Sebby P

[Nancy Hemming]

It’s to late, everyone already knows what you are seb. Why do you think i waited for DJ to post, over 6000 views (in 3 days) saw the topic before you deleted it.
Now both red dwarf sites are on lock down, and you have deleted real members, it’s a good start.

Seb P wrote: .

Seems we’ve (well, I’ve) got a new fun game, which is “Figure out which of the accounts I’ve approved in the last couple of months are actually sock puppet accounts created by whoever polysmorph was”.

Shouldn’t prove too difficult if they’re all as unimaginatively-named (in either handle or email address) as the ones that have so far poked fun at my being fat (well done, that’s clever, but honestly you can’t say anything about my weight that I haven’t already said myself), but we’ll see.

Unfortunately, this has a negative effect on the forum, as it means I have to get much stricter and more careful about approving new accounts that come from free email servers, because otherwise the forum is going to be hammered with spam posts. On the bright side, the actions of this individual neatly summarise why I am under no obligation whatsoever to respond to their nonsense or pass on their spurious “concerns” to anyone at GNP, because everything they’re doing proves that they’re not motivated by a desire to see this forum run fairly and properly. If they were, they wouldn’t be doing their best to ruin it.

If they show up again and it’s at a time when I’m not around to deal with it, then please don’t engage with them. It should be quite clear to you now that their only goal is to take this place down. Ignore them as best you can and I’ll delete things as I find them.

“lol” You never were going to pass on these complaints against you unless you consider doing that by deleting the threads and banning the first account for no reason other than to cover it up and not deal with it so second account made it clear you can not delete the truth. This is now what you get.
So who you trying to convince that you ever were going to follow the rules? your “regulars” aka sheep or yourself? or the people that don’t post and just read who are seeing you for the real you.
Since you abuse your admin and refuse to even take complaints we shall be playing this “game” until you are replaced or everyone leaves. You have no way of stopping me from making new accounts and as you can see your screening proses is horrible and infective proved by this new one.
I will do this forever then eventually move on to other more direct ways of “ruining” this forum and individual ips as well. Just like how you are ruining it with your abuse and clique like ways. This world has billions of people and millions of red dwarf fans and yet there are only 15 people active here in years think about it (3-4 of them are harrys pathological lying multiple personality disorder you need a new psychiatrist and new meds they are not working. (moph space sim kittypaws ..) + 1 Mr vegetable the trendy poser contradicting facade, go get a real assessment from a psychiatrist and not your GM btw nice drama queen performance, you to can name 2 things you have accomplished in life and what is your education? +1 joke of a troll with multiple accounts aka harrys and his simple technique of saying the negative opposite of one named simulant who’s a closet homo who is harry talking to himself, it is definitely a regular from here’s alter ego which again points back to harry, and seb knows about it which goes against the multi account rule and why he wont do anything about sim.)
Boz you’re that guy a goof you’re not special you’re job is not special and you could not write a blog to save your horrible life and buddy jmc needs to name 2 things he has accomplished in life and what education he has, google much? You all can do that see what you come up with.
(harry makes a new account each year, space = 2009 anti everything 2009 simon 2009 3 or more before his main was back fandango = 2010 moph = 2011 simulant = 2012 ( not only is that pathetic but really really disturbing)(+uses phone to multi same time) cloud is prob him too and (kittypaws = becks harry)
plus this new approval system is not helping. Which i shall make even worse. If you were here to do your job daily you would not need this useless confirmation. Which you put in place because of the kitchen spam, which you could of just deleted their accounts like you did mine. If you were doing your JOB instead your fat lazy ass did this so you didn’t have to.
If you think you are not harry and are on this list you may prove yourself very easily with a pic of you holding a sign saying i am not harry no blah blah I’m not harry talking, post the pic you have no excuse.

ps i already have 4 accounts on here you have not deleted any of them, you just deleted real members gj, try screening and reviewing old accounts better have fun.
when you are gone you will have more time to try that thing called exercise out and you will end up thanking me yet nothing will cure the ugly and your tiny… and making light of your fat does not work sorry to say “:)”

another example of seb leading by example in a “family friendly forum” and abusing the language rules while talking about rules…rather ironic
Seb P wrote: that fans know NOT to be dicks, and that the dicks were the exception rather than the rule

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

So it’s up to the new guy to make this forum not boring? Great logic. Judging by how you treat new people no wonder this place is so horrible.

You’ve posted seventeen times in the three years you say you’ve been reading. I’d say there are considerably more constructive ways you could improve things, if you’re that concerned, than to start a thread as negative as this.

What you’ve basically done is waltzed in and told everyone “You’re not entertaining me enough, sort it out, although I’m not going to do anything about it myself”. And I’M the one who treats people badly?

If you read correctly you would see i enjoyed this forum very much until you decided to ban the only entertaining thing on this forum, and you never even said why exactly you banned him?
Was it constructive losing all those threads and a funny poster for your personal reasons? not very professional. Yes you are the one who treats new people badly along with the other regulars. Going through the old topics and posts it paints a clear picture who the aggressors are.

I made very clear why: he posted large amounts of information about how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs, the presence of which on this forum left the company that pays for and hosts it legally actionable. I deleted it, warned him that if he posted it again he’d be banned, and he posted it again. This was added to his track record of repeatedly pushing the rules, baiting me at every turn, and insulting other posters. Whether or not he’d created loads of threads, or if some people thought of him as “a funny poster”, is utterly irrelevant – he broke the rules, deliberately and wilfully. If you want to be annoyed at anyone for his absence and for those threads disappearing, be annoyed at him. He was given every chance to behave, and in the end essentially banned himself.

This forum costs GNP time, effort and money to keep running – it’s not a free and open concern, it’s not a democracy. We are not obliged to indulge everybody’s whims.

And frankly, if the only thing you found entertaining about a Red Dwarf discussion forum was off-topic nonsense from an immature adolescent, might I suggest you’re probably not in the right place in the first place?

Which thread? The topic about medical marijuana, that thread was there for months. Then from what i saw the day your friend was attacked for attacking one of his is when that thread came into question? seems very fitting. I do not recall you saying anything about him being banned. You used that as a poor excuse and made the forums worse by your personal actions and lies. He did not break any rule and if he did why was that thread up there for months and why did you Lie about the part saying he posted information how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs? He did not mention that at all, it was which flavors and strains and medical benefits there are.

This forum is for everyone and not your personal unprofessional actions and deceiving lies. Is there someone at GNP i can contact to complain about your performance? It is only fair for people to voice their opinions about you and your personal playground of regulars.

One more point, is it appropriate to insult someone on this forum for being an adolescent? This forum is for all ages and you just said that an adolescent is in the wrong place when they come here and called him immature to top it off and attacking him for posting off topic comments in the garbage pod which is specifically for off topic discussion. What kind of example is lying admin abuse and insulting young people and calling them names. Your abuse in many forms is making people not want to join and participate on these once great forums, specially when they watch you treat your group differently and act in this very unprofessional way.

Yes you have nothing to say because you know you’re in the wrong and got busted for lying and abusing. You wont even provide a contact address to your superiors. You think you’re above it, it’s time for an admin change here. Part of the reason you hated reznor so much is because he had to remind you to do your job since you are never here or paying attention and then you purposely ignore it out of spite. A great example is when you told everyone in the forum that the next person to have swears in their youtube will be punished and banned. Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

How long did it take you to fix the kitchen spam, which i read so much about? 2 weeks?

Freeborn Leveller – aka The Veggie Vamp wrote:

The Troll wrote:

Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

No I didn’t. That one-off incident you’re childishly referring to showed you/Reznor up for being the trouble starting agitator you are. It was a perfect example of *you* being a contradictory, disruptive troll. You have some serious psychological issues, kid.

How you have managed to emotionally manipulate and conn two people of this forum into thinking you’re a nice guy and a victim is beyond me. You’re a nasty, pedantic, childish, negative troll.

ps: This troll certainly does appear to be Reznor or Dodgy Danny, although I can’t be 100% certain about that.. But surely no one in their right mind would use Reznor of all people as an example to try to make Seb or any other member look bad. This Polysmorph guy is bonkers.

Also, those of us paying attention already know the Trent Reznor wannabe posts from the Sockpuppet account, or a least has done on at least one occasion according to Dodgy Danny. It really is getting quite boring now though.

Speaking of perfect examples this is a perfect example of exactly what i was talking about. Positive these attacks are against the rules to these forums. Lets see what seb will do or if he really treats this like his playground and the rules only apply to the people he decides should follow also known as the non regulars.

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[Pete Part Three]

Bored now.

[Boz]

Putting something creative out there is important. I don’t “think” people read it. I know they do.

To be fair, you’re boring the shit out of me now. Which you’ll probably retort by saying my blog has been boring the shit out of people for a lot longer.

[genericnerdyusername]

And to think, yesterday I thought there could be nothing more ridiculously stupid as that fight between Doctor Who and Star Wars fans.

[Ian Symes]

Sorry about this, Boz – this place isn’t normally like this. Try any other thread!

[Nancy Hemming]

lol you did say it for yourself perfectly

P.S(1) that made me laugh you should at least get a point for that :)

[Jo]

Hi Boz :) Welcome!

Don’t worry about “Nancy”, he’s just upset that all us fatties on G&T have had his mum… twice… and she was shit.

[Nancy Hemming]

ooooo mommy jokes, good thing she is not fat huh for your sake, that would have made a difficult scissor, 2 fattys and all:)

[Boz]

That’s strange because as I was gazing into the back of Nancy’s mother’s head last night several thoughts crossed my mind.

1. How could someone who gives her love away so freely have created a child who spews hate just as much?
2. Why does she make a sound like an enraged honey badger when she reached an orgasm?
3. Did I leave the iron on at home?

[Seb Patrick]

I’m just chuffed that a year and a half after I left G&T, I’m FINALLY getting the lengthy thread devoted to me that I’ve always deserved.

[Seb Patrick]

I’m just chuffed that a year and a half after I left G&T, I’m FINALLY getting the lengthy thread devoted to me that I’ve always deserved.

[genericnerdyusername]

She’s still crap at oral sex, though.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol 1. who you trying to kid? that you made any woman have an orgasm :P

P.S (1) oh you deserve it sebby, it’s all for you :)

[Seb Patrick]

I’m so chuffed that I double posted by mistake.

[Nancy Hemming]

don’t worry about your double post sebby it’s still all for you
you deserve it.:)

[Boz]

On the contrary. I’ve often managed to make your mother so happy and pleasure filled that for a few moments, I can make her forget you were ever born.

Which, frankly, is best for all of us.

[Nancy Hemming]

I agree it would be best for all of you and mommy dearest but is this when you wake up? :)

[genericnerdyusername]

Ah, it’s that old “reply to an insult by spouting utter bollocks in the hopes that it may seem witty” trick.

[Boz]

Oh, I don’t wake up. You see, I’m never actually asleep. Not with your mother. Her appetite for pleasure is only matched by her shame that you are her son.

[Seb Patrick]

[Nancy Hemming]

lol sounds like what i said about your parents before and them not setting that bar that high :)
maybe that’s why you/you all can relate to rimmers character so much he blames it all on his parents
oooo :)

[Nancy Hemming]

oops did i break it? :)

[Boz]

You did. It’s not your fault. The website just had a bad reaction because it’s allergic to bullshit.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol yes that’s what happened, go with that
keep that in mind for phase 2
ponder it
/me takes a bow
till 2moro folks
:)

[Phil]

I nominate nothing.

[redhead85]

So. What did I miss?

[StretfordStephen]

Shit I’m late yet again!!!!

[ori-STUDFARM]

He’s like the worlds crappyest internet troll or something. Is anybody else reminded a little of Doctor Evil demanding “ONE MILLION DOLLARS” and being laughed at by the world leaders? Or maybe Plankton from Spongebob….So menacing in his own head only, but not really significant….at all.

[MySarcasticMockingVoice] I made a few threads that you had to delete on TOS forums Sebby! And I posted this thread on here Sebby….How do you like them apples!! Because I’m not done you know….Soon I will create more threads for you to delete! And you can’t stop me…Mwahahahaha! [/MySarcasticMockingVoice]

P.S. He is a twat, obviously.

[Ian Symes]

God, he was Seb. Sebby Patrick, we used to call him. Hello, SEBBY. How’s your acne, SEBBY?

[Blisschick]

This is the only explanation I have of why this trainwreck of a post even exists.

[Jo]

Hey “Nancy”, You appear to have sent me the below PM on TOS instead of posting publicly on here, you cowardly sack of shit!

[Blisschick]

[Nancy Hemming]

Dear Jo Jo or as i say fatty mc fat fat
that would be danny not i
notice the writing style? guess you didn’t
i told you and everyone here what i thought of your comment and it was for all to see

“ooooo mommy jokes, good thing she is not fat huh for your sake, that would have made a difficult scissor, 2 fattys and all:) ” :)

[Jo]

YAWN! Yeah *nods* Uh-huh! I DEFINITELY believe you.

[JamesTC]

>fatty mc fat fat

You could be on BBC Three with that type of imaginative riposte.

[Seb Patrick]

“Don’t go writing shit about me”

This was said in the above by Danny in response to something Jo said to “Nancy” on here.

So either:

1. Danny is “Nancy Hemming”

2. Danny’s letting whoever “Nancy Hemming” is (of course, it’s Reznor) post stuff from his account.

Either way the words “bang”, “to” and “rights” come to mind. And that’s why Danny’s account on TOS has now been suspended as well.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol jo jo that’s his account you do know?
even ask sebby seb :)
now where did we leave off oh yes. fatty scissor action
anddd go :)

P.S (1) sebbby you forgot option 3. Danny likes to pretend to be me :)

[redhead85]

> Dear Jo Jo or as i say fatty mc fat fat

You accuse members of this forum of mocking people based on personal attributes…..and yet you do the precise same thing?

You know. Just so I understand the logic.

[Seb Patrick]

I don’t know why this place blows up images to full post width, but I am not complaining in the slightest about enlarged Jennifer Lawrence.

[Nancy Hemming]

Dear red head if you read correctly i make fun of their attributes that they have done to themselves
not your forums members style of mocking handicaps and things they cant change :)

[JamesTC]

Dear red head if you read correctly i make fun of their attributes that they have done to themselves
not your forums members style of mocking handicaps and things they cant change :)

Apart from when you mocked people as “ugly” and “short” in post #207414:

You’re all over weight, ugly, short and have not accomplished a thing in life, notice a pattern?

You absolute fuckwit.

[redhead85]

…..and that’s a nice thing to do, is it?

Look, if you have a genuine complaint, you need to address it to the right people and in the right format. I will never deny somebody’s right to complain. But demonstrating this sort of behaviour in a public forum does nothing for your credibility for aforementioned complaint.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol true i guess you cant really do anything about you people being ugly and short besides for surgery,
guess it just sucks to be you guys, don’t blame me blame god for making you that way :)

[Seb Patrick]

He’s right, you know. Everything I’ve done up to this point I’ve done out of bitter jealousy of the fact that I’m not him.

Some mornings I wake up stick a gun in my mouth for half an hour or so before I can muster up the energy just to get through the day, knowing I’m not a bloke in Canada who spends hours on the internet trolling a forum full of people he doesn’t like from behind the anonymity of, variously, the name of the lead singer of a shit band, and a fictional woman whose name is frequently used as an insult denoting lack of masculinity.

Someone please tell me how I can get over this fact.

[Nancy Hemming]

“He’s right, you know. Everything I’ve done up to this point I’ve done out of bitter jealousy of the fact that I’m not him.

Some mornings I wake up stick a gun in my mouth for half an hour or so before I can muster up the energy just to get through the day, knowing I’m not a bloke in Canada who spends hours on the internet trolling a forum full of people he doesn’t like from behind the anonymity of, variously, the name of the lead singer of a shit band, and a fictional woman whose name is frequently used as an insult denoting lack of masculinity.

Someone please tell me how I can get over this fact.”

lol umm sebby, danny likes to pretend to be me … not you… but wow keep digging that hole :)

[Jonathan Capps]

I don’t know why this place blows up images to full post width, but I am not complaining in the slightest about enlarged Jennifer Lawrence

It’s a side effect of making sure images don’t go beyond the width of the post, but because I’m lazy I’ve not refined it.

[redhead85]

Magic door. Got it.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol red yet you could so something about your haircut, see how it works?

See people can do something about being fat and a failure with no accomplishments
the looks height and genetics factors part, you all will just have to accept or take it up with god
and you cant do anything about your parents being failures but that is no excuse for your life’s

try it folks :)

[redhead85]

Well that explains the conundrum of whether you have a genuine complaint or are just trolling. If you attack someone who was backing you up re: your right to complain then you’re a complete idiot.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol aww red don’t put so much emotions into your hair :)

[redhead85]

N’aww thanks for your concern. But I was just drawing your attention to how stupid a move it was.

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