Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › The future of Red Dwarf merch Search for: This topic has 30 replies, 21 voices, and was last updated 14 years, 4 months ago by Ben Paddon. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic January 30, 2012 at 6:52 am #11479 Ben PaddonParticipant My new job (Yes, I know! Go me!) is working for a high-end collectibles and memorabilia company here in the US called Quantum Mechanix. I went into work today for a couple of hours to chat with my new boss, and being huge geeks the subject of Red Dwarf came up. Naturally it got me thinking about the potential for brand-new Red Dwarf merch. I’m not talking about talking keyrings or reprints of old tee-shirts. I’m talking brand-spanking new merch. Figurines, models, maquettes, that sort of thing. Something a little more high-end. One of the things QMx makes is a film-quality model of the refit Enterprise circa The Motion Picture – wouldn’t it be great (if incredibly unlikely) to see something like that become available? I don’t think QMx are likely to go after the license – they’re an American company, and I reckon the market for, say, a large Red Dwarf model or a range of statuettes is probably very, very small – but assuming somebody UK-bound picks up the license, what sort of thing would you guys like to see? Creator Topic Viewing 30 replies - 1 through 30 (of 30 total) Author Replies January 30, 2012 at 9:40 am #114666 Seb PatrickKeymaster All of these, please. January 30, 2012 at 11:44 am #114671 thomasaevansParticipant Seb thats an AMAZING List. Ben – an original Red Dwarf model with light bulb In It’s ass would be – I think we all agree – the most wanted item In Dwarf history. January 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm #114680 pendo86Participant OMG yes Seb!!! January 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm #114681 Pete Part ThreeParticipant All I want is a Skutter. Is that too much to ask? January 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm #114682 siParticipant I’ve got the Skutter that came with the series VIII DVD, but I’ve never actually opened it. I’d like a skutter I can pway with, as well. January 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm #114683 A BaileyParticipant I would pay really good money for a GOOD Red Dwarf physical model, and a life sized remote controlled Skutter. January 30, 2012 at 4:55 pm #114686 KarnieParticipant A cheaper version of the Starbug playset and an RC Skutter please. January 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm #114690 PhilParticipant Archie dildo January 30, 2012 at 5:25 pm #114692 thomasaevansParticipant THAT for sure! January 30, 2012 at 5:42 pm #114696 siParticipant A version of the Starbug playset with a working sound chip. January 30, 2012 at 6:10 pm #114698 Pete Part ThreeParticipant >I’ve got the Skutter that came with the series VIII DVD Oh, I’ve got one of them. I want a full size jobby. January 30, 2012 at 6:19 pm #114700 Bob LoblawParticipant Winnie the Pooh: Gallows Fun Time. January 30, 2012 at 7:02 pm #114701 Tarka DalParticipant Red Dwarf Snowglobe. Talking Toaster Singing Tie Pins Buyable versions of Lister’s Leather jackets. Artificial Gold fish. Actually this is just a wish list of stuff I wish was real… January 30, 2012 at 7:06 pm #114702 DaveParticipant >I want a full size jobby. From the last scene of Backwards? January 30, 2012 at 7:16 pm #114703 RidleyParticipant Archie dildo Phildonics January 30, 2012 at 9:43 pm #114705 Plastic PercyParticipant Decent replicas of Lister’s tshirts (London Jets, Mugs Murphy etc.). January 30, 2012 at 9:49 pm #114706 Danny StephensonKeymaster Or just original t-shirts in general… January 30, 2012 at 9:56 pm #114707 JamesParticipant New calendars supplied by the man. http://www.ganymede.tv/indepth/red-dwarf-calendar-2006 January 30, 2012 at 10:10 pm #114708 Danny StephensonKeymaster #dwarffacts I was approached to pitch a Red Dwarf Calendar that ended up falling through. (That is actually true, btw) January 30, 2012 at 10:29 pm #114709 PhilParticipant Pouch of Lister’s pubes for your own pranks and hijinks. January 30, 2012 at 10:30 pm #114711 Ben PaddonParticipant Krytie TV Starter Kit. Includes an eyeball camera, an Ethics Bypass Processor, and fake beard. January 30, 2012 at 10:31 pm #114710 KarnieParticipant <> Ah! I thought it was just mine that was f’d up. January 30, 2012 at 10:51 pm #114712 locusceruleusParticipant >Krytie TV Starter Kit. Includes an eyeball camera, an Ethics Bypass Processor, and fake beard And a box of antiemetics to allow one to utter shit like ‘You’ve been Krytered’ without vomiting. January 30, 2012 at 11:03 pm #114714 JoParticipant #dwarffacts I was approached to pitch a Red Dwarf Calendar that ended up falling through. (That is actually true, btw) A calender designed by Danny and P2P would be made of WIN! January 30, 2012 at 11:35 pm #114715 bountyhunterParticipant Seeing as I’m getting married next year some Starbug cufflinks would go down a treat. Put my name down for a skutter too and an reproduction of Rimmer’s uniform badge. January 30, 2012 at 11:40 pm #114716 JamesTCParticipant Life size Rachel. January 30, 2012 at 11:53 pm #114717 Ben PaddonParticipant A calender designed by Danny and P2P would be made of WIN! Yes, yes, yes. Ooh, a life-size Skutter? That’s be marvellous. The new job is great, by the way. You should see the stuff surrounding my desk. January 31, 2012 at 12:42 am #114718 BlisschickParticipant Definitely a calendar. January 31, 2012 at 7:21 pm #114739 JamesTCParticipant “Be a government informer. Betray your family & friends. Fabulous prizes to be won.” poster. January 31, 2012 at 8:36 pm #114743 Ben PaddonParticipant Didn’t P2P knock up a poster design? 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