Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

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[Jenuall]

THAT MANY!?!

Cat is amazed to hear that the Idea for an episode thread has been pumping out high quality content for over 5 years.

[Jenuall]

LOOK LISTEN, IN 5 YEARS TIME YOU FIND A WAY TO COME BACK AND CREATE SOME BETTER IDEAS

Future Lister reassures his past self that given enough time there will eventually be some good content found in the ideas for an episode thread

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

YEAH, AND WHAT DID I GET? 5 YEARS WORK OF EPISODE IDEAS

Lister reminds Rimmer a past birthday gift was over 100 pages of the best episode ideas a group of fans can come up with.

[Dave]

….FIVE YEARS LONG SERVICE

G&T admin describe their experience moderating the Idea For An Episode thread since its inception.

[Jonathan Capps]

moderating

lol

[Warbodog]

I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, I CAN GIVE YOU FIFTEEN

A post from page 372 escapes back to the comparatively wholesome sanity of page 124, but is unable to communicate its dire warning through the medium of Red Dwarf reference wordplay before succumbing.

[si]

I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, I CAN GIVE YOU FIFTEEN

A post from page 372 escapes back to the comparatively wholesome sanity of page 124, but is unable to communicate its dire warning through the medium of Red Dwarf reference wordplay before succumbing.

Good luck.

[cwickham]

MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FOUR

Starbug has a laser cannon which is tilted at a 45-degree angle. It is pointed in the direction of a GELF ship, which is chasing it across a planetoid with an Earth-like atmosphere. The cannon is fired, sending a laser bolt with a density of 6kg towards the GELF ship at a velocity of 300 metres per second.

The GELF ship’s side is sloped upwards at 30 degrees. Assuming that gravitational acceleration is 9.8 metres per second per second, and disregarding air resistance and the height of the cannon (in other words, assume the cannon opening is at elevation zero), at what elevation, in metres, will the laser bolt strike the side of the GELF ship? Please round to the nearest metre.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

IN FIVE YEARS TIME, YOU FIND ANOTHER WAY TO COME BACK IN TIME.

Page two four eight leaks into page one two four and things start to get a might bit confusing one a forum member who believes they might be on mushrooms sees both future pages at the same time, having just woken up from a stint in the infirmary.

 

[Warbodog]

WHAT CARCASSONNE? MAGAZINE

Specialist publication for vultures who are undecided whether to commit to the first or second edition of a medieval-themed tile placement game.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

I’VE BEEN FLAMINGOED UP

A moody co-presenter on a popular video game TV show insists his stitch up over the productions choice of game for him to compete in is much much bigger than most.

[Warbodog]

HOGEY COKEY

Hogey develops a drug habit.

[Warbodog]

HOGEY LEE DOKELY

Hogey reveals his full name.

[Warbodog]

HOGEY’S PULL-UPS

Lister tries to potty train Hogey. He’s a big boy now.

[Warbodog]

HULK HOGEY

Hogey tries to become a professional wrestler.

[Dave]

HOGEEY THE ROGUE ‘E’

Rimmer misspells Hogey’s name, two Es actually.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

HOGEY THR ROGUE, PUDDING AND PIE, KISSED THE GIRLS AND MADE THEM CRY

A rather sombre special episode of Red Dwarf that takes a thoughtful look at the #MeToo movement via a one off story about a lonely Simulant being sexually inappropriate towards a number of one off female characters …. who are all flushed out an airlock at the end to reset the status quo.

[Warbodog]

HOGEY’S HEROES

Lister and Rimmer try to steal Hogey’s miniature chocolates while he’s sleeping. Watch out for the booby traps, lads!

[Warbodog]

CARRIE HOGEY

Annoyed by Hogey’s bad karaoke, the guys pour pig blood all over him on stage, inadvertently awakening his destructive telekinetic powers.

[Warbodog]

HOGEY THE FOGEY

An elderly Hogey has amusing senior moments.

[cwickham]

MATHS IN THE RED PART ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE

Lister holds a race between all the Skutters. Unfortunately, he tries to get Holly to keep the results, and there’s a bit of a mix-up. All he knows is that the Skutter who came in three places in front of the Skutter who finished last came in two places ahead of the Skutter who came in seventh.

How many Skutters finished the race?

[Dave]

HOGEY THE BOGEY

Hogey turns out to be Camille in disguise, and Cat repeats his Sphinx joke at the expense of her appearance.

[Dave]

HOGEY THE O.G.

Hogey embraces the trappings of gangsta rap.

[Dave]

HOGEY THE LOW-KEY

Hogey reappears in Series XIV but only as a minor background character without a speaking role.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE LOKI

The part of Hogey is recast to Tom Hiddleston.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE POKEY

Hogey invades peoples’ personal spaces.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

HOGEY THE ROPEY

Hogey gets a job aboard an old sailing ship, looking after all the rope for the sails.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE COKEY

Hogey invents a dance, and names it after himself.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE WOKEY

Hogey is alert to racial and social injustices.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE YOKEY

Hogey is an egg now.

[cwickham]

BOGEY THE ROGUEY

Hogey’s snotty cousin is introduced.

[cwickham]

OKILY-DOKILY THE ROGUEY

Hogey is related to Ned Flanders.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

HOGEY THE MOULIN ROUGEY

Hoguey gets a job working in a French ecsotic  dance club.

[Dave]

HOGEY THE SMALL ROUGEY

Hogey dies and Red Dwarf is renamed after him.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

HOGEY THE MOWGLI

Hogey auditions for a part in the ships production of Jungle Book.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE ROGUE-ONEY

Hogey steals the blueprints for the Death Star.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE VOGUEY

Hogey does a fashion shoot.

[cwickham]

HOGEY THE FOGEY

Hogey is old.

[cwickham]

HOAGIE THE ROGUEY

Hoagy is a submarine sandwich.

[cwickham]

POGUEY THE ROGUEY

Hoagy replaces Shane MacGowan as a band’s lead singer.

[cwickham]

HOAGY THE JOKEY

Hoagy is humorous.

[cwickham]

HOAGY THE MOKE-Y

Hoagy drives a small car.

[cwickham]

HOAGY THE OK

Hoagy is basically fine.

[cwickham]

HOAGY THE BLOKEY

Hoagy is crude.

[Dave]

HOGEY THE MOGUL-Y

Hogey is cast in a biopic of Rupert Murdoch.

[cwickham]

HOAGY THE SMOKEY

Hoagy liks cigarettes.

[Dave]

HOGEY THE WOGAN-Y

Hogey starts affecting an Irish accent and beginning every sentence with “is it me, or…?”

[cwickham]

HOAGY THE FUNKY

Hoagy enjoys dancing to music.

[Dave]

HOGEY THE YODEL-Y

Hogey starts a parcel delivery service that isn’t very good.

[Dave]

FUCK MY HOGEY WE’RE ON PAGE 125

Etc.

[Author]

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