So. Big Fat Ron Atkinson gets (quite rightly) pilloried for his comments about Chinese women - namely that he can't understand why China has that big a population when they have the best contraception in the world (ugly women). Sure,...

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Uhm, so... without wanting to give too much away of what I'm planning to do for the contest... is there anyone out there who can do passable impressions of the Red Dwarf cast... and can sing?...

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Okay, so... has anybody got a Starbug playset that actually works? Over here we've been discussing the problems we've all been having with the sound chips in ours (namely that the sound is ridiculously slow - as Rimmer would put...

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It seems that the Red Dwarf DVDs have a rather curious form of copy protection (or, at least, piracy prevention) on them. I was just decoding Thanks For The Memory off the disc - not for illegal pirating filesharing reasons,...

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... because she got me membership to TORDFC for Christmas :-)...

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Anyone else have a Dwarfy Christmas, then? I got the Starbug playset from my sister, and the Corgi twinset from my parents. Result!...

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... even though his ex-bandmate is a complete and utter twat : If you could redesign Santa, how would he look? "I'm torn between a Gandalf Santa and a cyber-Santa. I think cyber-Santa would be good. Nice and mechanical, a...

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"My question and challenge is to find any Red Dwarf Trivia, relating to any of the shows, from any series (excluding Smeg Ups and deleted scenes) that I DON'T know! " I don't want to sound all fanboy-snobbish, but I'm...

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Nice one, Austin....

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Far be it from me to suggest that the ending of Out Of Time could be improved upon in any way (it can't, it's perfect), but I've just remembered an observation about it that struck me a little while ago....

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