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Here is my idea for an episode.
The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.
That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.
Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.
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EDTHEDUCKHAWK
GELFS release Ed the Duck to track down the Red Dwarf crew and suck their positive emotions towards children tv puppets out of them.
ETCHAWK
The crew are stalked by all the other puns we can think of in relation to Emohawk but can’t be bothered to list.
MUMM-RA… I NEVER HAD A MUMM-RA
Kryten gets melancholy about his incomplete Thundercats action figure collection.
AREN’T YOU A PANTHROIST?
Kryten asks Lister whether he bases his worldview on the philosophies of a secondary character from Thundercats.
I’VE GOT A NOTE FROM MUMM-RA
Cat tries to bluff a genius computer into believing that the villain from a 1980s animated TV show has written a note excusing him from all types of work duties in the event that this ever comes up.
LION-OSHIP
The crew encounter a ship which is manned by hundreds of clones of the lead character of a 1980s animated TV show
SMOKE ME A TYGRA I’LL BE BACK FOR BREAKFAST
Ace Rimmer instructs the crew to prepare him a much bigger breakfast than his usual kippers
HE’S NOT A WILYKIT DROID LISTER
Rimmer tries to explain to Lister that Kryten isn’t a droid form of the annoying sidekick character from a 1980s animated TV show
I AM HE-MAN
A clone of Rimmer tries to convince the boys from the dwarf that he is in fact a 1980s cartoon character.
KRYDENTITY WITHIN
The crew finally come across a colony of series 4000 mechanoids, and Kryten immediately begins a quest to lose his robo-virginity, and uh, he ends up fighting one of the other horny mechanoids? Idk I only saw Identity Within once, I don’t really remember the details. It wouldn’t be a mop-off like in Siliconia though. Brutal fisticuffs, tearing the wires out of each other, ripping off heads etc. Full Robot Wars. Craig Charles semi-drops character to commentate the proceedings.
PAGE LOADING SPEED
The overshadowed sibling of the sporting legend fixes a broken website forum, having allowed nominative determinism to guide his career path.
PAIGE SPEED
When Lister fathers a daughter he decides to name her after an incident on a popular fan forum.
DO YOU KNOW WHY WE CAN’T READ ANYTHING? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO POSTS TO READ
G&T Admin schemes to permanently turn off posting everywhere after noticing the massive improvement it makes to this thread.
SO HOW’RE YOU SUPPOSED TO SEE ‘EM?
Holly questions how people were supposed to see G&T forum content
AGIN-CORP
A key battle in the one hundred years war is suddenly made invisible to all those who fought in it.
M-CORPSE
In the new Bond movie 007 desperately searches for a way to make M’s corpse invisible after accidentally killing him
M-WARP
Holly invents a successor to the Hop Drive which he claims will enable Red Dwarf to achieve warp speeds and get the crew home but instead when they use it the ship just turns invisible
M-OVIE
The writer of Red Dwarf goes through such a bad patch that fans are unable to see the difference between his genuine writing and a poor imitation.
THE END OF THE MIDDLE IN THE BEGINNING
The Beginning gets a re-master re-release in which Jimmy Eat World perform just the last chorus of their hit song The Middle. Not to be confused with a previous idea for an episode where Jimmy Eat World simply teleport onboard Red Dwarf to perform the song in full
NO, I’M SINGLE AT THE MOMENT, SIR
Kryten says something which doesn’t make much sense and leads Red Dwarf fans to believe it’s not a genuine Doug Naylor script.
BONEY TO RIDE
Everyone’s favourite skeletal crew member turns up hitching a ride in Doug’s movie script
SHITONASCRIPT
An enterprising ebay seller mishears his brother’s sex advice and decides that the best way to seduce women is to write down any old toss and try to pass it off as an unreleased Red Dwarf movie script.
ALL THE HELP YOU WERE
Kryten pens an 80s power-ballad detailing all the times Lister has assisted him in the past.
MUST HAVE DUST IN MY CIRCUITS
Kryten offers a spurious reason for why his dialogue sounds so out-of-character un the Red Dwarf movie.
SPACE CRAFT 1?
During his flight training Kryten is tasked with reading the exciting name of the ship to surface vessel the crew regularly use
I JUST WANT YOUR SPACE… CRAFT 1. GIVE ME THE START-UP CODE
A rogue simulant tries to steal Starbug in the Red Dwarf movie.
GIVE ME THE UP-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-A-AND-START CODE
A rogue simulant asks Gamesmaster for the Sonic The Hedgehog level select cheat.
GIVE ME THE UPSTART CROW
A rogue simulant demands that the crew of Red Dwarf recreate a sitcom about Shakespeare.
BOY-FRIEND?
Lister and Kryten cautiously test the waters of their platonic relationship while ostensibly talking about girls.
48 YEARS LATER
Doug implements a time jump in the long awaited movie to account for the casts varying states of disappointing ageing
THE MOVIE: YEAH, NO, YEAH, NO, NEVER MIND
Prize-winning fan film dramatising an anticlimactic forum thread.
PINK DWARF
Doug decides to reboot Red Dwarf with an all female cast but inexplicably gets into hot trouble with the lawyers of an erotic novelist.
eBAY 47
When Kryten starts spouting uncharacteristic nonsense, Rimmer diagnoses Droid Rot and sends him to quarantine.
BUT THEN I READ SOMETHING THAT MADE ME CUM
Patrick Stewart recounts the time he was reading what he believed to be the 5th Red Dwarf novel alone in his hotel room until something happened, and he got what the book was.
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