Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Noise from the Dwarf – celebrating 25 years of Red Dwarf Search for: This topic has 80 replies, 20 voices, and was last updated 12 years, 2 months ago by HelloMabel. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic March 11, 2013 at 5:39 pm #206638 Pecospete666Participant YouTube Great video! http://bit.ly/YSZzq8 Creator Topic Viewing 30 replies - 51 through 80 (of 80 total) 1 2 Author Replies March 18, 2013 at 10:46 pm #206752 Ian SymesKeymaster “They’re priceless nineteenth-century replicas of Napoleon’s Armee du Nord.” I’m not being doorist, believe me, I like doors. Cat says the trimmers are like wrestling in treacle. March 19, 2013 at 2:15 am #206754 Ben PaddonParticipant > Cat says the trimmers are like wrestling in treacle. “That’s how eskimos cared for their old people?” “Are you saying I am a resentful person? I really resent that!” March 19, 2013 at 2:26 am #206756 Danny StephensonKeymaster “anything else coming, Mr Cat?” “haha, you’re as bald as a plucked chicken, man” March 19, 2013 at 2:47 am #206757 HelloMabelParticipant “Nice plan, Lister, excellent plan!” “It’s the booze – you’re not used to it.” March 19, 2013 at 3:04 am #206758 Ian SymesKeymaster “It’s the booze – you’re not used to it.” How were we supposed to know that, you Brummie git? Cesiumfrankolithicmixialobidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxide. March 19, 2013 at 5:49 am #206759 Ben PaddonParticipant > Cesiumfrankolithicmixialobidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxide. “You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide.” “No, I’d describe the accused as a git.” March 19, 2013 at 3:01 pm #206765 Pete Part ThreeParticipant “…like a complete and total tit!” “What can we do here that’s a novelty?” March 19, 2013 at 5:54 pm #206767 HelloMabelParticipant “Right, I’ll just stand over here and laugh slobbily.” “Two forks and a pencil sharpener?” March 19, 2013 at 9:02 pm #206773 PhilParticipant “He ain’t heavy, sir, he’s my butter.” March 20, 2013 at 2:17 am #206774 CarlitoParticipant “Two forks and a pencil sharpener?” “That’s why she hates you. Because she knows you’re going to kill her.” It’s an obscene phone call, sir. I think it’s for you. March 20, 2013 at 4:46 am #206775 BlisschickParticipant “No difference. I just wanted to look like I was paying attention.” March 20, 2013 at 1:23 pm #206776 Ian SymesKeymaster It’s broken now. March 20, 2013 at 4:29 pm #206778 Bexley HeathParticipant That or Blisschick’s making a really clever joke. March 20, 2013 at 6:01 pm #206779 Seb PatrickKeymaster >It’s an obscene phone call, sir. I think it’s for you. They’re tying him to a stake: it’s Winnie the Pooh! Do you have anything to say? March 20, 2013 at 7:47 pm #206781 HelloMabelParticipant I was getting tired of it anyway. Maybe next month we can have Round Two. March 21, 2013 at 12:23 am #206788 AlexParticipant >Do you have anything to say? I wonder why they call it “Mayday” That’s right! I told her I wanted to play the field. March 21, 2013 at 1:15 am #206789 anniescribeParticipant “That or Blisschick’s making a really clever joke.” She butter not be! “Grab them forks, we might need ’em!” March 22, 2013 at 1:14 am #206800 CarlitoParticipant “That’s right! I told her I wanted to play the field.” “OK bud, I’ll keep my nose peeled.” March 22, 2013 at 1:16 am #206801 CarlitoParticipant Rimmer, you’ve taken a group of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the Dirty Dozen! March 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm #206812 Danny StephensonKeymaster Rimmer, you’ve taken a group of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the Dirty Dozen! “I give you my body and you’ve given me a bosom…” — “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!” (actually this needs to be the punchline to another line, so someone think of the one that feeds this… :D) March 22, 2013 at 7:09 pm #206813 AlexParticipant >“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!” (actually this needs to be the punchline to another line, so someone think of the one that feeds this… :D) Never mind this tot, what about *me*, old man? What happens to *me*? March 22, 2013 at 8:34 pm #206814 HelloMabelParticipant >“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!” Impressive that this has the maximum number of a’s without triggering the run-over effect. Alex – You haven’t finished your turn yet. Start another couplet, dude. :) March 23, 2013 at 6:51 pm #206820 AlexParticipant Oh yeah, I needed a a rhyme for bosom to give Danny the feed didn’t I? Uh, ok let’s go with: I just can’t get it out of my head. It’s just so catchy! “Om!” March 24, 2013 at 11:56 pm #206826 Danny StephensonKeymaster Oh yeah, I needed a a rhyme for bosom to give Danny the feed didn’t I? Uh, ok let’s go with: This is getting terribly muddled. You gave the feed to my like of ‘extraordinary’ (and i thank you for this) and you have to provide the next line. Which I’m taking as this… I just can’t get it out of my head. It’s just so catchy! “Om!” “it must be wired up to the warning system, but not the bomb…” I reply with: “Ooh he’s taking you home to meet his mum already”….. March 25, 2013 at 12:23 am #206827 Phil 4Q2BParticipant I get front seat in the cockpit and you’re in charge of the laundry. I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head March 25, 2013 at 4:28 am #206828 CarlitoParticipant “I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head” “….for just like me, you’re utterly dead.” — Do me a lemon! That’s a poor IQ for a glass of water. March 25, 2013 at 1:01 pm #206831 takerdemonParticipant “Do me a lemon! That’s a poor IQ for a glass of water.” ***”Yes sir, he says in exchange for the oxygeneration unit he wants you to be his daughter’s mate.”*** “His daughter?” ———– That’s a load of Tottenham that is, it’s a steaming pile of Hotspur. March 26, 2013 at 7:39 am #206835 Ben PaddonParticipant > “That’s a load of Tottenham that is, it’s a steaming pile of Hotspur.” “What’d you do that for?”* == “Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?” March 26, 2013 at 5:42 pm #206840 MANI506Participant An extra easter egg behind Cat’s shoulder at 2 minutes 12 seconds? Banana related? ‘He broke my leg?’ Just given you another reason to watch the video again! March 27, 2013 at 2:20 am #206843 HelloMabelParticipant > “Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?” No clues, just have a guess. They’ve got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget. Author Replies Viewing 30 replies - 51 through 80 (of 80 total) 1 2 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In