Sebby P

[Nancy Hemming]

It’s to late, everyone already knows what you are seb. Why do you think i waited for DJ to post, over 6000 views (in 3 days) saw the topic before you deleted it.
Now both red dwarf sites are on lock down, and you have deleted real members, it’s a good start.

Seb P wrote: .

Seems we’ve (well, I’ve) got a new fun game, which is “Figure out which of the accounts I’ve approved in the last couple of months are actually sock puppet accounts created by whoever polysmorph was”.

Shouldn’t prove too difficult if they’re all as unimaginatively-named (in either handle or email address) as the ones that have so far poked fun at my being fat (well done, that’s clever, but honestly you can’t say anything about my weight that I haven’t already said myself), but we’ll see.

Unfortunately, this has a negative effect on the forum, as it means I have to get much stricter and more careful about approving new accounts that come from free email servers, because otherwise the forum is going to be hammered with spam posts. On the bright side, the actions of this individual neatly summarise why I am under no obligation whatsoever to respond to their nonsense or pass on their spurious “concerns” to anyone at GNP, because everything they’re doing proves that they’re not motivated by a desire to see this forum run fairly and properly. If they were, they wouldn’t be doing their best to ruin it.

If they show up again and it’s at a time when I’m not around to deal with it, then please don’t engage with them. It should be quite clear to you now that their only goal is to take this place down. Ignore them as best you can and I’ll delete things as I find them.

“lol” You never were going to pass on these complaints against you unless you consider doing that by deleting the threads and banning the first account for no reason other than to cover it up and not deal with it so second account made it clear you can not delete the truth. This is now what you get.
So who you trying to convince that you ever were going to follow the rules? your “regulars” aka sheep or yourself? or the people that don’t post and just read who are seeing you for the real you.
Since you abuse your admin and refuse to even take complaints we shall be playing this “game” until you are replaced or everyone leaves. You have no way of stopping me from making new accounts and as you can see your screening proses is horrible and infective proved by this new one.
I will do this forever then eventually move on to other more direct ways of “ruining” this forum and individual ips as well. Just like how you are ruining it with your abuse and clique like ways. This world has billions of people and millions of red dwarf fans and yet there are only 15 people active here in years think about it (3-4 of them are harrys pathological lying multiple personality disorder you need a new psychiatrist and new meds they are not working. (moph space sim kittypaws ..) + 1 Mr vegetable the trendy poser contradicting facade, go get a real assessment from a psychiatrist and not your GM btw nice drama queen performance, you to can name 2 things you have accomplished in life and what is your education? +1 joke of a troll with multiple accounts aka harrys and his simple technique of saying the negative opposite of one named simulant who’s a closet homo who is harry talking to himself, it is definitely a regular from here’s alter ego which again points back to harry, and seb knows about it which goes against the multi account rule and why he wont do anything about sim.)
Boz you’re that guy a goof you’re not special you’re job is not special and you could not write a blog to save your horrible life and buddy jmc needs to name 2 things he has accomplished in life and what education he has, google much? You all can do that see what you come up with.
(harry makes a new account each year, space = 2009 anti everything 2009 simon 2009 3 or more before his main was back fandango = 2010 moph = 2011 simulant = 2012 ( not only is that pathetic but really really disturbing)(+uses phone to multi same time) cloud is prob him too and (kittypaws = becks harry)
plus this new approval system is not helping. Which i shall make even worse. If you were here to do your job daily you would not need this useless confirmation. Which you put in place because of the kitchen spam, which you could of just deleted their accounts like you did mine. If you were doing your JOB instead your fat lazy ass did this so you didn’t have to.
If you think you are not harry and are on this list you may prove yourself very easily with a pic of you holding a sign saying i am not harry no blah blah I’m not harry talking, post the pic you have no excuse.

ps i already have 4 accounts on here you have not deleted any of them, you just deleted real members gj, try screening and reviewing old accounts better have fun.
when you are gone you will have more time to try that thing called exercise out and you will end up thanking me yet nothing will cure the ugly and your tiny… and making light of your fat does not work sorry to say “:)”

another example of seb leading by example in a “family friendly forum” and abusing the language rules while talking about rules…rather ironic
Seb P wrote: that fans know NOT to be dicks, and that the dicks were the exception rather than the rule

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

So it’s up to the new guy to make this forum not boring? Great logic. Judging by how you treat new people no wonder this place is so horrible.

You’ve posted seventeen times in the three years you say you’ve been reading. I’d say there are considerably more constructive ways you could improve things, if you’re that concerned, than to start a thread as negative as this.

What you’ve basically done is waltzed in and told everyone “You’re not entertaining me enough, sort it out, although I’m not going to do anything about it myself”. And I’M the one who treats people badly?

If you read correctly you would see i enjoyed this forum very much until you decided to ban the only entertaining thing on this forum, and you never even said why exactly you banned him?
Was it constructive losing all those threads and a funny poster for your personal reasons? not very professional. Yes you are the one who treats new people badly along with the other regulars. Going through the old topics and posts it paints a clear picture who the aggressors are.

I made very clear why: he posted large amounts of information about how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs, the presence of which on this forum left the company that pays for and hosts it legally actionable. I deleted it, warned him that if he posted it again he’d be banned, and he posted it again. This was added to his track record of repeatedly pushing the rules, baiting me at every turn, and insulting other posters. Whether or not he’d created loads of threads, or if some people thought of him as “a funny poster”, is utterly irrelevant – he broke the rules, deliberately and wilfully. If you want to be annoyed at anyone for his absence and for those threads disappearing, be annoyed at him. He was given every chance to behave, and in the end essentially banned himself.

This forum costs GNP time, effort and money to keep running – it’s not a free and open concern, it’s not a democracy. We are not obliged to indulge everybody’s whims.

And frankly, if the only thing you found entertaining about a Red Dwarf discussion forum was off-topic nonsense from an immature adolescent, might I suggest you’re probably not in the right place in the first place?

Which thread? The topic about medical marijuana, that thread was there for months. Then from what i saw the day your friend was attacked for attacking one of his is when that thread came into question? seems very fitting. I do not recall you saying anything about him being banned. You used that as a poor excuse and made the forums worse by your personal actions and lies. He did not break any rule and if he did why was that thread up there for months and why did you Lie about the part saying he posted information how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs? He did not mention that at all, it was which flavors and strains and medical benefits there are.

This forum is for everyone and not your personal unprofessional actions and deceiving lies. Is there someone at GNP i can contact to complain about your performance? It is only fair for people to voice their opinions about you and your personal playground of regulars.

One more point, is it appropriate to insult someone on this forum for being an adolescent? This forum is for all ages and you just said that an adolescent is in the wrong place when they come here and called him immature to top it off and attacking him for posting off topic comments in the garbage pod which is specifically for off topic discussion. What kind of example is lying admin abuse and insulting young people and calling them names. Your abuse in many forms is making people not want to join and participate on these once great forums, specially when they watch you treat your group differently and act in this very unprofessional way.

Yes you have nothing to say because you know you’re in the wrong and got busted for lying and abusing. You wont even provide a contact address to your superiors. You think you’re above it, it’s time for an admin change here. Part of the reason you hated reznor so much is because he had to remind you to do your job since you are never here or paying attention and then you purposely ignore it out of spite. A great example is when you told everyone in the forum that the next person to have swears in their youtube will be punished and banned. Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

How long did it take you to fix the kitchen spam, which i read so much about? 2 weeks?

Freeborn Leveller – aka The Veggie Vamp wrote:

The Troll wrote:

Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

No I didn’t. That one-off incident you’re childishly referring to showed you/Reznor up for being the trouble starting agitator you are. It was a perfect example of *you* being a contradictory, disruptive troll. You have some serious psychological issues, kid.

How you have managed to emotionally manipulate and conn two people of this forum into thinking you’re a nice guy and a victim is beyond me. You’re a nasty, pedantic, childish, negative troll.

ps: This troll certainly does appear to be Reznor or Dodgy Danny, although I can’t be 100% certain about that.. But surely no one in their right mind would use Reznor of all people as an example to try to make Seb or any other member look bad. This Polysmorph guy is bonkers.

Also, those of us paying attention already know the Trent Reznor wannabe posts from the Sockpuppet account, or a least has done on at least one occasion according to Dodgy Danny. It really is getting quite boring now though.

Speaking of perfect examples this is a perfect example of exactly what i was talking about. Positive these attacks are against the rules to these forums. Lets see what seb will do or if he really treats this like his playground and the rules only apply to the people he decides should follow also known as the non regulars.

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[Nancy Hemming]

You don’t have to sign up
just go visit
which you did
Stage 2 :)

[Alex]

> If nothing else, this thread has allowed Alex to bring the phrase “arse-shatteringly trivial” to a wider audience.

Well it seemed a shame to waste it, especially when the occasion seemed so apt.

[genericnerdyusername]

Uh, I just registered on TOS. Wasn’t altogether hard.

[Nancy Hemming]

dear generic It’s not that’s why i have done it many times and still have accounts on there :)
yet you knowing him and being from here and playing spot the tiny sub in a hot soapy bath might have something to do with your circumstance

yet new randoms are a different story :)

[Seb Patrick]

you locked the forum where people must apply yet you think they are all me and wont allow anyone in let alone are deleting old accounts thinking think they are me.

No, I turned on manual account approval a while ago because of all the automated spam that was coming in. Which, incidentally, is still happening – of the requests that come in each day, around 60-70% are from disposable mail accounts, giving away that they’re spam.

I haven’t deleted a single old account that isn’t you. I know you’re enjoying claiming that I am, because it would make me look stupid, but I assure you I’m not. You’re just making shit up.

stage 2 starts when these 2 forums stop making people register first

Okay, so all I have to do to prevent stage 2 of this terrifying plan happening is… do nothing? Brilliant. When it comes to master plans, Adrian Veidt you aren’t.

The forum will never stop making people register before they post, because IT’S A FORUM. THAT’S HOW FORUMS WORK. IF YOU DIDN’T REGISTER AN ACCOUNT HOW WOULD YOU POST THINGS ON IT?

yet new randoms are a different story :)

Again with the thinking I actually care about how many people post on the TOS forum. It’s not my job to care. It’s my job to ensure that the people that ARE posting, however few or many they are, are abiding by the rules.

[Nancy Hemming]

Well it seems i have to spell it out again,It starts when your pending approval register stops.

and like i said

new people wanting to join for the first time is your problem which can never be solved
but hey you now have generic ;)

“Again with the thinking I actually care about how many people post on the TOS forum. It’s not my job to care. It’s my job to ensure that the people that ARE posting, however few or many they are, are abiding by the rules.”

admitting you don’t care about an aspect of your job does help though :)
and you say it IS to ensure people are posting? you forgot it’s only like 6 people and harry being 8 people in years right? :)

oh and my accounts :)

[Alex]

And they say Gazpacho Soup gets all the nutters…

[Seb Patrick]

>Well it seems i have to spell it out again,It starts when your pending approval register stops.

Okay. So if I don’t want it to start, all I have to do is never stop that? Great. Thanks for the info.

You’ve really not thought this through, have you?

[Nancy Hemming]

Yea it couldn’t be like that’s exactly what i want or anything it’s a win win
try not to think sebby it’s not working out for yea
quick request back up
gogogogo :)

[genericnerdyusername]

“and you say it IS to ensure people are posting? you forgot it’s only like 6 people and harry being 8 people in years right? :)”

Nope, he said it’s his job to ensure those THAT are posting to stick to the rules. The number of people is irrelevant.

[genericnerdyusername]

Uh, ignore the way I capitalised the wrong word there. Not that anything going on in this thread is in any way important…

[Nancy Hemming]

and yet he does not even abide by the rules himself let alone harry (simulant) or other peoples

Next? :)

[Seb Patrick]

Oh, okay. Well, if you want it to stay, then I’ll get rid of it.

OH WAIT I’M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE. God, you’re wily. You nearly got me, there! It’s like battling James Moriarty, this.

[Nancy Hemming]

sebby if it’s there the newbs cant join
it does not affect my joining in any way
not trying to trick you
you just cant see it’s a win win either way :)

[Seb Patrick]

In other “no matter how many times you say it, doesn’t make it true” news, Harry and Simulant are not the same person, so you can drop that one too. I’ve got verifiable proof of this.

WHY AM I EVEN RESPONDING TO THIS?

[Seb Patrick]

>sebby if it’s there the newbs cant join

Yes they can. What happens is, I get an email every time an account is created. I look at it, and I choose whether or not to approve the account. Therefore, legitimate new users get to join. Spam users and all of your sockpuppets get bounced on their arse. It’s not complicated.

>it does not affect my joining in any way

Well it does, because you can’t. Incidentally, if you have lots of accounts that you can use, why aren’t you using them to post all of this on there, instead of on here?

It’s almost as if everything you say reeks of pure grade bullshit.

[Nancy Hemming]

i know how it works lil one
you get to choose and you have chose wrong and there are 0 no users
and there are still 5 sock puppet accounts of mine on there
if i use them right now you ban them and delete the thread to hide it from ppl there what’s the fun in that
where as here you have no power and there is a broader audience besides you and harry :)

[Ian Symes]

The P.S. gets better every time.

[Alex]

> sebby if it’s there the newbs cant join
it does not affect my joining in any way
not trying to trick you
you just cant see it’s a win win either way :)
P.S. I am a twat, obviously.

I love the fact that the only part of your replies that are actually punctuated are the parts added automatically by G&T. Why is it that whenever one of these facile morons appears on here to enact their own bizarre fantasies they always seem to be totally unaware of the existence of commas and full stops?

[Seb Patrick]

and there are still 5 sock puppet accounts of mine on there
if i use them right now you ban them and delete the thread to hide it from ppl there what’s the fun in that

Right. So you have 5 sock puppet accounts. Fine.

If you’re not using them, then I don’t care.

If you do use them, I’ll delete them.

I’m not really sure how I lose on that one.

[Tanya Jones]

Nancy Hemming is a crap troller. I had someone pretend to be disabled and make fun of my disabled mum’s (very recent) death on another forum a few years ago. Now that really was trolling.

[Nancy Hemming]

They will be used over time sebbby
and delete away there is a never ending supply
or are they new members? hmmm :)

[Seb Patrick]

you get to choose and you have chose wrong and there are 0 no users

I haven’t, though. It’s very easy to tell which accounts are you and which ones aren’t. I appreciate that you don’t understand that, because if you did you’d make it more difficult for me to tell. But trust me, you are astonishingly easy to figure out.

Also, it’s “chosen”.

[genericnerdyusername]

I’m so confused. Nancy has not been wronged, isn’t angry, and has apparently won, so why the complaining?

[Seb Patrick]

Seriously, I can’t figure out how, but the “P.S. I am a twat, obviously” thing is STILL getting even funnier each time it happens. It’s like Sideshow Bob and the rakes.

[Seb Patrick]

>They will be used over time sebbby

Great! I look forward to deleting them. So glad we had this little chat.

[Nancy Hemming]

yet you have though
and just looking at your forums proves it
no one new
and if it was so easy how did i get through so many times? :)
P.S(1) oh and please tell us all your prove that harry and sim are different people
i love to see you dig that hole :)

[Nancy Hemming]

dear tanya i will leave the making fun of disabled people to your forum members like they did with sgt :)

[Jonathan Capps]

dear tanya i will leave the making fun of disabled people to your forum members like they did with sgt :)

You need to drop this pretty fucking sharpish. I can deal with your other bullshit, but this accusation is grossly off the mark.

[Nancy Hemming]

jonathan it’s what happened oh and attacked his aspergers
and attack his game (he has done more for RD than any of you put together)
yet you banned him for all of the above :)

[Pete Part Three]

Sgt Smiley didn’t get a rude reception because he was disabled or because he suffers from a disorder as that would be out of order.

He got a rude reception because he spammed the shit out of the forum and started being passive aggressive when people called him up on it. He was treated with as much respect as anyone else who does the same.

[Jonathan Capps]

To be perfectly clear, his Asperger’s and hearing condition are irrelevant to his banning. The reasons were made clear enough at the time and it was all based on his behaviour on the forum.

This isn’t so much for you because I know you’re deliberately trolling, more for anyone else reading this who might take your cuntery at face value.

[Nancy Hemming]

right right and you or anyone here would not do anything out of order now would yea
anything else? besides not manning up to it? :)

[Jo]

>P.S(1) oh and please tell us all your prove that harry and sim are different people
i love to see you dig that hole :)

See, the thing is that Seb doesn’t have to prove anything, because in case you haven’t yet noticed, NOBODY HERE GIVES A SHIT.

P.S. you are a twat, obviously.

[Nancy Hemming]

lol of coarse he does not have to prove himself why would he? he’s above it
not like he could or anything
got to love how that works out huh fatty :)

[Boz]

Well I can see I joined at the right time. Hello everyone.

[Nancy Hemming]

hey it’s boz! write a blog for us :)

[genericnerdyusername]

Hello Boz!

[Ian Symes]

To be perfectly clear, his Asperger’s and hearing condition are irrelevant to his banning. The reasons were made clear enough at the time and it was all based on his behaviour on the forum.

Although, it is true that I hate all people with Asperger’s Syndrome. Especially my five year old nephew.

[Nancy Hemming]

and my great aunt ian ;)

[genericnerdyusername]

AND MY AXE.

Also, my sister.

[Seb Patrick]

Your great aunt is called Ian? That’s a weird name for a woman.

[Ian Symes]

and my great aunt ian ;)

That’s a stupid name for a woman.

[Nancy Hemming]

there is no great aunt sebby :)

[genericnerdyusername]

I’m sorry for your loss.

[Nancy Hemming]

and yes ian, i agree it would be
yet you’re pulling off that hair ;)

[Boz]

After reading some of these comments Nancy Hemming, I’d rather not write a blog for you. I’d rather do something more worthwhile, like re-arranging my sock drawer.

[Ian Symes]

Oh shit, me and Seb have just revealed that we’re the same person. But I’ve forgotten which one of us is the sockpuppet.

[genericnerdyusername]

You’re a bloody puppet!

[Nancy Hemming]

Then write a blog for whoever you “think” reads your previous ones boz
and roll those socks up so they make a smiley face :)

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