MaxPunk57

[MaxPunk57]

I’ve got a brilliant idea for a Red Dwarf Episode!

“Rip-Off, Smeg-Off” Or “Bootlegged”

The Dwarfers have finally managed to recover Holly, While that’s happening they discover a giant mining ship that looks exactly like Red Dwarf only better. But its not from a Parallel Universe! It turns out that the other Red Dwarf was made in the USA! Holly explains that during when the Jupiter Mining Corperation was making Red Dwarf, US Spies have stolen some blueprints from the company. If they didn’t steal any of the blueprints, Red Dwarf would’ve looked like the much longer shaped one from The Remastered Series 1-3 and series 8! So the whole “considerable cutbacks” was just a cover up to avoid any serious problems like wars. However even though the US one looks better on the outside, they’ve barely managed to salvage any useful blueprints on the inside, so basically The US Red Dwarf ship is even more of a rust bucket than the UK one. ( A sort of in-joke about how the US Pilots are really crap in comparison)

When they meet the US crew, The UK Dwarfers are shocked to see how unrealistic the US Dwafers are. Being all clean and more handsome looking and completely full of themselves, the sort-of typical American heros like: “Look at me! Here I come to save the day! I’m doing this for the ‘merican Dream, Watch out commies! To Infinity and Beyond~ Etc etc etc.” And The US Dwarfers are just as shocked to see how UK ones just sit around, lying down and talking with no responsibility to do.

Example;

US Lister: So what you guys do? Save Planets? Stop villains, Have exciting advertures?

UK Lister: …Well nowadays we just sit down, have a laugh, while eating curry with a side of Lager.

US Lister: I see…um…anything else amazing?

UK Lister: Oh yeah! Yesterday I was so bored that I flinged some of my boogies at Rimmers hair, I missed a couple times, most went into his coffee cup!

US Lister: *gives a disgusted uncomfortable look*…Uh…I’m gonna go and talk to the rest of the Crew if that’s alright…*he says slowly inching away from the UK Lister*.

[MaxPunk57]

Okay, thank you for trying anyway. I know you did your best.

[MaxPunk57]

Have you found those PDF’s of the custom dvd covers yet? Sorry if I’m bothering you, I’m just wondering.

[MaxPunk57]

Hey just checking, did you find those PDFs?

[MaxPunk57]

Also Just curious, what’s that “Dimension Jump” DVD all about? and is it just me or is that spine of “The BodySnatcher Collection” a bit different from any of the other copies of the Boxset you find on Ebay or Amazon?

[MaxPunk57]

Thank you Very Much~! ^w^

[MaxPunk57]

Hey Timestone2000, is there a chance I can have a copy of those 3 custom DVD covers you made, please? Or is there a way I can download and print them from my computer?

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