Gentlemen and Skutters News Posted by Mr Flibble on 11th June 2005, 18:58 We are gathered here today to celebrate the anniversary of Mr Andrew Ellard’s Birth. And on this veeeeery special occasion, I have baked a cake. What’s that then? It’s in the shape of a DVD, because he’s a producer. Oh, that’s very apt that is. If he’d have been a postman you’d have baked it in the shape of an envelope, I suppose? Yeah! Gordon Bennett, lucky he’s not a gynacologist. To Ellard! Happy Birthday from all of us here at Observation Dome. Oh, and I didn’t actually bake the cake, as my cooking skills are, erm, poor. Ian will fill you in on the details. I also couldn’t find any Writing Icing in the whole of Manchester, so I had to improvise. That actually was the Red Dwarf logo in the centre, but it… fell off… But I tried my best! Anyhow. Happy Birthday. As no-one else here is near me, it looks like I’ll have to eat it myself… I could send you a bit through the post, Andrew… :)
> It’s in the shape of a DVD What about the bloody hole in the middle? Happy birthday Andrew. Hope you enjoy the dubious-looking cake.
> I intended it to be better, I just didn’t have the materials… It’s based on the Series I and II DVDs. Next year, we’ll have a bigger budget, and we’ll work from the feedback given to us. Next year’s cake will be the best yet, until the year after that…
And it’ll come with a recipe, a video diary of it being made, and shots of the cake cut to ‘The Locomotion’.
Next year’s cake will also be in full colour, with a picture of Lister on the top… I’ve just ROFLMAO’d at both of you.
*blushes* Aw, thanks guys. >It’s based on the Series I and II DVDs. Next year, we’ll have a bigger budget, and we’ll work from the feedback given to us. Next year’s cake will be the best yet, until the year after that… LOL!
>>What about the bloody hole in the middle? >Ewwwww And incidentally, “bloody” should be read as a curse word there, not an adjective.
