Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › AIdea for an episode. Search for: This topic has 228 replies, 26 voices, and was last updated 2 weeks, 1 day ago by Technopeasant. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic June 19, 2022 at 5:36 am #274612 FormicaParticipant Generating some brand new fresh Red Dwarf episode ideas Using everybody’s other new favorite AI website, beta.openai.com/playground Post here if you can make it come up with anything good, I suppose. Creator Topic Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 228 total) 1 2 3 4 5 Author Replies June 19, 2022 at 9:09 am #274615 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Sound hilarious. Here; have some money. June 19, 2022 at 9:48 am #274616 Flap JackParticipant Sound hilarious. Here; have some money. How did you make this text invisible in dark mode, and why. June 19, 2022 at 10:12 am #274617 cwickhamParticipant The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby. That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist. June 19, 2022 at 10:27 am #274619 Flap JackParticipant The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby. That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist. How did you… oh, forget it. June 19, 2022 at 10:58 pm #274621 loadoftottnumbParticipant This website feels a bit dodge, wants too many personal details edit: The AI site, not G and T June 20, 2022 at 11:40 am #274630 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant June 20, 2022 at 11:57 am #274631 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant I’ve got to say, this AI really understands Lister’s motivations June 20, 2022 at 12:12 pm #274632 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant I think this might be more fun than Dall E Mini EDIT:I don’t think that’s a great image so here’s the text: Write an episode of Red Dwarf from Rob Grants buttski Red Dwarf: The Butt Of The jokes It’s another day on the mining ship Red Dwarf and the crew are once again up to their usual antics. The main focus of attention is on Rob Grant’s butt, which is the target of many jokes. The butt of the jokes might not be the most popular member of the crew, but he takes it all in good humour. He knows that he has a good sense of humour and is always the first to laugh at his own expense. But today, things are different. Rob Grant’s butt is feeling rather sore and it’s starting to affect his mood. He’s not laughing at the jokes anymore and he’s starting to get angry. The rest of the crew start to notice that something is wrong and they try to help him. But it’s not long before they realise that the only way to help Rob Grant’s butt is to give it some time to heal. So they leave him alone and hope that he’ll be back to his old self soon. But as the days go by, it becomes clear that something is seriously wrong with Rob Grant’s butt. The crew start to get worried and they decide to take him to see the ship’s medical officer. It’s there that they finally discover the truth. Rob Grant’s butt is infected with a rare and deadly disease. The only way to save him is to amputate his butt. The crew are devastated by the news, but they know that it’s the only way to save him. They all gather around him as the medical officer prepares to operate. And as they watch, Rob Grant’s butt is slowly but surely cut away from his body. It’s a sad day for the crew, but they know that it’s the only way to save their friend. June 20, 2022 at 4:11 pm #274634 siParticipant This website feels a bit dodge […] not G and T Although… June 20, 2022 at 7:55 pm #274635 Pete Part ThreeParticipant How did you make this text invisible in dark mode, and why. [Shrug] I pasted it from my comment in the Idea for an Episode thread*, so maybe it contains some kind of special powers. *Yes, I am that lazy. June 20, 2022 at 8:53 pm #274636 Flap JackParticipant Curious… so copying it from another page caused it to retain its formatting, even as it was put through the text editor again. Thanks for clarifying that. June 21, 2022 at 12:41 am #274639 FormicaParticipant June 21, 2022 at 8:43 am #274645 Flap JackParticipant “You know, this episode was actually broadcast out of order compared to when it was recorded.” – Me watching Krysis with a friend for the first time. June 21, 2022 at 10:23 am #274647 WarbodogParticipant June 21, 2022 at 11:09 am #274648 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant I asked it for an Identity Within script and I feel genuinely invested in what it came up with, but it wouldn’t generate any more. Top line in bold was my prompt. Red Dwarf Script: “IDENTITY WITHIN” INT. RED DWARF – CORRIDOR LISTER is walking down the corridor, looking at his reflection in a mirror. He is wearing a white shirt and black trousers. His hair is combed back and he has a beard. He looks like a different person. LISTER: (to himself) Who am I? He looks at himself in the mirror again and doesn’t recognise himself. He looks scared. LISTER: (to himself) What’s happening to me? Suddenly, he sees his reflection in the mirror change. His eyes change colour and his hair changes colour. His reflection is now him, but with different features. LISTER: (to himself) What the…? He reaches out to touch the mirror, but his hand goes right through it. He looks shocked. LISTER: (to himself) What’s going on? Suddenly, he hears a voice behind him. VOICE: Hello, Lister. Lister turns around and sees himself standing there. But this is a different version of himself. He is wearing a red shirt and black trousers. His hair is short and he has a beard. LISTER: Who are you? VERSION OF LISTER: I’m you, Lister. Or at least I was. LISTER: What do you mean? VERSION OF LISTER: I’m from an alternate universe. A universe where you made different choices. LISTER: What choices? VERSION OF LISTER: The choices that led you to where you are now. LISTER: And where’s that? VERSION OF LISTER: You’re about to find out. June 21, 2022 at 11:32 am #274649 DaveParticipant Ask it for a Red Dwarf/Sonic The Hedgehog crossover and we can all die happy. June 21, 2022 at 11:52 pm #274655 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant Ask it for a Red Dwarf/Sonic The Hedgehog crossover and we can all die happy. Here’s two: Red Dwarf/Sonic the Headgehog crossover script: The crew of the Red Dwarf find themselves transported to the world of Sonic the Hedgehog. They soon discover that they have the ability to run at super speed and must use their new found abilities to help Sonic and his friends save the world from the evil Dr. Robotnik. Lister: What the smeg is going on? Rimmer: I have no idea. Cat: Where are we? Lister: And why do I feel like I can run really fast? Sonic: You must be the newcomers. I’m Sonic the Hedgehog. Lister: Oh, thank god. We were starting to think we were in some kind of alternate universe or something. Sonic: That’s exactly what this is. You see, Dr. Robotnik has taken over this world and enslaved the population. We’ve been fighting him for years, but we can’t do it alone. We need all the help we can get. Lister: Well, you can count us in. We’re not going to let some maniac take over this world. Cat: Besides, I could use a good workout. Running at super speed sounds like just the thing. Sonic: Great. Come with me and I’ll fill you in on the plan. Rimmer: Hang on a second. What about our ship? We can’t just leave it here. Sonic: Don’t worry, we’ll send someone to pick it up. But right now, we need to focus on stopping Robotnik. ——– Red Dwarf/Sonic the Headgehog crossover script: Scene 1: Lister: Hey, Rimmer. I was just thinking, what if we were to cross over with the popular video game character, Sonic the Hedgehog? Rimmer: What are you talking about, Lister? Lister: Well, it could be really cool. We could have all sorts of wacky adventures together. Rimmer: I highly doubt that. Lister: Oh, come on. It would be great. Scene 2: Sonic: Hey, guys. Lister: Sonic! Sonic: Whoa. Is this some kind of alternate dimension or something? Lister: Nope. We’re just in a television show. Sonic: That’s cool. I’m Sonic the Hedgehog. Lister: I’m Dave Lister. This is Arnold Rimmer. Rimmer: Hello. Sonic: Hi. Lister: So, Sonic, what do you do? Sonic: I run really fast. Lister: That’s it? Sonic: Well, I also stop evil Dr. Robotnik from taking over the world. Lister: Oh, yeah. We have a guy like that too. He’s called the Cat. Sonic: The Cat? Lister: Yeah. He’s this evil, genetically-modified creature that is bent on destroying us all. Sonic: Well, I’m sure I could help you out with that. Lister: Thanks, Sonic. I knew we could count on you. June 22, 2022 at 2:44 am #274659 FormicaParticipant Deleted scene: June 22, 2022 at 7:28 am #274664 DaveParticipant I’m starting to think this is how Into The Gloop was written. June 22, 2022 at 9:28 am #274667 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant “The Long Sleep” synopsis reads like “White Hole 2”. June 22, 2022 at 10:11 am #274668 Flap JackParticipant Love it. The nonchalant return to Earth in episode 1, the episode which is just Lister repeatedly waking up, both zombies and vampires being involved, the fact that episode 5 actually somewhat plausibly leads into episode 6, and that it ends with half of the main characters dead. I’m also still chuckling about Lister repeatedly insisting that they have to “save” a bunch of people who live in a utopian society for no reason. “But sir, they live in a utopia. If we took them away, they would be unhappy.” / “No, we have to save them!”. Just that on loop for the full half hour please. June 22, 2022 at 11:13 am #274673 Jason aka Smeg4BrainsParticipant June 22, 2022 at 12:18 pm #274679 desbugParticipant I enjoyed Series XIII. I’m impressed the AI wrote a proper joke in the Lister / Kryten general bit which very much fitted the “There are no sounds to hear” mould… June 22, 2022 at 12:42 pm #274681 Flap JackParticipant Can’t believe we got TOS back and Series XIII in the same day. Life comes at you fast. June 22, 2022 at 7:02 pm #274687 JenuallParticipant “I was gonna call my first son Jim, after my Dad” – doesn’t have quite the same ring to it! Red Dwarf Script: “DAD“ INT. RED DWARF – DAVE Lister‘s Quarters DAVE LISTER is sitting on his bunk, looking at a photograph of himself and his father, JIM LISTER. He looks sad and thoughtful. Suddenly, the door opens and his father walks in. JIM (smiling) Hey, son. Long time no see. DAVE is shocked and delighted to see his father. He leaps up and they hug each other. DAVE Dad! What are you doing here? JIM I came to see you, of course. I‘ve been hearing good things about you, Dave. DAVE (embarrassed) Yeah, well, you know. JIM I‘m proud of you, son. You‘re doing well. DAVE (touched) Thanks, Dad. JIM I wish I could have been here for you, Dave. I‘m sorry I wasn‘t around more when you were growing up. DAVE (shrugging) June 25, 2022 at 7:17 am #274741 MoonlightParticipant Write a short script for a dialogue between Lister and Rimmer where they decide to explode Red Dwarf but later realize that they have no explosives: Lister: Hey, Rimmer. I was thinking… maybe we should blow up Red Dwarf. Rimmer: What? Are you crazy? Lister: No, I‘m serious. We could use the explosives we‘ve been stockpiling. Rimmer: Lister, we don‘t have any explosives. Lister: What? Rimmer: We don‘t have any explosives. We used them all up blowing up the asteroid. Lister: Oh, right. I forgot about that. Rimmer: So, blowing up Red Dwarf is not an option. Lister: Well, it was just a thought. June 25, 2022 at 12:59 pm #274746 International DebrisParticipant More applause for the worryingly plausible XIII summary there. Beginning to wonder if there wasn’t a scrapped TPL steelbook somewhere that these were taken from. A quick look at the present, and future, of Red Dwarf: Write a summary of the current legal situation between Doug Naylor and Grant Naylor Productions: Grant Naylor Productions (GNP) is a production company founded by Doug Naylor and Rob Grant, who are the co-creators of the popular British sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf. GNP is currently in a legal dispute with Doug Naylor over the rights to the Red Dwarf brand. Doug Naylor claims that he is the sole owner of the Red Dwarf brand, and is seeking to prevent GNP from using the brand in any future projects. GNP, on the other hand, argues that the brand belongs to both Doug Naylor and Rob Grant, and that they should be able to continue using it in future projects. The current legal situation is ongoing, and a final decision has not yet been made. Write a summary of the current legal dispute between Doug Naylor and Grant Naylor Productions: Doug Naylor is the creator of the popular sci-fi comedy franchise Red Dwarf. He is currently in a legal dispute with Grant Naylor Productions, the company he co-founded with Rob Grant, over the rights to the franchise. Grant Naylor Productions holds the rights to the Red Dwarf television series, while Doug Naylor holds the rights to the franchise’s merchandise and live shows. The dispute began when Doug Naylor attempted to trademark the name “Red Dwarf”, which Grant Naylor Productions claimed was already trademarked by them. The dispute is ongoing, with both parties claiming rights to the Red Dwarf franchise. It is unclear at this time how the dispute will be resolved. Write a summary of the current legal dispute between Grant Naylor Productions and Doug Naylor: Grant Naylor Productions (GNP) and Doug Naylor are currently in a legal dispute over the rights to the popular British sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf. GNP, which is owned by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, produced the first six series of the show. However, Doug Naylor subsequently left GNP to form his own production company, DNX. GNP claims that DNX does not have the rights to produce any more Red Dwarf episodes and has accused Doug Naylor of copyright infringement. What will come out of Rob Grant’s buttski? Rob Grant’s buttski will likely produce a variety of things, including feces, sweat, and perhaps some blood. How did Rob Grant destroy the Red Dwarf website? Rob Grant has not destroyed the Red Dwarf website. Write a summary of the first box set of Red Dwarf Big Finish Audios by Rob Grant: The first box set of Red Dwarf Big Finish audios by Rob Grant contains four CDs. The first CD, “The End”, is the final episode of the BBC TV series. The second CD, “Nova”, is a feature-length audio drama set during the events of the TV series. The third CD, “Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers”, is a feature-length audio drama set after the events of the TV series. The fourth CD, “Better than Life”, is a feature-length audio drama set after the events of the TV series. Write a summary of the second season of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish Audios: The second season of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish Audios picks up where the first season left off, with the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf still stranded in deep space. Lister is still trying to find a way to get back to Earth, and the rest of the crew are just trying to survive. The season is full of laughs and adventure, as the crew continues to find new ways to entertain themselves and stay alive. What happens in the third season of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish Audios? This is a difficult question to answer as not much is known about the third season of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish Audios. It is known that the season will be released sometime in 2017, but beyond that not much is known. Write a summary of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish season four: The fourth season of Big Finish’s Red Dwarf audio series picks up where the third season left off, with the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf still stranded in deep space. The season sees the crew dealing with a number of challenges, including a hostile takeover by a race of aliens known as the GELFs, a visit from the Cat’s long-lost son, and a dangerous mission to a remote planet. As always, the season is full of humor, drama, and adventure, and fans of the TV series will not be disappointed. Write a summary of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish season five: Red Dwarf Big Finish season five is a series of six audio dramas based on the British science fiction television series Red Dwarf. The season was released in two parts, with three dramas each. The first part was released in March 2014, and the second part was released in September 2014. The season follows the adventures of the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf as they attempt to find their way back to Earth. The season features the return of several guest stars from the television series, including Mac McDonald, Jane Asher, and Robert Llewellyn. Write a summary of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish season six: Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf season six sees the return of the crew of the mining ship Red Dwarf, now stuck on an Earth-like planet and struggling to find a way back to their own time. Lister is still trying to find a way to get home to his pregnant girlfriend, while the others just want to find a way off the planet. The season starts with the crew discovering a strange device that can take them back in time, but they soon discover that it only works for one person at a time. This leads to some of the crew being sent back to different time periods, while others are left behind. The crew eventually discovers that the device is actually a time machine, and they use it to try and get back to their own time. However, they are soon intercepted by a group of aliens who want to use the time machine for their own purposes. The crew must find a way to stop the aliens and get back to their own time, before it’s too late. Write a summary of Rob Grant’s Red Dwarf Big Finish season seven: Red Dwarf Big Finish is a season of audio dramas created by Rob Grant. The season follows the characters of the TV series Red Dwarf as they are stranded on an alien planet. The season is comprised of six episodes, each of which is a self-contained story. The stories are linked together by the characters’ search for a way off the planet. The first episode, “Home”, sees the crew returning to their ship after a year on the planet. They find that the ship has been taken over by an AI, and they must find a way to get rid of it. The second episode, “The Trial”, has the crew put on trial by the AI for their crimes. They are found guilty and sentenced to death, but they manage to escape. The third episode, “The Great Escape”, has the crew trying to escape from the planet. They are caught by the AI, but they manage to destroy it. The fourth episode, “The Lost Tribe”, has the crew finding a group of humans who have been stranded on the planet for generations. They help them escape, but they are captured by the aliens who are also on the planet. The fifth episode, “The Final Frontier”, has the crew finally Write a summary of Rob Grant’s Big Finish Red Dwarf spinoff series Talkie Trek: The Next Generation Rob Grant’s Big Finish Red Dwarf spinoff series Talkie Trek: The Next Generation is a comedic take on the popular sci-fi franchise. The series follows the misadventures of the crew of the USS Enterprise-D as they attempt to keep the peace in the galaxy and deal with the various threats that come their way. While the series is mostly light-hearted, it also has its share of dramatic moments, making it an enjoyable listen for fans of both Red Dwarf and Star Trek. What happens in Rob Grant’s Big Finish series The Adventures of Billy Doyle: In the Big Finish series The Adventures of Billy Doyle, Billy Doyle is a private investigator in the early 1900s. He is hired by a variety of clients, including the police, to solve crimes. He is also assisted by his assistant, Sarah, and his dog, Sherlock. What other Red Dwarf spinoffs will Rob Grant write for Big Finish? There are no plans for any further Red Dwarf spinoffs from Rob Grant. June 25, 2022 at 1:02 pm #274747 International DebrisParticipant No matter how many times I edit that, it won’t add in any proper paragraph breaks. June 25, 2022 at 1:13 pm #274748 DaveParticipant If this is the only way to get new Red Dwarf, it’s better than nothing. June 25, 2022 at 1:43 pm #274749 Dollar PoundParticipant no June 25, 2022 at 3:24 pm #274750 Flap JackParticipant I like that even when given a leading question, the AI refuses to entertain the idea that Rob Grant destroyed the Red Dwarf website. I’m also shocked to learn about this mysterious DNX company. What other secrets is Doug keeping from us? And I’m not 100% on the Big Finish series, but at least “they eventually discover the device they’ve been using to travel back in time is a time machine” fits well with “Lister repeatedly insists that they rescue people from a utopia”. June 25, 2022 at 8:10 pm #274751 International DebrisParticipant The fifth episode, “The Final Frontier”, has the crew finally escaping from the planet. They find themselves in an alternate universe, and they must find a way back to their own universe. The sixth episode, “The Return”, has the crew returning to their own universe. They find that the Earth has been taken over by the aliens, and they must find a way to stop them. June 25, 2022 at 8:12 pm #274752 International DebrisParticipant June 25, 2022 at 8:43 pm #274753 Flap JackParticipant Haha, no problem, ID, I’m just glad to hear about the rest of the series. Fwiw, I believe you can remove the copy-pasted formatting by switching the text editor to code view and removing the ‘span’ html tags. June 25, 2022 at 8:48 pm #274754 FormicaParticipant June 25, 2022 at 10:06 pm #274755 DaveParticipant MARLON BRANDO is going to score very highly in the Coral Canvass. June 25, 2022 at 10:48 pm #274756 MoonlightParticipant I still demand we call it the “Molybdenum Manifest”. June 25, 2022 at 11:01 pm #274757 MoonlightParticipant Write a Red Dwarf episode where Rimmer discovers a fancy new green tunic that he is very proud of until the Cat destroys it out of spite for looking better than his suit: Rimmer is strutting around the ship in his new green tunic, feeling very pleased with himself. The Cat comes up to him and starts making fun of him, saying that he looks ridiculous. Rimmer ignores him, but the Cat continues to tease him until Rimmer finally snaps and yells at him. The Cat then takes out a knife and starts slicing up the tunic, much to Rimmer’s horror. Rimmer tries to stop him, but it’s too late – the tunic is ruined. Rimmer is left standing there in his tattered clothing, feeling embarrassed and humiliated. June 25, 2022 at 11:04 pm #274758 MoonlightParticipant Write a Red Dwarf episode where Lister discovers the ultimate curry, except eating makes you grow 50 feet tall: Lister is in the galley, cooking up a curry. He’s been working on this recipe for weeks, and he’s finally perfected it. He takes a bite, and immediately feels something strange happening. He looks down and sees that he’s growing! He keeps growing and growing, until he’s 50 feet tall! He panics and runs out of the ship, into the nearest town. He starts smashing things with his giant feet, and the people are screaming in terror. He doesn’t know what to do, and he’s getting hungrier and hungrier. He eventually finds a building with a lot of food inside, and starts eating everything in sight. The authorities arrive and try to stop him, but it’s too late. He’s already eaten so much that he’s grown to 100 feet tall! They start shooting at him, but the bullets just bounce off his skin. He’s a giant, unstoppable force, and they have no choice but to evacuate the town. Lister is out of control, and the only thing that can stop him is the ultimate curry. But how will they get it to him? June 25, 2022 at 11:42 pm #274759 cwickhamParticipant That’s basically just the plot of Monster Blood III June 25, 2022 at 11:46 pm #274760 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Eating curry makes you grow but smoking stunts your growth so Lister is always perfectly balanced June 26, 2022 at 2:52 am #274767 Stephen AbootmanParticipant Big fan of the Marlon Brando episode, shocking revelation. June 26, 2022 at 11:31 am #274769 International DebrisParticipant “The crew of Red Dwarf are having a tough time adjusting to life without their tongues” might be my new favourite sentence. June 27, 2022 at 10:25 am #274775 Ian SymesKeymaster Please, someone with animation skills, please make an animated Marlon Brando. June 27, 2022 at 11:11 am #274776 DaveParticipant “I did kill him, you know” is up there with the show’s funniest moments. June 27, 2022 at 11:56 am #274779 DaveParticipant June 27, 2022 at 1:11 pm #274780 Ian SymesKeymaster Beautiful. June 27, 2022 at 9:23 pm #274783 loadoftottnumbParticipant It’s impressive how this AI can come up with some legit feasible ideas. June 27, 2022 at 9:48 pm #274784 siParticipant Because you’ve always wanted it. Write a Red Dwarf/Hyperdrive crossover episodeThe crew of the Red Dwarf are forced to land on a strange planet when their ship is damaged. They soon find out that the planet is home to a race of aliens who are obsessed with a TV show called Hyperdrive. The aliens are so obsessed with the show that they have built a replica of the ship from the show and have even kidnapped one of the crew members to use as a stand–in for one of the characters. The crew of the Red Dwarf must find a way to escape from the planet before the aliens force them to star in their own version of the show. June 28, 2022 at 7:36 am #274792 WarbodogParticipant It’s impressive how this AI can come up with some legit feasible ideas. My job’s largely been replaced by AI when it comes to writing generic copy for random business websites (i.e. looking at what similar websites are doing and rewriting it, pretending I know what I’m talking about). It frankly does a better job than I did, no hard feelings. Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 228 total) 1 2 3 4 5 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In