Just leaving this here…

[Ian Symes]

http://iainleeforum.darkbb.com/

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[Mr Flibble]

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Practice what you preach Iain…
(ie Lee not Symes)

[hummingbird]

You could always register as seven people on the Iain Lee Forum, parody Iain Lee and he’d have no idea that you weren’t a true fan. Then at any moment you can suddenly pull the plug and leave him with about five people on his forum who truly care about Iain Lee!
Fun huh? Think of his silly fat face and you?ll know it?s the right thing to do!

Of course, I can’t claim credit for the idea ….

[Alex]

My god, its just a hive of activity…

[Danny Stephenson]

“I think he is one of the most underated comedian/presenters going!”

Yes, he truly is a gem to behold.

[pfm]

I want to build a time travelling gymnasium so I can go back in time to impregnate his mother, all so I can say “that’s my son!” and choke up with pride whenever I see him doing the foreign Big Brother segment on BBLB. Then I would hold him in a cellar in Austria for a couple of decades, let him out then get in my Apache helicopter and blow him to bits.

[Carlito]

We’ve all got a dream.

[Ben Paddon]

My favorite one is that I’m in a garden.

[JamesTC]

My favourite is about me, three girls and a family-sized tub of banana yoghurt!

[Ben Paddon]

Are you in a garden?

[JamesTC]

A sexy garden!

[Ben Paddon]

That is the best sort of garden there is.

[Seb Patrick]

It’s funny because “garden” is a euphemism for vagina!

[JamesTC]

Is vagina a euphemism for garden though? You know like “I am going to mow the garden” or “I am going to plant a tree in the garden” or “That garden is full of weeds”.

[Jonathan Capps]

“I am going to have sex with that vagina”

[Ben Paddon]

Gardener’s World.

[Dave]

In an English cunt ree garden.

[pfm]

‘Cunt tree’ more like. Rusting away like the taps on Ma’s big bath, big brown bleach-burning bath…I want me taps to work…I want me man to work…I want work for me man but there in’t none! Not ‘ere in t’Noaarrth!

Who made us this way, who???

[Andrew]

Cartwright. Russel. Fuckin’ Godber.

[Danny Stephenson]

THEY CAN’T WRITE!!

[pfm]

Didn’t they have to apologise to a family member of one of those? Or maybe I’m just thinking of Mark Gatiss giving ?1,000 to a relative of Scott of the Antartic because they were offended by the Scott sketch when they saw it live!

[si]

The LOG’s ‘John FUCKING Godber’ gag is a running joke for me and all my ‘former Drama students’ friends. It’s all too true.

[pfm]

There’s so much drama bitterness in all the Legz Akimbo stuff it’s hilarious.

‘We will actually be losing Phil at the end of the month! He’s been plucked for stardom, he’s now gonna be a “proper actor” off to do tele, radio and all sorts of exciting things!’ ‘You’ll be able to say ooh I remember him from school, he was in that Legz A-whatsit theatre company, I liked him in that, the writing was really good, but he’s out of his depth in this, he’s rubbish in this, turn it off Mum I don’t want to watch it!’

[Dave]

What about AIDs?

[Ben Paddon]

Everyone has AIDs.

[Dave]

Hearing Aidssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Carlito]

Good AIDS or bad AIDS?

[Ben Paddon]

It’s not finished.

[Alex]

…It’s finished

[NoFro]

Let’s not get all bogged down in AIDS.

[Ben Paddon]

The Pope has AIDS and so do you.

[Plastic Percy]

Wow, AIDS, that’s pretty retro.

[Jonathan Capps]

Why does everyone always have to shout when they say aids?

[pfm]

Weak, so weak.

[Jonathan Capps]

> Weak, so weak.

That’s probably because you have AIDS.

[redhead85]

Boom boom!

[Author]

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