Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Technology Search for: This topic has 45 replies, 20 voices, and was last updated 7 years, 9 months ago by bloodteller. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic July 19, 2018 at 8:26 pm #234730 bloodtellerParticipant If you could pick one piece of technology from Red Dwarf to exist in real life, what would it be and why would you pick that particular item? What would you use it for? Creator Topic Viewing 45 replies - 1 through 45 (of 45 total) Author Replies July 19, 2018 at 8:30 pm #234731 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Tension sheet. Relieving tension. July 19, 2018 at 8:47 pm #234732 DaveParticipant The light switch. I would use it for turning the lights on and off. July 19, 2018 at 9:06 pm #234739 Plastic PercyParticipant Videos. I’m always losing my DVDs. July 19, 2018 at 10:23 pm #234740 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Pot Noodle. Noodle in a pot. July 19, 2018 at 10:39 pm #234741 Taiwan TonyParticipant Talkie toaster. For toasting bread. July 20, 2018 at 2:29 am #234742 GlenTokyoParticipant AR (VR really) machine. I’ve got VR stuff now but it’d be nice to have that little Dance Dance Revolution platform thing that allows you to move around massive world’s without walking into a wall or punching a cabinet. Dream recorder would be pretty nice to have too. July 20, 2018 at 2:40 am #234743 WarbodogParticipant Inflatable Ingrid. July 20, 2018 at 7:46 am #234745 Flap JackParticipant Intergalactic space travel. July 20, 2018 at 8:41 am #234747 DaveParticipant A voice-activated shared toilet right next to where you eat and sleep. July 20, 2018 at 8:45 am #234749 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Bunk-beds. July 20, 2018 at 9:54 am #234752 DaveParticipant An inflatable banana. July 20, 2018 at 11:17 am #234755 Taiwan TonyParticipant A bike that you can ride for exercising BUT IT DOESN’T GO ANYWHERE???!!!!? July 20, 2018 at 11:47 am #234758 DaveParticipant A speaking slide rule. July 20, 2018 at 4:41 pm #234765 bloodtellerParticipant >Talkie toaster. For toasting bread. he can also sing “Fly Me To The Moon” which is useful too July 20, 2018 at 7:06 pm #234767 clemParticipant A little box that goes fzztt. July 20, 2018 at 8:48 pm #234770 Ben SaundersParticipant A megabyte modem July 20, 2018 at 10:31 pm #234771 clemParticipant A smeg hammer. To loosen my underpants. July 20, 2018 at 10:31 pm #234772 clemParticipant Snacky. Snacking. July 21, 2018 at 2:02 am #234778 RidleyParticipant Blue Midget. Dancing. July 21, 2018 at 6:33 am #234779 flanl3Participant Shoes. July 21, 2018 at 7:03 am #234780 DaveParticipant A groinal attachment. For whipping up a Spanish omelette. July 21, 2018 at 8:24 am #234783 UnrumbleParticipant A Brush-O-Matic, for doing me lapels July 21, 2018 at 9:11 am #234784 Dollar PoundParticipant bag. for the carryingneth of objects July 21, 2018 at 11:37 am #234789 International DebrisParticipant Whatever Lister’s geography teacher was using. July 21, 2018 at 12:42 pm #234790 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant A walrus polishing kit. July 21, 2018 at 2:35 pm #234793 Ben SaundersParticipant An orange inflatable beach ball and a small bucket and spade. July 21, 2018 at 9:22 pm #234794 Bargain Bin HollyBlocked An invisible vibrator July 21, 2018 at 9:40 pm #234797 International DebrisParticipant Asclepius July 21, 2018 at 11:38 pm #234799 DaveParticipant Taiwan tony July 21, 2018 at 11:55 pm #234801 flanl3Participant That machine from Timewave that makes people gay. July 22, 2018 at 7:22 am #234816 Ben PaddonParticipant The Ganymede & Titan Forums. July 22, 2018 at 7:29 am #234817 Dollar PoundParticipant i will have the garbage compactor because they don’t need it because they’re in space July 22, 2018 at 8:36 am #234818 WarbodogParticipant Massive dinosaur-sized feeding bowl with ‘DINO’ written on it. You never know when that might come in handy. July 22, 2018 at 1:17 pm #234838 International DebrisParticipant The twisted tape of Tess of the D’Urbevilles that sounds really good. July 22, 2018 at 4:51 pm #234846 HamishParticipant Levi jeans! July 22, 2018 at 5:03 pm #234847 RidleyParticipant Hermann Goering. Dancing. July 23, 2018 at 5:24 am #234863 flanl3Participant A Risk campaign diary. July 24, 2018 at 2:37 am #234908 HamishParticipant Robot goldfish. July 24, 2018 at 5:02 am #234916 flanl3Participant An iguana. July 24, 2018 at 5:14 am #234917 HamishParticipant Norwegian ski boots. July 24, 2018 at 11:18 am #234934 clemParticipant Stan Laurel waxdroid. To go with my Oliver Hardy waxdroid. July 24, 2018 at 1:58 pm #234945 Stephen AbootmanParticipant A computer with an IQ of 3000. Moon impressions. July 24, 2018 at 2:41 pm #234946 clemParticipant Item of tableware made out of an old helmet. For covering and unveiling food. July 27, 2018 at 10:56 pm #235115 Plastic PercyParticipant Of all Red Dwarf’s scifi predictions – matter paddles, timeslides, stasis booths etc. – it’s quite nice to know that the only one that’s come to fruition is robot goldfish. https://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_1279480.html?wid=1433363¤cy=GBP&vip=14752313&gclid=CjwKCAjwhevaBRApEiwA7aT53zGdB2CY9XsZSZ0b_GQJyvZBR3iUBfZjzh7KjBh8Zj9CvrwbC9Zp7hoCK3YQAvD_BwE July 28, 2018 at 12:14 am #235120 bloodtellerParticipant I feel slightly ashamed for being impressed by those Author Replies Viewing 45 replies - 1 through 45 (of 45 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In