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  • #4330
    Jonathan Capps
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    http://www.bigissuescotland.com/features/view/126

    The first comedy I ever really, really loved was Red Dwarf, which I know makes me a geek.
    I know there were some really awful jokes but from the middle of it to the end of series six the character development was wonderful.

    Yeah, the character development in the first few series was utter shit.

    #102474
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    That interview is terrible. Who writes the Big Issue anyway?

    #102477
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “Where do you get your ideas?” and not a hint of irony.

    #102482
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    The Big Issue: it’s a bit like Bunty, but written by tramps.

    #102492
    si
    Participant

    Thank you, Danny love.

    #102511

    I bought this. I thought she looked hot. Then I read the interview and became disgusted. Disgusting beauty.

    #102519

    Who is Danielle Ward?

    #102528
    Jo
    Participant

    Exactly!

    #102539
    redhead85
    Participant

    Accrington Stanley!

    #102544
    si
    Participant

    “Nah, gerroff!!”

    #102552
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    “gimme some!”. On a related note, i’m currently working in Accrington for a while.

    #102573
    John Hoare
    Participant

    Whilst “searching” for pictures of Danielle Ward, I CAME ACROSS this:

    http://www.drivingschoolsloughborough.com/image_library/library/10806/orig_Danielle_Ward_16209.jpg

    Not her – but look at the top right. I wouldn’t want to be driving around Loughborough if he’s teaching people how to drive…

    #102574

    Is that what you have to do when you fail, but need to drop-off the money for the forged certificate?

    #102579
    si
    Participant

    >I wouldn?t want to be driving around Loughborough if he?s teaching people how to drive?

    “Work hard, Drive hard…”

    #102652
    J_Spaced
    Participant

    I am in the category of Big Issue buyer that buys it out of guilt, never reads it, then lines the rabbit’s cage with it. Hence these sort of pointless interviews are absolutely perfect for my particular wedge of the Big Issue market.

    #103322
    si
    Participant

    My copy of the new SFX has popped through my letterbox this morning. In the ‘My Sci-Fi’ column is Reggie Yates – who owns “every Red Dwarf episode ever.”

    #103326
    hummingbird
    Participant

    Erm … like most people who post on this site, you mean?

    #103331
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Reggie Yates – who owns ?every Red Dwarf episode ever.?

    Wow, he must be a true fan. What an achievement. I want to be him so badly it hurts.

    Unless the lad is like 6 or something. In which case… “aw bless.”

    #103332

    I bet he doesn’t have BtE on Blu-ray.

    #103417
    Carlito
    Participant

    He should change his name to Reg Warf.

    #103469
    si
    Participant

    Maybe he owns the rights to every Red Dwarf episode ever. Imagine that. Buying the rights to the show that you adore.

    #103482
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    If you’re thinking of relaunching Hyperdrive forget it right now. I know where you live. Remember?

    #103516
    si
    Participant

    How about Hyperdwarf?

    #103522
    Jo
    Participant

    How about… No?

    #103526
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > How about Hyperdwarf?

    Worryingly this made me think of one of my ex girlfriends. (Ian, not that one).

    #103538
    hummingbird
    Participant

    Ian was one of your ex-girlfriends?
    That’s disturbing on several levels.

    #103551
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    He was young. I needed the money.

    #103559
    Carlito
    Participant

    #105926
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Decided to try out some new podcasts, and so this morning was listening to the Dave Gorman one from Absolute Radio (and wow, Adam & Joe make a show where you sit around chatting nonsense and taking listener comments seem so easy that you forget how difficult it is for other people to make it funny), and the aforementioned disgusting geeky Dwarf fan Danielle Ward is one of his co-hosts. In the podcast-only segment at the beginning, they talk about a guard on a train who once ran an impromptu quiz over the tannoy. Ward said that she’d be rubbish at doing that, her only specialist subject is Red Dwarf and so all the questions would have to be about that.

    Dave: “Well, if you wanted to bring men rushing to the buffet car, that’d probably be a good subject. I can’t imagine too many women would get answers right on a Red Dwarf quiz.”

    Yes Dave. No women at all are Red Dwarf fans. I mean, if you were to take a sample of all the women IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU AT THE TIME YOU SAID THAT, you’d only find that 100% of them were fans of the show…

    Later in the show Danielle admitted to being terrified by Ghostwatch. And according to Wikipedia she plays the bass guitar. I think I love her.

    #105927
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I know the other fella on that podcast. I gave him his big break, playing accordion on a rubbish student TV show.

    #105928
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Actually, I’m being unfair, it’s not a dreadful show (despite Gorman’s Dwarf-fan-bashing). It’s just that any podcast without Boggins in it barely seems worth listening to…

    #105929
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Unless it has a long discussion about ‘Cumkins’.

    #105930
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    This is true.

    (listened to my first AIOTM this morning as well, as it happens. Anyone up for going to one of those at some point? I’m amused that it’s basically TWTTIN with different subject matter.)

    #105931
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Well, ‘amused’ is one word, but I was pretty annoyed when Christian Riley turned up, because he’s shit. That said I’ve grown to love Dan Tetsell and I think he’s a genuinely excellent comedy partner for Richard.

    I’d like to go along, but it would mean a late school night. How about we aim for the final recording, as Herring productions almost always have spectacular final shows.

    #105932
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    (listened to my first AIOTM

    AIOTM!

    this morning as well, as it happens. Anyone up for going to one of those at some point? I?m amused that it?s basically TWTTIN

    TWTTIN!

    with different subject matter.)

    #105937
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    > I know the other fella on that podcast. I gave him his big break, playing accordion on a rubbish student TV show

    Monkey Tennis?

    #106254
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Dave this week: “On last week’s show I suggested maybe having a section of correspondence for people who’ve only listened to the podcast and didn’t catch the live show, and then putting it in this podcast-only section”.

    Retro Text The Nation, then.

    #106256
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > Dave this week: ?On last week?s show I suggested maybe having a section of correspondence for people who?ve only listened to the podcast and didn?t catch the live show, and then putting it in this podcast-only section?.

    > Retro Text The Nation, then.

    That’s a shit jingle, it doesn’t even rhyme.

    #106258
    JamesTC
    Participant

    They don’t even use the word “trash”, hell not even “bin”. Boggins is not amused.

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