Idea for an episode.

[smoke me a kipper]

Here is my idea for an episode.

The crew come across an old space station. inside they find a stasis booth. After opening the stasis booth they don’y believe it. It seems to be Hollister, but quite a bit older than they remember. Hollister managed to survive the accident and got off the Red Dwarf to get help, I will cut a long story short, at the end of the episode Hollister makes a death bed confession. It was he who caused the accident not Rimmer. He also tells Rimmer that When the accident occured, Yvonne Mcguder was on planet leave so did not get killed. She was pregnant with Rimmers baby.

That would be the start and end of the episode, there would need to be a chain of events in between, but I think you have the gist.

Thank’s for reading smeg heads. Smoke me a kipper I’ll be back for breakfast.

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CHUCKLE AND SONS

Barry gets hopelessly drunk and leaves Paul a voicemail telling him what he is doing wrong with his life.

This upsets Paul greatly as he has been doing exactly the same as Barry all these years.

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CHUCKLER

Kryten invents a dimension hoping devise wherein Barry Chuckle is the hologram in every universe Rimmer visits.

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THE LAST CHUCKLE

Paul gets a letter informing him he is due a free upgrade and to pack Barry away in his box.

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CHUCKLE DOWN

The crew teleport to word populated by wax work droids of the Chuckle Brothers in all their different episodes.

For reasons unknown Rimmer forces them to war and they all die.

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CHUCKLEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Kryten, in a bid to save Starbug from a computer virus, contracts it himself and his computer brain creates a scenario in which he has to square off against the 4 Chuckle Brothers in a 1990s children tv show themed artificial reality.

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CHUCKLE TV

Paul and Barry get in trouble for secretly setting up a camera in the women’s shower room.

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PAUL PART 2

After having eatten a rather hot beef curry and washed it down with some cola, followed by ice cream for desert, Paul shits all over Barry whilst screaming “to you” at him.

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THE CHUCKLE LAND

It is discovered a third contingent of the Cat Race left Red Dwarf in search of The Chuckle Brothers.

[Dave]

PAULIMORPH

Barry Chuckle attacks his brother in the mistaken belief that he is a chameleonic genetically-engineered lifeform doing a crude impersonation of him.

[ARossiEsquire]

WAITING FOR PAUL

Barry Chuckle kicks his feet in heaven, wondering where his brother is.

Christ that was the worst thing I’ve ever said.

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BARRYSNATCHER

Paul tries to build himself an new body by stealing parts of his brother’s whilst he sleeps.

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CHUCKLE BROTHERS AND PARANOIA

The only difference is Paul and Barry Chuckle replace Craig Ferguson. Everything else is identical.

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BARRY’S A JOKE

When Barry gets hooked on meth Paul must save him, but at what cost?

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ENCHUCKLED

Cat and Kryten find they have both started impersonating Paul and Barry at the same time. And then some BEGGS choke to death.

[Dave]

CHUCKOCRACY

An election is held to decide who is the One True Chuckle Brother. Oh, and Cat discovers he needs glasses or something.

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OUT OF VISION

The Chuckle Brothers must cancel their own TV show or risk continuing and turning evil.

[Dave]

CHUCKED SOUP

Barry and Paul Chuckle reminisce about how homophobic they used to be.

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CHUCKLE-CORP

The JMC on board computer is updated and now will only show you things that make you laugh (in a bid to prevent you from calling your lawyer)

[cwickham]

CHUCKIEOCRACY

An election is held to determine who the Dwarfers’ favourite Rugrats character is.

[cwickham]

CHUCK E. CHEESEOCRACY

An election is held to determine which American restaurant is the best.

[Dave]

T.HANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES

Tom Hanks gets a boob job.

[cwickham]

TIME WAVE VICTORIOUS

Multi-platform event featuring tie-in novels, audio dramas, animated YouTube series, comic books, vinyl LPs, immersive theatre experiences, escape rooms and action figures continuing the story of the SS Enconium’s crew.

[Dave]

THE INQUISITOE

Cat rediscovers his investigating feet.

[Jonathan Capps]

PAGEYMORPH

The crew of G&T are attacked by a malicious GELF which feeds on the despair felt by users whose page memes have suddenly been ruined in the name of a better user experience

[cwickham]

Fuck my arse we’re on the seventy-eighth page

[cwickham]

SPAM IN THE THREAD

G&T User considers posting variations on the above for the seventeenth through seventy-seventh pages, but decides against it as it might be the thing that finally gets this thread locked.

[Dave]

G&TIKKA TO RIDE

The G&T redesign by Cappsy’s present self caused dimensional anomalies which have expanded the idea for an episode thread pagination by 400%.

We should shitpost for a while to ascertain that the new structure is stable.

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PAGE ECHOS

Members of a popular fan forums start to see echos of pages of threads from the future.

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BACK IN THE THREAD

Owing to a remastering of the site, forum threads now appear inexplicably long with ridiculously high page counts, which is apparently how they were always meant to look before the budget cut backs.

[cwickham]

RED DWARF LXXVIII

Doug Naylor comes up with an inexplicable new numbering system for Red Dwarf whereby each episode counts as I, the two unmade scripts also count, so does the first US pilot, and The Promised Land counts twice.

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THE PAGELESS CHILD

Fans are thrown into an outrage when it is revealed their favourite thread actually has dozens of other pages they weren’t previously aware of, all in the name of given the site a bit of a lift.

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WHITE PAGES

The crew encounter a spacial anomaly spewing forum thread pages into the universe.

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PAGION

This thread is Pagion, for it has many pages.

I’m running out of steam already aren’t I?!

[Dave]

SAVE PAGE 61…THAT BIT

Reeling from the site redesign, G&T posters try to work out where that really disgusting bit from the start of page 13 will be located now.

[cwickham]

SEVENTY-EIGHT

Taylor Swift song about the sudden increase in the number of pages in the “Idea for an episode” thread.

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EIGHT OF SEVENTY

An exponoid infiltrates a forum thread and expands it exponentially

[Jonathan Capps]

Well, I think you’re all taking this splendidly.

[Dave]

SEVENTYEIGHTICA

Doug Naylor goes back in time to prevent G&T from ever developing so many pages of awful ideas for an episode.

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YOU’VE RUINED THIS CAPPSY

Forum users bemoan that some jokes within a certain thread no longer make numerical sense.

[Dave]

THANKS FOR THE 78 PAGES OF MEMORIES

Certain forum users wonder whether other forum users are seriously going back and reliving previous posts in this thread over and over, as opposed to this just being a stream of nonsense that’s forgotten almost as soon as it’s typed.

[cwickham]

BACK IN THE RED PART SEVENTY-EIGHT

In order to make a more attractive package for international syndication, Doug divides the existing three parts of “Back in the Red” into twenty-six one-minute episodes, then writes new material to pad them out.

[cwickham]

RED DWARF CLIII

New title for The Promised Land following the division of “Back in the Red” into seventy-eight parts under Doug’s new numbering system.

[cwickham]

RED DWARF CLII

Doug decides to produce another 139 series of Red Dwarf just because the roman numeral for the last one looks a bit like a rude word.

[Dave]

SPIIONAWRIST

Rimmer mishears the title of Red Dwarf CLII.

[cwickham]

DOUG IN THE RED

Accurate description of the production of Red Dwarf X.

[cwickham]

ED BYE IN THE RED

Accurate description of the final scene of Red Dwarf VIII.

[cwickham]

PAUL JACKSON IN THE RED

Accurate description of the production of White Hole.

[cwickham]

BATTLE ROYALE IN THE RED

Due to a script mix-up, the cast and crew of Red Dwarf accidentally film an adaptation of a Japanese novel about high school students being forced to fight to the death.

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BACK IN FOREVER RED

Due to a casting mix up, the crew find themselves in the roles of 4 of the Red Power Rangers in the 10th anniversary team up.

[Dave]

BACK IN SIMPLY RED

Coinciding with Chris Barrie’s departure from the series, Rimmer leaves his crewmates after being tempted away to continue the immortal legacy of Mick Hucknall.

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