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    peas_and_corn
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    Lister and Cat thought a human corpse was a chicken

    #253379
    Flap Jack
    Member

    They should know from experience that a chicken is approximately the size and shape of a Quagaar warrior.

    #253390
    Pete Part Three
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    Thought it was the same size and shape as a cigarette.

    #253598
    Warbodog
    Member

    I always wondered where Pete found the carrots with the girth of tree trunks.

    #253645
    Hamish
    Member

    I always wondered about Pete. In general.

    #253661
    si
    Participant

    Wondered about Pete/worried about Doug.

    #253767
    By Jove its holmes
    Participant

    Humans have been know to attack each other. Today on Earth, commercial ships are being hijacked by pirates or attacked by terrorists. Some armament on the Red Dwarf would not be out of place.

    #253771
    quinn_drummer
    Participant

    Are you suggesting that Red Dwarf carries carrots the size of tree trucks as ammunition for something?

    #253772
    Warbodog
    Member

    What’s this? War carrot? Kryten, you know how I feel about death vegetables.

    #253785
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    I read a Red Dwarf photo comic where the ship carried a Mr. T as an anti-terrorist device.

    #253786
    Dave
    Member

    What’s this? War carrot?

    *applauds*

    #253787
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    What’s this? War carrot? Kryten, you know how I feel about death vegetables.

    Very good indeed.

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