Noise from the Dwarf – celebrating 25 years of Red Dwarf

[Pecospete666]

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[Ian Symes]

“They’re priceless nineteenth-century replicas of Napoleon’s Armee du
Nord.”

I’m not being doorist, believe me, I like doors.

Cat says the trimmers are like wrestling in treacle.

[Ben Paddon]

> Cat says the trimmers are like wrestling in treacle.

“That’s how eskimos cared for their old people?”

“Are you saying I am a resentful person? I really resent that!”

[Danny Stephenson]

“anything else coming, Mr Cat?”

“haha, you’re as bald as a plucked chicken, man”

[HelloMabel]

“Nice plan, Lister, excellent plan!”

“It’s the booze – you’re not used to it.”

[Ian Symes]

“It’s the booze – you’re not used to it.”

How were we supposed to know that, you Brummie git?

Cesiumfrankolithicmixialobidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxide.

[Ben Paddon]

> Cesiumfrankolithicmixialobidiumrixidixidoxidexidroxide.

“You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide.”

“No, I’d describe the accused as a git.”

[Pete Part Three]

“…like a complete and total tit!”

“What can we do here that’s a novelty?”

[HelloMabel]

“Right, I’ll just stand over here and laugh slobbily.”

“Two forks and a pencil sharpener?”

[Phil]

“He ain’t heavy, sir, he’s my butter.”

[Carlito]

“Two forks and a pencil sharpener?”

“That’s why she hates you. Because she knows you’re going to kill her.”

It’s an obscene phone call, sir. I think it’s for you.

[Blisschick]

“No difference. I just wanted to look like I was paying attention.”

[Ian Symes]

It’s broken now.

[Bexley Heath]

That or Blisschick’s making a really clever joke.

[Seb Patrick]

>It’s an obscene phone call, sir. I think it’s for you.

They’re tying him to a stake: it’s Winnie the Pooh!

Do you have anything to say?

[HelloMabel]

I was getting tired of it anyway.

Maybe next month we can have Round Two.

[Alex]

>Do you have anything to say?

I wonder why they call it “Mayday”

That’s right! I told her I wanted to play the field.

[anniescribe]

“That or Blisschick’s making a really clever joke.”

She butter not be!

“Grab them forks, we might need ’em!”

[Carlito]

“That’s right! I told her I wanted to play the field.”

“OK bud, I’ll keep my nose peeled.”

[Carlito]

Rimmer, you’ve taken a group of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the Dirty Dozen!

[Danny Stephenson]

Rimmer, you’ve taken a group of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the Dirty Dozen!

“I give you my body and you’ve given me a bosom…”

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“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!” (actually this needs to be the punchline to another line, so someone think of the one that feeds this… :D)

[Alex]

>“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!” (actually this needs to be the punchline to another line, so someone think of the one that feeds this… :D)

Never mind this tot, what about *me*, old man? What happens to *me*?

[HelloMabel]

>“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeextrordinary!”

Impressive that this has the maximum number of a’s without triggering the run-over effect.

Alex – You haven’t finished your turn yet. Start another couplet, dude. :)

[Alex]

Oh yeah, I needed a a rhyme for bosom to give Danny the feed didn’t I? Uh, ok let’s go with:

I just can’t get it out of my head. It’s just so catchy! “Om!”

[Danny Stephenson]

Oh yeah, I needed a a rhyme for bosom to give Danny the feed didn’t I? Uh, ok let’s go with:

This is getting terribly muddled. You gave the feed to my like of ‘extraordinary’ (and i thank you for this) and you have to provide the next line. Which I’m taking as this…

I just can’t get it out of my head. It’s just so catchy! “Om!”

“it must be wired up to the warning system, but not the bomb…”

I reply with:

“Ooh he’s taking you home to meet his mum already”…..

[Phil 4Q2B]

I get front seat in the cockpit and you’re in charge of the laundry.

I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head

[Carlito]

“I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head”

“….for just like me, you’re utterly dead.”

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Do me a lemon! That’s a poor IQ for a glass of water.

[takerdemon]

“Do me a lemon! That’s a poor IQ for a glass of water.”

***”Yes sir, he says in exchange for the oxygeneration unit he wants you to be his daughter’s mate.”***
“His daughter?”

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That’s a load of Tottenham that is, it’s a steaming pile of Hotspur.

[Ben Paddon]

> “That’s a load of Tottenham that is, it’s a steaming pile of Hotspur.”

“What’d you do that for?”*

==

“Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?”

[MANI506]

An extra easter egg behind Cat’s shoulder at 2 minutes 12 seconds? Banana related?

‘He broke my leg?’

Just given you another reason to watch the video again!

[HelloMabel]

> “Obviously, whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?”

No clues, just have a guess.

They’ve got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget.

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