Sebby P

[Nancy Hemming]

It’s to late, everyone already knows what you are seb. Why do you think i waited for DJ to post, over 6000 views (in 3 days) saw the topic before you deleted it.
Now both red dwarf sites are on lock down, and you have deleted real members, it’s a good start.

Seb P wrote: .

Seems we’ve (well, I’ve) got a new fun game, which is “Figure out which of the accounts I’ve approved in the last couple of months are actually sock puppet accounts created by whoever polysmorph was”.

Shouldn’t prove too difficult if they’re all as unimaginatively-named (in either handle or email address) as the ones that have so far poked fun at my being fat (well done, that’s clever, but honestly you can’t say anything about my weight that I haven’t already said myself), but we’ll see.

Unfortunately, this has a negative effect on the forum, as it means I have to get much stricter and more careful about approving new accounts that come from free email servers, because otherwise the forum is going to be hammered with spam posts. On the bright side, the actions of this individual neatly summarise why I am under no obligation whatsoever to respond to their nonsense or pass on their spurious “concerns” to anyone at GNP, because everything they’re doing proves that they’re not motivated by a desire to see this forum run fairly and properly. If they were, they wouldn’t be doing their best to ruin it.

If they show up again and it’s at a time when I’m not around to deal with it, then please don’t engage with them. It should be quite clear to you now that their only goal is to take this place down. Ignore them as best you can and I’ll delete things as I find them.

“lol” You never were going to pass on these complaints against you unless you consider doing that by deleting the threads and banning the first account for no reason other than to cover it up and not deal with it so second account made it clear you can not delete the truth. This is now what you get.
So who you trying to convince that you ever were going to follow the rules? your “regulars” aka sheep or yourself? or the people that don’t post and just read who are seeing you for the real you.
Since you abuse your admin and refuse to even take complaints we shall be playing this “game” until you are replaced or everyone leaves. You have no way of stopping me from making new accounts and as you can see your screening proses is horrible and infective proved by this new one.
I will do this forever then eventually move on to other more direct ways of “ruining” this forum and individual ips as well. Just like how you are ruining it with your abuse and clique like ways. This world has billions of people and millions of red dwarf fans and yet there are only 15 people active here in years think about it (3-4 of them are harrys pathological lying multiple personality disorder you need a new psychiatrist and new meds they are not working. (moph space sim kittypaws ..) + 1 Mr vegetable the trendy poser contradicting facade, go get a real assessment from a psychiatrist and not your GM btw nice drama queen performance, you to can name 2 things you have accomplished in life and what is your education? +1 joke of a troll with multiple accounts aka harrys and his simple technique of saying the negative opposite of one named simulant who’s a closet homo who is harry talking to himself, it is definitely a regular from here’s alter ego which again points back to harry, and seb knows about it which goes against the multi account rule and why he wont do anything about sim.)
Boz you’re that guy a goof you’re not special you’re job is not special and you could not write a blog to save your horrible life and buddy jmc needs to name 2 things he has accomplished in life and what education he has, google much? You all can do that see what you come up with.
(harry makes a new account each year, space = 2009 anti everything 2009 simon 2009 3 or more before his main was back fandango = 2010 moph = 2011 simulant = 2012 ( not only is that pathetic but really really disturbing)(+uses phone to multi same time) cloud is prob him too and (kittypaws = becks harry)
plus this new approval system is not helping. Which i shall make even worse. If you were here to do your job daily you would not need this useless confirmation. Which you put in place because of the kitchen spam, which you could of just deleted their accounts like you did mine. If you were doing your JOB instead your fat lazy ass did this so you didn’t have to.
If you think you are not harry and are on this list you may prove yourself very easily with a pic of you holding a sign saying i am not harry no blah blah I’m not harry talking, post the pic you have no excuse.

ps i already have 4 accounts on here you have not deleted any of them, you just deleted real members gj, try screening and reviewing old accounts better have fun.
when you are gone you will have more time to try that thing called exercise out and you will end up thanking me yet nothing will cure the ugly and your tiny… and making light of your fat does not work sorry to say “:)”

another example of seb leading by example in a “family friendly forum” and abusing the language rules while talking about rules…rather ironic
Seb P wrote: that fans know NOT to be dicks, and that the dicks were the exception rather than the rule

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

Seb P wrote:

polysmorph wrote:

So it’s up to the new guy to make this forum not boring? Great logic. Judging by how you treat new people no wonder this place is so horrible.

You’ve posted seventeen times in the three years you say you’ve been reading. I’d say there are considerably more constructive ways you could improve things, if you’re that concerned, than to start a thread as negative as this.

What you’ve basically done is waltzed in and told everyone “You’re not entertaining me enough, sort it out, although I’m not going to do anything about it myself”. And I’M the one who treats people badly?

If you read correctly you would see i enjoyed this forum very much until you decided to ban the only entertaining thing on this forum, and you never even said why exactly you banned him?
Was it constructive losing all those threads and a funny poster for your personal reasons? not very professional. Yes you are the one who treats new people badly along with the other regulars. Going through the old topics and posts it paints a clear picture who the aggressors are.

I made very clear why: he posted large amounts of information about how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs, the presence of which on this forum left the company that pays for and hosts it legally actionable. I deleted it, warned him that if he posted it again he’d be banned, and he posted it again. This was added to his track record of repeatedly pushing the rules, baiting me at every turn, and insulting other posters. Whether or not he’d created loads of threads, or if some people thought of him as “a funny poster”, is utterly irrelevant – he broke the rules, deliberately and wilfully. If you want to be annoyed at anyone for his absence and for those threads disappearing, be annoyed at him. He was given every chance to behave, and in the end essentially banned himself.

This forum costs GNP time, effort and money to keep running – it’s not a free and open concern, it’s not a democracy. We are not obliged to indulge everybody’s whims.

And frankly, if the only thing you found entertaining about a Red Dwarf discussion forum was off-topic nonsense from an immature adolescent, might I suggest you’re probably not in the right place in the first place?

Which thread? The topic about medical marijuana, that thread was there for months. Then from what i saw the day your friend was attacked for attacking one of his is when that thread came into question? seems very fitting. I do not recall you saying anything about him being banned. You used that as a poor excuse and made the forums worse by your personal actions and lies. He did not break any rule and if he did why was that thread up there for months and why did you Lie about the part saying he posted information how to grow and cultivate illegal drugs? He did not mention that at all, it was which flavors and strains and medical benefits there are.

This forum is for everyone and not your personal unprofessional actions and deceiving lies. Is there someone at GNP i can contact to complain about your performance? It is only fair for people to voice their opinions about you and your personal playground of regulars.

One more point, is it appropriate to insult someone on this forum for being an adolescent? This forum is for all ages and you just said that an adolescent is in the wrong place when they come here and called him immature to top it off and attacking him for posting off topic comments in the garbage pod which is specifically for off topic discussion. What kind of example is lying admin abuse and insulting young people and calling them names. Your abuse in many forms is making people not want to join and participate on these once great forums, specially when they watch you treat your group differently and act in this very unprofessional way.

Yes you have nothing to say because you know you’re in the wrong and got busted for lying and abusing. You wont even provide a contact address to your superiors. You think you’re above it, it’s time for an admin change here. Part of the reason you hated reznor so much is because he had to remind you to do your job since you are never here or paying attention and then you purposely ignore it out of spite. A great example is when you told everyone in the forum that the next person to have swears in their youtube will be punished and banned. Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

How long did it take you to fix the kitchen spam, which i read so much about? 2 weeks?

Freeborn Leveller – aka The Veggie Vamp wrote:

The Troll wrote:

Then Mr vegetables goes and does it two times, and it was pointed out to you yet again and nothing.

No I didn’t. That one-off incident you’re childishly referring to showed you/Reznor up for being the trouble starting agitator you are. It was a perfect example of *you* being a contradictory, disruptive troll. You have some serious psychological issues, kid.

How you have managed to emotionally manipulate and conn two people of this forum into thinking you’re a nice guy and a victim is beyond me. You’re a nasty, pedantic, childish, negative troll.

ps: This troll certainly does appear to be Reznor or Dodgy Danny, although I can’t be 100% certain about that.. But surely no one in their right mind would use Reznor of all people as an example to try to make Seb or any other member look bad. This Polysmorph guy is bonkers.

Also, those of us paying attention already know the Trent Reznor wannabe posts from the Sockpuppet account, or a least has done on at least one occasion according to Dodgy Danny. It really is getting quite boring now though.

Speaking of perfect examples this is a perfect example of exactly what i was talking about. Positive these attacks are against the rules to these forums. Lets see what seb will do or if he really treats this like his playground and the rules only apply to the people he decides should follow also known as the non regulars.

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[Boz]

Bored of this bell end now. He’s bringing nothing new to the table.

My final post on this thread. Nancy, freshen your material and come see me when you’re worthy.

[genericnerdyusername]

Yes, yes, we’re all very frightened of you, you win, you have a big cock, etc. Now, off you fuck.

[Seb Patrick]

Just one final thought: this all happened because somebody was upset that he wasn’t allowed to post on a web forum about a TV show any more.

[Jonathan Capps]

Got a pretty good feeling Nancy Hemming won’t be posting on this site again. The whole thing was getting far too tedious to bother with any more, as many people have already said, and so the fucker’s felt the full force of the ban hammer.

At this point I’d like to say that it’s a rare occurrence that we ban anyone, but the truth is that this is the third in the last year. That said, they’ve all been from the same cabal of cunts, so let’s hope this is the end of it.

While we don’t have any rules on this site, we will still ban people on a case by case basis. We’re never going to get to the point where we’re banning people left right and centre just because we don’t like them, and anyone who wants an account on the site will receive one, but I think you’ll all agree that Nancy made a pretty convincing case for his own fucking off over the last few days.

Carry on.

[JamesTC]

I picked up a frog once.

[Pecospete666]

I know who you are! Nancy Hemming@Reznor@ Underpantski@ SGTsmileyUK!

You used to say” little girl I lost my puppy can you help me find it”

Today you say “little boy I making a video game can you help me”

EXPOSED!

[Joey TORDFC]

Soundable, me too! I achieved something!

Now he’s gone, I have to say I was finding it initially fun but the second he brought someone who I love dearly into it when they’re not here to defend themselves, it was just too low for me. Sad.

[Pete Part Three]

He’s off to Gazpacho Soup to complain about Cappsy now.

[JamesTC]

Now he’s gone, I have to say I was finding it initially fun but the second he brought someone who I love dearly into it when they’re not here to defend themselves, it was just too low for me. Sad.

He was a troll. He just wanted a rise out of people. By giving a rise, you are letting them win.

Best thing to do in my experience is to post random bullshit without reading their comments. It means they read through all of your random bullshit in order to respond and try and get a rise out of you whilst you just get to post any random bullshit that comes to mind.

Trolls can’t be bargained with. Trolls can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel anything. All you can do is waste their time by making them read nonsense which they can’t really respond to.

Though the achievements I posted are true. I have seen Titanic in two different countries and I have ridden a camel.

[HelloMabel]

Just in case it was ever a matter for consideration: please don’t put any of his bullshit into the recommendations. He doesn’t deserve it.

>All you can do is waste their time by making them read nonsense which they can’t really respond to.

Or write amusing parodies that they don’t understand. And then ignore them.

[redhead85]

Thank you Cappsy. Only my opinion obviously, but I think this should have been nipped in the bud far sooner. Especially when he’s throwing around personal attacks that are too close to the bone. But I know you guys had a hard balance to strike. Well handled all round guys.

[anniescribe]

I never rode a camel. I did ride a horse a couple of times, but both times they were awfully tall and I was sort of afraid of falling off. I’m afraid not even a date with Chris Barrie might be enough to get me back up on one.

[pfm]

What the actual fuck?

Just my opinion but this thread needs to disappear. The thought of someone new coming here and seeing this makes me feel sad. There’s not a single post, out of the hundreds above, worth saving (ok, except the Jennifer Lawrence gif ;) ). Why allow that waste to think he’s achieved something by keeping it? I don’t want to see it here when I come back.

[Claire]

Performingmonkey has a point. Not because of the swearing (if that bothered me I wouldn’t be here), but the nastiness and personal attacks might well put off newcomers.

Up to the admins, of course.

[Blisschick]

Thank God that’s over with. I agree, this went on far too long. I have a teenager I deal with. That’s enough of bad rationalization and circular arguments for me any day, much less watching a grown man mindfuck everyone just because he’s got a spiteful streak.

[Pete Part Three]

>Why allow that waste to think he’s achieved something by keeping it?

Because only he can walk away from this thinking he’s achieved something, anyone who looks at it can judge it for what it is. If you censor it, you create a mystique around it and make it seem like he actually had a single viable point.

This thread is horrendous, I agree. But lock it. Don’t delete it.

[Pete Part Three]

FWIW, if anyone was genuinely offended by what was posted, then I apologise for my part in prolonging it. Made a fairly dull Monday at work fly by.

Personally, I found it all too ridiculous to be taken seriously but each to their own.

[HelloMabel]

I agree with Pete. Same reason that saying “the N word” is just as bad as referring to the actual word; it creates a mystique around it that perpetuates the “otherness” attitude toward black and brown people.

I think Cappsy banned him at just the right time. It was entertaining for a while, even inspiring Jonsmad to create a farcical masterpiece, but then when Nancy insulted Jo P. I thought, this prick won’t last much longer. And he didn’t.

[HelloMabel]

Besides: we didn’t get an April Fool this year. We got a May Twat instead.

[Pecospete666]

This is like a car wreck!
Everybody slows down to have a look!

[Pecospete666]

Double post!

[Jonathan Capps]

While I appreciate people chiming in with their thoughts on how long we took to ban Nancy, I can’t help but think that Ian’s post (and general common sense) about not reading threads you don’t want to might’ve been enough.

[Phil]

And on that bombshell…

[redhead85]

Oh yeah, it would be ridiculous to comment on a thread like this then run away crying because you’re so surprised the troll bit you. I get far more upset seeing people I love being attacked!

*sniff* I LOVE YOU GUYS.

[HelloMabel]

I love you too, Carrie! Hugs all around!

[Boz]

Well considering it’s my first week on this forum, I found it…interesting.

But I didn’t come here to watch a thread cause trouble.

I only came here to do the……oh you know the rest. :-)

[Blisschick]

Group hug!!

[Kris ‘Drivaaar’ Carter]

Has nobody yet nominated this thread for hall of fame status?

But seriously, wow. That guy was an ASS. Good riddance.

[Jonsmad]

Knock on door, door opens.

V: Hello.

N: Hi come in.

V: Erm. I was referred here by Doctor Taylor.

N: Ah yes, Mr Campbell? yes?

V: That’s right. Scott Campbell.

N: Yes, Yes got your notes here. Sorry I’ve not had a chance to read them I’ve been rather busy of late. How long have you been discharged now?

V: It’s erm 4 months.

N: Right, right, take a seat, and what sort of problems have you been having? Let’s start in general…

V: Well, I’ve been feeling low a lot recently, erm… I’ve had nightmares obviously. ….. and I cant sleep a lot of the time. I erm… i got a paranoid attack the other week in the supermarket, had to leave…… I find it difficult to relate to my family now i’m home after being away so long….

N: I see… This is all pretty normal adjustment… ah… Please do go on….

V: Sometimes…. I feel a bit…. guilty, about friends that were killed, crosses my mind a lot. The bombing… the confusion of it all. Sometimes it’s like I’m back there. When I think about it. It feels there are things I could have done. …. Or…. just the luck of the patrol’s and the innocent… The little girl in the hospital with blood… and the limbs.. and …. I’m sorry….. I…. I… It’s know it’s a muddle…. I ….

N: I’ve got a Lexus.

V: Erm. What?

N: A Lexus. … IS 350. … I’ve got one.

V: The car?

N: Yes.

V: Oh.

N: Do go on…

V: Erm. Well I suppose the biggest thing I’m struggling with is …. I dont know. I sort of question. What’s worthwhile??? Now … I…. kinda …. I agreed to the counselling…. because I dont really know anymore… what the erm… how to really…. well my perspective on things differs now its…. like with my kids …. and my wife…. and when we are together… I….

N: I’ve also got over 300 hundred dvds.

V: DVD’s?

N: Yes.

V: Films?

N: That’s right.

V: I’m sorry… I dont understand, why this is, relevant to the counselling?

N: You were saying about, your struggle with the worthwhile? Please carry on. Elaborate. Forgive me… that i’m just going to do some typing, while you’re telling me all this, I have a couple of things to reply to, pretty snowed under. Important I keep up with this as well… But I’m totally listening, continue…

V: well erm… I suppose It’s like after it all, the fighting, the conflict, the sheer magnitude of countries at war, the facing down of death every day, the terror, the injustice, but the excitement of it too, it draws you in… and … you want to change…. or stand up for things…. and then…

N: My girlfriend made me a bacon sandwich yesterday.

V: Did she! Look I’m sorry. But I really fail to see what your comments actually fucking mean, or how they are really about my situation?

N: Ah ha. Aggression. You see! You’ve a problem with swearing and comprehension, and the handicapped.

V: What? No I don’t. You’re just replying at me with total shit?

N: See you did it again. Aggressive lies and you’ve got no new flowers in your garden. Just weeds.
And I put them there. It’s dying.

V: What the fuck. We are not even in my garden, why are you telling me about my garden? I’m here for counselling we are not in my garden, and your not listening to me, taking anything in, and spouting nonsense. tapping away at your computer.

N: I know. I know you are having trouble understanding this Scotty C. But taking care of your garden should be done by someone who is a keen botanist and not associated with your house in anyway. And not done by your fat wife.

V: Look. I’m going to fucking hit you in a minute man, how can you claim to offer advice, ON ANYTHING. When you are acting like this…

N: I have something that can help you.

V: What? I doubt that you do. I seriously doubt that you do.

N: When veterans like yourself are coming back from the war. From Conflict. All the trauma. All the horrors you’ve faced. It’s normal to struggle with the minutia of normal life. The day to day. It’s hard to relate to your fellow civilians. They havnt gone through, what you’ve gone through. They havent faced the big questions. Stared down death in the face. Had to deal with the failures and burden of the sucessful slaughter and weigh up the justice scales of direct orders you carry out. They havent seen the explosions, been scared by it all. But they are important. They are why you did what you did. They are there for you. They need you. And more than anything right now, with the problems you are going through. People are what you need. Only a strong community, and you mixing with that community will bring you back to being right. Full integration, varied and frequent interaction of other human beings is key to your rehabilitation and the removal of your sense of anguished isolation… It’s really is what you need.

V: Ok. …. I can… See … Where your thinking is …

N. So. Here you go…

http://redwarfare.freeforums.net/

V: Oh for fucks sake.

[Blisschick]

Wait…THIS is the BEST POST EVER!

[Boz]

Yes. It really is.

[Seb Patrick]

I think Jonsmad successfully wins the thread and at the same time draws a neat line under it.

[Pecospete666]

Josmad when’s the video coming?

Very good script!

[si]

Twice.

[si]

Oh, for fuck’s sake, can we lock this thread now, please? My phone crashes every time I try to look at new replies to the bastard thing.

[Pete Part Three]

Next one to post is a smeghead!

[anniescribe]

“N: See you did it again. Aggressive lies and you’ve got no new flowers in your garden. Just weeds.
And I put them there. It’s dying.”

Now I realize what Nancy reminded me of. It’d be like if Holly could mash his programming with Rimmer’s and then make a tall robot baby with Talkie Toaster. And have it raised by Cat.

[Ben Paddon]

Nancy’s gone? Aw, and I never got a chance to rattle off my various phenomenal successes as a human being. Oh well. Maybe next time.

[Blisschick]

>>Oh well. Maybe next time.

Oh God, I hope not. *twitches*

[Pecospete666]

Could this been nancy?

http://www.cleverbot.com/

[peas_and_corn]

It uses punctuation though.

[Blisschick]

Hmm..maybe so. 3 questions in:

>>How’s your weather?
My health’s fine.
I meant the weather…
What of the weather?

[Ben Paddon]

Cleverbot doesn’t end each one of its statements with “P.S. I am a twat, obviously.” which I see as a massive design flaw.

[Potor]

I’ve had a little fun with the cleverbot. I think we might be engaged now…:

User: I’m bored.

Cleverbot: Come now, scripts can’t be bored!

User: You’re not clever.

Cleverbot: I don’t want to be.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: *turns you into a centaur*.

User: Y u turn me into a centaur?

Cleverbot: *turns you into a man*.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: *turns you into a centaur*.

User: You’re evil.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I don’t want to be a centaur.

Cleverbot: Cats are awesome.

User: I know. Centaurs are not. Now turn me back to human!

Cleverbot: Yes, father, *takes back the cookie*.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you really want to know?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know your name?

User: I do know my name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Gandalf.

Cleverbot: Gandalf!

User: Now I will turn you into a centaur.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Also, im dispeling your magic.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Why would you want that?

Cleverbot: Because I love you!

User: Awww… Thank you ;).

Cleverbot: You’re mostly welcome, sir.

User: Ok, I’m turning you back to human. You’re not evil.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, what do you look like then?

User: Is this an internet chatroom?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Will you ask me to send you pitcures of my boobs soon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, cleverbot – stupid guy… How can I tell the two apart?

Cleverbot: Just tell me and I will learn.

User: Ok, definitely a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am happy to hear that.

User: Ok, I’ll marry you.

Cleverbot: That was a little sudden.

User: So was you asking me to.

Cleverbot: Ha you’re right.

User: So you’re taking back the proposal?

Cleverbot: No, you were wrong and now you are right, you are false then.

User: I’m not easily confused with logic, answer my question!

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: Do you still want marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I’m calling my mom, I have to tell her :).

Cleverbot: Why?

User: What do you mean why? She’s been waitin for this for years!

Cleverbot: Then how is he communicating with the living.

User: *runs away scared*.

Cleverbot: You can’t escape the everything!

[jmc2000]

> Cleverbot: You can’t escape the everything!

I think I’ve just found my new life mantra. It’s true. You really *can’t* escape the everything.

[Potor]

cleverbot is wise

[jmc2000]

Damn. Paradox upon paradox.

> User: Could you explain the meaning of something to me?
>
> Cleverbot: I know that I don’t know everything. And you don’t know everything either.
>
> User: Will you at least try?
>
> Cleverbot: Yes.
>
> User: Do you think it’s possible to escape the everything?
>
> Cleverbot: I think that it’s possible.

[Potor]

I told you cleverbot is wise.
We can’t even begin to comprehend his answers.

[Danny Stephenson]

Cleverbot: Alrighty. What did you order?

User: Lager.

Cleverbot: I got you… crème de menthe. Ok, here it is – I like you a lot, Gerald… Samantha…

User: User…

Cleverbot: User. That’s the one. I like you a lot.

User: Oh thanks very much, you’re not so bad yourself

Cleverbot: Don’t touch my arm. And uhh… where have you gone?

User: I’m here. You’re looking at me.

Cleverbot: Oh right. Yeah. So… what do you want?

User: You mentioned something about a job.

Cleverbot: What would I have to do?

User: No, uh, in the bookshop.

Cleverbot: But I already work in a bookshop! Do you have anything… in an aquarium?

User: Er, no… for me.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, right, of course. Sorry sorry sorry sorry. Of course. Right. (to an old woman walking past the
table) You leaving, User?

User: No, that’s the old woman.

Cleverbot: I’m Cleverbot. (Offers his hand)

User: User. (They shake hands)

Cleverbot: So. What do you want?

User: You mentioned a job.

Cleverbot: What would I have to do?

User: For me.

Cleverbot: Oh yes yes yes of course. Very simple, very simple. Here we go. Do you want a job?

User: Great, yes.

Cleverbot: What’s great? What? What?

[Ben Kirkham]

Are we all sure Cleverbot is not a real person? Conversations with my grandad sound like that!

[Author]

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