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  • February 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm #2853
    Tarka Dal
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    That is all.

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  • February 12, 2009 at 6:30 pm #91265
    si
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    Have you spoken to him?

    February 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm #91269
    hummingbird
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    Is this a variation on the ‘man walks into a bar’ gag?
    *waits for punchline*

    February 12, 2009 at 7:43 pm #91271
    Tonguetied
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    What a shame did he get lost? Be a gentleman and direct him in the right direction.

    February 12, 2009 at 8:24 pm #91276
    Ridley
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE-WbSzY1_o

    February 12, 2009 at 9:01 pm #91279
    Ian Symes
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    Why mention that he or she was foreign? RACIST.

    February 12, 2009 at 11:34 pm #91288
    Tarka Dal
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    Because she was foreign, gorgeous and a student. I was being descriptive. It also caused me to entirely forget what I was actually going to start a new thread about.

    February 12, 2009 at 11:57 pm #91292
    pfm
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    If you had had the opportunity to fuck her right there and then in the office would you have done? With her consent, of course…

    When I was at uni I used to love going to the library for pretty much the sole reason of checking out all the hot ‘foreign’ girls studying at the PCs. Chatting up (or at least, attempting to chat up, this is me we’re talking about) ‘foreign’ girls is also way easier because a) if you say anything stupid, chances are they won’t get it, b) you have something easy to talk to her about, where she’s from, and it’s fairly straightforward to pretend to be interested in that, c) even if she’s got a boyfriend, chances are he’s not even in this fucking country, so technically she’s fair game.

    This post makes me seem like an utter bastard.

    February 13, 2009 at 12:10 am #91296
    Phil
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    >With her consent, of course?

    Oh, THAT.

    February 13, 2009 at 12:16 am #91298
    pfm
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    > Oh, THAT.

    As you know, I don’t condone force.

    February 13, 2009 at 12:35 am #91300
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I didn’t force her.

    February 13, 2009 at 1:29 am #91309
    Carlito
    Participant

    How do you get three women to sleep with you?

    Foursome.

    February 13, 2009 at 9:05 am #91327
    Tarka Dal
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    Yes. It was a stupid post, but by god she was stunning.

    My office is an odd shape. Six people at desks and a door in the far corner which is completely enclosed by a wooden counter. My desk sits directly facing the door and the L-shaped counter. So when she walked and turned 90 degrees to face the person at the desk nearest the door I looked up and simply saw a pair of jeans breaking several physical laws.

    February 13, 2009 at 9:48 am #91328
    Pete Part Three
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    I wanted names, I want places, I want dates.

    And photos.

    February 13, 2009 at 10:36 am #91332
    Tarka Dal
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    I wanted her to be a placement student (as I’m acting placements officer), sadly we don’t all get what we want.

    February 13, 2009 at 12:45 pm #91341
    si
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    How do you get three women to sleep with you?

    Foursome.

    *applauds*

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