On the 2nd August we lost our friend Seb Patrick. Please allow us a period of radio silence as we come to terms with what's happened. Goodbye, Seb, we'll miss you.

We're raising funds in his memory to help his family in any way we can. If you're able to spare anything, it would be greatly appreciated.

A deleted scene from 'Pete' Part Two. Shades of 'Timeslides', 'Gunmen', and 'Tikka To Ride Xtended'.PROPS:

Model Miniature Section Of The SSS Esperanto #2 | Back To Reality | £295
Section one hasn’t sold yet. Why not buy all sections of it, put it together, and then crawl on all fours around the model going “phsswwwwwwwwwbubblebubblebubble”?

Fire Axe Case | Quarantine | £195
“I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day.” Isn’t Quarantine great? Incidentally, I can’t remember whether the axe itself has actually come up for auction or not yet, and I can’t be arsed checking; thereby confirming G&T’s reputation for editiorial excellence. We obviously need Michael Grade. WHO WOULD CANCEL US OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HE DOESN’T LIKE SCIENCE FICTION HA HA HA.

Lister Prisoner Costume | Cassandra (deleted scene) | £795
It’s burnt. Taken from a deleted scene (see this production polariod) – a deleted scene that does not, I hasten to add, turn up in the Red Dwarf VIII scriptbook. Damn fools. (The book however, does feature the following amusing exchange cut from the Holly/Lister scene at the start: “It’s a classic Catch-44 situation. / Catch 22. / No, it’s twice as bad as that.”)

Baby Dinosaur Feet & Tail | ‘Pete’ Part Two | £395
Fancy owning something from the worst special effect in the worst episode of Red Dwarf ever? Then this is for you.

Pair Of Kryten’s Eyes | ‘Pete’ Part Two (deleted scene) | £395
Gah. A throwaway shot that I bet was funnier than much of what was left in the episode – CUT. (Actually, whilst poor in comparison to most eps, I do think there are some great bits in the episode; and it’s more watchable than half of VII. But it’s funnier to just slag it off. Erm, it’s crap. I hate it. Rubbish. It smells.)


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