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  • #2990
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    A Red Dwarf fan had sex the other day.

    Shocking, I know.

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  • #93066

    I call bullshit.

    #93068
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    It was John – that’s how the G&T server got broken.

    #93069
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I feel a dildonics joke coming on…

    #93071
    si
    Participant

    It wasn’t me, I know that much.

    #93072
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    How many remote Orgazmatrons does it take to change a light bulb?

    #93074
    Mr-Stabby
    Participant

    But what if there’s a systems crash or a power surge!??! eh eh eh ???

    #93075
    si
    Participant

    It’ll rip your dick off and fax it to Canada, yada yada yada.

    Fax? And this from an ‘enlightened 23rd Century guy’?

    #93076
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Er, Si, you do know that Craig’s not ACTUALLY from the future, right?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiction

    #93077
    si
    Participant

    Ah, right. Got it.

    #93078
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Jolly good. If you’d like to enrol on my bestselling course “The Universe : Some Information To Help You Live In It”, let me know and I’ll send you a leaflet.

    #93079
    si
    Participant

    No thanks. I’m only halfway through ‘Walking: It’s just controlled falling, really’.

    #93086
    Al
    Participant

    Read that as “Wanking”.

    Couldnt understand why youd be on a course for such an activity, seeing as you frequent G&T!

    #93087
    hummingbird
    Participant

    >A Red Dwarf fan had sex the other day.
    Shocking, I know.

    I *am* shocked.
    I thought we were all fat virgins.
    http://www.ganymede.tv/forum/2008/03/iain-lee-is-a-fucking-cunt#comment-131886

    #93091
    Mr-Stabby
    Participant

    >Fax? And this from an ?enlightened 23rd Century guy??

    Who lived in 2077!

    God i need to get out more… Iain Lee was right…

    #93092
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Iain Lee is never right, unless it’s as the answer to the question “who is the least successful member of The 11 O’Clock Show cast?”.

    #93114
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Did I hear right that you were also in hospital recently?

    #93115
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Si was in hospital?

    #93118
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Whaaa…?

    #93124
    si
    Participant

    Yeah, I wanted to keep that quiet.

    #93105
    si
    Participant

    Yeah, I wanted to keep that quiet.

    #93192
    James
    Participant

    Well Mr. Echo heard it.

    #93199
    James
    Participant

    Anyhow! How did Pete know a fan had sex? Was he the fan? Was he watching the fan while in the throws of 5 minute passion?

    #93202
    ChrisM
    Participant

    >A Red Dwarf fan had sex the other day.

    Did it hurt? Those blades look painful.

    BA-DOOM, TSSH!

    #93211
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Let me get this straight, the fan that appeared in the final scene of ‘Cassandra’ had sex?

    #93230
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    Well Mr. Echo heard it.

    #93236
    hummingbird
    Participant

    That’s “Eko”: E-K-O

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