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  • #116722
    Phil
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    http://www.zoklet.net/totse/en/ego/science_fiction/rd5-6.html

    Found this when I needed to check a quote OH ABOUT 10 SECONDS AGO.

    Sir, I think you should take a look at this. William, meet your brother
    Sebastian. (Compare ID’s). Well, half brothers. New Urinal, same mother.

    I love that this is almost beyond a mishearing…Kryten defines the term immediately after saying it, so you’d think they could figure it out easily enough.

    #117227
    Kuato-Quade
    Participant

    “Hang on wait a minute. Nodnol, Nod-nol. It’s a simple game isn’t it.”

    No idea why I thought he was saying that when I was a kid.

    #117437
    si
    Participant

    From Psirens:

    “Is there anything good you can tell me about meself? Something…Applaudable?”

    and

    “Can you pass me that tobasco sauce? Just needs a bit more Pepper in it.”

    #117439
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    “Can you pass me that tobasco sauce? Just needs a bit more Pepper in it.”

    Is… is that not what it is?

    #117440
    JamesTC
    Participant

    It is “Just needs a bit more pep in it”

    #117441
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Well there you go. Proof positive that it happens a lot.

    #117442

    I thought it was pepper too.

    #117445
    Plastic Percy
    Participant

    It also took me years to figure out what Cat was talking about when he talked about going through reverse puberty in ‘Backwards’. Also, didn’t help that he mumbles the world ‘gajimbas’ and appears to have testicles that are on his legs and reach down to his knees.

    #117099
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Just discovered another mondegreen by watching that ‘cultural references’ Youtube video. So that means I’ve had it wrong for, oh, 20 years?

    “Clue, though? You can be Colonel Mustard?”

    Some years ago I even saw “Cluedo” printed somewhere, but still didn’t catch on because in my head I pronounced it “Clue-doo.”

    …Which is a nice tie-in to that other thread.

    #117819
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    “Clue, though?” works for Americans, because for some inexplicable reason the game is called “Clue” over here. “Where’s Wally” is called “Where’s Waldo” as well, which is bloody stupid.

    Can I come back yet? Is my exile over?

    #117840
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    Not until you’re a famous writer/TV personality. You know the deal Paddon.

    #117872
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Can I come back yet? Is my exile over?

    No you have to spend time in Texas, then maybe

    #117876
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    I’ve spent four days in Texas. Surely that’s enough?

    #117904
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Were you exiled?

    Also: you need a week for Austin; 4 days is good for San Antonio. Not in this heat, though.

    #117905
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    But then, even SoCal is not bearable in this heat.

    #117916
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    It’s a bit rubbish. We don’t have anything to drink in the house, but because my car is dead and it’s too hot to walk in to we’ve no way of going to get stuff. Couple that with the fact that LA tap water always, and I mean always tastes like it has a hint of fecal matter in it (even when filtered), and this summer is proving to be the most miserable I’ve experienced since moving here.

    Also I’m not working, but I’m also not in a position to look for work because I have a huge, awesome project that’s due to spring from its Jack-in-the-Box any smegging day now, and I have to wait for that to actually happen, and I can’t.

    #117919
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    Ugh. Hang in there, is all I can say, and make friends with a neighbor who has a pool if possible. It’s the hottest summer on record and definitely not typical – and they say it will get back down to the 80s next week. In other news, a friend just texted me that he wants to go hiking. I think the sun may have fried his brain.

    #117920
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    A party guy like you belongs in Vegas!
    Piss on SCal! Talk about Cunts CAL is full of them
    Vegas has cheap rents and food an drink!

    #117921
    Al Marshall
    Participant

    Im patiently waiting for p2p’s pecospete banner.

    #117923
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Ben have a few Negra Modelos about 12 and you will think your back in the USSR! Oh the UK sorry about that!

    #117553
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Ugh. Hang in there, is all I can say, and make friends with a neighbor who has a pool if possible. It’s the hottest summer on record and definitely not typical – and they say it will get back down to the 80s next week.

    Good idea.

    So, uh…

    …do you have a pool?

    #117548
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Yes! 20×30 6 ft deep end. need home watcher for Aug Sept!
    I’m in Tuscon Az!

    #117542
    HelloMabel
    Participant

    No, but my lovely, friendly neighbors do, and they say that as friends of mine you and the Mrs. are both welcome. But I’m in Rosemead so you’d need a working car…

    In case you get the car fixed and want to set something up, I’ll enable messages through the “contact” link.

    #117541
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    Your on!
    you can contact on me on the the me at pecospete666@gmail.com.
    You can not play with my .50 caliber sniper gun!

    #117566
    si
    Participant

    I misheard a line in Red Dwarf once.

    #117619
    Dave
    Participant

    I misheard a line in Red Dwarf wants.

    #117685
    si
    Participant

    I’m his herd of lions in red y-fronts.

    #117686
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Iron issued a Linehan rep ward ones.

    #117687
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    I’m Miss Herne aligning Ed Worf wans.

    #117738
    Brayds2006
    Participant

    My piss burned while writing said Moore Wans.

    #117739
    si
    Participant

    Si kissed birds… I’m lying, never saw one.

    #117740
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    Amos heard Aileen inbred whores once.

    #117731
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Flobbalob blib blob bleeb.

    #117722
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Vommadol glim klol fleel.

    #117809
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him – and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be – that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

    #117808
    Jimboid
    Participant

    That’s just nonsense.

    #117798
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    MY TWISHITE ALARM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED…

    #117793
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Shite-y sense, tingling!

    #117788
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Jimboid has stolen my avatar! I am confused and alarmed.

    Maybe even a little aroused.

    #117922
    Jimboid
    Participant

    Say wha?

    Did you used to have Captain Paxo as your avatar?

    If it helps, I’m also aroused. Though more that a little. Positively turgid.

    #117918
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    If the avatars have been moving around it’s probably a browser issue.

    AlexVS sent me a screenshot the other day where Mr. Stabby’s avatar was stretched across where the banner should’ve been.

    #117915
    Danny Stephenson
    Keymaster

    Ooh i have another misheard line. Meltdown is full of them it seems.

    Caligula: This Machine. How does it work?

    Lister: I dunno, i dipped it in beer.

    (I was about 15 when I realised what he ACTUALLY said, but my 9 year old self thought it was plausible, however my 28 year old self also thinks this is plausible)

    #117913
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    >If the avatars have been moving around it’s probably a browser issue.

    I see. It seems OK now. Phew, I thought he was trying to steal my identity like in the futursitic thriller “The Net”. Wouldn’t that have been exciting?

    #117912
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    We should have a “swap your avatar” day. A day where all of us change our avatar into Si’s.

    #117911
    Pete Part Three
    Participant

    Wait…what…who?

    *screams like a girl and hides under some coats*

    #117909
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    Anyone know what Pete’s talking about?

    #117910
    Seb Patrick
    Keymaster

    I didn’t think ori’s idea was that crazy.

    #117908
    Phil
    Participant

    Hey everyone! I’m Pete, and I’m the best…at being a big jerk who’s stupid and my big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!

    #117906
    mick
    Participant

    Welcome to Pete Part Three and Titan

    #117907
    Jimboid
    Participant

    I think we’ve passed through The Scary Door…

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