Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 34 posts - 1 through 34 (of 34 total) Author Posts November 22, 2012 at 2:26 am in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204384 dodgelisterParticipant http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M75CVlmEUr4 November 22, 2012 at 2:22 am in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204383 dodgelisterParticipant Lol may as well finish on a song… What would reznor post?:P November 22, 2012 at 1:51 am in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204380 dodgelisterParticipant What do you mean? About the situation, not pecospete. November 22, 2012 at 1:48 am in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204378 dodgelisterParticipant That would be a very bad summary and not adequate at all I’m afraid. Such a shame that you didn’t understand my post. I’m still overestimating too much. November 22, 2012 at 1:46 am in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204377 dodgelisterParticipant Sure, I’ll be SEMGO DWARF. Happy? Now apply your same reasoning to yourself, replacing the words SEMGO DWARF with CUNT and… You get my drift. November 22, 2012 at 1:41 am in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204375 dodgelisterParticipant Or maybe you began being arsey because I began a “hello” type hate thread and you don’t do them here… In which case perhaps a “Sorry, we don’t have threads here for welcoming new people and chatting with members, we only have threads for discussion topics about red dwarf stuff, pease bare that in mind, I am locking this but enjoy the forum” and not a “fuck off” type reply that quickly turned into a sheeplike everyone jumping on the “I’m gonna throw an insult too cos someone else did!” Bandwagon. Either way… Pretty uncalled for and I guarantee none of you would react that way in real life . November 22, 2012 at 1:31 am in reply to: Rimmericks #204373 dodgelisterParticipant There once was a competition online Where we each entered a rhyme I was hungover And wrote when it was over So no one ever read mine :( November 22, 2012 at 1:28 am in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204372 dodgelisterParticipant Doesn’t really surprise me that they bullied a child tbh… November 22, 2012 at 1:24 am in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204370 dodgelisterParticipant Last thing for you guys to think about… Hard task, I know. Many of you including admin verbally (or, through text, whatever) abused a man who is not mentally stable, suffers Asperger’s syndrome (pretty much autism) and is deaf, his problems are so sever he can’t have any social life and the way he writes on forums goes around in circles… When all he wants to do is share his game with you (which I can tell you looks amazing, red dwarf characters in what I think are better than ps2 graphics, really well made) out of the goodness of his heart… I know the guy from another forum and twitter. I saw this shocking treatment, and stuck up for him, and my posts were met with people being dicks “*too” “yes, I owe my life to him” and the bullying of this guy continued, resulting in me having a blow-out against the bullying. You all, including your antonym-of-babe-magnet admin come and gang-attack me here, like a dog poked with a stick I bite back every time and yes I raise the bar, it’s only retaliation, but you all react like I’ve shit on a grave, and apparently also I’m not allowed to react to abuse from women although you guys attack a guy who is legally considered mentally handicapped? Are you guys te kinds of people that throw your empty bottles at the Down syndrome-afflicted on the bus and then punch the carer when he asks you to stop it. Seriously, you are a bunch of disgusting human b… Can’t even describe you as the same species as me, how shameful that would be. Cue the insults/projection/inappropriate jokes…. And my middle finger in advance to anyone who wishes to do so. November 21, 2012 at 10:13 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204318 dodgelisterParticipant Oh so those sarcasm detectors DO work?? :O November 21, 2012 at 10:11 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204317 dodgelisterParticipant LOL @ Jo, if you ever got broken open I’m sure you sealed back up years ago. I bet you spend the other part of your life on plenty of fish hoping for a message from… Any man at all? No one? Aww… November 21, 2012 at 10:08 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204315 dodgelisterParticipant I can’t be bothered trading insults with losers haha I know you will all write idiotic things here and I’m not gonna read them because basically, if I want my come-back I’d wipe it off your mother’s face… Coming down to your level of dock jokes and your mama one liners doesn’t suit me and I really don’t want to waste anything that would part your hair as it shoots over your heads, so do yourself and the world a favour guys, next time you are a lake, don’t feel like you HAVE to stay dry, if you get me? November 21, 2012 at 10:04 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204312 dodgelisterParticipant I hope that that isn’t you in your avatar or Pot Kettle Black ;) November 21, 2012 at 10:02 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204311 dodgelisterParticipant Oh no :( someone used google translate to insult me :( I sure do hope no one copies and pastes a meme link, because I surely is gonna crahhhh like a baby November 21, 2012 at 9:58 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204309 dodgelisterParticipant Lol Rather that than Shane Dibley and I’m glad £5 is a lot to you :) November 21, 2012 at 9:54 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204305 dodgelisterParticipant Since when did I stir up trouble? I reacted to insults here and stuck up for sergeant smiley in his thread then been barraged with insults. <3 November 21, 2012 at 9:50 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204300 dodgelisterParticipant Las únicas conchas q ellos habían tocado son las conchas de sus madres, q pobrecitos son y q mal q no tengan vidas pero no me importa porque mi vida es completa Jeje q pajeros son esas hijas de las putas q los parían también jaja November 21, 2012 at 9:47 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204299 dodgelisterParticipant I will be back in London in a couple if days and I urge anyone who would like to say these things to my face to let me know when and where they would like to do so. I would also like to request that you take out health insurance beforehand. November 21, 2012 at 9:34 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204296 dodgelisterParticipant Man* See, you had the foresight to make the forum mobile friendly. Genius. November 21, 2012 at 9:33 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204295 dodgelisterParticipant Oh shit. Well, I can only thank you an. You have put a lot of people to shame today and corrected so many wrongs. My tests show that I have an IQ of 149, in school I was fast tracked to GCSE at the age of 14 on 4 of the core subjects, I possess a Cambridge Celta, Delta, BA Honz, PGCE and MA and have not begun a phD because my life is currently taking precedence. I generally work teaching English as a foreign language however for the last year I was working for the Mexican government translating legal documents into and from Spanish for the UN. Thank fuck you, I mean YOU, Ian, you came here and corrected me before I began to think I may have a bit of a brain in my skull. Forgive all those examining bodies and companies that have certified me, employed me and promoted me and repeatedly commended on my abilities. I am so glad that you pointed out their and my flaws. Seriously, you must be some kind of super genius the likes of which I can’t comprehend, I mean after all, you just read 3 or 4 posts I made in a pokey little Internet forum where I am probably the only member to have ever had sexual intercourse (it feels really good by the way) and gave me your professional opinion and wow… Man, seriously! Fuck off ;) November 21, 2012 at 8:37 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204285 dodgelisterParticipant Yeah mate.. Catch you on Twitter or something in a bit. Im out of here lol November 21, 2012 at 8:34 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204283 dodgelisterParticipant The funny thing is I never knew lemons could write on forums… You learn something new everyday lol November 21, 2012 at 8:32 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204282 dodgelisterParticipant This place is hostile. I think I’m gonna use the lemons. You with me Sgt Jesus Geordie smiley? I’d suggest a bit of payback trolling but I have better things to do… Like my wife :P November 21, 2012 at 8:27 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204280 dodgelisterParticipant Sgt this place sucks IMO. November 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204277 dodgelisterParticipant Lovely fella, think I may take his advice. Say, what’s your stance on the idea of jumping off cliffs? November 21, 2012 at 6:39 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204244 dodgelisterParticipant Ah Seb you are here too nice to see you :) your board is cool but somehow I got stuck in a playground political war and I only wanted a laugh and to discus red dwarf. May be back in the future when it calms down. I changed the keyboard that I’ll use fi the forum while mobile so hopefully my posts are more legible Well guys this thread is reset and clean slates for all, pretty please. No more keyboard invincibility fights, if you want to chat about the game do so, if you don’t, read and post in other threads. Not trying to play mod just enjoy sitting on the fence until I have an arse full of splinters. November 21, 2012 at 5:20 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204222 dodgelisterParticipant I’m sorry but mobile auto corrects posts and I can’t go back and edit. where it says hardshops gene it means asshole gene. the rest is just belittling the internet bullies that some people may or may not be. Basically, Sgt smiley its a decent guy and you would all Get on with him if you Gave him a chance. Yep that WAs me on Twitter and I readded you don’t worry mate November 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204209 dodgelisterParticipant crap* arrrghhhhhhhh! November 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204206 dodgelisterParticipant I’m not sure if I meant to say throwing cack or throwing crack but I once saw Marilyn Manson throwcrack to a crowd and maybe Godzilla is his fan, who knows? :D November 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204204 dodgelisterParticipant I think I’ve spotted a few people already who should do the world a favour and castrate themselves that the hardships gene doesn’t pass on… on second thought it’s probably impossible to pass on the virgin gene hey guys? carry on sgt, I got your back if these losers want t attack you because you are making a game and they can’t even make bowl of coco pops. there are a lot of keyboard king Kongs out there, little brainless chimps that wouldn’t say boo to.a goose in real life and probably hold the door open for people, give up their seat on.the bus for an elderly person and such, wishing they had respect, friends, brains and a.job… then they get on a computer, feel anonymous and powerful and do.their utmost to be rude and hurtful to people online. they are nothing but bullies who are too pathetic to even be bullies in real life and have to resort to internet bullying because behind a keyboard shield you.are no.longer a little chimp.but a giant ape beating hischest nd tthrowing crack. either way you are still a primate that lacks a few million years of evolutions worth of brains. and don’t try grammar naziing my post like an idiotic snob, I teach English as a foreign.language and know at least two second languages better than.u know your first one, but I also know how hard it i is to type on a beta android keyboard that glitches on forums. come on sarge, let’s go Tarzan on these monkey’s arses! November 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm in reply to: Hi guys, I've come from the land of the official forum in search of lemons #204201 dodgelisterParticipant hehe you should apologise for.the chicken! I’m glad that smiley and the constant user of it isn’t here hehe excuse me while I.wipe my shoes sgt smiley you don’t use Twitter much right? is reznor here? November 21, 2012 at 2:47 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204172 dodgelisterParticipant don’t be a nob too him, sgt smiley is a top bloke mate, forget what happened in this thread and give s fresh slate and we will see. or youwill see. I have already seen. November 21, 2012 at 2:39 pm in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #204171 dodgelisterParticipant kryten gets a female genital attachment and lister forgets all about finding kochanski. November 21, 2012 at 2:30 pm in reply to: SgtsmileyUK's Red Dwarf Game news,screenshots and videos as well as rabblements #204169 dodgelisterParticipant can’twait to play this, mate! will you please make a touch gfriendly version forandroid phones and iPad? you’d make a mint and I’d get to play it on public transport :D Author Posts Viewing 34 posts - 1 through 34 (of 34 total)