Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › What if Red Dwarf had started in 2006 and not 1987? Search for: This topic has 101 replies, 30 voices, and was last updated 9 years ago by Dollar Pound. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic October 28, 2016 at 8:44 pm #217633 Ian SymesKeymaster Creator Topic Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 101 total) 1 2 3 Author Replies October 28, 2016 at 8:51 pm #217634 JamesTCParticipant “My Pokemon cards must be worth a fortune” October 28, 2016 at 8:54 pm #217635 JamesTCParticipant “You mean like persuade Dustin Hoffman not to make Meet the Fockers?” October 28, 2016 at 8:58 pm #217636 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked Titanic! They’ve remade Titanic. Philistines! The one starring Gaby Roslin and Rio Ferdinand was definitive. October 28, 2016 at 8:59 pm #217637 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked Or the day Johnny Vaughan was shot. October 28, 2016 at 9:18 pm #217639 (deleted)Participant Timejpegs October 28, 2016 at 9:18 pm #217640 Smeg4BrainsParticipant Only last month, we came across a moon shaped exactly like Pippa Middletons bottom. We flew around that one a couple of times. October 28, 2016 at 9:20 pm #217641 Smeg4BrainsParticipant Oh ignore me…. I’m in the wrong time period October 28, 2016 at 9:20 pm #217642 (deleted)Participant “But where do all the Minidiscs go?” October 28, 2016 at 9:24 pm #217645 (deleted)Participant TAIWAN TONY B. LIARS October 28, 2016 at 9:28 pm #217646 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked The war on terrorform. October 28, 2016 at 9:36 pm #217647 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked Holly’s buffering again, switch their genderfluid GUI off and on. October 28, 2016 at 9:53 pm #217648 Taiwan TonyParticipant “Don’t see ‘Eragon’.” October 28, 2016 at 10:01 pm #217649 DaveParticipant Oh Noel, look what’s happened to Liam. October 28, 2016 at 10:16 pm #217653 JamesTCParticipant Saddam Hussein is a “bit dodgy”! October 28, 2016 at 10:28 pm #217654 Ian SymesKeymaster This thread has turned out way better than I expected. October 28, 2016 at 10:31 pm #217655 Ian SymesKeymaster Why don’t you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Miley Cyrus? October 28, 2016 at 10:43 pm #217658 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked Oh my God, it’s James Blunt. I recognise him from Rimmer’s Spotify. October 28, 2016 at 10:46 pm #217659 DaveParticipant I’ve seen “10 Things I Hate About You”, that’s based on one of them. October 28, 2016 at 10:57 pm #217660 JamesTCParticipant They’re from the United Utilities Federation. October 28, 2016 at 11:43 pm #217664 Ian SymesKeymaster Supplies are plentiful. We have enough food and drink to last 30,000 years, although we have run out of Cilit Bang. October 29, 2016 at 12:14 am #217665 siParticipant “…You ever see The Simpsons?” “…Do you think Marge’s sexy?” October 29, 2016 at 12:15 am #217666 siParticipant No, that’s shit. Wrong time period. October 29, 2016 at 12:18 am #217667 clemParticipant “Well I’m not fully qualified, but I’ve seen every episode of Chicago Hope.” October 29, 2016 at 6:45 am #217670 DaveParticipant “He’s got an iphone, and an Apple Mac, so that he can correlate his facts.” October 29, 2016 at 8:56 am #217672 Taiwan TonyParticipant Half the time it was me telling him to ‘fuck off’. October 29, 2016 at 10:12 am #217675 Smeg4BrainsParticipant “I’m not a combination of the speaking clock, Christian Dior & Nicky Clarke.” Although, changing the references in that line makes me realise that the sound of the words is probably more important to that joke than who they actually are. October 29, 2016 at 10:37 am #217676 JamesTCParticipant We’ve been copied more times than that JPEG of the tennis girl scratching her butt. October 29, 2016 at 10:42 am #217678 Taiwan TonyParticipant >We’ve been copied more times than that JPEG of … Goatse? October 29, 2016 at 10:48 am #217680 JamesTCParticipant Not here, it’s too sandy. October 29, 2016 at 11:08 am #217683 PalfParticipant “But listen to some of the physicists involved – Heidegger, Chantelle, Price, Essex – some of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century.” October 29, 2016 at 11:14 am #217685 peas_and_cornParticipant Norman Lovett will moan about his ball being taken away on the documentary October 29, 2016 at 2:01 pm #217690 curtisParticipant “We could go to Paris in 1997 and shout, stop. Sorry, I must have bypassed my good taste chip” October 29, 2016 at 3:26 pm #217691 Taiwan TonyParticipant “Me, who do you think, Pat Sharp?” October 29, 2016 at 3:46 pm #217692 (deleted)Participant “No one wants to know some stupid story about how you beat your cadet school training officer at Beat The Geek.” October 29, 2016 at 7:26 pm #217698 Paul MullerParticipant “FIFA, Wii Tennis, you name it.” “Mario Kart” October 29, 2016 at 9:49 pm #217707 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked A reversed shot of Rob Grant vaping. Here matey, drinky? Bmobregäj. October 29, 2016 at 10:19 pm #217708 Ian SymesKeymaster You know what the worst book ever written is? Football: It’s A Funny Old Game, by John Terry. October 29, 2016 at 10:34 pm #217709 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked As if John Terry can read, let alone write. October 30, 2016 at 12:39 pm #217718 Dollar PoundParticipant don’t give me that red dwarf crap it’s too early in the morning October 30, 2016 at 2:12 pm #217721 Stabbim the SkutterParticipant Whatever you do, don’t see Mamma Mia. October 30, 2016 at 2:14 pm #217723 Stabbim the SkutterParticipant It’s better to have loved and to have lost…than to have listened to an album by Taylor Swift. October 30, 2016 at 2:17 pm #217725 Ian SymesKeymaster This ol’ baby’s crashed more times than an original model Xbox 360. October 30, 2016 at 2:18 pm #217726 (deleted)Participant “The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that we are over sixty billion miles away from the nearest Taybarns” October 30, 2016 at 2:21 pm #217727 (deleted)Participant “I was in love once. A Game Boy Advance. People said, no, Holly, she’s not for you. She’s cheap, she’s stupid and you can’t see her screen in low lighting conditions.” October 30, 2016 at 2:44 pm #217729 DaveParticipant “What, dressed like that?” “Yeah – going to see Deep Blue Sea.” October 30, 2016 at 7:54 pm #217734 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked Where would all the calculator apps go? Stiff upper router, old girl. October 30, 2016 at 8:02 pm #217736 JamesTCParticipant Big Smeg, Little Smeg October 30, 2016 at 8:21 pm #217737 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked I’ll be in my quarters, covered in gluten-free taramasalata. October 30, 2016 at 8:24 pm #217739 Pete Tranter’s SisterBlocked Don’t you remember, sir? We battled the non-binary gender beast from the Mogadon Cluster. October 30, 2016 at 8:31 pm #217740 DaveParticipant Then buy a potion from Dumbledore, the master wizard, that’s what I usually do. Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 101 total) 1 2 3 Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. 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