Ian’s Newsround News The return of a historic G&T feature that will delight upwards of no people. Let’s see what TOS has got in the old magic bag here… HELLO, I’M HILLY. HELLO, I’M HOLLY: Norman and Hattie are touring together! Norman once again striving to distance himself from the Red Dwarf association that blights his every waking moment. Still, this should be great, as they’re both superb stand-ups, and hopefully they’ll be sharing the stage for bits of it as well as doing their own things. It all kicks off in Brighton on 18th May, and more dates are set to be announced on top of the subsequent twelve. Also, more details have been released about the pair’s US convention circuit trawling. Covering 13 states over the course of six months, there should be something there for even the fattest, stupidest, right-wing, war-mongering, redneck, Bush-supporting Yanks. WEMBERLEY! WEMBERLEY! OH WE’RE ALL PISSED UP AND WE’RE GOING TO WEMBERLEY!: Excellently, there’s a big memorabilia-style event at bloody Wembley stadium! Unexcellently, it’s next weekend and we’ve only just found out about it. Excellently, tickets are still available. And of course, Robert Llewellyn’s going to be there! More details available here, if you can just about be bothered. I’VE NEVER WRITTEN… A BOOK: Craig’s book has been delayed. Presumably he was too busy smoking crack to get it finished, etc. A 6th March release date did seem a little soon for something we only found out about a month ago. Still, I was quite looking forward to it, so hopefully it’ll see the light of day soon. Lovely stuff. Hopefully we’ll get a hint of the BIG EXCITING NEWS that Ellard keeps making sly references to at some point soon. Now, fuck off.