Funny Stuff What You Done Found on The Interweb

[Anonymous]

Thought it would be nice to have a special place for all the random shite one comes across on journeys around the interweb.

Here’s a couple to get started:

Pain on the shopping channel:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

Bloopers from a very accident-prone fellow on an American fishing show:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wWIbmOT7l0s

Make sure you have your sound turned up. This website has the best jingle ever:

http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

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[Ian Symes]

Bloopers from a very accident-prone fellow on an American fishing show:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wWIbmOT7l0s

That’s great. The last one is perfect.

Very inventive swearing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA

[Anonymous]

That is brilliant.

“G’Day!….Fuck Ya!”

[Baz]

http://www.fstdt.com

At first amusing, then gobsmacking, then scary and finally so bloody depressing. We share a planet with these people (the ones who are quoted that is).

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid

The acme of head-desk behaviour. Probably even funnier if you know more about computers than I do.

http://www.foolishcat.com/gallery/index.php?album=All+Photos

The antidote to the above. Awwwww….

[Anonymous]

Fundie quotes are absolutely amazing. The one about all atheists actually being Muslims had me in stitches.

[Anonymous]

Who would’ve thought that to turn Garfield into a touching, hilarious and surreal exploration of loneliness and existentialism, all you’d have to do is remove his thought bubbles?

See here: http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=4997&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

[pfm]

This is interesting in both a funny and perhaps disturbing way (actually there’s no ‘perhaps’ about it!). I can’t believe anyone would actually post this but…there you go, there are people out there who…would. Anyway enjoy! (or not… btw I did not actively seek this out and no, it’s not me…if it was it would be over a lot more quickly…) –

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yOi2C1C2AnU

Apologies in advance.

[Phil]

While I disagree with one of the posters, Jimbotfu, about Garfield being one of the worst comics in history, the bulk of that thread is spot on. It’s amazing how much you can say without having to say it, and as a writer myself it’s a fascinating little experiment of trying to balance saying too much and not saying enough. Thanks for the link!

[Andrew]

This has educational value, I’m almost certain:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdontlinkthis.net%2F&v=50YhnMM_oXo

(Have a look at some of the other vids by the same poster, though. Bursting water balloons are wicked in slo-mo.)

[Al]

On the subject of comics:

http://www.geocities.com/thoughtviper/holton/th.html

[Al]

Oh and for slapstick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS9VsnnzZfE

[John Hoare]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yOi2C1C2AnU

Apologies in advance.

OK, I have a question. YouTube won’t allow bare breasts, but *will* allow spurting cum, as long as you don’t show where it spurts from?

That is fucked up.

[pfm]

> YouTube won?t allow bare breasts, but *will* allow spurting cum, as long as you don?t show where it spurts from?

It is pretty insane. They probably explain it away by saying that technically the guy could just have a tube of handcream in his hand or something and he’s faking it. (sadly I don’t think this is the case in this video…) A bare breast onscreen can’t be faked, though there are plenty of tits on youtube.

[Ben Paddon]

It’s probably not a good idea to use this thread to plug my own webcomic, but I will use it to plug a friend’s comic. It’s called Good Ship Chronicles, and it’s probably best described as “The Office meets Star Trek” – it’s about a reality TV show being filmed aboard a starship where the real Nobodies of the StarCorp fleet end up. It’s The Last Dead End In Space. It’s probably the sort of ship Rimmer would’ve likely wound up on.

[clem]

http://tailsteak.com/arbuckle/index.php?date=060107

“In 1978, Jim Davis began a newspaper comic strip called “Garfield”. For almost thirty years, this strip has endured, primarily because its inoffensive, storyless humour is immediately accessible. It is, if not quite the Lowest Common Denominator of the comic world, at least as close to it as one can get without being obviously mediocre.
The comic changes dramatically when one removes the thought bubbles.
“Garfield” changes from being a comic about a sassy, corpulent feline, and becomes a compelling picture of a lonely, pathetic, delusional man who talks to his pets. Consider that Jon, according to Garfield canon, cannot hear his cat’s thoughts. This is the world as he sees it. This is his story.”

[peas_and_corn]

The ‘Jon doesn’t hear Garfield’s thoughts’ aspect gets broken all the time- there are many strips where it’s quite clear Jon is reacting to Garfield’s words.

[Anonymous]

Not funny, but has anyone else seen the video of the US soldiers throwing a puppy of the cliff?

Just mind-meltingly twisted and stupid of them. If there’s anything middle america hates more than not injuring Iraqis it’s injuring animals.

US press seems to not be covering the story much. Wonder why?

[Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc]

I remember hearing about that story on my local news–and according to them, there’s debate as to whether or not the footage is a fake.

[Phil]

>US press seems to not be covering the story much.

Front page of CNN.com yesterday…you can’t get much higher exposure than that in the States.

[Ben Paddon]

It’s not News, it’s CNN.

[Phil]

I’m not meaning to imply that CNN is the Most Reliable of All News Outlets, but it certainly is the most visible and probably the most frequently accessed. So really if it’s front-page CNN there’s no higher you can really go.

[Anonymous]

Oh my God, this is fucking brilliant. Someone took the footage of Michael Jackson’s famous Billy Jean performance and frame by frame increased the size of his sparkly glove.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UPnR-zIwvQ0&eurl=http://www.b3ta.com/links/

[Anonymous]

This is probably the best flash game I have ever played:

http://www.pandemoniac.com/media/awesome_game.swf

[Ridley]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation

http://www.floatinghandsstudios.com/comicparodies.html

Actually while I got reminded of I Love Horses magazine… that Beasts & Beings Magazine advert that recently appeared on TV (http://www.beasts-and-beings.co.uk/index.html) seems to be edging into exactly what Peter Serafinowicz did http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klS92A8YzfY

[mick]

[Anonymous]

The most stupid toy ever created:

[pfm]

Some more amusing youtube videos…

Couple of adverts –

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA

Is this guy serious?? Is it even a guy??? –

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDEhLw1PVI

He became famous after that!

[mick]

[Pete Part Three]

Just annoying.

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ganymede.tv%2F

[Dave]

[pfm]

This is better –

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Yds_GijJg

Also this, which must have been left in!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u1rsUvz7g6o

[pfm]

By the way, has anyone seen this, ’cause I haven’t. –

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HRZvdkXhgcQ

[Pete Part Three]

What. The. Hell. ?.

[John Hoare]

Just annoying.

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ganymede.tv%2F

I’m amused that ‘Flibster’ was renamed ‘Gangsta’.

[John Hoare]

One of my favourite Harry Enfield sketches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MinhE1nNCk

[Ridley]

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/burntfaceman.html

(These movies have naughty language that may not be suitable for your little ones)

[Pete Part Three]

…and a big hello to all you truckers out there…

Wow. Remember when Harry Enfield was funny?

[Anonymous]

*strains*

Huuunnnnnghhhhhh………………..

I remember when Paul Whitehouse was funny. Is that close enough?

[John Hoare]

?and a big hello to all you truckers out there?

Wow. Remember when Harry Enfield was funny?

He was brilliant in LAY2. But Ruddy Hell was excerable, YES. (That wasn’t meant to be in capitals, but it seems appropriate.)

I still think the best thing he’s done is Smashie and Nicey: End of an Era.

[pfm]

> One of my favourite Harry Enfield sketches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MinhE1nNCk

And look who’s in it, the executive producer of World Of Pub and the first two series’ of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps! Even though I’ve seen that sketch loads I don’t think I’ve registered that he was in it before.

Btw, SOME of Ruddy Hell… was OK.

[Anonymous]

Never seen this trailer before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQGQGP1j7Tc

Wonder if it’s from the first broadcast?

[pfm]

Utterly classic –

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Te_Ni1O_Jcs

[Phil]

Eventually I’ll probably give some thought to what would make the list of my All-Time Favorite Comedy Sketches, but until then, I can guarantee that this would be high in the top 10:

[mick]

This, is fucking great…

http://youtube.com/watch?v=X4SCSGRVAQE

[Danny Stephenson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNC6PiLfiAg

I wouldn’t say this was funny, but it’s frigging clever…

[pfm]

Two clips of a master at work –

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=seEGwx2txuc

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sf_pogZ8jE

[Ian Symes]

I’m Baaad Dad,
I am the Badder Dadder,
I was mad before,
Now you’ve made me even madder,
There’s a hole in the roof,
And I haven’t got my ladder,
‘Cause you borrowed it,
And failed to give it back.

[Ridley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE2hA8qCS40

Not really teh 1nternetz but They’re never going to get around to releasing series two and three on DVD.

[Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc]

It’s not a Youtube link, but read this weblog article. I reckon at least some of you will probably laugh your heads off at it. I know I did.

[Andrew]

Internet sitcom with remarkable pedigree:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYciwf7XN4

[Pete Part Three]

Red Dwarf Site with interesting forum thread

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