Guest Blogger's take on Red Dwarf

[Karnie]

For the past few weeks we’ve been running a review of Red Dwarf on Hasslein Books’ blog by guest writer Joe Bongiorno. They can be found at http://hassleinbooks.blogspot.com/2015/04/revisiting-red-dwarf-part-one-its-cold.html if interested.

[Renegade Rob]

Interesting and thorough analysis. Well done.

I know it’s all opinion and subjective personal preference, but for all of X’s flaws, I’ll never understand someone ranking that below VIII, which was (pretty objectively) composed entirely of flaws. Like if Doug just wrote ‘FLAW’ for every line, it would actually be better, because then at least it would be consistent.

Otherwise, nicely done.

[Nick R]

If Doug just wrote ‘FLAW’ for every line, technically speaking that would be only one flaw, but it would be such a big one that it’s worth mentioning… however many times there are lines of dialogue that series.

[si]

“Flaw?”

[Phil]

Doug fought the flaw, and the flaw won.

[George Kaplan]

Welcome to Flaw 13.

[Paul Muller]

It’s no secret that morale is on the flaw.

[Renegade Rob]

> If Doug just wrote ‘FLAW’ for every line, technically speaking that would be only one flaw, but it would be such a big one that it’s worth mentioning… however many times there are lines of dialogue that series.

Good point, well made.

[Ridley]

*walks past open doorway*

Red Flawf

[George Kaplan]

LISTER
Kris found out about the shower thing; she went ballistic. It’s just a little present to say ‘sorry’.

RIMMER
A bag of flaw?

LISTER
No, two bags. I’m in the Tank, in the middle of Deep Space. I can’t just get on the blower to Inter Flawa, you know! (Places bags of flaw on he table) Flaw… Flaws. It’s the closest I could get.

[Karnie]

Personally, I think Series Flaw was the best. =)

[Renegade Rob]

Please sirs, this is very bad for morale! I can’t believe you’re arguing about who’s going to have the best Flaws!

[Pecospete666]

FLAW you and the horse you rode in on!

[JamesTC]

Have you gone mad? You don’t rat on other inmates, its an unwritten flaw.

[si]

Par flaw, dogleg to the right, in the bunker behind the green.

[si]

She’s out of my life, I don’t know whether to live flaw die…

[Ben Paddon]

You can’tve been a flaw member of the golf club, then.

[Renegade Rob]

Welcome to Xpress Lifts, descent to flaw sixteen. You will be going down two thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven flaws and, for a small extra charge, you can enjoy the in-lift movie “Gone With the Wind.”

[si]

Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back flaw breakfast.

[Ian Symes]

I’m not being flawist. Believe me, I like flaws.

[Ben Paddon]

A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. On,: we don’t have any defensive shields. And two, we don’t have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that’s only one flaw, but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.

[Nick R]

My baseball cards must be worth a flawtune!

[srmcd1]

Good flaw. Well made.

[si]

A magic flaw! Well, why didn’t you say?

[Ben Paddon]

Jane… Flawsten? Floosten?

[si]

Rimmer, will you stop saying flaw thousand, six hundred and eighty one irradiated haggis and speak to me?

[Ian Symes]

No wonder they only scored flaw percent.

[si]

Noticed you added the ‘percent’, there, Symes.

[Renegade Rob]

Look, it’s easy. Keep imagining the flaw as Queeg’s face.

[si]

What do you want, giggles or gufflaws?

[JamesTC]

Whatever you do, don’t go and see Run Flaw Flaw Wife.

[Nick R]

“Flawtball, It’s a Funny Old Game” by Kevin Keegan.

[Jonathan Capps]

I nominate this thread for The Flawll of Fame.

[si]

Thanks Flaw The Memory.

[Moonlight]

Someone to flawtch over meeeeee!

[si]

Terrorflawm.

[si]

Santa Flaws, what a barstard.

[Renegade Rob]

When I finally get round to writing my Good Psycho Guide, this place is gonna get raves. Accomodation: excellent. Food: first class. Resident nutter: courteous and considerate. Psycho rating’s gotta be four and a half chainflaws.

[Ben Paddon]

swalfkcaB

[si]

Stand aside, let the flaw handle this.

[Ridley]

Vote Fascist for a third glorious decade of total flaw enforcement.

[si]

It’s a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic flawden!

[Phil]

Old Iron Flawls

[JamesTC]

If that algorithm contained a flaw, that flaw would be duplicated flawlso.

[si]

Strike a light, it’s Flawdon.

[Ben Paddon]

Flawkenstein.

[srmcd1]

Decorators. Try up on the sixth flaw.

[Nick R]

They begin their journey home. On the way they’ll break the Light Barrier. They’ll meet Einstein, Archimedes, God and Flawman Wisdom.

[Jawscvmcdia]

You’re going to supper with some removal men and a group of people suffering from Parkinson’s Disease?

[Phil]

The Flawstrilomo.

[si]

Lister, pass me a flawteen-b…

[srmcd1]

“Well, if you lose, you’ll probably get a couple of years in the brig.”
“What brig?”
“The brig on Flaw 13.”
“There isn’t a Flaw 13!”
“Yeah, there is. It was classified – a need-to-know-only basis.”
“So who knew?”
“Well, all the flawficers, and anyone who’s ever seen the Twilight Zone.”

[ori-STUDFARM]

I’m gonna get a sheep and a cow and breed flawses

With a sheep and a cow?

No, with flawses and flawses!

[si]

That was about two hours later, after I’d thrown a flaw and a one.

[Nick R]

Sabrina Mulholland-Fflaw

[Phil]

Morning, Flawmer Lister!

[srmcd1]

“Well, we’ve got nothing to fear. We’re upstanding, flaw-abiding citizens!”
“Then why is it ‘Arrest Mode’, sir?”
“… Well, seventy-five percent of us are.”

[Ridley]

Holly, prepare an escape pod. Anything to save me from another Space Florps Directive.

[Kris Carter]

They’re only interior flaws. Made of a light alloy.

[Ben Paddon]

They were gonna flawx that in the dub!

[Moonlight]

The rest of our loathes can be one giant, hedonistic flawsh flawfillment!

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