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    bloodteller

    If you could pick one piece of technology from Red Dwarf to exist in real life, what would it be and why would you pick that particular item? What would you use it for?

    #234731

    Pete Part Three

    Tension sheet. Relieving tension.

    #234732

    Dave

    The light switch.

    I would use it for turning the lights on and off.

    #234739

    Plastic Percy

    Videos. I’m always losing my DVDs.

    #234740

    Pete Part Three

    Pot Noodle. Noodle in a pot.

    #234741

    Taiwan Tony

    Talkie toaster. For toasting bread.

    #234742

    GlenTokyo

    AR (VR really) machine.

    I’ve got VR stuff now but it’d be nice to have that little Dance Dance Revolution platform thing that allows you to move around massive world’s without walking into a wall or punching a cabinet.

    Dream recorder would be pretty nice to have too.

    #234743

    Warbofrog

    Inflatable Ingrid.

    #234745

    Flap Jack

    Intergalactic space travel.

    #234747

    Dave

    A voice-activated shared toilet right next to where you eat and sleep.

    #234749

    Pete Part Three

    Bunk-beds.

    #234752

    Dave

    An inflatable banana.

    #234755

    Taiwan Tony

    A bike that you can ride for exercising BUT IT DOESN’T GO ANYWHERE???!!!!?

    #234758

    Dave

    A speaking slide rule.

    #234765

    bloodteller

    >Talkie toaster. For toasting bread.

    he can also sing “Fly Me To The Moon” which is useful too

    #234767

    clem

    A little box that goes fzztt.

    #234770

    Ben Saunders

    A megabyte modem

    #234771

    clem

    A smeg hammer. To loosen my underpants.

    #234772

    clem

    Snacky. Snacking.

    #234778

    Ridley

    Blue Midget. Dancing.

    #234779

    flanl3

    Shoes.

    #234780

    Dave

    A groinal attachment. For whipping up a Spanish omelette.

    #234783

    Unrumble

    A Brush-O-Matic, for doing me lapels

    #234784

    Dollar Pound

    bag. for the carryingneth of objects

    #234789

    International Debris

    Whatever Lister’s geography teacher was using.

    #234790

    quinn_drummer

    A walrus polishing kit.

    #234793

    Ben Saunders

    An orange inflatable beach ball and a small bucket and spade.

    #234794

    Bargain Bin Holly

    An invisible vibrator

    #234797

    International Debris

    Asclepius

    #234799

    Dave

    Taiwan tony

    #234801

    flanl3

    That machine from Timewave that makes people gay.

    #234816

    Ben Paddon

    The Ganymede & Titan Forums.

    #234817

    Dollar Pound

    i will have the garbage compactor because they don’t need it because they’re in space

    #234818

    Warbofrog

    Massive dinosaur-sized feeding bowl with ‘DINO’ written on it. You never know when that might come in handy.

    #234838

    International Debris

    The twisted tape of Tess of the D’Urbevilles that sounds really good.

    #234846

    Hamish

    Levi jeans!

    #234847

    Ridley

    Hermann Goering. Dancing.

    #234863

    flanl3

    A Risk campaign diary.

    #234908

    Hamish

    Robot goldfish.

    #234916

    flanl3

    An iguana.

    #234917

    Hamish

    Norwegian ski boots.

    #234934

    clem

    Stan Laurel waxdroid. To go with my Oliver Hardy waxdroid.

    #234945

    Stephen Abootman

    A computer with an IQ of 3000.
    Moon impressions.

    #234946

    clem

    Item of tableware made out of an old helmet. For covering and unveiling food.

    #235115

    Plastic Percy

    Of all Red Dwarf’s scifi predictions – matter paddles, timeslides, stasis booths etc. – it’s quite nice to know that the only one that’s come to fruition is robot goldfish.

    https://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_1279480.html?wid=1433363&currency=GBP&vip=14752313&gclid=CjwKCAjwhevaBRApEiwA7aT53zGdB2CY9XsZSZ0b_GQJyvZBR3iUBfZjzh7KjBh8Zj9CvrwbC9Zp7hoCK3YQAvD_BwE

    #235120

    bloodteller

    I feel slightly ashamed for being impressed by those

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