How Big do Chickens in the Red Dwarf Universe Get?

[peas_and_corn]

Lister and Cat thought a human corpse was a chicken

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[Flap Jack]

They should know from experience that a chicken is approximately the size and shape of a Quagaar warrior.

[Pete Part Three]

Thought it was the same size and shape as a cigarette.

[Warbodog]

I always wondered where Pete found the carrots with the girth of tree trunks.

[Hamish]

I always wondered about Pete. In general.

[si]

Wondered about Pete/worried about Doug.

[By Jove its holmes]

Humans have been know to attack each other. Today on Earth, commercial ships are being hijacked by pirates or attacked by terrorists. Some armament on the Red Dwarf would not be out of place.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

Are you suggesting that Red Dwarf carries carrots the size of tree trucks as ammunition for something?

[Warbodog]

What’s this? War carrot? Kryten, you know how I feel about death vegetables.

[Plastic Percy]

I read a Red Dwarf photo comic where the ship carried a Mr. T as an anti-terrorist device.

[Dave]

What’s this? War carrot?

*applauds*

[Ian Symes]

What’s this? War carrot? Kryten, you know how I feel about death vegetables.

Very good indeed.

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