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My dad watched it when it first aired in America while he was in college, but I was born years later and saw it on New Years Eve when I was six years old the first time.

In other words, he’s old and I’m younger.

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Quick, someone get Jawscvmedia to combine them into one again!

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And of course, no one suspects the account that joined yesterday is, in fact, the sock puppet.

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I’m willing to bet good money this site will be ‘Remastered’ on April 1st now.

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They’ll put a shitty effect over everything to make it seem more high production and movie-like.

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Rumor has it they’re going to censor all the jokes that are in poor taste and that are about the UK so they can appeal to a more general audience. Of course, that means only about three worthwhile posts would remain.

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They should make the banner have CGI photos instead of the real ones we get now. It’ll look so much better.

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So let me get this straight. You want to combine your three magic opinions into one so you can see the king of combining opinions, Jawscvmedia, and plead with him for your freedom. And you’re telling me you’re completely sane?

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I think I would appreciate the model more if it wasn’t so in your face about being a model. It didn’t fit the atmosphere at all, almost like it was shoved in with no real thought behind it. The abrupt explosion and subsequent exit didn’t help matters either, seeing as it fired the shot. Although it did take out a rather nasty little troll that was in the blast radius. Well, it would be difficult to not be in the radius when you’re trying to pork the damn thing.

Overall, big mistake by the model department. I hope they replace it with some half assed CGI when the remastered comes out.

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Because everyone else is doing the introducing yourself thing as a joke already, this seems as good a thread as any to jump into the fray.

Hello, I am Cloche/Twatit (not sure which one will show up since this is my first post), I’ve been lurking since Officer Rimmer went live and have been visiting daily since.

Here are a few observations:

1) SarahWho definitely should have read some articles here before blindly posting in the forum (like SoundableObject said).

2) You all seem like good people despite the in-jokes and piss-taking. There are a few dickheads around due to new season fever (not naming any names), but they’ll drift off when it’s done airing.

3) I miss the good ol’ trolls like PescosPete666.

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