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    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    “They’re priceless nineteenth-century replicas of Napoleon’s Armee du
    Nord.”

    I’m not being doorist, believe me, I like doors.

    Cat says the trimmers are like wrestling in treacle.

    #206754
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    > Cat says the trimmers are like wrestling in treacle.

    “That’s how eskimos cared for their old people?”

    “Are you saying I am a resentful person? I really resent that!”

    #206756
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    “anything else coming, Mr Cat?”

    “haha, you’re as bald as a plucked chicken, man”

    #206757
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    “Nice plan, Lister, excellent plan!”

    “It’s the booze – you’re not used to it.”

    #206758
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    “It’s the booze – you’re not used to it.”

    How were we supposed to know that, you Brummie git?

    Cesiumfrankolithicmixialobidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxide.

    #206759
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    > Cesiumfrankolithicmixialobidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxide.

    “You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide.”

    “No, I’d describe the accused as a git.”

    #206765
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    “…like a complete and total tit!”

    “What can we do here that’s a novelty?”

    #206767
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    “Right, I’ll just stand over here and laugh slobbily.”

    “Two forks and a pencil sharpener?”

    #206773
    Phil
    Participant

    “He ain’t heavy, sir, he’s my butter.”

    #206774
    Carlito
    Participant

    “Two forks and a pencil sharpener?”

    “That’s why she hates you. Because she knows you’re going to kill her.”

    It’s an obscene phone call, sir. I think it’s for you.

    #206775
    Blisschick
    Participant

    “No difference. I just wanted to look like I was paying attention.”

    #206776
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    It’s broken now.

    #206778
    Bexley Heath
    Participant

    That or Blisschick’s making a really clever joke.

    #206779
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >It’s an obscene phone call, sir. I think it’s for you.

    They’re tying him to a stake: it’s Winnie the Pooh!

    Do you have anything to say?

    #206781
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    I was getting tired of it anyway.

    Maybe next month we can have Round Two.

    #206788
    Alex
    Participant

    >Do you have anything to say?

    I wonder why they call it “Mayday”

    That’s right! I told her I wanted to play the field.

    #206789
    anniescribe
    Participant

    “That or Blisschick’s making a really clever joke.”

    She butter not be!

    “Grab them forks, we might need ’em!”

    #206800
    Carlito
    Participant

    “That’s right! I told her I wanted to play the field.”

    “OK bud, I’ll keep my nose peeled.”

    #206801
    Carlito
    Participant

    Rimmer, you’ve taken a group of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the Dirty Dozen!

    #206812
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Rimmer, you’ve taken a group of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the Dirty Dozen!

    “I give you my body and you’ve given me a bosom…”

    “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!” (actually this needs to be the punchline to another line, so someone think of the one that feeds this… :D)

    #206813
    Alex
    Participant

    >“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!” (actually this needs to be the punchline to another line, so someone think of the one that feeds this… :D)

    Never mind this tot, what about *me*, old man? What happens to *me*?

    #206814
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    >“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!”

    Impressive that this has the maximum number of a’s without triggering the run-over effect.

    Alex – You haven’t finished your turn yet. Start another couplet, dude. :)

    #206820
    Alex
    Participant

    Oh yeah, I needed a a rhyme for bosom to give Danny the feed didn’t I? Uh, ok let’s go with:

    I just can’t get it out of my head. It’s just so catchy! “Om!”

    #206826
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Oh yeah, I needed a a rhyme for bosom to give Danny the feed didn’t I? Uh, ok let’s go with:

    This is getting terribly muddled. You gave the feed to my like of ‘extraordinary’ (and i thank you for this) and you have to provide the next line. Which I’m taking as this…

    I just can’t get it out of my head. It’s just so catchy! “Om!”

    “it must be wired up to the warning system, but not the bomb…”

    I reply with:

    “Ooh he’s taking you home to meet his mum already”…..

    #206827
    Phil 4Q2B
    Participant

    I get front seat in the cockpit and you’re in charge of the laundry.

    I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head

    #206828
    Carlito
    Participant

    “I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head”

    “….for just like me, you’re utterly dead.”

    Do me a lemon! That’s a poor IQ for a glass of water.

    #206831
    takerdemon
    Participant

    “Do me a lemon! That’s a poor IQ for a glass of water.”

    ***”Yes sir, he says in exchange for the oxygeneration unit he wants you to be his daughter’s mate.”***
    “His daughter?”

    ———–

    That’s a load of Tottenham that is, it’s a steaming pile of Hotspur.

    #206835
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    > “That’s a load of Tottenham that is, it’s a steaming pile of Hotspur.”

    “What’d you do that for?”*

    ==

    “Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?”

    #206840
    MANI506
    Participant

    An extra easter egg behind Cat’s shoulder at 2 minutes 12 seconds? Banana related?

    ‘He broke my leg?’

    Just given you another reason to watch the video again!

    #206843
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    > “Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?”

    No clues, just have a guess.

    They’ve got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget.

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