Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

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[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

BLANKET OF POWER

Lister takes up knitting in a hope of passing the knitwear exam and out ranking Rimmer.

After submitting an electric blanket as his final project, Lister pretends he has passed the exam when he was in fact disqualified. 

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

QUILT

Holly plays an hilarious prank of the crew and pretends he has been replaced by a quilt. 

[Dave]

COMFORTER DENSE & PILLOW ANNOY HER

Kochanski contracts mutated pneumonia and hallucinates an overly thick blanket and a lumpy headrest.

[Nick R]

WAITING FOR TOG

The Cat Priest freezes to death because he hasn’t got a warm enough duvet.

TOGLYMORPH

The polymorph disguises itself by transforming into various types of sheets, blankets, duvets, and quilts.

THE INQUISITOG

A bedsheet that’s survived until the end of time travels through eternity, judging whether those who sleep under it have led worthy lives.

BACK TOG REALITY

Lister wakes up and finds out that all of his experiences on Red Dwarf were just a dream he was having asleep under a particularly snug quilt.

MECHTOGRACY

All of the sentient sheets, blankets, duvets, and quilts go on strike, in order to get Kryten to wash them more often.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

DIVAN DAVE

Lister gets a letter from and old flame telling him that he might be the owner of a bed with underneath storage 

[Dave]

FUTON ECHOES

When Red Dwarf breaks light speed, Lister starts seeing visions of beds he might one day own.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

MURPHOCRACY

During an abandons ship situation, a number of concealed wall mounted beds are left behind, and demand representation amongst the crew. 

[Flap Jack]

BED DWARF: TITAN

Red Dwarf flies in range of a Casper Sleep Station, which sends the crew an automated sponsorship offer: 100 years of luxury food and entertainment supplies, in exchange for them replacing all of the ship’s mattresses with Casper Mattresses, adding Casper promotional graphics to all their intra-ship communications, and painting the Casper logo onto the side of the ship. Lister remembers that they’re down to their last 10 years of vindaloo sauce, and agrees.

However, they soon discover that all of the new mattresses are painfully uncomfortable, due to Casper specialising in holo-mattresses for the post-dead and skimping on quality for all other markets. The Dwarfers try to get out of the contract, but realise that they’re legally locked in for the full 100 years. That is, until they find out that their contract actually clashes with a pre-existing deal that the JMC made with Titan Mattress (headquartered on Callisto), who make vastly superior quality mattresses, have options to suit every living humanoid, and offer a 120-year trial period, a limited lifetime warranty, and free delivery to all residences and businesses between Earth and Uranus.

Unfortunately Casper aren’t as friendly as they first appeared, and won’t leave without a fight…

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

THE OAK FURNITURE LAND

The crew discover a persecuted group of cats who believe Lister to be the god of solid oak furniture for his striking resembles to Craig Charles, who once voiced an advert for the company Oak Furniture Land. 

[cwickham]

Fuck my arse we’re on the two hundred and seventieth page

[evilmorwen]

BACK IN THE NEDS

andy, who had previously taken time out from his artistic career to work as a technician at a total immersion video game arcade, rejoins his old band, Ned’s Atomic Dustbin.

[Jonathan Capps]

‘; DROP TABLE forum;

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Nick R]

GUNMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

In an attempt to remove a Simulant computer virus from Starbug’s Navicomp, the crew uses the AR unit to enter Kryten’s dreams and battle the virus’s avatar: the Four-Poster Bed of the Apocalypse.

[si]

You never saw this.

Forget it.

[Dave]

You never saw this.

Forget it.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

THANK FOR FORGETTING

A forum member wipes the memories of everyone else on the forum, and is really grateful they now believe they saw nothing 

[Nick R]

[Dave]

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