Home › Forums › Ganymede & Titan Forum › Wanking off to that bit in Last Human where Lister and Kochanski have sex Search for: This topic has 39 replies, 25 voices, and was last updated 8 years, 8 months ago by Not John Hoare. Scroll to bottom Creator Topic May 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm #2358 John HoareParticipant Is it just me that’s done this? Creator Topic Viewing 39 replies - 1 through 39 (of 39 total) Author Replies May 27, 2008 at 2:40 pm #80767 PhilParticipant Who do I contact about getting you banned from this site? May 27, 2008 at 2:47 pm #80769 Seb PatrickKeymaster What about that bit in Incompetence with the lass who uses his shower? Rob and Doug are just two dirty old men, really, aren’t they? May 27, 2008 at 2:49 pm #80771 John HoareParticipant What about that bit in Incompetence with the lass who uses his shower? OFFTOREADINCOMPETENCEKTHXBYE May 27, 2008 at 3:05 pm #80772 ChrisMParticipant What about the bit in Last Human when Lister wakes up to find his gelf bride in jockey mode? Phwoar! May 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm #80773 Paul MullerParticipant “Is it just me that?s done this?” No. May 27, 2008 at 3:23 pm #80774 RidleyParticipant Is she… as good as me? May 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm #80775 Seb PatrickKeymaster >OFFTOREADINCOMPETENCEKTHXBYE That scene is also home to one of my favourite ever RG lines : “Ye Gods, she used a gerund.” May 27, 2008 at 4:22 pm #80777 Jonathan CappsKeymaster > No. I always wondered what you were doing in your avatar. May 27, 2008 at 4:58 pm #80778 Pete Part ThreeParticipant Cat and the hill-billy’s daughter in Backwards. Sex…but backwards! May 27, 2008 at 7:00 pm #80781 pfmParticipant This reminds me of the debate over whether it was right for Rimmer to want to save that page from Lolita. May 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm #80782 Seb PatrickKeymaster >Cat and the hill-billy?s daughter in Backwards. Sex?but backwards! Actually, that bit is kind of hot. May 27, 2008 at 8:46 pm #80788 John HoareParticipant Yes, I wanked off to that bit as well. Also, the GELF sex bit in Last Human has my favourite lines of the book in: “Oh my God, he was close to climax. She really knew what she was doing.” Oddly enough, it reminds me more of Rob Grant’s writing style than Doug’s, that bit! May 27, 2008 at 8:54 pm #80789 Seb PatrickKeymaster >?Oh my God, he was close to climax. She really knew what she was doing.? See also : this week’s Peep Show. May 27, 2008 at 11:01 pm #80792 ChrisMParticipant >See also : this week?s Peep Show. Heh, saw that. That was rape wasn’t it? Funny, but it really was. Well not really cos it was all acting, but I’m sure you know what I mean. May 28, 2008 at 2:40 am #80793 Ben PaddonParticipant You are all very, very special people. May 28, 2008 at 11:39 am #80794 siParticipant I am laughing as I reading this thread, although I imagine my face is a lovely scarlet colour as I remember reading all those passages and getting very turned on. The “God, he was close to climax” bit is one of my favourites too. May 28, 2008 at 1:33 pm #80795 pfmParticipant > although I imagine my face is a lovely scarlet colour as I come. Just rectified that for you. May 28, 2008 at 6:21 pm #80800 mickParticipant I’m actually wanking off to John Hoare wanking off to that bit in Last Human where Lister and Kochanski have sex. Is it just me that?s done this? May 28, 2008 at 6:24 pm #80801 Ian SymesKeymaster I’m currently wanking off to Mick wanking off to John Hoare wanking off to that bit in Last Human where Lister and Kochanski have sex. And so on. May 28, 2008 at 6:34 pm #80802 Pete Part ThreeParticipant I’m just wanking. May 28, 2008 at 9:19 pm #80809 JamesParticipant Well we all know who’s wanking over that jail bait ball girl… May 29, 2008 at 1:14 pm #80840 cliffParticipant it’s not her fault she’s programmed to be trash!. May 29, 2008 at 2:57 pm #80842 mickParticipant …as is Gannon. September 1, 2017 at 12:41 am #220866 John HoareParticipant This is not a very good thread. September 1, 2017 at 1:04 am #220867 siParticipant Right, off for a wank. September 1, 2017 at 7:12 am #220871 cwickhamParticipant I nominate this thread for Hall of Just Came status. September 1, 2017 at 8:36 am #220876 JamesTCParticipant Wanks all round! September 1, 2017 at 8:48 am #220877 MANI506Participant I laughed so hard at Ridley’s comment. Wanking and Red Dwarf have never gone together for me- closest I got was the Chloe Annett FHM pictures but I didn’t go through with it. September 1, 2017 at 3:22 pm #220887 Stephen R. FletcherParticipant I laughed out loud reading this thread. I like it when they say ‘wank’. September 1, 2017 at 10:40 pm #220897 JamesTCParticipant “Ooh,” said Lister. “Ooh,” said the woman with the invisible appendectomy scar. “Aaaaaaah,” said John more enthusiastically. September 1, 2017 at 11:57 pm #220905 Stephen AbootmanParticipant Wanking to the audiobook version of this seems like it would be a low point. September 2, 2017 at 10:24 am #220919 Quinn: Clochebusters World ChampionParticipant I prefer Cats sex scene in Backwards personally September 2, 2017 at 8:22 pm #220931 clemParticipant Lister and Pete Tranter’s sister, anyone? September 2, 2017 at 10:26 pm #220940 International DebrisParticipant As a teen, Pete Tranter’s Sister was the peak of Red Dwarf sex appeal to me.* As I’ve grown, Clare Grogan in a dressing gown seems to appeal to me more now. *And that was just looking forward to the G&T member. September 2, 2017 at 11:27 pm #220947 PhilParticipant Jane Horrocks for me, but that might be cheating. I already had a crush on her from Absolutely Fabulous by the time I saw her in Red Dwarf. Rimmer’s Camille was also pretty adorable to me. Basically I have a fetish for holograms. September 2, 2017 at 11:36 pm #220948 DaveParticipant Lanstrom? September 2, 2017 at 11:56 pm #220950 RidleyParticipant Platini? September 2, 2017 at 11:59 pm #220951 pfmParticipant > Clare Grogan in a dressing gown seems to appeal to me more now. She used to be darn cute in Altered Images. :D September 3, 2017 at 2:52 am #220959 Not John HoareParticipant Clare Grogan is still bloody lovely. Author Replies Viewing 39 replies - 1 through 39 (of 39 total) Scroll to top • Scroll to Recent Forum Posts You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In
