Guest Blogger's take on Red Dwarf

[Karnie]

For the past few weeks we’ve been running a review of Red Dwarf on Hasslein Books’ blog by guest writer Joe Bongiorno. They can be found at http://hassleinbooks.blogspot.com/2015/04/revisiting-red-dwarf-part-one-its-cold.html if interested.

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[srmcd1]

“Well, if you lose, you’ll probably get a couple of years in the brig.”
“What brig?”
“The brig on Flaw 13.”
“There isn’t a Flaw 13!”
“Yeah, there is. It was classified – a need-to-know-only basis.”
“So who knew?”
“Well, all the flawficers, and anyone who’s ever seen the Twilight Zone.”

[ori-STUDFARM]

I’m gonna get a sheep and a cow and breed flawses

With a sheep and a cow?

No, with flawses and flawses!

[si]

That was about two hours later, after I’d thrown a flaw and a one.

[Nick R]

Sabrina Mulholland-Fflaw

[Phil]

Morning, Flawmer Lister!

[srmcd1]

“Well, we’ve got nothing to fear. We’re upstanding, flaw-abiding citizens!”
“Then why is it ‘Arrest Mode’, sir?”
“… Well, seventy-five percent of us are.”

[Ridley]

Holly, prepare an escape pod. Anything to save me from another Space Florps Directive.

[Kris Carter]

They’re only interior flaws. Made of a light alloy.

[Ben Paddon]

They were gonna flawx that in the dub!

[Moonlight]

The rest of our loathes can be one giant, hedonistic flawsh flawfillment!

[Author]

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