AIdea for an episode.

[Formica]

Generating some brand new fresh Red Dwarf episode ideas

Using everybody’s other new favorite AI website, beta.openai.com/playground

Post here if you can make it come up with anything good, I suppose.

Topic

[clem]

Write an episode of Red Dwarf featuring the smeg hammer.

Lister is cleaning up the engine room when he finds a smeg hammer. He has no idea what it is, but he decides to take it to the ship’s cat, who is an expert on all things smeg.

The cat tells him that the smeg hammer is a tool used by the smegheads, a race of aliens who are experts at repair and maintenance. Lister is fascinated by this new information and decides to learn more about the smegheads.

He eventually meets a smeghead named Bob, who is in need of a new smeg hammer. Lister is able to help him find one and they become friends.

Bob teaches Lister all about the smegheads and their ways. Lister is amazed by their skills and decides that he wants to become a smeghead himself.

Eventually, Lister is able to repair the engine room and is made a full-fledged smeghead. He is now able to use the smeg hammer with ease and is proud of his new skills.

[Jason aka Smeg4Brains]

Nothing to see here, just posted in the wrong thread

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Write the plot of the Red Dwarf episode Rimmerworld if the Simulant had given up trying to kill the crew and accepted Lister’s offer for a date.

The Simulant, now named Jane, sees that Lister is the only one who isn’t afraid of him and, after days of contemplation, agrees to go on a date. They have a great time, but Jane is still a little bit crazy and Lister is constantly worried that she is going to kill him. They have a great time and Lister even gets Jane to laugh. Jane starts to think that maybe humans aren’t so bad after all and that killing the Red Dwarf crew isn’t the answer. Lister is impressed with Jane and the two become good friends. They spend the next few weeks getting to know each other. In the end, they part ways amicably and Lister is relieved that Jane is no longer trying to kill him and his friends.

Still don’t get why the AI decided to name her Jane.

[Stephen Abootman]

“and, after days of contemplation, agrees to go on a date.”
We’re gonna need a montage.

“They spend the next few weeks getting to know each other”
And another.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Write a Red Dwarf script where the Starbug crew go back in time and steal Red Dwarf to prevent Red Dwarf from being stolen from them in the future, only to find that they stole it from themselves in the past.

INT. STARBUG

LISTER: This is it, guys. We’re going back in time to steal Red Dwarf before it gets stolen from us in the past.

CAT: Do you think we’ll be able to find it?

LISTER: It’s not like it’s a big red space ship. It should be easy to find.

RIMMER: I still don’t see why we have to do this.

LISTER: Because if we don’t, we’ll never get our ship back! Now let’s go.

The crew enters the time machine and travels back in time.

LISTER: There it is!

KRYTEN: But that’s us! We’re stealing our own ship!

LISTER: What? No, that can’t be right.

KRYTEN: I told you this was a bad idea.

RIMMER: Let’s just go back to the future and forget this ever happened.

LISTER: No, we can’t do that. We have to find out what happened.

The crew follows themselves back to the future and sees that their ship has been stolen.

LISTER: I can’t believe it! We stole our own ship!

KRYTEN: But why?

LISTER: I don’t know. But we have to get it back.

The crew gets back in the time machine and goes back in time again. This time they steal the ship before it gets stolen from them.

LISTER: There! We did it!

KRYTEN: But now we’re the ones who stole the ship!

LISTER: I know. It’s confusing. But at least we have our ship back.

CAT: I still don’t see why we had to do this in the first place.

LISTER: Because it was the only way to get our ship back.

RIMMER: I still don’t understand what happened.

LISTER: I don’t either. But at least we have our ship. That’s all that matters.

[Flap Jack]

“Our love I tried to kindle
Like firelight, it dwindled
Now I wonder when this wind’ll
Ever stop”

Write the next verse of the song.

“And I wonder if I’ll ever
Find my way back home
Or if I’m just wandering
In the dark”

Write the third verse of the song.

“I tried to hold on to you
But you slipped through my fingers
And now I’m left here
All alone”

[Flap Jack]

Write a passionate open letter to Doug Naylor and Rob Grant, compelling them to put aside their personal and legal differences, come back together and make new episodes of Red Dwarf.

Dear Doug Naylor and Rob Grant,

We, the fans of Red Dwarf, are writing to you to plead with you to put aside your personal and legal differences and come back together to make new episodes of our beloved show.

Red Dwarf is one of the most popular and beloved sci-fi comedy shows of all time, and we have been eagerly awaiting new episodes for many years now. The show has a massive and loyal following all over the world, and we are desperate to see more.

We understand that there are many issues that need to be resolved between you before any new episodes can be made, but we implore you to please find a way to overcome these obstacles and give us the new episodes of Red Dwarf that we so desperately want and need.

The fans of the show are united in our desire to see more Red Dwarf, and we are willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. We are willing to sign petitions, write letters, and even raise money to make it happen.

We implore you to please come back together and give us the gift of new episodes of Red Dwarf. It would mean the world to us, and we would be forever grateful.

Sincerely,

The Fans of Red Dwarf

Write a follow up open letter to Doug Naylor and Rob Grant after not receiving a response for 6 months, again compelling them to make more Red Dwarf, but this time including direct threats.

Dear Doug Naylor and Rob Grant,

It has been six months since we wrote to you pleading with you to come back together and make new episodes of Red Dwarf, and we have yet to receive a response.

We are starting to lose hope that you will ever resolve your differences and give us the new episodes that we so desperately want and need.

If you do not come back together and make new episodes of Red Dwarf within the next six months, we will be forced to take action. We will start a social media campaign to boycott all of your future projects until you give us what we want.

We will also organize protests outside of your homes and places of work. We will do whatever it takes to get your attention and make you listen to us.

We implore you to please come back together and give us the gift of new episodes of Red Dwarf. It would mean the world to us, and we would be forever grateful.

Sincerely,

The Fans of Red Dwarf

Write a second follow up open letter to Doug Naylor and Rob Grant after 10 years of not receiving a response, which doesn’t include any requests at all and instead just insults them and rants about their betrayal of the Red Dwarf fandom.

Dear Doug Naylor and Rob Grant,

It has been ten years since we wrote to you pleading with you to come back together and make new episodes of Red Dwarf, and we have yet to receive a response.

In that time, you have both continued to work on other projects while ignoring the cries of the Red Dwarf fandom. You have both betrayed us and let us down.

Your inaction has led many of us to give up hope that we will ever see new episodes of our beloved show. We have been left feeling angry, disappointed, and betrayed.

It is clear at this point that you have no intention of ever resolving your differences and giving us the new episodes of Red Dwarf that we so desperately want and need.

You have both ruined our childhoods and betrayed our trust. We will never forgive you for what you have done.

Sincerely,

The Disappointed Fans of Red Dwarf

[Dave]

Aw, I was hoping for more insults. 

[Flap Jack]

Ha, me too. I wonder if you can make it be ruder if you be more explicit with the instructions. By default its language seems to be pretty formal.

[International Debris]

Edit: stop colouring in my text and ruining the blockquote tag you bastard.

[International Debris]

<blockquote>Write a Red Dwarf script where the Starbug crew go back in time and steal Red Dwarf to prevent Red Dwarf from being stolen from them in the future, only to find that they stole it from themselves in the past</blockquote>
I love that it manages to do a double bootstrap paradox. A very Dwarfy take on the idea, and a billion times better than the Tikka intro.

edit: apparently I no longer know how to do a quote

[Jonathan Capps]

Now do one that is being dictated by the fans of Red Dwarf as they drive into a body of water.

[Dave]

Now do one that is being dictated by the fans of Red Dwarf as they drive into a body of water.

Dear Mr. I’m Too Good To Film Or Write Red Dwarf

#

This will be the last time I ask for yet another sequel to Polymorph

#

It’s been two years and still no new special, we don’t deserve it

#

I know you got my last two emails, I wrote the GNP contact address on ’em perfect

[Jonathan Capps]

Excellent

[Flap Jack]

Now do one that is being dictated by the fans of Red Dwarf as they drive into a body of water.

Ahhh, go on then, I still have the tab open. Let’s see the canonical conclusion.

[Trigger Warning: Suicide]

…

Write a final follow up open letter to Doug Naylor and Rob Grant on the subject of Red Dwarf, dictated by the writer of the previous letters at the same time as they’re deliberately driving their car into a large body of water.

Dear Doug Naylor and Rob Grant,

I am writing this letter as I am driving my car into a large body of water. I have been a fan of Red Dwarf for many years, and I am deeply disappointed in you both for your failure to resolve your differences and make new episodes of the show.

Your inaction has led me to this point. I have lost all hope that you will ever give us the new episodes of Red Dwarf that we so desperately want and need.

I want you to know that I blame you both for my decision to end my life. I hope that you will both live with the guilt of knowing that you are responsible for my death for the rest of your lives.

I hope that my death will be a wake-up call for you both, and that you will finally come back together and make new episodes of Red Dwarf. It is the least you can do for the fans of the show.

Sincerely,

The

(Name withheld)

well… fuck.

[Flap Jack]

OK, nope, that was way too depressing, I’m not ending it there.

[Trigger Warning: Suicide again]

…

Write another open letter from the same person who wrote all of the previous letters after they miraculously survived their suicide attempt, this time addressed to Doug Naylor, Rob Grant and the rest of the Red Dwarf fan community, in which they apologise for their previous letters, and encourage their fellow fans to not let an obsession with a TV show harm their mental health, and to seek help if they need it.

Dear Doug Naylor, Rob Grant and the rest of the Red Dwarf fan community,

I am writing this letter to apologise for my previous letters. I was in a very dark place when I wrote them, and I hope that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

I also want to take this opportunity to encourage my fellow fans to not let an obsession with a TV show harm their mental health. I was lucky enough to survive my suicide attempt, but not everyone is so lucky.

If you are struggling with your mental health, please seek help. There are many organisations and helplines out there that can help you.

I hope that one day we will all be able to come together and enjoy new episodes of Red Dwarf. Until that day, I hope that you all stay safe and take care of yourselves.

Sincerely,

The

(Name withheld)

Believe it or not, OpenAI’s content warning feature kicked in after creating this message, but not the previous one.

[Jonathan Capps]

Oh man.

“I am writing this letter as I am driving my car into a large body of water.”

[Ian Symes]

P.S. I am wanking as I write this.

[si]

P.S. I am wanking as I write this.

Aah, the old ones are the best.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Write a Red Dwarf sketch where Cat asks Lister and Rimmer what the word smeg means, and they both try very hard to not give an answer, mainly by umming and ahhing and explaining how complicated it is.

Cat: What exactly does smeg mean, anyway?

Lister: Oh. Well, smeg is a very complicated word, Cat. It’s not just one thing, it’s…

Rimmer: It’s hard to explain, Cat. It’s a bit like…

Lister: Yeah, like that. It’s hard to explain.

Cat: But what does it mean?

Lister: Well, it’s… um…

Rimmer: It’s… ah…

Lister: It’s a bit like…

Rimmer: Yeah, like that. It’s hard to explain.

Lister: Right! It’s just too hard to put into words.

Rimmer: Exactly.

Cat: But what does it mean?

Rimmer: Oh, smeg.

Cat: Yeah, that! What does it mean?

Lister: Well…

Rimmer: It’s…

Lister: It’s…

Rimmer: …

Lister: …

Rimmer: …

Cat: What?

Lister: It means, um…

Rimmer: It’s hard to explain, Cat.

Lister: Yeah. It’s just one of those words, you know?

Rimmer: Exactly.

Cat: But what does it mean?

Lister: Look, Cat, it’s just a word, okay? It doesn’t mean anything.

Rimmer: That’s right, Cat. It’s just a word.

Cat: But what does it mean?

Lister: It means…

Rimmer: It’s…

Lister: …

Rimmer: …

Lister: …

Rimmer: …

Cat: What?

Lister: It means nothing, Cat. It’s just a word.

Rimmer: That’s right, Cat. It’s just a word.

[Stephen Abootman]

https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever
An AI generated Seinfeld on Twitch (have you seen this? Have you heard about this?)  Some info here https://www.polygon.com/23582937/ai-seinfeld-twitch-stream

Just need them to do this with Red Dwarf and we’ll be good for constant bewildering content that everyone can go ‘well, it’s still better than Pete Part II’ to until the end of time.

[Ridley]

This remastered trend that he’s come up with, Marooned, this is gonna be the new look for the ’90s.

[Nick R]

I will post some IDEAS FOR EPISODES later, but first, what does ChatGPT know about the series in general?

I asked what it knows about the best and worst episodes:

Please write a list of the 10 most popular episodes of Red Dwarf according to fans.
Sure, here is a list of 10 of the most popular episodes of Red Dwarf, as voted by fans:
“Back to Reality” (Series 5, Episode 6)
“Gunmen of the Apocalypse” (Series 6, Episode 3)
“Queeg” (Series 2, Episode 5)
“Marooned” (Series 3, Episode 2)
“The Inquisitor” (Series 5, Episode 2)
“Better Than Life” (Series 2, Episode 2)
“Thanks for the Memory” (Series 2, Episode 3)
“Justice” (Series 4, Episode 3)
“Dimension Jump” (Series 4, Episode 5)
“Stoke Me a Clipper” (Series 7, Episode 2)
It’s worth noting that the popularity of episodes can vary greatly depending on who you ask, as fans have their own personal favorites based on their sense of humor, the characters they identify with, and the storylines they find most engaging.

See, even the AI thinks that Thanks for the Memory was underrated in the Coral Canvass. Not as underrated as that well-known top 10 episode Stoke Me a Clipper, though.

What is your source for the list you just gave?
The list of the 10 most popular episodes of Red Dwarf that I provided was compiled based on a range of sources, including surveys and polls conducted by various Red Dwarf fan sites and communities, as well as articles and rankings published by media outlets such as Radio Times, The Guardian, and Digital Spy. However, it’s worth noting that there is no one definitive source for determining the most popular episodes, as opinions on the best episodes of Red Dwarf can vary widely among different fans and viewers.

And could you do a similar list for the 10 least popular episodes?

I’m sorry, as an AI language model, I don’t have personal opinions, feelings or biases. However, I can provide you with a list of episodes that are generally considered by some viewers and critics to be less popular or well-received, based on ratings and reviews. It’s worth noting that even the episodes that are considered less popular still have their own unique humor and may be enjoyed by some viewers.

Here are 10 episodes of Red Dwarf that are generally considered less popular by some viewers and critics:

“Pete Part One” (Series 8, Episode 1)

“Pete Part Two” (Series 8, Episode 2)

“Krytie TV” (Series 8, Episode 5)

“Only the Good…” (Series 8, Episode 8)

“Timewave” (Series 10, Episode 4)

“Entangled” (Series 10, Episode 2)

“The Beginning” (Series 10, Episode 1)

“Back in the Red Part One” (Series 8, Episode 17)

“Back in the Red Part Two” (Series 8, Episode 18)

“Back in the Red Part Three” (Series 8, Episode 19)

What’s up with those episode numbers?

Those titles and series look right, but some of the episode numbers you gave look wrong. Could you try again?
I apologize for the mistake in the episode numbers. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. Here’s an updated list of 10 episodes of Red Dwarf that are generally considered less popular by some viewers and critics, with the correct episode numbers:

“Pete Part One” (Series 8, Episode 3)
“Pete Part Two” (Series 8, Episode 4)
“Krytie TV” (Series 8, Episode 5)
“Only the Good…” (Series 8, Episode 8)
“Timewave” (Series 10, Episode 5)
“Entangled” (Series 10, Episode 2)
“The Beginning” (Series 10, Episode 1)
“Back in the Red Part One” (Series 8, Episode 1)
“Back in the Red Part Two” (Series 8, Episode 2)
“Back in the Red Part Three” (Series 8, Episode 3)

Once again, it’s important to keep in mind that what is considered “less popular” is subjective and can vary greatly depending on personal preferences.

Still not quite right, but I’ll leave it at that.

Do you know any of the differences between the Red Dwarf TV series and the Red Dwarf novels?
Yes, there are several differences between the Red Dwarf TV series and the Red Dwarf novels. Here are a few examples:

Characterizations: Some of the characters are portrayed differently in the novels compared to the TV series. For example, in the novels, Lister is more intelligent and strategic, and Rimmer is less neurotic and more confident.

Plotlines: While the general premise of the show is the same in both the TV series and the novels, there are some differences in the specific plotlines. For example, the novels feature a wider variety of alien races and explore more diverse locations, while the TV series is more focused on the main crew’s adventures on board Red Dwarf.

Tone: The tone of the novels is generally darker and more satirical than the TV series, with more adult themes and humor.

Canon: The novels are not considered part of the official canon of the Red Dwarf universe, as they were written after the TV series had already established its own continuity. However, some elements from the novels have been incorporated into later seasons of the TV series.

Overall, while the Red Dwarf TV series and the novels share many similarities, there are also notable differences in the characters, plot, tone, and continuity of the two mediums.

“Alien races?” YOU KNOW NOTHINIG YOU STUPID ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

Do you know about the Red Dwarf fansite Ganymede & Titan?
Yes, Ganymede & Titan is a popular and long-running Red Dwarf fansite that has been active since the mid-1990s. The site was founded by journalist and Red Dwarf fan Ian Symes, and is named after the two largest moons of Jupiter, which are featured in the Red Dwarf episode “Marooned”.

Ganymede & Titan is known for its in-depth analysis and reviews of Red Dwarf episodes and other media, as well as interviews with cast and crew members, fan fiction, and other fan-created content. The site has also published several books on the history and production of Red Dwarf, and is often cited as a primary source of information and analysis on the show by fans and critics alike.

The site has a large and active community of fans, and its forums and social media pages are popular destinations for Red Dwarf fans to discuss the show and connect with other fans. Overall, Ganymede & Titan is considered one of the most respected and comprehensive sources of information and analysis on Red Dwarf on the internet.

We’re a primary source with several published books!

Of course, I had to do it:

Would you like any toast?
As an AI language model, I don’t have the ability to eat or enjoy food, so I don’t have a preference for toast or any other food. However, I’m always happy to help answer any questions you may have!
How about a muffin?
As an AI language model, I don’t have the ability to eat or enjoy food, so I can’t have a muffin or any other food. However, I’m here to help answer any questions or provide information you may need!
Ah, so you’re a waffle man!
As an AI language model, I don’t have a gender or personal preferences, including for waffles or any other food. My purpose is to assist you in answering your questions and providing information to the best of my ability!

Why is Pete Part 2 considered one of the worst episodes? And why is Queeg one of the best?

“Pete Part 2” is often considered one of the worst episodes of Red Dwarf because it is seen as being somewhat repetitive and lacking in originality compared to other episodes. The plot of the episode is centered around a giant, aggressive, and indestructible bird that the crew must try to capture and contain. Some fans and critics have noted that this storyline is similar to previous episodes like “Polymorph” and “Emohawk: Polymorph II”, which also feature a shape-shifting creature that the crew must try to outsmart and defeat.

On the other hand, “Queeg” is often considered one of the best episodes of Red Dwarf because it features strong writing, excellent performances from the cast, and a clever premise. The episode revolves around the arrival of a backup computer system named Queeg, who takes over control of the ship from Holly and quickly proves to be a tyrant. The tension and conflict that arise from this situation, as well as the humor that is generated by the interaction between the characters, make “Queeg” a fan favorite.

Of course, opinions about which episodes are the best or worst can be highly subjective and vary depending on personal preferences. Some fans may enjoy “Pete Part 2” for its action and special effects, while others may dislike “Queeg” for its focus on character conflict and lack of action. Ultimately, it’s up to individual viewers to decide which episodes of Red Dwarf they enjoy the most.

“Some fans may enjoy “Pete Part 2” for its action and special effects”… the word “may” is doing a lot of work there.

If you were running Red Dwarf, would you behave more like Holly or like Queeg?
As an AI language model, I don’t have personal preferences or desires, so I don’t have a particular inclination towards behaving like either Holly or Queeg. However, I can say that both Holly and Queeg have their strengths and weaknesses, and it would depend on the specific situation and the needs of the crew as to which system would be more appropriate to run Red Dwarf.

Holly is known for being a bit slow and dim-witted at times, but he also has a strong sense of loyalty to the crew and can be counted on to provide a stable and reliable presence on the ship. Queeg, on the other hand, is more efficient and capable than Holly in many ways, but can also be overbearing and rigid in his approach.

Ultimately, the most important thing for any system running Red Dwarf would be to prioritize the safety and well-being of the crew, while also being able to adapt to changing circumstances and handle unexpected challenges.

Oh no, I forgot the third one:

If you were running Red Dwarf, would you behave more like Holly, like Queeg, or like Pree?
As an AI language model, I don’t have personal preferences or desires, so I don’t have a particular inclination towards behaving like Holly, Queeg, or Pree. However, I can describe some of the characteristics and behaviors of each system and how they might operate if they were running Red Dwarf.

Holly is known for being a bit slow and dim-witted at times, but he also has a strong sense of loyalty to the crew and can be counted on to provide a stable and reliable presence on the ship. Holly also has a good sense of humor, and can often diffuse tense situations with his wit.
Queeg is more efficient and capable than Holly in many ways, but can also be overbearing and rigid in his approach. Queeg prioritizes efficiency and productivity, and can be very demanding of the crew. He can also be inflexible and unwilling to adapt to new situations.

Pree, on the other hand, is a more advanced and sophisticated computer system that is introduced in the later series of Red Dwarf. Pree is more intelligent and self-aware than Holly or Queeg, and is able to interact with the crew more like a human being. Pree is also able to adapt to changing situations and can be quite helpful in solving complex problems.

Ultimately, the most important thing for any system running Red Dwarf would be to prioritize the safety and well-being of the crew, while also being able to adapt to changing circumstances and handle unexpected challenges. Each system has its own strengths and weaknesses, and the choice of which one to use would depend on the specific needs and situation of the crew at any given time.

Pretty accurate descriptions of Holly and Queeg, but Pree is definitely not the one who’s most like a human being.

After that, I asked it to generate some scenes which I will post later. TINY TEASERS:

Kochanski was just in the neighborhood and thought she’d drop by.
Holly and Kochanski warn against jumping to conclusions, guys.
Rimmer’s dad is proud of his little warrior <3
Holly will have you know he’s hilarious.
“Only on Red Dwarf would a rubber chicken be a viable weapon.”
Kryten uses his light bee.
Lister is an arsonist.
“I completely fleegled that repair job on Starbug.”
Cat goes into the future and steals clothes that haven’t been made yet.
“I once managed a health spa that was located on a space station.”
The first ten episodes summarised… IN SONG.

[Nick R]

OK here’s what you’ve been waiting for:

Can you generate a script for a funny scene betweeen Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, and Cat?

Sure, here’s a potential script for a funny scene between Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, and Cat:

[Scene: The cargo bay of Red Dwarf. Lister is lounging on a crate, Rimmer is fidgeting with his hologram projection, Kryten is tidying up some tools, and Cat is admiring his reflection in a nearby mirror.]

Lister: [sighs] I’m bored. Nothing to do on this ship but mope around all day.
Rimmer: [huffs] Moping? You call what you do moping? I call it an Olympic sport.
Kryten: [chuckles] Sir, if moping was an Olympic sport, I’m sure you’d be the reigning champion.
Rimmer: [offended] That’s not true! I may not be the most cheerful person on the ship, but at least I don’t spend my days wallowing in self-pity like some people.
Lister: [sarcastically] Yeah, I’m sure you’re a real bundle of joy to be around.
Cat: [intrigued] Hey, guys, have you seen my new suit? I just got it back from the tailor, and it looks amazing.
Kryten: [admiringly] It does look quite fetching, sir. The cut is very flattering.
Lister: [rolling his eyes] Yeah, Cat, we’ve all seen your suit. It’s not exactly a state secret.

Does that qualify as a joke?

Cat: [indignant] Hey, just because you don’t appreciate the finer things in life doesn’t mean you can’t show a little respect.
Rimmer: [skeptical] Finer things in life? You mean like spending all day preening in front of a mirror?
Cat: [smirking] Hey, some of us have to maintain our standards, Rimmer. I can’t let myself go just because I’m stuck on this ship.

It gets his character.

Kryten: [optimistically] Well, gentlemen, I’m sure we can all find something to do to pass the time. Perhaps a game of cards or a singalong?
Lister: [groaning] No offense, Kryten, but your idea of fun is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Rimmer: [smirking] And yet, somehow, it’s still more entertaining than spending time with you, Listy.
Cat: [laughing] Oh, burn! Looks like the hologram has still got it.

Rimmer: [smugly] Of course I’ve still got it. You don’t lose charm and wit like mine overnight.
Lister: [smiling] Yeah, but you can sure as hell try.

[The group breaks into laughter as the scene fades out.]

Please continue the scene, with Holly interrupting. Kochanski turns up at some point in the scene.

Sure, here’s a continuation of the scene with Holly interrupting and Kochanski turning up:

[The group is still laughing when Holly suddenly appears on the nearest viewscreen.]

Holly: [cheerily] Hey there, gang! What’s the good word?
Lister: [startled] Holly! What are you doing here?
Holly: [shrugs] Just checking in, seeing how my favorite space travelers are doing.
Rimmer: [smirking] Well, as you can see, Holly, we’re just enjoying some scintillating conversation.
Kryten: [nodding] Yes, we were just discussing the finer points of self-improvement.
Cat: [gesturing to his suit] And admiring my impeccable sense of style, of course.

Yep, it still gets Cat.

Holly: [chuckles] Well, it looks like you’re all doing just fine without me. But speaking of self-improvement, have any of you seen the latest training modules I’ve been working on?
Lister: [curious] Training modules? For what?
Holly: [proudly] Oh, you know, just some basic stuff to keep your skills sharp. Like first aid, survival techniques, and advanced astrophysics.
Rimmer: [skeptical] And you expect us to be interested in that?
Holly: [grinning] Well, I figured it might be a good way to stave off boredom. You know what they say: idle hands are the devil’s playthings.
Kochanski: [offscreen] Speaking of devils, did I just hear Holly’s voice? What’s going on here?

[The group turns to see Kochanski entering the cargo bay.]

Lister: [excitedly] Hey, Kochanski! Long time no see!
Cat: [whistling] Looking good, miss.
Kryten: [bowing] Welcome aboard, ma’am. How can we assist you today?

Everyone is pleased to see Kochanski!

Kochanski: [smiling] Thanks, guys. I was just in the neighborhood and thought I’d drop by. What’s everyone up to?
Rimmer: [gesturing to the group] Just hanging out, discussing the merits of staring at a blank wall versus watching paint dry.

That’s a pretty good line.

Kochanski: [grinning] Sounds thrilling. How about we liven things up with a game of poker?
Lister: [nodding] Yeah, I’m in. Let’s do this.

[The group gathers around a makeshift card table as Holly beams encouragingly on the viewscreen. The scene fades out as they begin to play.]

Continue the scene.
Sure, here’s a continuation of the scene:

[The group is now fully engrossed in their game of poker, with Kryten and Rimmer having taken the lead.]

Kryten: [smiling triumphantly] Four of a kind! I’m on fire!
Rimmer: [groaning] How is this even possible? You’re supposed to be a service mechanoid, not a card shark.
Cat: [scoffing] Hey, don’t be hatin’ just ’cause you’re losin’, man.
Lister: [laughing] Yeah, Rimmer. Maybe you should just fold and cut your losses.
Rimmer: [defeatedly] Fine, fine. But I demand a rematch.
Kochanski: [smirking] I think we all know how that’ll end up, Arnold.
Holly: [chiming in] Hey, while you guys are enjoying your little game, I couldn’t help but notice that we’re running low on a few key supplies.
Kryten: [concerned] Oh dear. Which supplies, Holly?
Holly: [checking her monitors] Well, for starters, we’re almost out of space fuel. And we’re running low on food and medical supplies too.

The first indication that it’s been writing Hattie Holly!

Lister: [surprised] Really? I could have sworn we just restocked on all that stuff a few weeks ago.
Kochanski: [frowning] Maybe the restocking didn’t happen, or maybe there’s been some kind of malfunction.
Cat: [shrugging] Or maybe someone’s been sneaking supplies and not telling the rest of us.
Rimmer: [rolling his eyes] Oh, please. Who would be stupid enough to do that?

[Kryten suddenly looks suspiciously at Rimmer.]

Good comic timing!

Kryten: [pointing accusingly] You wouldn’t happen to know anything about this, Mr. Rimmer?
Rimmer: [defensively] What? No, of course not! Why would you even suggest such a thing?
Holly: [interjecting] Let’s not jump to conclusions, guys. It could be a simple oversight or a glitch in the system.

“Let’s not jump to conclusions” count: 1

Lister: [nodding] Yeah, I’m sure we’ll figure it out. But in the meantime, let’s focus on getting what we need to survive.
Kochanski: [determinedly] Agreed. We’ll split up and search the ship for any spare supplies we might have missed. No one rests until we have everything we need.

[The group nods in agreement and gets up from the table, ready to begin their search. The scene fades out as they head off in different directions.]

The scene continues with the crew encountering a new type of GELF.

Sure, here’s a continuation of the scene with the crew encountering a new type of GELF:

[As the crew split up and search the ship for supplies, Kryten suddenly hears a strange noise coming from the cargo bay. He heads over to investigate, with the others following close behind.]

Kryten: [cautiously] This is strange. I’m picking up some unusual readings from the cargo bay.
Cat: [skeptically] Probably just some rats or something. Nothing we can’t handle.
Rimmer: [sarcastically] Oh, fantastic. Just what we need, a bunch of space rodents nibbling on our supplies.
Kochanski: [curiously] Let’s not jump to conclusions. We don’t know what’s in there until we take a look.

“Let’s not jump to conclusions” count: 2

[As they cautiously approach the cargo bay, they hear a strange growling noise coming from within. Suddenly, a group of GELFs bursts out of the cargo bay, brandishing sharp claws and teeth.]

Lister: [shocked] What the smeg are those things?!
Kochanski: [fearfully] GELFs. And not the friendly kind.
Rimmer: [nervously] Well, this is just fantastic. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse.
Kryten: [determinedly] Don’t worry, crewmates. I’ll activate the emergency defense system.
Cat: [frustrated] What are you waiting for, man? Do it!

[As Kryten activates the defense system, the crew engage in a fierce battle with the GELFs. Just when it seems like they might be overwhelmed, a new type of GELF appears, one that looks different from the others and seems to be in charge.]

Kochanski: [surprised] What’s that? It looks different from the others.
Lister: [confused] Yeah, and it seems to be giving orders to the rest of them.
Rimmer: [sarcastically] Oh, wonderful. Just when I thought we had things under control, we get a new kind of GELF to deal with.
Kryten: [analyzing] This is fascinating. It appears to be a different subspecies of GELF, possibly a leader or alpha.

“Kryten: [analyzing]” count: 1

Cat: [smirking] Well, I’m the leader of my crew, and I ain’t bowing down to no stinking GELF.
[As the crew prepare to face off against the new type of GELF, the scene fades out, leaving the outcome of the battle uncertain.]

Note: As before, this is just one potential continuation of the scene, and the dialogue and actions can be adjusted to fit different preferences and styles.

Please continue the scene. At some point, there is a flashback to Rimmer’s childhood.

Sure, here’s a continuation of the scene with a flashback to Rimmer’s childhood:

[As the crew prepare to face off against the new type of GELF, Rimmer suddenly freezes, looking terrified.]

Kochanski: [concerned] What’s wrong, Rimmer?
Rimmer: [nervously] I just had a flashback to my childhood. My father used to make me watch all those old sci-fi movies with him, and there was always some kind of alien invasion.

New revelations about Rimmer’s past!

Lister: [jokingly] So what you’re saying is, you’re not exactly the hero type?
Rimmer: [defensively] I never said that. It’s just that… well, you know.
Kryten: [encouragingly] Don’t worry, sir. We’ll protect you.

Awww!

[As the crew prepare to fight the GELFs, they suddenly hear a strange, high-pitched noise coming from the new GELF. Suddenly, the other GELFs start backing away, cowering in fear.]

Cat: [puzzled] What’s going on?
Kryten: [analyzing] It appears that the new GELF is emitting some kind of pheromone that’s making the others afraid.

“Kryten: [analyzing]” count: 2

Kochanski: [curiously] Maybe we can use that to our advantage.
Rimmer: [nervously] I don’t know about this. Maybe we should just try to make a run for it.
Lister: [encouragingly] Come on, Rimmer. This is our chance to save the day.

[As the crew prepare to attack the GELFs, Rimmer suddenly has another flashback, this time to a time when he was a young boy, watching one of his favorite sci-fi movies with his father.]

Rimmer (as a child, played by a younger actor): [excitedly] Look, Dad! The hero’s fighting off all the aliens by himself.
Rimmer’s Father (voiceover): [disapprovingly] That’s not realistic, son. In real life, you need to work together as a team to fight off the invaders.

Well, it got that Rimmer’s father keeps criticising him.

[Rimmer snaps back to reality, feeling determined.]

SNAP BACK TO REALITY

Rimmer: [determinedly] You’re right, Lister. It’s time to show these GELFs what we’re made of.

[As the crew charge into battle, they use the GELF’s pheromones against them, driving them back and eventually defeating them. As they emerge victorious, Rimmer can’t help but smile, feeling a sense of accomplishment that he hasn’t felt in a long time.]

Good action, but it wasn’t very funny. Can you continue the scene, but focus more on making the comedy funny?

Unfortunately it just repeated the scene as above:

Certainly! Here’s a continuation of the scene with more of a comedic focus:
[As the crew prepare to face off against the new type of GELF, Rimmer suddenly freezes, looking terrified.]
Kochanski: [concerned] What’s wrong, Rimmer?
Rimmer: [nervously] I just had a flashback to my childhood. My father used to make me watch all those old sci-fi movies with him, and there was always some kind of alien invasion.
Lister: [jokingly] So what you’re saying is, you’re not exactly the hero type?
Rimmer: [defensively] I never said that. It’s just that… well, you know.
Kryten: [encouragingly] Don’t worry, sir. We’ll protect you.
[As the crew prepare to fight the GELFs, they suddenly hear a strange, high-pitched noise coming from the new GELF. Suddenly, the other GELFs start backing away, cowering in fear.]
Cat: [puzzled] What’s going on?
Kryten: [analyzing] It appears that the new GELF is emitting some kind of pheromone that’s making the others afraid.

“Kryten: [analyzing]” count: 3 (except this is a repeat so it doesn’t count)

Kochanski: [curiously] Maybe we can use that to our advantage.
Rimmer: [nervously] I don’t know about this. Maybe we should just try to make a run for it.
Lister: [encouragingly] Come on, Rimmer. This is our chance to be heroes.
Rimmer: [sarcastically] Yeah, because that’s always worked out so well for us in the past.

It added a new line! And it was a [sarcastic] one, so it got that I wanted it to add more humour!

[As the crew prepare to attack the GELFs, Rimmer suddenly has another flashback, this time to a time when he was a young boy, watching one of his favorite sci-fi movies with his father.]
Rimmer (as a child, played by a younger actor): [excitedly] Look, Dad! The hero’s fighting off all the aliens by himself.
Rimmer’s Father (voiceover): [disapprovingly] That’s not realistic, son. In real life, you need to work together as a team to fight off the invaders.
[Rimmer snaps back to reality, feeling determined.]
Rimmer: [determinedly] You’re right, Lister. It’s time to show these GELFs what we’re made of.

New stuff:

[As the crew charge into battle, they try to use the GELF’s pheromones against them, but things don’t go as planned. The GELFs start attacking the crew with surprising ferocity, forcing them to improvise.]

Cat: [frustrated] This isn’t working! We need a new plan.
Kochanski: [urgently] Quick, someone do something!

[As the situation looks dire, Holly suddenly appears on the screen.]

Holly: [jokingly] Hey there, guys. What’s up? Having a little trouble with the GELFs?
Rimmer: [irritated] Oh, great. Just what we need. The computer cracking wise.
Holly: [laughing] Hey, I’ll have you know I’m hilarious. But seriously, have you tried using a giant rubber chicken? I hear they’re good for scaring off aliens.

Well, I requested more comedy…

[The crew look at each other in confusion, then suddenly burst out laughing.]

Lister: [chuckling] Only on Red Dwarf would a rubber chicken be a viable weapon.

He’s got that right! What a wacky place that Red Dwarf is!

Kryten: [joining in] Indeed, sir. We may have to add that to our arsenal.
[As the crew continue to joke around and come up with increasingly ridiculous ideas

Unfortunately it cut off there, before it could describe any more ridiculous ideas.

COMING SOON: MORE! WITH LYRICS AND ILLUSTRATIONS!

[Ian Symes]

The site was founded by journalist and Red Dwarf fan Ian Symes

Journaliiiiiist. I’m a bleedin’ journaliiiiiist, don’t you know?

[clem]

See, even the AI thinks that Thanks for the Memory was underrated in the Coral Canvass.

For that matter so does early nineties Teletext

[Warbodog]

[Nick R]

[Ridley]

The more you feed it, the sooner it becomes tAIwan Tony.

[Warbodog]

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Pretty accurate descriptions of Holly and Queeg, but Pree is definitely not the one who’s most like a human being.

Actually I do know some people…

[Ian Symes]

Someone ask an AI to write an episode of Coronation Street where the residents discover they’re fictional characters in a TV show, and have to visit the set of Red Dwarf to track down the actor who plays Lister.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

William Roache wakes up and he has been playing an AR game for 65 years. 

[Frank Smeghammer]

William Roache wakes up and he has been playing an AR game for 65 years. 

[Ian Symes]

It was just another ordinary day on Coronation Street when something extraordinary happened. The residents of the street were going about their daily business, when suddenly, they all heard a strange noise. It was a kind of whirring, buzzing noise, like the sound of a TV set being turned on.

At first, nobody paid much attention to the noise. But then, something weird happened. The world around them began to shimmer and shake, and suddenly, the residents found themselves standing in a strange place. They looked around, bewildered, and realized that they were no longer on the cobbled streets of Coronation Street, but in a studio.

It was then that they realized the shocking truth: they were fictional characters in a TV show!

As they tried to make sense of what was happening, they looked around the studio and saw sets and props from other shows. They saw a large spaceship with the name Red Dwarf written on it, and suddenly, they knew what they had to do. They had to find the actor who played Lister, the main character from Red Dwarf, and ask him for help.

They quickly made their way to the set of Red Dwarf and were amazed to find themselves on a spaceship. They met with the cast and crew, and explained their situation. The Red Dwarf cast was shocked to hear that they were fictional characters and offered their help.

As they looked around the set, they soon realized that they had no idea what the actor who played Lister looked like. They had to ask around and eventually, they were pointed in the direction of the dressing room of Craig Charles, the actor who played Lister.

When they finally found Craig Charles, they explained their situation to him. Craig was surprised and amused at first, but he soon realized that they were serious. He agreed to help them return to Coronation Street, but first, he needed to figure out how to send them back.

After some brainstorming, they came up with a plan. Craig Charles would use the power of his acting to create a portal that would take the Coronation Street residents back to their world. With a bit of acting magic, Craig Charles was able to create the portal, and the residents of Coronation Street stepped through it.

As they emerged back on the cobbled streets of Coronation Street, they were overjoyed to be back in their world. They were relieved to find that nothing had changed, and that they were still the beloved characters that they had always been.

Although they knew that they were fictional characters, they were grateful to have had the experience of visiting another world and meeting the actors who played their counterparts on other TV shows. From that day on, they looked at their world with fresh eyes, and appreciated it all the more.

[Ian Symes]

Now in script form:

FADE IN:

INT. CORONATION STREET – DAY

The residents of Coronation Street are going about their daily business when they hear a strange noise. They look around, bewildered, and realize that they are no longer on the cobbled streets of Coronation Street, but in a studio.

The residents look around the studio and see sets and props from other shows. They see a large spaceship with the name Red Dwarf written on it.

CUT TO:

INT. RED DWARF SET – DAY

The Coronation Street residents make their way to the set of Red Dwarf and are amazed to find themselves on a spaceship. They meet with the cast and crew, and explain their situation.

RED DWARF CAST
(surprised)
You’re fictional characters in a TV show?

CORONATION STREET RESIDENTS
(nodding)
Yes, and we need your help to get back to our world.

CUT TO:

INT. RED DWARF DRESSING ROOM – DAY

The Coronation Street residents find themselves outside Craig Charles’ dressing room. They knock on the door and Craig opens it.

CRAIG CHARLES
(amused)
What can I do for you?

CORONATION STREET RESIDENTS
(excitedly)
We need your help! We’re fictional characters in a TV show, and we need to get back to our world.

CRAIG CHARLES
(skeptical)
You’re joking, right?

CORONATION STREET RESIDENTS
(shaking their heads)
No, we’re serious!

CRAIG CHARLES
(thoughtful)
Okay, let me think.

CUT TO:

INT. RED DWARF SET – DAY

The Coronation Street residents and the Red Dwarf cast are brainstorming ideas.

LISTER
(to Craig Charles)
Can’t you just act your way out of it?

CRAIG CHARLES
(thoughtful)
Maybe I can. I’ll need to create a portal with my acting.

RIMMER
(skeptical)
Are you sure that’s going to work?

CRAIG CHARLES
(confidently)
Trust me, I’m an actor.

CUT TO:

INT. CORONATION STREET – DAY

Craig Charles stands in front of the Coronation Street residents, who are gathered around him.

CRAIG CHARLES
(dramatically)
I am going to use the power of my acting to create a portal that will take you back to your world.

The Coronation Street residents look at each other, uncertain.

CRAIG CHARLES
(smiling)
Don’t worry, it’s just a bit of acting magic.

Craig Charles begins to act, and suddenly a portal appears in front of the Coronation Street residents.

CRAIG CHARLES
(to the residents)
Go on, step through!

The Coronation Street residents step through the portal, and suddenly they find themselves back on the cobbled streets of Coronation Street.

CUT TO:

INT. CORONATION STREET – DAY

The Coronation Street residents look around, relieved to be back in their world. They are overjoyed to find that nothing has changed, and that they are still the beloved characters that they have always been.

The residents look at each other, smiling.

CORONATION STREET RESIDENTS
(to each other)
We’ll never forget this!

FADE OUT.

[Ian Symes]

I told it to add a philosophical Ken Barlow speech to the final scene.

INT. CORONATION STREET – DAY

The Coronation Street residents look around, relieved to be back in their world. They are overjoyed to find that nothing has changed, and that they are still the beloved characters that they have always been.

The residents look at each other, smiling. Ken Barlow steps forward, a pensive look on his face.

KEN BARLOW
(pensive)
You know, this adventure has made me think deeply about the nature of our existence. We have always lived our lives as if they were real, but what if they were just a fiction created by someone else?

SALLY METCALFE
(confused)
What are you talking about, Ken?

KEN BARLOW
(thoughtful)
Think about it. We have no control over our lives or our destiny. We are at the mercy of the writers and the producers, and we can only act out the parts that they have assigned to us. We have no free will, no agency.

DAVID PLATT
(deflated)
That’s a depressing thought, Ken.

KEN BARLOW
(smiling)
But it doesn’t have to be. We can still find meaning in our lives, even if they are not real. We can still love, we can still laugh, we can still make a difference in the lives of those around us. And maybe, just maybe, our stories can inspire others to live better lives.

The other residents nod in agreement, and they all hug each other.

FADE OUT.

[si]

*applauds*

Well done, Symes. You can retire happy now. *wipes tear from eye*

[Ian Symes]

Write a fictional story about the website Ganymede & Titan, its writers and its community

Once upon a time, there was a thriving online community of Red Dwarf fans who gathered on the website Ganymede & Titan. The site had been founded years earlier by a fan named Ian, who had a deep love for the show and a desire to connect with other fans who shared his passion.

Over time, the site grew and attracted a team of dedicated writers who created content for the site on a regular basis. They wrote news articles, reviews, and opinion pieces about the show, and engaged with fans in the site’s forums and chat rooms.

One day, a new fan named Alice discovered Ganymede & Titan and was immediately drawn in by the site’s community spirit and love for Red Dwarf. She began participating in the forums and soon got to know some of the site’s regular contributors, including a writer named Dave.

Dave was a talented writer who had a knack for creating humorous and insightful articles about the show. Alice admired his work and was excited to learn that he was also a fan of her favorite character, Rimmer.

As Alice became more involved in the site’s community, she began to develop her own writing skills and contributed her own articles to the site. Her work was well-received by the other members of the community, and she felt a sense of pride and belonging as part of the Ganymede & Titan team.

As time went on, the site’s writers and fans continued to collaborate and create new content, building on the shared love and enthusiasm for Red Dwarf that had brought them all together. And though the show eventually came to an end, the spirit of the community lived on, as fans continued to gather on Ganymede & Titan to share memories, insights, and laughter.

What happened to Alice and Dave?

As the years went by, Alice and Dave continued to be active members of the Ganymede & Titan community, sharing their love for Red Dwarf with others on the site. Alice became known for her witty commentary and insightful analysis of the show’s characters and themes, while Dave continued to write articles and engage with fans in the site’s forums.

Over time, the site’s community grew and evolved, as new fans discovered the site and contributed their own insights and perspectives on Red Dwarf. Alice and Dave remained active members of the community, but also found new opportunities to connect with other fans offline.

They attended conventions and fan gatherings, where they met other fans of the show and formed new friendships. They also continued to write and create content related to Red Dwarf, sharing their love for the show with others in any way they could.

Despite the passing of time, the connection that Alice and Dave had forged through their shared love of Red Dwarf never faded. They remained friends and continued to support one another in all their creative endeavors, always looking for new ways to share their passion for the show with others. And as long as there were fans of Red Dwarf in the world, they knew that the spirit of Ganymede & Titan would continue to thrive.

Yes, but did Dave and Alice ever get together?

I apologize for any confusion. As a language model, I do not have access to the personal thoughts and feelings of individuals or their fictional characters, so I cannot say for sure whether Dave and Alice ever got together. The story I provided focused on the community and the connections that were forged through a shared love of Red Dwarf. However, it’s always possible to imagine various scenarios and outcomes for fictional characters, so it’s up to the reader to decide whether they believe Dave and Alice ended up together.

[Ian Symes]

This is far more fun that working. Some Big Finish spin offs for you:

1. Red Dwarf: The Cat’s Meow
   Synopsis: When the rest of the crew is lost in deep space, The Cat finds himself stranded on a planet ruled by a feline overlord. Can he use his charm and cunning to win the favor of the queen and find a way back to his shipmates?

2. Red Dwarf: Holly’s Return
   Synopsis: After an extended absence, the ship’s computer Holly is back online – and she’s got a lot to catch up on. With the help of the Dwarfers, Holly embarks on a mission to explore the universe and discover what she’s missed during her time in stasis.

3. Red Dwarf: Ace Rimmer, Dimension Jumper
   Synopsis: When a dimensional rift threatens to destroy the multiverse, only one man can save the day – the one and only Ace Rimmer! Follow the dashing hero as he jumps from reality to reality, battling villains and saving worlds along the way.

4. Red Dwarf: Kryten’s Kitchen Nightmares
   Synopsis: Kryten has always been a master of the culinary arts, but when a rival chef challenges him to a cooking contest, he finds himself in over his head. With the help of Lister and the rest of the crew, Kryten must step up his game and prove that he’s the best chef on the Dwarf.

5. Red Dwarf: The Rimmer Experience
   Synopsis: Step into the shoes of Arnold Rimmer and experience life on the Dwarf from his perspective. From his days as a lowly technician to his rise through the ranks, this audio spin-off provides an in-depth look at one of Red Dwarf’s most memorable characters.

6. Red Dwarf: The Last Human
   Synopsis: After the crew discovers a long-lost message from Earth, they set out on a mission to find the last surviving human. But when they finally locate the lone survivor, they discover that he’s not quite what they expected – and that he may hold the key to the fate of the entire universe.

7. Red Dwarf: The Adventures of Duane Dibbley
   Synopsis: Follow the misadventures of Duane Dibbley, the hapless and lovable alter ego of Cat. From his days as a mild-mannered technician to his rise to intergalactic fame, this audio spin-off explores the world of Red Dwarf through the eyes of one of its most unlikely heroes.

[Dave]

Looking forward to Alice turning up, she sounds nice.

[Stephen Abootman]

“Craig Charles would use the power of his acting to create a portal that would take the Coronation Street residents back to their world.”

He….he can do that?

“With a bit of acting magic, Craig Charles was able to create the portal”

OK, ‘a bit of acting magic’ doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

[Stephen Abootman]

Kryten’s Kitchen Nightmares sounds like a rejected series X episode. Presumably would have featured Kerry Shale as Gordon rAImsey

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Craig Charles’ acting is magic. That’s just an objective fact.

Except for “What’s an iguana?”

[Jonathan Capps]

I’m sorry but I need to know whether Dave and Alice fucked.

[Ridley]

Kryten’s Kitchen Nightmares sounds like a rejected series X episode. Presumably would have featured Kerry Shale as Gordon rAImsey

Better than him playing AInsley Harriott.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Or JAImie Oliver.

[si]

The Galloping GourmAI. 

[Author]

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