What if Red Dwarf Series 10 and 11 were remastered?

[flanl3]

GNP were not commissioned to remaster Red Dwarf Series 10 and 11 in 1999, given that neither series had been produced or even thought of much at the time. If they were to go ahead with the project for some reason anyway, what do you think Red Dwarf Series 10 and 11 would be like if they were to be remastered?

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[Moonlight]

Lens flares over the skutter’s turn signal.

[Phobos And Deimos]

What an absolute man-shamer.

[Dave]

‘Officer Rimmer’ now ends with a freeze-frame on Lister firing the bazookoid, and some explanatory text that indicates that there was actually a second Rimmer-monster, but it died of old age after it went off to hide in Lister’s pants drawer and was undiscovered for decades.

[Phobos And Deimos]

Still a better ending.

[peas_and_corn]

Norman Lovett inserts

[Phobos And Deimos]

Inserts what.

[Moonlight]

Throughout Officer Rimmer, Rimmer is given distracting white flashes and glitchy sound effects that drown out his dialogue to indicate his growing ego.

[Phobos And Deimos]

I wonder if Chris Veale would be up for doing new model shots utilising the same save disabled demo of Cinema 4D he hurriedly learnt in preparation for working on Series VII that came with the February 1996 CD edition of PC Pro.

[cwickham]

Give & Take now has an epilogue which explains that the kidneys in Asclepius’ jar were actually retrieved from Lister’s sock drawer.

[Phobos And Deimos]

Can we remaster Chris Barrie’s whacky performance?

[Ben Paddon]

I propose we remaster Ganymede & Titan and cut out all of these duff threads. Might be a bit of a watershed moment where savage cuts made for a remaster is considered a massive improvement over the original.

[Phobos And Deimos]

Only if John Hoare is dubbed into Japanese.

Oh, the filth these ears have heard (in Japanese).

[cwickham]

High & Low now has an epilogue which explains that Ian Symes died in Lister’s clean underpants drawer.

[Author]

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