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  • #2358
    John Hoare
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    Is it just me that’s done this?

    #80767
    Phil
    Participant

    Who do I contact about getting you banned from this site?

    #80769
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    What about that bit in Incompetence with the lass who uses his shower?

    Rob and Doug are just two dirty old men, really, aren’t they?

    #80771
    John Hoare
    Participant

    What about that bit in Incompetence with the lass who uses his shower?

    OFFTOREADINCOMPETENCEKTHXBYE

    #80772
    ChrisM
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    What about the bit in Last Human when Lister wakes up to find his gelf bride in jockey mode?

    Phwoar!

    #80773
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    “Is it just me that?s done this?”

    No.

    #80774
    Ridley
    Participant

    Is she… as good as me?

    #80775
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >OFFTOREADINCOMPETENCEKTHXBYE

    That scene is also home to one of my favourite ever RG lines : “Ye Gods, she used a gerund.”

    #80777
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    > No.

    I always wondered what you were doing in your avatar.

    #80778
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Cat and the hill-billy’s daughter in Backwards. Sex…but backwards!

    #80781
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    This reminds me of the debate over whether it was right for Rimmer to want to save that page from Lolita.

    #80782
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >Cat and the hill-billy?s daughter in Backwards. Sex?but backwards!

    Actually, that bit is kind of hot.

    #80788
    John Hoare
    Participant

    Yes, I wanked off to that bit as well.

    Also, the GELF sex bit in Last Human has my favourite lines of the book in: “Oh my God, he was close to climax. She really knew what she was doing.” Oddly enough, it reminds me more of Rob Grant’s writing style than Doug’s, that bit!

    #80789
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    >?Oh my God, he was close to climax. She really knew what she was doing.?

    See also : this week’s Peep Show.

    #80792
    ChrisM
    Participant

    >See also : this week?s Peep Show.

    Heh, saw that. That was rape wasn’t it? Funny, but it really was.

    Well not really cos it was all acting, but I’m sure you know what I mean.

    #80793
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    You are all very, very special people.

    #80794
    si
    Participant

    I am laughing as I reading this thread, although I imagine my face is a lovely scarlet colour as I remember reading all those passages and getting very turned on. The “God, he was close to climax” bit is one of my favourites too.

    #80795
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    > although I imagine my face is a lovely scarlet colour as I come.

    Just rectified that for you.

    #80800
    mick
    Participant

    I’m actually wanking off to John Hoare wanking off to that bit in Last Human where Lister and Kochanski have sex.

    Is it just me that?s done this?

    #80801
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I’m currently wanking off to Mick wanking off to John Hoare wanking off to that bit in Last Human where Lister and Kochanski have sex.

    And so on.

    #80802
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    I’m just wanking.

    #80809
    James
    Participant

    Well we all know who’s wanking over that jail bait ball girl…

    #80840
    cliff
    Participant

    it’s not her fault she’s programmed to be trash!.

    #80842
    mick
    Participant

    …as is Gannon.

    #220866
    John Hoare
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    This is not a very good thread.

    #220867
    si
    Participant

    Right, off for a wank.

    #220871
    cwickham
    Participant

    I nominate this thread for Hall of Just Came status.

    #220876
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Wanks all round!

    #220877
    MANI506
    Participant

    I laughed so hard at Ridley’s comment.

    Wanking and Red Dwarf have never gone together for me- closest I got was the Chloe Annett FHM pictures but I didn’t go through with it.

    #220887
    Stephen R. Fletcher
    Participant

    I laughed out loud reading this thread.

    I like it when they say ‘wank’.

    #220897
    JamesTC
    Participant

    “Ooh,” said Lister.

    “Ooh,” said the woman with the invisible appendectomy scar.

    “Aaaaaaah,” said John more enthusiastically.

    #220905
    Stephen Abootman
    Participant

    Wanking to the audiobook version of this seems like it would be a low point.

    #220919

    I prefer Cats sex scene in Backwards personally

    #220931
    clem
    Participant

    Lister and Pete Tranter’s sister, anyone?

    #220940

    As a teen, Pete Tranter’s Sister was the peak of Red Dwarf sex appeal to me.*
    As I’ve grown, Clare Grogan in a dressing gown seems to appeal to me more now.

    *And that was just looking forward to the G&T member.

    #220947
    Phil
    Participant

    Jane Horrocks for me, but that might be cheating. I already had a crush on her from Absolutely Fabulous by the time I saw her in Red Dwarf.

    Rimmer’s Camille was also pretty adorable to me.

    Basically I have a fetish for holograms.

    #220948
    Dave
    Participant

    Lanstrom?

    #220950
    Ridley
    Participant

    Platini?

    #220951
    performingmonkey
    Participant

    > Clare Grogan in a dressing gown seems to appeal to me more now.

    She used to be darn cute in Altered Images. :D

    #220959

    Clare Grogan is still bloody lovely.

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