Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

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[cwickham]

Fuck my arse we’re on the two hundred and sixty-eighth page

[Dave]

M CROP

The crew all adopt Judi Dench’s haircut from Goldeneye.

[Moonlight]

TAIWAN PHONY

Controversy erupts aboard the Dwarf when it turns out Kerry Shale isn’t even a bit Chinese-y.

[Dave]

M’AIDEN TY-ONE TONY

Rob Grant and Doug Naylor unexpectedly reunite for a Red Dwarf movie in which the antagonists are Agonoids with racist accents.

[cwickham]

BEST GUESS

Kryten writes a song about queer love.

[Moonlight]

THAT IS AN AUTHENTIC LESBIAN COPY

Me² on the Parallel Universe Dwarf ends a whole lot differently.

[Moonlight]

FIGMENTS OF MR. LISTER’S IMAGINATION MADE SOLID BY SOME WEIRD SPACE RAY

In a surprise sequel to Confidence & Paranoia that seems like Doug simply forgot they’d already done this idea, Lister’s senses of Confidence and Paranoia are brought to life by some weird space ray. Guest starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell.

[cwickham]

KRYTEN FIGURES IT OUT

Spin-off where Kryten addresses the audience directly to explain his adolescent concerns.

[cwickham]

DAISY TV

Kryten sets up a TV channel starring Ridley, Donovan, May Cooper, Edgar-Jones, Goodwin and Head.

[cwickham]

LAZY TV

Kryten sets up a TV channel for narcoleptics.

[cwickham]

HAZY TV

Kryten sets up a TV channel with very poor reception.

[cwickham]

CRAZY TV

Kryten sets up a TV channel for the clinically insane.

[cwickham]

WHITEY TV

Kryten sets up a TV channel that broadcasts GB News.

[Dave]

WHITEY TV
Kryten sets up a TV channel that broadcasts GB News.

SHITEY TV

New title for WHITEY TV.

[Nick R]

BLIGHTY TV

Kryten sets up a TV channel that broadcasts UK TV programmes.

[Nick R]

FRIGHTY TV

The Low Kryten sets up a TV channel.

[Nick R]

MIGHTY TV

Kryten sets up a TV channel showing nothing but episodes of Mighty Max and The Mighty Boosh, and The Mighty Ducks (movies and TV series).

The armadillo from the Sonic games is the presenter.

[Moonlight]

SPITEY TV

Rimmer illegally rebroadcasts a football game to pull viewers away from Kryten.

[Ian Symes]

SPIREITES TV

As above, but specifically it’s a Chesterfield FC match.

[Nick R]

SPRITEY TV

Lister sets up a TV channel showing the sexiest AR game characters he’s ever seen.

[Dave]

SHITEY SPRITE TV

Alternative title for The Promised Land.

[cwickham]

SPRITE TV

Kryten films an advert for a soft drink.

[Moonlight]

BITEY, TEEHEE

The Cat, succumbing to his catty instincts, goes around the ship biting everyone and destroying upholstery.

[Nick R]

KRYTIE/TEE HEE

Kryten’s limbs get damaged, so he steals a metal arm from the henchman in Live and Let Die.

[Nick R]

KRYTIE: “TEE HEE!”

Kryten gets a case of the giggles.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE BSKYB

Kryten’s TV channel is purchased by Rupert Murdoch.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE CC

Kryten copies someone into an email.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE DB

Kryten meets an absolutely horrible internet troll. Meanwhile, it turns out references only you get don’t really make good posts in this thread.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE ME-ME

Kryten is self-centered.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE PEE-PEE

Kryten goes for a leak.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE TEEPEE

Kryten is culturally insensitive.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE HMV

Kryten sells physical media.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE HGV

Kryten drives big trucks.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE TLC

Red Dwarf moves channels again.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE TCP

Kryten homages a scene from One Foot in the Grave.

[Dave]

CHROMA-KEY VT

New title for the first five minutes of Marooned.

[Nick R]

KRYTIE EE

Kryten gets persuaded by Kevin Bacon to switch his mobile network provider.

[Nick R]

KRYTIE e. e.

Kryten starts writing poetry.

[Nick R]

KRYTIE ZZ

Kryten grows a long beard, starts playing blues rock, and turns up in Back to the Future 3. British fans complain about the episode title’s pronunciation.

[cwickham]

KRYTIE XYZ

New title for Pete (Part Two).

[Moonlight]

KRYTIE 2X4B 52TV

The gang gather and watch a Ken Burns documentary on Kryten’s chest monitor.

[Nick R]

KRYTIE 2X4 Bee 52TV

Kryten uses strips of wood to construct a model of a stinging insect.

This was the last episode of series VIII, thus taking Red Dwarf’s TV episode count up to the magical threshold of 52, as required for international syndication.

[Quinn: Clochebusters World Champion]

RED DWARF: LIGHTNIN’

Danny Zumo comes back from the future to turn a rusty Starbug into suped up flashy motor

[cwickham]

TY-TAN

The Dwarfers buy lots of Beanie Babies.

[cwickham]

PIE-TAN

The Dwarfers use a scientific calculator.

[cwickham]

CYAN

The Dwarfers are sort of bluey.

[cwickham]

WRITIN’

The Dwarfers pen a novel.

[cwickham]

TIE-MAN

The DNA machine comes back, and is used on the Cat’s neckwear.

[cwickham]

CITIN’

The Dwarfers edit Wikipedia.

[Nick R]

MIGHTN’T

But it might.

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