Things found through Red Dwarf Google Alerts…

[Jo]

Thought I should start a thread for any little bits found in Google Alerts…

http://www.nerdles.com/2010/11/05/producer-confirms-new-red-dwarf-series/

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This is the best news I could have received today. I am absolutely crazy for Red Dwarf, hopefully both Rob Grant and Ed Naylor will write the new series as I feel that since Grant walked away, the show suffered. Still, any Red Dwarf is better than no Red Dwarf.

I find it difficult to be too hard on Marjii since most of the feedback on this false confirmation has been negative (I’m talking to you Digital Spy you massive pricks!) it’s nice to see someone getting excited… that said the RD geek in me just can’t let the major mistake slide! Ed Naylor… really?!

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[ori-STUDFARM]

Seventh day advent ploppists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent plopping. They would plop to church, plop through the service, then plop back home again.

[mick]

if you’re interested, I’ll be in my quarters, covered in arse syrup.

[Connell]

Holly Plop Drive

[si]

Up, up, up the ziggaraut, lickety shit.

[Pecospete666]

Robert Llewellyn (@bobbyllew)
8/7/12 9:20 AM
Chicken ka-ka-doo on @audioboo boo.fm/b912330

[mick]

There must be some mistake, this is commander Crane’s toilet.

[HelloMabel]

>Up, up, up the ziggaraut, lickety shit.

Note to self: I really need to stop reading this thread in Starbucks. I laughed so hard I knocked my beverage into the guy next to me’s lap. Luckily it had a lid on. (The beverage.)

[HelloMabel]

I’m sure the dog poo will be lovely.

[mick]

In fact I remember quite clearly last June Mr. Lister had diarrhea.

You remember? And you didn’t like it.

But then I poured curry sauce in him and he just bunged up!

[genericnerdyusername]

>Note to self: I really need to stop reading this thread in Starbucks. I laughed so hard I knocked my beverage into the guy next to me’s lap. Luckily it had a lid on. (The beverage.)

Just had the same effect on me with the Commander Crane’s toilet bit. I JUST FIND THE WORD TOILET FUNNY, K??

[genericnerdyusername]

“…much as I trust a viral screening conducted by an automated toilet attendant…”

[mick]

Blocking up the arse hole has eradicated its influence! The poo it spewed into the universe no longer exists.

[si]

“Hem’rhoids! Everybody needs good Hem’rhoids..!”

[Jonathan Capps]

Oh great, you fuckers have made the thread paginate. THANKS.

[si]

Sorry. :(

Maybe new topics should be created – ‘More Things found through Red Dwarf Google Alerts’ and a specialist ‘Toilet humour/shit puns’ thread.

[peepingsignal]

I nominate “Rear Doorf” to be the name for the poo-pun thread.

[Karnie]

“Hem’rhoids! Everybody needs good Hem’rhoids..!”

Dammit, I’m not even going to try now. Kudos!

[mick]

Well, I want me poo back. It’s my poo. I earned that poo!

[Pete Part Three]

I feel this thread has been ruined. By poo poo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaayvc1cOY

[ori-STUDFARM]

“Where are we going? Poo nose.”

[ori-STUDFARM]

It’s the old, old story. Hemorrhoid meets hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoid becomes arse-secretion. Hemorrhoid loses arse-secretion, arse-secretion turns into bob, hemorrhoid gets bob back again, bob meets bob, bob goes off with bob, and hemorrhoid loses bob, arse-secretion and hemorrhoid. How many times have we seen that story?

[mick]

*applauds*

…with my arse cheeks of course.

[Karnie]

“There’s a six-month waiting list for turds to suddenly appear, every time I am near. “

[Ridley]

https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2023/07/gex-is-back-the-complete-ps1-trilogy-comes-to-ps5-ps4

Presumably the voice will be consistent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeXSGwi6tp0&t=1871s

[Ian Symes]

How in the name of shit did I not know that a) not all the games were Leslie Phillips voicing Gex; b) one of them was Danny?! I thought Simon the Sorcerer was our only major game character.

[Warbodog]

Norman and Hattie voiced computers in Elite: Dangerous, but maybe only as add-ons.

I had the voiceless Simon the Sorcerer as a kid, only heard Chris’ dialogue years later. He sounded bored.

[Frank Smeghammer]

This thread and its immaturity should never have been dug up

[Ridley]

Well, what do you do when you want to have Gex?

[loadoftottnumb]

Ah Karnie, sorely missed 

[International Debris]

Ah, back in the day when several pages of poo jokes were enough to entertain G&T. Thankfully we’ve matured and now it takes several pages of cunt jokes to achieve the same.

[Frank Smeghammer]

Ah but you forget, many more episodes have been released since creating more poo and bum pun opportunities

Such as:

Shiticonia

Orifice Rimmer

Give & Take (a shit)

And of course, the pinnacle of fecal matters, Timewave

[Jonathan Capps]

Timewaveofdinodiarrhea

[Unrumble]

M-Coprophilia

[Dave]

The One Where Everyone’s Shite-in’

[Ian Symes]

Mecackracy 

[Ridley]

Ah but you forget, many more episodes have been released since creating more poo and bum pun opportunities
Such as:
Shiticonia
Orifice Rimmer
Give & Take (a shit)
And of course, the pinnacle of fecal matters, Timewave

[Dave]

[Ridley]

It’s called KeX now.

[Ridley]

KECKS CORP.

[Future Producer of Series IX – aaaaany day now]

Someone fetch a gif of that Series V blooper where Bobby says “I’ve just cacked me pants”

[Frank Smeghammer]

Tured

[Technopeasant]

How in the name of shit did I not know that a) not all the games were Leslie Phillips voicing Gex; b) one of them was Danny?! I thought Simon the Sorcerer was our only major game character.

This showed up in my news feed.

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/dark-day-for-humanity-as-gex-trilogy-achieves-huge-success-patches-in-its-cursed-eu-voices-from-red-dwarfs-cat-and-the-ding-dong-guy/

[Ben Saunders]

How the hell did they drop a Gex remaster on me without me knowing about it in advance? We’ve been talking about how this shit probably won’t get remastered because it was never that good to begin with for years (but they remastered Croc so what do I know)

[Ridley]

Don’t you have a Gex deck on your ship?

Glad someone bumped this as I couldn’t remember the thread to do it myself.

[Moonlight]

Much like Bubsy, one of Gex’s trademarks is that he absolutely will not shut up as you romp about the myriad platforms that make up the three games.

Not to defend Bubsy, but this only accurate if you’re talking about Bubsy 3D. His annoying one-liners are almost exclusively between levels on the prior three games.

[Nick R]

His annoying one-liners are almost exclusively between levels on the prior three games.

Coincidentally, in Red Dwarf series VIII, many of the annoying one-liners take place between levels:

[Technopeasant]

Glad someone bumped this as I couldn’t remember the thread to do it myself.

I used the search tool admittedly.

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