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  • #2820
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    (NOTE: The following post is written by Fan Club Cappsy. G&T Cappsy will join you in other threads.)

    Ok, this is the final boarding call for you all to submit magazine content to appear in Issue #1 of the all new Fan Club magazine (the name of which will be announced in good time)! It’s all coming together nicely but there’s still a chance for YOU to get something included. You’ll go down in history! Maybe.

    First and foremost, we need letters. They can be as long or short as you like. They can be a statement of opinion, a question posed to the team (which we will try to answer!) or just anything that’s on your mind, Dwarf-Wise. Surely you all have plenty to say at the moment? Well, we want to hear every blessed word of it (within reason.)

    The usual invitation to send in reviews, articles, fan-fic, pictures or anything else still stands as always so if you have something a bit more substantial then don’t be shy to submit that, too

    Your options, as usual, are two-fold:
    * Email submissions@reddwarffanclub.com
    * Submit via our form on the Fan Club submissions page (2 meg file limit)

    Thank you!
    The Fan Club Team via Cappsy

    #90510
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    > the name of which will be announced in good time

    C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

    #90511
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    WE HAVE A LEAK.

    #90516
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    There is a temptation to sit down and write some of the Red Dwarf stories I mapped out a couple of years ago when I was building an honest-to-goodness pitch, which I’d intended to present to GNP, for a series of novels to be set in the television continuity and taking place during perceived gaps in the show’s run (think of the old, good Doctor Who novels).

    That said, time working on non-paying fan-fiction is a) time that could be better spent on paid writing gigs and/or increasing the size of my writing portfolio (using natural herbal remedies, natch), and b) time spent writing fan-fiction.

    #90518
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Well you could always just write a short letter!

    #90520
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    …’Sup?

    Warmest regards,
    Ben Paddon”

    #90524
    cliff
    Participant

    ‘Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine’

    I am writing to inform you that your father is dad….

    #90526
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    WRITE PROPER LETTERS LEST I DESTROY YOU.

    #90530
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Was it Ian Capps or Jonathan Symes who wrote that brilliant letter a couple of issues back?

    #90537
    Phil
    Participant

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    I am a raging homo. Just thought you’d like to know.

    Your pal,
    Ian Symes

    #90541
    thomasaevans
    Participant

    Good timing, I just re-joined the fan club.

    #90544
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Have you joined the TORDFC fan club forums yet? Well have you!?

    #90545
    Zombie Jim Undead
    Participant

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    What is actually wrong with Norman Lovett?

    Best wishes,

    A concerned friend.

    #90546
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    I thought it had been titled now?

    #90547
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Dear Red Dwarf Fanzine to be named later,

    Are tickets available yet?

    Hugs + Kisses,

    Your Mum

    PS. Those short skirts you wear make me really horny.

    #90549
    cliff
    Participant

    Dear Red Dwarf Fanzine to be named later,

    When does the film come out?.

    regards

    Doug Naylor.

    #90563
    Almighty_crj
    Participant

    Dear sir,

    I wish to complain about Red Dwarf’s constant attempts to dress Arnold Rimmer as a woman. Many of my friends are dead and only a few of them are transvestites.

    Yours sincerley,
    Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (Mrs)

    PS. I have never kissed Andrew Ellard.

    #90569
    cliff
    Participant

    Dear Red Dwarf Fanzine to be named later,

    Can the owner of the green smart car, licence number STARBUG 1 please move it from outside my house.

    Sincerely

    J.Duckworth.

    #90585
    Ridley
    Participant

    Do you like red? Do you like dwarfs? Red Dwarf Magazine.

    #90586
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Dear God,

    MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

    #90587
    hummingbird
    Participant

    > First and foremost, we need letters.

    Can I have a P please, Bob.

    #90589
    Jo
    Participant

    >I thought it had been titled now?

    Pls see…
    >the all new Fan Club magazine (the name of which will be announced in good time)

    #90596
    Phil
    Participant

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    We’re fucking done, professionally.

    Your hero,
    Batman

    #90600
    Ridley
    Participant

    Dear ‘Just The Smeg Smeg Smeg Smeg Smeg, Oh Look A Cat’,

    RedDwarfEatsCock.

    Yours,
    Iain Lee

    #90601
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    Why the hell is he called Silent Bob anyway?

    Randal.

    PS. I’m Dante and I’m the biggest idiot ever.

    #90607
    JamesTC
    Participant

    >Have you joined the TORDFC fan club forums yet? Well have you!?
    The Red Dwarf Fan Club has its own Fan Club, I wonder if the Red Dwarf Fan Club Fan Club like Red Dwarf.

    #90627
    Tarka Dal
    Participant

    Oh naff off.

    > the all new Fan Club magazine (the name of which will be announced in good time)

    I’ve seen it. It’s rubbish.

    #90644
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    Dear Red Dwarf Fan Club Magazine thing,

    I’m looking for Doug Naylor’s phone number, do you have it?

    I went through his bins and took out some phone bills, but he’d crossed out the bits with his number on it.

    Please give me the number. You can contact me in left-most cubicle in the ‘Gents’ section of the public toilets outside Kings Walk shopping centre in Gloucester.

    I’m waiting there now.

    Yours,

    Paul Muller.

    #90645
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I’ve got Bill Oddie’s if you’re interested.

    #90646
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    YES I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THAT.

    #90665
    Phil
    Participant

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    Arse! Feck!
    Drink! Girrrls!

    Yours in Christ,
    Joseph Ratzinger (Pope)

    #90724
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Some suggested taglines for the new magazine:

    • “It’s Red! It’s Dwarf! It’s Red and Dwarf! It’s Red Dwarf!”
    • “First there was a fan-club magazine. Now there is another one of it.”
    • “Red Dwarf! It’s back! (back! Back!)”

    No, I have not been reading my back issues of Amiga Power.

    #90738
    Mr Flibble
    Participant

    How about Look Around You style:

    Thanks Red Dwarf. Rewarf.

    #90749
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Thrwarf, surely.

    #90752
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I thought it would be Thed Dwarf?

    #90763
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Thrwarf sounds funnier.

    #90766
    Dave
    Participant

    >Thrwarf sounds funnier

    You drank my Thrwarfeega?

    #90796
    TheLeen
    Participant

    Red Schwartz.

    #90797
    peas_and_corn
    Participant

    Dear red dwarf fan magazine,

    I apologise for sticking your pencil up your nose. Though it was the rubber end, and I heard that the doctor got it out quick smart.

    Yours,
    Ace

    #90935
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    We are considering three of these letters for the mag.

    #90937
    Phil
    Participant

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    You are Lisa Simpson.

    Sincerely,
    Mr. Bergstrom

    #90938
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    Why the hell is he called Silent Bob anyway?

    Randal.

    PS. I?m Dante and I?m the biggest idiot ever.

    Wow, you had to post something good eventually, I just wasn’t expecting it so soon.

    #90941
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Clerks fan I take it?

    #90944
    Ridley
    Participant

    Dear as-yet-untitled Red Dwarf fanzine,

    Me? The 13th Duke of Manchester. Here? With MY reputation?

    #90959
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Phil and Ridley made me do LOLs.

    #90970
    Dave
    Participant

    Dear Phil and Ridley made me do LOLs,

    I’m so glad you chose to name your (and potentially our) magazine after this post.

    Dave

    (Dave)

    P.S. Is there any truth to the rumour that you are using fan club funds to build an actual hall of fame to house the threads nominated for hall of fame status.

    P.P.S. Red Dwarf is coming back, but now Paddington eats Marmite.

    #90977
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    P.P.S. Please use this magic map and dog to assist you.

    #91247
    si
    Participant

    Dear Red Dwarf Smegazine: The Next Generation,

    I LIKE Hyperdrive. Leave me alone.

    Yours, Si.

    Seriously, I was working on a really good, ‘proper’ piece of artwork – then I went away and woke up in intensive care, and I’ve kind of got behind in my plans. Soon, though. Especially now I’ve got some photos that aren’t ten years old to work from.

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