Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Sandwiches Search for: This topic has 83 replies, 17 voices, and was last updated 2 weeks, 1 day ago by Technopeasant. Scroll to bottom Viewing 50 posts - 1 through 50 (of 84 total) 1 2 Author Posts January 30, 2019 at 1:20 am #243455 bloodtellerParticipant Has anyone ever tried the various sandwiches mentioned in Red Dwarf? Fried egg chilli chutney, banana and crisps, grilled cheese with sugar puffs, etc. If so, what did you think of them? I tried a fried egg chilli chutney sandwich a while ago, and honestly it just tasted like eating a big clumpy horrible spongy shit rubbery nasty mess with occasional hints of chilli sauce. Also I tried a grilled cheese with sugar puff sandwich, which was surprisingly actually alright, although there are much better things to be putting in your grilled cheese than cereals. Never tried banana and crisps, although I can’t imagine it being very good January 30, 2019 at 1:33 am #243456 HamishParticipant Not being from the UK, I only just now learned that Sugar Puffs are a cereal. January 30, 2019 at 1:53 am #243457 bloodtellerParticipant They’re called “Honey Monster Puffs” now for some reason, weirdly. Not sure what all that’s about, Sugar Puffs is a much better name. Who’s going to want to eat a cereal called “Monster Puffs”? It’s a bit too aggressive for breakfast time January 30, 2019 at 1:58 am #243458 WarbodogParticipant ‘Mastersmeg: The Official Red Dwarf Cookbook – 20 Zany Recipes for Dwarfers’ is an obvious cash-in release that’s never happened. (From the mandatory, cringeworthy and implausible in-universe perspective of the characters writing the book, obviously). Maybe they didn’t want to be responsible for the health consequences. January 30, 2019 at 2:36 am #243459 GlenTokyoParticipant Series VII has the only food worth eating. Lobster (thermidor?), waffles, cheesy fried eggs, cottage cheese, tinned peaches, various curry dishes, afternoon tea, roast chicken. Better than a pea on toast anyway. January 30, 2019 at 2:54 am #243460 WarbodogParticipant Page 5 A Pea on Toast by Queeg 500 Ingredients: 1 slice bread, toasted 1 pea, tinned Serves: 1 sucker Directions: Okay suckers, get this into your stupid, thick heads. There’s only one thing I’m going to say to you: toast bread in a toaster until brown, place pea… Did someone mention toast? Oh Gordon Bennett, who let him etc etc etc. Essential stocking stuffer Christmas 2019. January 30, 2019 at 7:16 am #243461 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Series VII has the only food worth eating. “Goodbye waffles, goodbye maple syrup, goodbye fresh cream, so long fresh strawberries.” January 30, 2019 at 7:19 am #243462 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Have we ever actually seen Lister eat a curry? Tikka to Ride Xtended aside, where he dips a napkin in curry sauce, we never actually see him sit down with an actual Indian meal do we? January 30, 2019 at 7:25 am #243464 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Shit Sandwich Ingredients: 5 crap stories 1 Resurrected Red Dwarf crew 250 rubbish bits of dialogue Preparation Very little required. Directions Stretch the five crap stories over eight episodes, garnish with the rubbish bits of dialogue. Serves No purpose whatsoever January 30, 2019 at 7:43 am #243465 DaveParticipant Tikka to Ride Xtended aside, where he dips a napkin in curry sauce, we never actually see him sit down with an actual Indian meal do we? He has a curry while in Better Than Life doesn’t he? And they have one in Jane Austen world at the end of Beyond A Joke. I guess they’re both virtual curries though. January 30, 2019 at 8:32 am #243468 (deleted)Participant 22 years of thinking fried eggs coated in cheese sounds really nice but my wise old arteries refusing to let me put this into practice. January 30, 2019 at 9:45 am #243469 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant He has a curry while in Better Than Life doesn’t he? And they have one in Jane Austen world at the end of Beyond A Joke. I guess they’re both virtual curries though. That’s true. For someone that apparently only eats curry, we only ever see him eat 2. If someone ate curry twice in their life you wouldn’t say that person constantly ate curry would you. January 30, 2019 at 10:20 am #243470 bloodtellerParticipant He eats one in Waiting For God and Holoship as well, doesn’t he January 30, 2019 at 10:26 am #243471 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Not sure about Waiting for God, but I suppose the most obvious example is DNA when they turn his curry into the curry monster! Ok, maybe Lister does eat more curry then I noticed. January 30, 2019 at 10:33 am #243472 International DebrisParticipant Not sure about Waiting for God We see him order a vindaloo for breakfast. If we’re using the term curry to broadly mean ‘spicy food vaguely of Indian origin’, then the shami kebab should count too. January 30, 2019 at 10:52 am #243473 WarbodogParticipant Still, it was interesting to very briefly entertain the idea that “Lister eats curry” might be a “beam me up Scotty”/”elementary” type popular myth. Even with the original post saying “aside from that time.” I tried to think if any of the main characters never say “smeg,” but I think it’s only Kochanski who doesn’t. Holly says it once(?) in White Hole, Cat in Bodyswap and maybe elsewhere. January 30, 2019 at 11:44 am #243474 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant Still, it was interesting to very briefly entertain the idea that “Lister eats curry” might be a “beam me up Scotty”/”elementary” type popular myth. Even with the original post saying “aside from that time.” That’s sort of what I was thinking, but rushed to post then made a prat of myself. Anyway, back to the sandwiches, I’ve not had it, but banana and crisp sounds like it should work. Might give it a go. Bananas liven anything up. I was at Asia De Cuba at the St Martins Lane hotel in London for our staff Christmas party last month and they had banana in with the fried squid rings, was bloody delicious. January 30, 2019 at 11:47 am #243475 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant On the subjects of characters not doing what they’re known to do, we never see Kryten clean a toilet, but then I guess we do see him doing every other domestic task. January 30, 2019 at 11:58 am #243476 WarbodogParticipant Only in B-“canon.” January 30, 2019 at 12:25 pm #243477 siParticipant we never see Kryten clean a toilet Enjoy watching bogs being washed, do you? Dear Dave, Cat’s desperate for paper and walking like he’s shat himself… Yeah, I’d love to see that being given a good shining. January 30, 2019 at 2:36 pm #243478 GlenTokyoParticipant Lister is eating a curry in Marooned too. January 30, 2019 at 4:39 pm #243482 HamishParticipant Wasn’t that a case of Craig Charles just bringing his Lunch on set in Marooned? January 30, 2019 at 4:45 pm #243483 WarbodogParticipant I hope that’s true and not just a joke. Like Rick Wakeman having a curry delivered to the stage because he was bored playing in Yes. January 30, 2019 at 4:49 pm #243484 GlenTokyoParticipant There’s a line from Rimmer about it: “Look, if you get curry all over them, how’s that going to look? What’s Lieutenant-General Baron Jaquinaux of the First Cavalry Division supposed to be doing with meat vindaloo all over his tunic?” January 30, 2019 at 5:00 pm #243486 LilyParticipant >Series VII has the only food worth eating. Lobster (thermidor?), waffles, cheesy fried eggs, cottage cheese, tinned peaches, various curry dishes, afternoon tea, roast chicken. Is there any ketchup? January 30, 2019 at 6:52 pm #243514 DaveParticipant At this rate it might be easier to identify the episodes where Lister *doesn’t* eat curry. January 30, 2019 at 7:03 pm #243515 WarbodogParticipant Bob brings him a chicken vindaloo in Pete Part 1. January 30, 2019 at 7:14 pm #243516 GlenTokyoParticipant quinn_drummer with a worrying curry blindspot. January 30, 2019 at 9:21 pm #243543 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant The irony being that when I frequented the reddwarf.co.uk forums I went by the name curry monster. I feel ashamed and would hand in my membership card if I had one. January 30, 2019 at 9:41 pm #243545 Ben SaundersParticipant >Not sure what all that’s about, Sugar Puffs is a much better name. Sugar is bad, innit. I had a sugar puff sandwich once. It was… not very good. Sugar puffs and butter just don’t go, plus it’s just dry cereal, which some people seem to love but always just makes me long for some milk. January 30, 2019 at 10:14 pm #243548 GlenTokyoParticipant Sugar Puffs and milk barely go and that’s their intended purpose, so I’m unsurprised to learn they’re not great on bread Feels like you’re eating fluff from a tumble dryer. January 30, 2019 at 10:22 pm #243549 Ben SaundersParticipant >Kochanski doesn’t say smeg Whoa really? Can’t believe Holly only said it once either Has -anyone- ever said “beam me up, person” in Star Trek? I feel like it’s a totally taboo thing to do, forbidden, so meta it would cause the whole star trek universe to collapse in on itself January 30, 2019 at 10:51 pm #243550 HamishParticipant There was one Shatnerverse audio book which was prized as one of the few audio recordings of Kirk speaking the phrase in character. January 30, 2019 at 10:58 pm #243551 WarbodogParticipant Star Trek IV has “Scotty, beam me up.” I don’t know if that was already a knowing wink by 1986. I don’t know about the newer films, surely Simon Pegg couldn’t resist doing some kind of reference. January 30, 2019 at 11:01 pm #243552 Ben SaundersParticipant Well obviously they’ve gotten pretty close to saying it on dozens of occasions, but I was wondering if they ever said it verbatim. Hard to tell if it’s a knowing wink or just down to the fact that they do a lot of beaming in Trek and there’s only so many ways you can tell somebody to transport you January 31, 2019 at 12:33 am #243554 bloodtellerParticipant >Sugar Puffs and milk barely go and that’s their intended purpose I circumvent this problem by eating my Sugar Puffs dry January 31, 2019 at 12:34 am #243555 bloodtellerParticipant Not a big fan of milk on cereal really, it gets all moist and soggy. As I type this I’m eating a bowl of dry Grape Nuts and it’s pretty good February 2, 2019 at 10:00 am #243644 Plastic PercyParticipant I was wondering, does Cat ever refer to Lister by his name? To my mind, he only calls Rimmer by his name three times – in Better Than Life, Bodyswap and Blue. February 2, 2019 at 10:01 am #243645 Plastic PercyParticipant Additional: I’ve never had a Sugar Puff sandwich, but I did make a Coco Pops sandwich once. The chocolate mixed into the butter. Nice. February 2, 2019 at 10:14 am #243647 Pete Part ThreeParticipant CAT: Well. (Pointing to DEBBIE) Lister, female opposite. (Pointing to ARLENE) Rimmer, female opposite. Where’s mine? For one… February 2, 2019 at 10:51 am #243649 WarbodogParticipant He tells Hogie “you want Lister” or something like that in The Beginning. Sounds weird. He also says “Rimmer” in Bodyswap at least. February 2, 2019 at 11:12 am #243651 WarbodogParticipant Episodes where they don’t say smeg (according to fan transcribed scripts, anyway): Terrorform, Back to Reality, Emohawk, Pete Part 1, Twentica, Can of Worms, Cured. That’s more than a season smeg-free. Take that, Iain Collings. February 2, 2019 at 11:27 am #243652 DaveParticipant more than a season smeg-free This sounds like a doctors’ certification. February 2, 2019 at 5:20 pm #243666 Pete Part ThreeParticipant I like it when they don’t say smeg. February 2, 2019 at 5:32 pm #243668 HamishParticipant Both Rimmer and Cat say Lister when pointing for Lister to be judged first in The Inquisitor. February 2, 2019 at 7:08 pm #243669 siParticipant Way back when, I used to think that, in Back To Reality, Lister says, “Either we try to persuade it that we’re not that kind of oceanic salvage vessel, or”… (and this is where I made my mishearing) …”we Starbug pronto.” Which makes absolutely no sense, but it’s just the speed at which Craig delivers the line. February 2, 2019 at 7:10 pm #243670 siParticipant Way back when, I used to think that, in Back To Reality, Lister says, “Either we try to persuade it that we’re not that kind of oceanic salvage vessel, or”… (and this is where I made my mishearing) …”we Starbug pronto.” Which makes absolutely no sense, but it’s just the speed at which Craig delivers the line. Shit, wrong thread. This is what comes of reading one thread on the laptop, whilst having just read another on the mobile. February 5, 2019 at 6:07 pm #243857 SelbyParticipant I tried making the triple decker chilli chutney fried egg sarnie. it was awesome – can recommend it. February 6, 2019 at 11:35 am #243881 bloodtellerParticipant >I tried making the triple decker chilli chutney fried egg sarnie. it was awesome – can recommend it. When I tried making it, it was really horrible imo. But then maybe I wasn’t using the wrong ingredients February 6, 2019 at 12:11 pm #243884 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I just remembered about 12 years ago ordering a prawn vindaloo because Lister said he’d never had one in Future Echos … I don’t really remember liking it much Author Posts Viewing 50 posts - 1 through 50 (of 84 total) 1 2 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In