“What do you want this time? A ham with your homework?”

[Ben Paddon]

For the longest time – until about five years ago, actually – I thought this was Holly’s line in “Future Echoes”. When I realised what he was actually saying, I felt relieved that I’d never repeated the line myself, or written it out anywhere.

I can’t be the only one who has, or had, some Red Dwarf Lady Mondegreens stored in their little grey cells. So g’wan – let’s hear ’em.

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[Jonathan Capps]

Aaaaand, we’re back in the room. If Pete asks, it was all in his head.

[Jimboid]

So. Red Dwarf, then. It’s alright. Bits of it are alright.

[si]

> A day where all of us change our avatar into Si’s

*None* of you deserve that. :/

[mick]

Make it easier for me to fap over though.

[HelloMabel]

“Your keys, my brother!”

[Jo]

I saw someone on Twitter who thought he said: “You kissed my brother!”

[HelloMabel]

Yes, that’s what I heard when he said it to Kryten! I heard “Your keys” when he said it to Cat.

[Carlito]

It was only on the second viewing I realised that he WASN’T saying “your keys, my brother”. I was a little baffled.

[RedDwarfFan2982]

I thought he said “Yuki’s my brother” on the first watch

[Stephen R. Fletcher]

On third watch, there are still a couple times where it does sound like he is saying “You kissed my brother.”

I know that isn’t what he’s saying though! (And I’m not the one who posted that on twitter haha)

[si]

Who *is* Hogey’s brother? Or was Dungo *his* father, too?

[Jo]

>Who *is* Hogey’s brother?

We don’t know, but Lister says he didn’t kill him, so most likely it’s just part of Hoguey’s attempt at role-play.

[CackThosePants]

> Who *is* Hogey’s brother?

Luigi. The lack of plumbing has driven poor Hogey insane – forcing the quest for Princess Bonjela to be put on hold.

[Pete Part Three]

>Who *is* Hogey’s brother?

The Cat. This is revealed in a holo-message in XI.6 – The Middle, thus fucking around with some more backstory to service 15 minutes of plotting.

Of course, this makes the kiss that The Cat and Hogey share in the opening episode of XI a little uncomfortable to watch in retrospect.

[CackThosePants]

When I was younger I never understood a lot of Lister’s speech to Kryten about lying in Camille.
His accent is really heavy there – well it was for an 11 year old. The Nelson – ‘I see no ships’ part.

[Bexley Heath]

>>Who *is* Hogey’s brother?

>The Cat. This is revealed in a holo-message in XI.6 – The Middle, thus fucking around with some more backstory to service 15 minutes of plotting.

That pretty much made me hyperventilate with laughter.

[Danny Stephenson]

When I was younger I never understood a lot of Lister’s speech to Kryten about lying in Camille.
His accent is really heavy there – well it was for an 11 year old. The Nelson – ‘I see no ships’ part.

Craig speaks horrendously quickly there, he says ‘telescape’ as well…

[Blisschick]

The whole thing with Hoagy saying “You killed my brother” made me think of Princess Bride’s Inigo Montoya: “You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

[Stephen R. Fletcher]

Back In The Red Part One: KOCHANSKI – “The nano’s must have resurrected *them* along with the ship.”

For years, I thought she said “The nano’s must have resurrected their belong of the ship.”

There’s a couple Cat lines that I didn’t know what the hell he was saying till I had the DVD subtitles to tell me:

Waiting For God – “You oversleep, so do I.”

Quarantine – “You had to ask.”

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