Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Noise from the Dwarf – celebrating 25 years of Red Dwarf Search for: This topic has 80 replies, 20 voices, and was last updated 13 years, 2 months ago by HelloMabel. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic March 11, 2013 at 5:39 pm #206638 Pecospete666Participant YouTube Great video! http://bit.ly/YSZzq8 Creator Topic Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 80 total) 1 2 Author Replies March 11, 2013 at 5:47 pm #206639 HelloMabelParticipant GanymedeTitan Great tribute! Noise From The Dwarf – a tribute to the tribute March 11, 2013 at 10:27 pm #206642 MANI506Participant Dimension skid. Happens a lot this time of year. Time of year. Time of year. March 12, 2013 at 12:51 am #206643 anniescribeParticipant So, what is it? March 12, 2013 at 6:18 am #206645 MANI506Participant If this video was made now, what would rhyme with ‘this place is a total shit hole’? March 12, 2013 at 6:19 am #206646 MANI506Participant Five cream buns and a profiterole. (Pete part 2) March 12, 2013 at 5:13 pm #206651 ConnellParticipant This could make a good forum game, if anyone can manage to come up with couplets that weren’t used in the video. Someone post a line and then rhyme it up. How long, you mad goth bastard? March 12, 2013 at 5:24 pm #206652 Pecospete666Participant Connell why am I not surprised you pick that one! March 12, 2013 at 6:04 pm #206655 HelloMabelParticipant > How long, you mad goth bastard? “Although you do.” – “Smeg!” – “Let’s ask her – A question about the future. A biggie.” March 12, 2013 at 10:28 pm #206661 ConnellParticipant Boy is it cramped, whoo-ee! They’ve got less meat on them than a chicken McNugget March 12, 2013 at 11:19 pm #206663 anniescribeParticipant What is it? March 13, 2013 at 6:39 am #206669 MANI506Participant How long you mad goth bastard? A little nibble there and we’re flying backwards. March 13, 2013 at 9:24 pm #206689 HelloMabelParticipant If you complete a couplet, you also get to start the next one. March 13, 2013 at 11:27 pm #206690 MANI506Participant Gotta be… Bollocking damn and jumbo buggers. March 14, 2013 at 5:10 pm #206694 Ian SymesKeymaster Bollocking damn and jumbo buggers. Double check and mate, sucka. We’re in search of lemons in general. March 14, 2013 at 6:08 pm #206695 HelloMabelParticipant > We’re in search of lemons in general. For giving me such a marvellous funeral. Now get your filling fixed, no messin’. March 14, 2013 at 7:17 pm #206696 siParticipant “using rope weaved from strands of this hessian…” Does mouseshit roll? March 14, 2013 at 8:58 pm #206697 MANI506Participant > Does Mouseshit roll The Nostril-omo You got no soul man, no soul Save us before I wet me kecks. March 14, 2013 at 9:41 pm #206698 ClaireParticipant > Save us before I wet me kecks. The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex. Lister, you’ve got the brain of a cheese sandwich. March 15, 2013 at 2:12 am #206699 Ian SymesKeymaster Lister, you’ve got the brain of a cheese sandwich. The damage report machine’s been damaged. My baseball cards must be worth a fortune! March 15, 2013 at 2:22 pm #206700 Pete Part ThreeParticipant >My baseball cards must be worth a fortune! Me, Who d’you think, Pat Boone? Can you see that space vehicle? March 15, 2013 at 4:10 pm #206702 CarlitoParticipant > Can you see that space vehicle? Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. March 15, 2013 at 4:14 pm #206703 CarlitoParticipant You are my all time favourite fascist dictator March 15, 2013 at 4:19 pm #206704 CarlitoParticipant >> Can you see that space vehicle? >Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. I take that back, it sucked. Okay… try again… > Can you see that space vehicle? Rimmer, you already are one glorious hole. March 15, 2013 at 4:57 pm #206705 Danny StephensonKeymaster Rimmer, you are one glorious hole… ‘No soul, man. no soul” Hey, you monkeys eat off the floor?… March 15, 2013 at 5:59 pm #206706 HelloMabelParticipant >Hey, you monkeys eat off the floor?… If you’re playing this message, it means you’re an officer in the Space Corps. (music breakdown) I’m getting a Stirmaster! — Me, too! March 15, 2013 at 10:50 pm #206714 anniescribeParticipant Oh, it’s a magic video box! March 16, 2013 at 7:14 am #206715 MANI506Participant >I’m getting a stir master. Me too! I thought it was a souvenir from Titan zoo. March 16, 2013 at 7:22 am #206716 MANI506Participant Two weeks P.D. Rimmer, dismissed. March 16, 2013 at 11:48 am #206717 Danny StephensonKeymaster Rimmer, will you relax. i am not, pished… If it’s gallows, say it’s gallows. I can take it… March 16, 2013 at 11:51 am #206718 Danny StephensonKeymaster Addendum “If it’s gallows, say it’s gallows…” March 16, 2013 at 1:56 pm #206719 ConnellParticipant I look like a dog chewing a marshmallow. This. Is. An. Orange. Fuck you all. March 16, 2013 at 2:28 pm #206720 Danny StephensonKeymaster I look like a dog chewing a marshmallow. it’s ‘caramel toffee’ so your attempts to sabotage the thread have FAILED. Try harder… March 16, 2013 at 4:20 pm #206721 ConnellParticipant Shame mode. Thought I’d get away with that one. March 16, 2013 at 4:51 pm #206722 Pecospete666Participant “Shame mode. Thought I’d get away with that one.” “Fuck Off ” would of been a better choice! March 16, 2013 at 5:00 pm #206723 CarlitoParticipant > If it’s gallows, say it’s gallows…. Life for him no longer had any meaning because he’s so mind-meltingly shallow Okay I’ll repeat my last one that got ignored!! “You are my all time favourite fascist dictator”… March 16, 2013 at 5:43 pm #206725 siParticipant >“You are my all time favourite fascist dictator”… “Well…be you later!” “Whiteholespewingtimeenginesdeadairsupplylowadviceplease.” March 16, 2013 at 11:55 pm #206726 takerdemonParticipant Why does it have to be such a big deal? Why can’t it be like, like, human beings are a planetary disease? That’s the closest I could get with that one, well played Bromley! Mine… “Prince of the planet potters” March 17, 2013 at 9:18 am #206732 ori-STUDFARMParticipant “Come out of the shadows, voter.” “She dreamt about me three times, you know. It was in the log.” March 17, 2013 at 10:53 am #206733 takerdemonParticipant “So I thought they’d flushed him down the bog” “No, that’s me over there. That pile of albino mouse droppings” March 17, 2013 at 5:48 pm #206736 CarlitoParticipant “They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping.” The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex. March 18, 2013 at 1:17 am #206739 Danny StephensonKeymaster The part of you that lusts after meaningless sex. “You’re tighter than an Italian waiter’s kecks.” …”I shall undertake both tasks simultaneously is it’s all the same with you…” (I smell a sequel btw guys…) March 18, 2013 at 11:24 am #206741 CarlitoParticipant …”I shall undertake both tasks simultaneously is it’s all the same with you…” “Your wilful negligence in failing to reseal a drive plate resulted in the deaths of the entire crew.” “I can’t save his life. It’s too embarrassing!” March 18, 2013 at 12:40 pm #206742 Seb PatrickKeymaster “The dwindling, the kindling, all the -indling!” “The buttons, the blasters, the snug elasticated jump suits!” March 18, 2013 at 2:20 pm #206743 Ian SymesKeymaster “The buttons, the blasters, the snug elasticated jump suits!” “Ah, you should wear your day-glo orange moon boots.” “Describe, using diagrams where appropriate, the exact circumstances leading to your death.” March 18, 2013 at 3:07 pm #206745 Seb PatrickKeymaster “What are you talking about, dog breath?” “D’you think she’d sign my copy of I Should Be So Lucky?” March 18, 2013 at 3:12 pm #206746 ConnellParticipant “His name’s Rimmer, or smeg-head or dinosaur breath” “Is that painting yours? It’s rubbish!” March 18, 2013 at 4:29 pm #206748 Seb PatrickKeymaster Hey! I was in a full five minutes before you, Connell… March 18, 2013 at 5:32 pm #206749 Ben PaddonParticipant > “D’you think she’d sign my copy of I Should Be So Lucky?” “I look like a dog with a caramel toffee.” “Morally, ethically, hologram killing fine!” March 18, 2013 at 6:02 pm #206750 Seb PatrickKeymaster >“Morally, ethically, hologram killing fine!” “It’s never beer, is it, always wine!” “Is that painting yours? It’s rubbish!” March 18, 2013 at 8:54 pm #206751 HelloMabelParticipant > “Is that painting yours? It’s rubbish!” “What color was Duane Dibbly’s toothbrush?” “They’re priceless nineteenth-century replicas of Napoleon’s Armee du Nord.” Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 80 total) 1 2 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In
