Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock

[Moonlight]

Now that embedding images isn’t a herculean task requiring a master’s degree in computer science, I figured we ought to finally have one of these on a site where such esoteric bullshit would be welcome.

I’ll start, because that’s how this sort of thread always works. Keep up.

(My lookalike font is a bolded, mildly blurred Courier New, in case anyone wants to run with this template. The minor blur helps the added text look less conspicuously sharper than the original image.)

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[International Debris]

It’s really lovely to see David being a massive fanboy when he meets them!

[Dave]

Yeah that was lovely. And seeing them meet the Meep was fun.

[Ben Saunders]

Doccy Who stans, we are so back.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

SPOILER did feel like a bit of a copout as far as resolving the SPOILER arc goes though.
Edit: Just remembered some people might not have seen it yet so should probably not put that straight in there just for the time being.

[Dave]

did feel like a bit of a copout

It’s RTD, this stuff is priced in.

Overall I felt like the chemistry and tone was just so good that it papered over the cracks. Just a real joy to watch, and it looks great with the new higher budget.

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

(joke was funnier in my high on pain meds)

[si]

“Frobisher’s very cross.”

[International Debris]

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

– We need back-up, we need it now!

– Everything OK?

– What? Can’t you hear me?

– I’m sorry, Rippie, you’re very faint.

– The Aliens want to impregnate me and Newt!

– Marvellous! I’m sure they’ll be a valuable asset to your team! 

[Dave]

[Jonathan Capps]

– We need back-up, we need it now!

– Everything OK?

– What? Can’t you hear me?

– I’m sorry, Rippie, you’re very faint.

– The Aliens want to impregnate me and Newt!

– Marvellous! I’m sure they’ll be a valuable asset to your team! 

To be clear, we object to you posting weird stuff about kids. It’s too much of a pattern with you and it will get you banned eventually.

[Boy Was I Suckered… Into Using my Kidneys as a Full Stop]

We all know I have issues and, as an admin, you make considerable allowances, which i am grateful for

I have a developmental disability plus physical palsy from a stroke in infancy. I can process children’s and family shows easier. My carer Ella a couple of weeks ago had to explain to the retail worker why she was helping a grown man buy Where’s Wally and world map themed children’s jigsaws.

I post about kids because i watch those shows.

But then, why doesn’t anyone ask me to explain?

[Flap Jack]

I’m sure none of us object to you posting about children’s shows or child characters in fiction just generally, BWIS… IUmKaaFS. It’s just the tendency to go into random tangents involving sexualisation or violence against them that raises eyebrows.

[Warbodog]

A quarter of a century of pain almost justified with that fan edit, International Debris.

[International Debris]

A quarter of a century of pain almost justified with that fan edit, International Debris.

Ta! I thought it was about time someone tested to see if the comparisons bore scrutiny. 

[RainbowGazelle]

My carer Ella a couple of weeks ago had to explain to the retail worker why she was helping a grown man buy Where’s Wally

Where’s Wally is awesome. I still “read” the books, and I’m almost 30.

[Unrumble]

[Dave]

[RainbowGazelle]

Both fantastic

[Formica]

[RainbowGazelle]

[clem]

[Moonlight]

I forgot to share this earlier.

[Jonathan Capps]

Luckily nothing like that could ever happen today.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Just been rewatching recent HIGNFY episodes and this sprang to mind

[Flap Jack]

[Nick R]

[Dave]

[RunawayTrain]

Having just been accused of being part of the woke brigade on another forum (for pointing out as neutrally as possible that just because one member – who happens to be an old white man – doesn’t think something is offensive, means nothing as he is not the target of the thing being discussed) that last one made me really snorfle.

[Moonlight]

Remember, the pain your words can cause is nothing compared to the agony of not being allowed to say slurs.

[Stabbim the Skutter]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

It always bothered me that the Silverburg’s ocean moon and the Esperanto’s ocean moon are so close to one another and at no point is it ever called to attention despite the fact that they were making such a big deal only 4 episodes previously about being back in the same system from Back to Reality.

[Formica]

You’re saying Series VIII was a second despair squid illusion?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

You’re assuming they are in the same region of space. We don’t know how much time has passed by the time of Cassandra or how fast Red Dwarf has been travelling.

[Nick R]

You’re saying Series VIII was a second despair squid illusion?

It sure made me despair!

[International Debris]

You’re assuming they are in the same region of space. We don’t know how much time has passed by the time of Cassandra or how fast Red Dwarf has been travelling.

Where are they even going?

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Formica]

Quinn’s post wasn’t loading for me, so for a moment I thought the blank post was an intentional joke (going nowhere)

[Dave]

Red Dwarf: January 2024 Remaster

[Warbodog]

[Dave]

[Jenuall]

[Dave]

[Dave]

[Dave]

It’s a relatively limited meme format, I’ll give you that.

[Nick R]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

That memes comes off as if Lister thinks that’s song is shit. When it is actually a banger. 

[Jenuall]

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