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  • #234730
    bloodteller
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    If you could pick one piece of technology from Red Dwarf to exist in real life, what would it be and why would you pick that particular item? What would you use it for?

    #234731
    Pete Part Three
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    Tension sheet. Relieving tension.

    #234732
    Dave
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    The light switch.

    I would use it for turning the lights on and off.

    #234739
    Plastic Percy
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    Videos. I’m always losing my DVDs.

    #234740
    Pete Part Three
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    Pot Noodle. Noodle in a pot.

    #234741
    Taiwan Tony
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    Talkie toaster. For toasting bread.

    #234742
    GlenTokyo
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    AR (VR really) machine.

    I’ve got VR stuff now but it’d be nice to have that little Dance Dance Revolution platform thing that allows you to move around massive world’s without walking into a wall or punching a cabinet.

    Dream recorder would be pretty nice to have too.

    #234743
    Warbodog
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    Inflatable Ingrid.

    #234745
    Flap Jack
    Participant

    Intergalactic space travel.

    #234747
    Dave
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    A voice-activated shared toilet right next to where you eat and sleep.

    #234749
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Bunk-beds.

    #234752
    Dave
    Participant

    An inflatable banana.

    #234755
    Taiwan Tony
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    A bike that you can ride for exercising BUT IT DOESN’T GO ANYWHERE???!!!!?

    #234758
    Dave
    Participant

    A speaking slide rule.

    #234765
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    >Talkie toaster. For toasting bread.

    he can also sing “Fly Me To The Moon” which is useful too

    #234767
    clem
    Participant

    A little box that goes fzztt.

    #234770
    Ben Saunders
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    A megabyte modem

    #234771
    clem
    Participant

    A smeg hammer. To loosen my underpants.

    #234772
    clem
    Participant

    Snacky. Snacking.

    #234778
    Ridley
    Participant

    Blue Midget. Dancing.

    #234779
    flanl3
    Participant

    Shoes.

    #234780
    Dave
    Participant

    A groinal attachment. For whipping up a Spanish omelette.

    #234783
    Unrumble
    Participant

    A Brush-O-Matic, for doing me lapels

    #234784
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    bag. for the carryingneth of objects

    #234789

    Whatever Lister’s geography teacher was using.

    #234790

    A walrus polishing kit.

    #234793
    Ben Saunders
    Participant

    An orange inflatable beach ball and a small bucket and spade.

    #234794

    An invisible vibrator

    #234797

    Asclepius

    #234799
    Dave
    Participant

    Taiwan tony

    #234801
    flanl3
    Participant

    That machine from Timewave that makes people gay.

    #234816
    Ben Paddon
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    The Ganymede & Titan Forums.

    #234817
    Dollar Pound
    Participant

    i will have the garbage compactor because they don’t need it because they’re in space

    #234818
    Warbodog
    Participant

    Massive dinosaur-sized feeding bowl with ‘DINO’ written on it. You never know when that might come in handy.

    #234838

    The twisted tape of Tess of the D’Urbevilles that sounds really good.

    #234846
    Hamish
    Participant

    Levi jeans!

    #234847
    Ridley
    Participant

    Hermann Goering. Dancing.

    #234863
    flanl3
    Participant

    A Risk campaign diary.

    #234908
    Hamish
    Participant

    Robot goldfish.

    #234916
    flanl3
    Participant

    An iguana.

    #234917
    Hamish
    Participant

    Norwegian ski boots.

    #234934
    clem
    Participant

    Stan Laurel waxdroid. To go with my Oliver Hardy waxdroid.

    #234945
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    A computer with an IQ of 3000.
    Moon impressions.

    #234946
    clem
    Participant

    Item of tableware made out of an old helmet. For covering and unveiling food.

    #235115
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    Of all Red Dwarf’s scifi predictions – matter paddles, timeslides, stasis booths etc. – it’s quite nice to know that the only one that’s come to fruition is robot goldfish.

    https://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_1279480.html?wid=1433363&currency=GBP&vip=14752313&gclid=CjwKCAjwhevaBRApEiwA7aT53zGdB2CY9XsZSZ0b_GQJyvZBR3iUBfZjzh7KjBh8Zj9CvrwbC9Zp7hoCK3YQAvD_BwE

    #235120
    bloodteller
    Blocked

    I feel slightly ashamed for being impressed by those

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