to you. I don’t want you to die. However, if your ability to use a computer will be impaired, then I think that would make a lot of people happy.

Now…I expect you’ll reply with “lol”….probably say my name and then how I’m blah blah blah.

It’s predictable. I thought you would prove to be a worthy adversary but you’ve clearly run out of steam eh Nancy.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol “Nancy, the only handicapped person here is you”

ummm sorry to say that’s making fun of handicapped people…
and ooo wishing death/harm? this just gets better :P

P.S(1) this is all saved so dont think when this is deleted it’s gone :)

[genericnerdyusername]

> Usually I would not wish harm on anyone, but I’ve been hit by a bus before. It’s something I dearly think needs to happen to you. I don’t want you to die. However, if your ability to use a computer will be impaired, then I think that would make a lot of people happy.

#justprayin

[Nancy Hemming]

lol that’s 2 anyone else? :P

[Seb Patrick]

Who’d want to delete it? This whole thread serves as perfect evidence of your pathetic obsession with, and harassment of, me.

It also means that any time you or any of your gang bring up any perceived grievance, I can point towards it and immediately undermine anything you might have to say.

So in conclusion: thanks! It’s been unpleasant, occasionally amusing, but also very useful.

[Boz]

How does this get better? It seems like it’s getting worse.

Learn to read properly.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol then i expect to see this here forever sebby
but just in case it’s all saved so when it does come down i can put it back up here on TOS and sooon i will be going to the third forum :)

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