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  • #211667
    Karnie
    Participant

    For the past few weeks we’ve been running a review of Red Dwarf on Hasslein Books’ blog by guest writer Joe Bongiorno. They can be found at http://hassleinbooks.blogspot.com/2015/04/revisiting-red-dwarf-part-one-its-cold.html if interested.

    #211670
    Renegade Rob
    Participant

    Interesting and thorough analysis. Well done.

    I know it’s all opinion and subjective personal preference, but for all of X’s flaws, I’ll never understand someone ranking that below VIII, which was (pretty objectively) composed entirely of flaws. Like if Doug just wrote ‘FLAW’ for every line, it would actually be better, because then at least it would be consistent.

    Otherwise, nicely done.

    #211679
    Nick R
    Participant

    If Doug just wrote ‘FLAW’ for every line, technically speaking that would be only one flaw, but it would be such a big one that it’s worth mentioning… however many times there are lines of dialogue that series.

    #211680
    si
    Participant

    “Flaw?”

    #211681
    Phil
    Participant

    Doug fought the flaw, and the flaw won.

    #211682
    George Kaplan
    Participant

    Welcome to Flaw 13.

    #211683
    Paul Muller
    Participant

    It’s no secret that morale is on the flaw.

    #211684
    Renegade Rob
    Participant

    > If Doug just wrote ‘FLAW’ for every line, technically speaking that would be only one flaw, but it would be such a big one that it’s worth mentioning… however many times there are lines of dialogue that series.

    Good point, well made.

    #211685
    Ridley
    Participant

    *walks past open doorway*

    Red Flawf

    #211687
    George Kaplan
    Participant

    LISTER
    Kris found out about the shower thing; she went ballistic. It’s just a little present to say ‘sorry’.

    RIMMER
    A bag of flaw?

    LISTER
    No, two bags. I’m in the Tank, in the middle of Deep Space. I can’t just get on the blower to Inter Flawa, you know! (Places bags of flaw on he table) Flaw… Flaws. It’s the closest I could get.

    #211690
    Karnie
    Participant

    Personally, I think Series Flaw was the best. =)

    #211691
    Renegade Rob
    Participant

    Please sirs, this is very bad for morale! I can’t believe you’re arguing about who’s going to have the best Flaws!

    #211692
    Pecospete666
    Participant

    FLAW you and the horse you rode in on!

    #211696
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Have you gone mad? You don’t rat on other inmates, its an unwritten flaw.

    #211697
    si
    Participant

    Par flaw, dogleg to the right, in the bunker behind the green.

    #211698
    si
    Participant

    She’s out of my life, I don’t know whether to live flaw die…

    #211713
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    You can’tve been a flaw member of the golf club, then.

    #211715
    Renegade Rob
    Participant

    Welcome to Xpress Lifts, descent to flaw sixteen. You will be going down two thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven flaws and, for a small extra charge, you can enjoy the in-lift movie “Gone With the Wind.”

    #211732
    si
    Participant

    Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back flaw breakfast.

    #211738
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    I’m not being flawist. Believe me, I like flaws.

    #211741
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. On,: we don’t have any defensive shields. And two, we don’t have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that’s only one flaw, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.

    #211749
    Nick R
    Participant

    My baseball cards must be worth a flawtune!

    #211752
    srmcd1
    Participant

    Good flaw. Well made.

    #211753
    si
    Participant

    A magic flaw! Well, why didn’t you say?

    #211754
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Jane… Flawsten? Floosten?

    #211757
    si
    Participant

    Rimmer, will you stop saying flaw thousand, six hundred and eighty one irradiated haggis and speak to me?

    #211769
    Ian Symes
    Keymaster

    No wonder they only scored flaw percent.

    #211770
    si
    Participant

    Noticed you added the ‘percent’, there, Symes.

    #211771
    Renegade Rob
    Participant

    Look, it’s easy. Keep imagining the flaw as Queeg’s face.

    #211775
    si
    Participant

    What do you want, giggles or gufflaws?

    #211776
    JamesTC
    Participant

    Whatever you do, don’t go and see Run Flaw Flaw Wife.

    #211778
    Nick R
    Participant

    “Flawtball, It’s a Funny Old Game” by Kevin Keegan.

    #211784
    Jonathan Capps
    Keymaster

    I nominate this thread for The Flawll of Fame.

    #211785
    si
    Participant

    Thanks Flaw The Memory.

    #211789
    Katydid
    Participant

    Someone to flawtch over meeeeee!

    #211790
    si
    Participant

    Terrorflawm.

    #211819
    si
    Participant

    Santa Flaws, what a barstard.

    #211822
    Renegade Rob
    Participant

    When I finally get round to writing my Good Psycho Guide, this place is gonna get raves. Accomodation: excellent. Food: first class. Resident nutter: courteous and considerate. Psycho rating’s gotta be four and a half chainflaws.

    #211824
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    swalfkcaB

    #211826
    si
    Participant

    Stand aside, let the flaw handle this.

    #211830
    Ridley
    Participant

    Vote Fascist for a third glorious decade of total flaw enforcement.

    #211836
    si
    Participant

    It’s a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic flawden!

    #211837
    Phil
    Participant

    Old Iron Flawls

    #211847
    JamesTC
    Participant

    If that algorithm contained a flaw, that flaw would be duplicated flawlso.

    #211850
    si
    Participant

    Strike a light, it’s Flawdon.

    #211869
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    Flawkenstein.

    #211870
    srmcd1
    Participant

    Decorators. Try up on the sixth flaw.

    #211878
    Nick R
    Participant

    They begin their journey home. On the way they’ll break the Light Barrier. They’ll meet Einstein, Archimedes, God and Flawman Wisdom.

    #211885
    Jawscvmcdia
    Participant

    You’re going to supper with some removal men and a group of people suffering from Parkinson’s Disease?

    #211924
    Phil
    Participant

    The Flawstrilomo.

    #211926
    si
    Participant

    Lister, pass me a flawteen-b…

    #211927
    srmcd1
    Participant

    “Well, if you lose, you’ll probably get a couple of years in the brig.”
    “What brig?”
    “The brig on Flaw 13.”
    “There isn’t a Flaw 13!”
    “Yeah, there is. It was classified – a need-to-know-only basis.”
    “So who knew?”
    “Well, all the flawficers, and anyone who’s ever seen the Twilight Zone.”

    #211929
    ori-STUDFARM
    Participant

    I’m gonna get a sheep and a cow and breed flawses

    With a sheep and a cow?

    No, with flawses and flawses!

    #211932
    si
    Participant

    That was about two hours later, after I’d thrown a flaw and a one.

    #211939
    Nick R
    Participant

    Sabrina Mulholland-Fflaw

    #211940
    Phil
    Participant

    Morning, Flawmer Lister!

    #211941
    srmcd1
    Participant

    “Well, we’ve got nothing to fear. We’re upstanding, flaw-abiding citizens!”
    “Then why is it ‘Arrest Mode’, sir?”
    “… Well, seventy-five percent of us are.”

    #211942
    Ridley
    Participant

    Holly, prepare an escape pod. Anything to save me from another Space Florps Directive.

    #211944
    Kris Carter
    Participant

    They’re only interior flaws. Made of a light alloy.

    #211966
    Ben Paddon
    Participant

    They were gonna flawx that in the dub!

    #211987
    Katydid
    Participant

    The rest of our loathes can be one giant, hedonistic flawsh flawfillment!

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